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>>686069495
Will I have gay anal orgy?
Is OP a massive faggot ?
Should I ?
>>686069495
will I ever find love?
WILL he Say yes, should i ask
What are some of the sayings?
If there's fluff on the muff she's old enough
If there's grass on the field play ball
What else
>>686067336
if its grey no play
alternatively
if its grey stay away
If she's old enough to pee she is old enough for me
if it sags its for fags
if its gray its gay
if its gray DO NOT SLAY
oldy and probably moldy
see a wrinkle do not mingle
if its old, fold
if its ugg mug it
FB Fap Volume 2
Please continue good anon.
/box/
>>686072849
Anybody wanna share their Pokemon fantasy(s)?
Meat is murder and humans are not meant to eat it. We are killing animals and ourselves. Cancer is almost exclusively mortal to meat eaters and cholesterol is 100% exclusive to them
Stop eating meat.
Uh... no
>>686069793
hahahaha
no.
nigga...
Fucking veggiefag
>>686069793
>not meant to eat it
>implying
Traps go
>>686067627
Traps NO
Go on sir
13 gets a free steam game
If you say so
eat shit faggot
i'll take the bet. I'll probably keep rolling too
13 get
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://zigzap.pl/wincest
pic related
>>686075691
I'd super wavedash into her multi-shine
>>686075691
just woke up time to download some porn
>>686075691
Super fast download
>>686075691
god damn it i got cum on my nice jeans
>>686075691
Now Thats a Blowjob!!!!
Gayest thing you have ever done? Share your stories please
>>686060958
mma
cruised m4m/t4m personals on craigslist while horny.
>>686060958
Not gay but dress in my sisters clothing
I'll start
>be 15 not gay but curious
>sleeping over at friends house like classic story goes
>decide to take shower before bed
>while in bathroom get a little horny decide to Jack it
>see pair of underwear in corner can't stop looking at them and picturing friend in them
>pick them up and start smelling focusing on crotch area
>love the smell...
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Green text story time boys
>be me, 18
>chatting to a friend on facebook (says hes depressed and needs help)
>after about 2 hours of chatting we decide to skype
>talking on skype for over an hour, decided to change my shirt (at this point i didn't expect the guy to be gay)
>he says i have a nice body shape and says "no homo" (ironic...)
>He says we haven't hung out in...
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Wife/gf rate/share thread...get ur MILFs too..OC welcome contd..
>>686067304
7/10 body, maybe an 8 if her ass is nice.
>>686067839
post a frontal
>>686067857
nice. please continue
Hi, /b/. My mom is an eighth grade art teacher. Last week was the middle school's art club field trip and I had to go because she needed help keeping kids in line, etc. I made a bunch of friends, had fun, whatever, but there was this one 8/10 redhead who somehow found my Instagram and Snapchat yesterday and added me. She just now hit me up and when I asked how she was she replied almost instantly. Come to think of it, she seemed kinda different, almost nervous, when I was around on the trip as well.
Do you think she's in to me?
Pic is her
Got yourself some jailbait sir
>>686062468
Yeah she wants that dick
Do it but be low key about it
>>686062468
how old are you op
damn hell yeah dude
HIT THAT SHIT OP
>>686062468
Tell her to contact you when she turns 18.
That high school pussy isn't worth the jail time. Someone will always end up finding out.
I'm a republican and I will not be voting for Trump. Can anyone guess why?
>inb4 cuck is tossed around
You're a nigger?
>>686055683
because you hate america
>>686056210
that's gotta be pretty rare no?
nah, I'm white. and i own my own business.
Because you a decent person (at least for a Republican).
>>686055683
Because, like me, you're a small-government Republican with actual principles and a coherent platform, and not an "our tyranny is better than their tyranny" demagogue.
celebs bread, after dark edition
lewdness, feets, whatever
>>686070475
sounds pretty nice
My friend is telling me to do Melatonin(a sleep-causing drug) and it will make me sleep right away and that it makes your dreams more vivid
What do ya think about that?
I also have a problem staying up ridiculously late and that fucks up my whole schedule so I should be able to get it just fine
Doveanon here
lets get lewd
a bit of Selena for my bro from last thread
Senior class is staging a "senior prank" this year by setting up a projector on the football field and watching ferris bueller's day off. Now because this is a terrible fucking idea for a prank I've taken it upon myself to edit a copy of the movie and replace it with the one they want to use. Any suggestions on what to include? I'll try to get it on video if possible, its happening tomorrow night.
also i suck at video editing so don't make it too complicated
You could replace parts of the audio with moon man
Op how about you edit in every picture posted in this thread
37 minutes into the movie you play that K-ON movie clip with the audio "Everybody Know's Shit's Fucked".
>>686062498
start posting nigger and we'll see
Ask a sociopathic Satanist and devil worshipper anything
> No fucking christians or atheists allowed
why
no sociopath would look like that
>>686070299
No you fat fuck :D go back to your shitty metal and reddit pages
>desu
>>686070505
Except this one right here
Fuck off and die
>>686070299
Go to church
Cringe thread
One time my friend who is knewilling would buy weed and whatnot actually didn't smoke it. She would buy an 8th every 3 days and over the course of those three days she would gradually eat it, and i could not convince her that it would do nothing and was a complete waste of her money not to mention extremely retarded and she still continues to eat small amounts of weed to this day. She also pronounces meme as me me. I don't talk to her anymore because I hate people.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FCOhnsfWu3M
Just got a job as a hostess at Olive Garden. Any tips from other restaurant workers here so I don't fuck it all up? I have to do well, this is my first job ever.
TITS OR GTFO
>>686059904
check my quads
>>686059754
Please explain this pic. I've seen it before but is this actually a good meal???
>first job ever
What are you fuckin 15
>>686059964
rerole
Prove your an oldfag /b/
>>686068269
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>>686068475
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I'll show you later.
>>686068475
>>686068660
Welp we've found two newfags....
>>686068838
Please
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Horses
>>686060329
dude your gross
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>>686060329
fur intercourses
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