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If you were permenantly transformed into a woman and still had the mind of a man, would you be able to have sex with men?

Be honest
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be honest OP is a faggot
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only with rich ones obviously... see i'm already thinking like a beeotch.
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>>675467852
No i m not a fag
i would be a lesbian
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Nope. I'd be a lesbian fucktoy.

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I'll make it quick:

>met this fucking amazing angel in psych class
>she's a 10/10 super model god tier fashion, god tier makeup
>funny, energetic, vivacious, flirty, you can tell she's crushing on me hard.
>she mentioned she has borderline.

oh, anyone dated a borderline? is it worth it?
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Kill yourself now.... Hurry before anyone sees your thread
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>>675469189
You don't want it, unless you want unneeded stress in your life and possible suicide by you or her.
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>>675469189
>crushing on me hard
>borderline

You've already lost, you fucking idiot
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>sticking your dick in crazy
>ever

haha

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Name a video game series with no bad games.

>Protip: You can't.
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>>675470236
Pokemon. If u disagree ur wrong
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Half-life. You lose.
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>>675470236
Diablo
Elder Scrolls
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Portal

post girls you know, other anons say how they would fuck them.
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>>675467547
Titfuck her in the sea
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Girl on Left
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My wife

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Da nema neki stoner iz Zagreba trenutno online? Imam jedno pitanje..
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OP je peder
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pitaj frende
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jebo vas purgeri
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>>675466819
Are you usatshe?

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Mouse that was running around in my workshop is trapped in my garbage. What should I do with it?

1. Cage match with my Yorkie in Bathroom?

2. Let him go?

3. Keep as pet?

4. I don't own a gun so that is out. What about knives?
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Burn the motherfucker alive
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Cage match, make webm
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Keep as pet SandNigger
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Make it your pet and start a mouse army. train them and arm them with knifes.

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Last digit is the country you fight for in WW2

Dubs you are a jew in a death camp

Trips you are Hitler himself
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>>675469880
Roll
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7 get
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>>675469880
rell
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Roll for Finland

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Join kek it's my history class
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>>675468223
this'll be fun.
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>>675468223
Put down your phone and try to learn something, you socially-stunted 14 year old retard.
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Jack Inhoff signing in
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Schwartzenigger present

Incest Thread? Haven't seen a proper one recently. Share your pics and greentexts.

>be 14, sister 13
>parents are at neighbours place, leaving us alone to sleep
>be bored, cant sleep, check if sister is still awake
>she still up, ask her if she wants to play something
>she agrees
>we build a fort under her bed
>start playing doctor, im the patient
>she takes of my shirt and listens to my heartbeat with a toy stethoscope
>touches my stomach, chest and legs and I pop a boner
>she asks why I have a boner
>tell her that I have been feeling sick and "it's been like that for days"
>she asks me if she can pull down my pants and take a look. I nod and she pulls them down
>underageteenbonerpopsout.gif
>she looks at it, plays around and keeps pulling back my foreskin
>says she can make it better and strokes it a little
>she gets up and pulls off her pyjama pants, revealing a smooth pussy, not one hair on there
>sits on my dick, trying to get it inside but doesnt quite work
>help her put it inside, its tight, I can see it hurts her
>she moves up and down a little, quietly panting
>continues until I cum inside her
>she says im cured and I help her clean up the mess

We done it a couple times, I also have stories of my cousin
Will tell more, but I also wanna read other stories
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>>675462495
Nigga Imma call you Oculus, cause i ain't buyin it.
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bump
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>>675462722
whatever man, your choice to believe it or not
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>be 7 or 8
>sister about 12 asks me to lay on her back while she's on the couch
>she's breathing hard and has a hand over her pussy.
>No fucking idea what she's doing until I recall years later
>never spoke about it

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s/fur
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>>675468803
B-b-but Emerald...it just wanted love too!
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God-tier albums
>GO
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I'm so bummed out. I want to join the military, but I recently discovered that I will be disqualified if I have self harm scars. They are on my left arm, my right arm is clean. I don't have any actual records of self harming, the only proof I have are the actual scars. I was an idiot and these scars are from years ago. Is there anything I could possibly do to qualify? Do you know of anyone who had scars but still somehow made it?
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I also have a couple on my leg, but those ones look more like an accident from barbed wire or something.
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Just go there and if they ask just tell your story. They will take a mental test to see if to you are totally fine and if you pass the test just go
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>>675462621
So just be completely honest and get a mental test? I'm seeing a recruitment officer today.
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>>675462765
Well just ask ask about it and if they say yes then be honest and say its from years ago because you got bullies or stuff and you want to join the army to get your self confidence up or something like that. If they dont take it ask them about a mental test or something.

Here in my nation we have a test about your school, mental and body, its also alot of talking before beeing taken

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Class Kahoot very shortly, code will be up ASAP
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put it up, looks like fun
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>>675466275
Hurry the fuck up OP! I wear to God I will eat your fucking family!
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OP hurry the fuck up man
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Cmon we want to degenerate your middle school class

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Trips predicts the next ISIS target.

I'll start: Disneyland
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>>675467731
>Disneyland
euro disney, maybe.
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>>675467731
Me.
I want to die so I can fuck dinosaurs in heaven.
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>>675467731

OP's anus.
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canberra australia

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Suicide time. I'm a 60kg female with

780mg dihydrocodeine

690mg nefopam

And lots of wine. Any of you know if this is enough to ensure death and not just brain damage?
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boobs or gtfo
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>>675464377

if you want brain damage... i'll gladly give you some with my cock
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>>675464377
>oh good
>because it had been almost 45 seconds since the last socially-stunted foreveralone faggot posted a "im gunna an hero guise!" thread

Fuck off with this cringe.

>inb4 290 gullible idiot spergs spend the next hour screaming for tits, timestamps and sharpies in poopers

>>675464530
EDIT:
>289 gullible idiot spergs

>>675464639
>288 gullible idiot spergs
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Depression, anxiety and suicide are usually caused by a simple thing - ones ideals and visions, i.e. ones potential, doesn't correspond to the actual self.

A life without challenges is not worth living. Dont let yourself be indoctrinated by a weakminded society waddling in the swamp of self-pity in the rags of the victim-mentality. You are a human being; that means you have willpower. Exsercise it, like you would any muscle.

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Make me vomit.
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>>675461953
That makes me hungry...
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>>675462099
Raptorfag get back to your own thread!
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>>675461953
furry porn
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Has anyone here watched Daisy's Destruction?
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>>675464471
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i saw the thumbnail on an onion site but i wasn't gonna click on dat shit

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What's so bad about murder /b/?
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>>675462393
Bump
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>>675462393
Bump bump
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>>675462393
That kills people anon
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>>675462644
Some deserve to die

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hey /b/ros... wanna play a game?
I have 2 VERY SHIT steam game codes in order for me to release them you need to get dubs, now only way of getting them is by posting a porn pic... preferably pale white / skinny / goth women ADD SAUCE or no game 4 u
NOTE: DONT BOTHER POSTING STEAM LINK games are so shit I wont even dare giving them to you personally you will roast me
so I will release the last digits of the code publicly ...
code N1 EWTIH-3I3HV-*****
code N2 BFP6B-VHMHH-*****

the steam codes are only for motivation!
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oops
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>>675465153
newfigs can't triforce
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shiiiet
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>>675465058
fuck off

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YLYL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcpBPyA2gFA
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Average trump voters

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