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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I am a liberal who voted for Trump because I believed in him. But reading his tweets recently is making me think that the guy is fucking nuts honestly. In his recent tweet he wrote this "Very organized process taking place as I decide on Cabinet and many other positions. I am the only one who knows who the finalists are!"
.... this guy is running the country like a TV show. Greatest nation on earth lol? we are so fucked man.
>>711913078
>votes for a literal TV show host with no political experience whatsoever
>surprised he runs the country like a TV show host
I hope he burns America to the ground you fucking retards.
>>711913757
Hitlary was worse tho.
t. europeanfag
>>711913078
Really? His tweets are just now throwing you off?
Im a conservative republican, but fuck you for voting for Trump without paying a moments attention to a single thing he's said.
Regardless, it's a JOKE
>>711913078
8/10
nice work you got me to reply.
>>711913078
Kek its great though, like a soap opera.
I cant wait to see what will happen with the Putin and Trump bromance, will they go on a weelend away together?
Will Ivanka cheat on her husband with Stephen Bannon?
Will the nazi show up to the inaugeration party?
PC specs R8 thread
Bump
>gtx960
>5930k
Cucked
>>711898461
is it really worth getting an SSD? like is it a major boost?
>>711898461
>>711897294
yoooo lol its about time for a gpu upgrade
and a 10 upgrade
>>711898587
worth
WWYD / degrade thread
>>711907951
it depends.. wheres the nude shots?
Make they sniff each others croch of the skanky underwear
>>711907951
Wtf are you op?start a thread n do feck all...
>>711909646
squeeze her tits while ramming my cock down her throat
Lets have cringe/meldown thread
>>711906612
>I found u on 4chan
>>711905781
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT NOW!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLjpelJ4UOM
it'll be alright, it'll be alright
No it will not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHCgGKiTp5w
is it too early for a cocksucking thread?
wtf op waking up to a blowjob is literally one of my dreams that I've been to shy to ask for.
Never early enough.
>>711909310
cocksucking threads dont start for another eight minutes, I applaud your promptness however try to be on time next session
Keep me company while I swallow 72 325mg regular strength aspirin
>>711907615
why op
Don't do it, dickweed.
>inb4 3 aleve
>>711907615
or nah
terrible idea.
So I have these shitty neighbors they've only been living there for 4 days. Dirty cunts keep getting their dogs to shit in my yard, flicking cigarette butts on my driveway and yard and pissing through the fence onto my property. I hadn't even met them let alone had the chance to piss them off until today. Talked to one of them this afternoon and bought up the cigarette butts and strong piss smell and his response was "where am I supposed to piss then cunt?"
And
"Those butts aren't all mine"
Seems I'm not going to get anywhere
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>>711903859
Oh oh I know
The police
>>711903976
Pretty much. Fuck litter bugs.
1) get helium tanks, many
2) break into his house and tape the windows / doors etc
3) fill house with helium. lots of it. all of it
4) put a lot of benzin in one of the rooms, pref. not bathroom. maybe bedroom. spill that shit everywhere
5) take a wii mote and a wii inside his house and remove the chipset where the graphics card is on
6) wait until they come home and switch on wii with controller
7) ?????????
8) profit.
Man up, grow some balls and go talk to the neighbor and tell him to cut his shit, or its just going to escalate and get worse probably.
>>711903859
There's a way to fuck with their sound system, you need to get a transmitter and such, but you can start playing music through their speakers at like 2am.
asian thread cont
>>711903699
got more?
>>711903845
>>711904012
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>711882463>>711892594
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion
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Yeah I done goofed
>>711892788
Stuttering mask waifu is here
>Claiming best girl
>>711892158
Nah, man. I'm pretty happy not being mixed up with shitty meme websites, besides 4chan.
Nano is a close second for me, tbh. Too bad no one here claims her.
Spanish is a pretty useful language in the states with all of the ayy lmao's getting all up in our shit.
>>711892072
Hey there Tali.
How goes it?
>>711892995
Go to the bad OP corner.
...
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>>711892609
then stop being so cute and i will stop making you blush
>>711892995
how did you goof?
>>711893089
better than yesterday that's for sure. how bout you?
>>711893116
agreed electricity is fun. Can't wait to get back into it as my job tbh. need my license back asap.
Deutschfaden am Morgen
Fragen
1. Seid ihr cool?
2. Lieblingsessen?
3. Lieblingstrinken?
4. Lieblingswixxvorlage?
>>711900698
und DEUS VULT!
Ist anyone frei am 12:45?
Ich brauche helfen am Deutsch, meine mid-term abhängst on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
>>711901254
lol
ok maybe ich kann dir helfen
just be here
>>711901342
morgen. schon auf?
Edge thread.
Post, and say anything edgy. Let it all out, anon.
>>711904272
>>711904272
dog meat is good. sadly you cant buy it in western countries. But there are enough animal rights activists that care for street dogs who are happy if you promise them to take care of dogs. got me 5 dogs this already from different towns (at least 200km away) and they were really good. Only the bleeding when butchering them is a little mess.
>>711904272
Muh waifu
>>711904272
poor doggo
however in other cultures they do enjoy their dog meat so we must respect their choice in doing so
/nzg/ New Zealand General
Breaking News edition "Tornado hits Kapiti Coast"
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/a rticle.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11749456
Why are IDs even gone?
>>711898562
because you touch yourself at night.
>>711898082
>>711898082
Dia reporting in
>>711898082
The main image in the article looks like a Mr. Krabs meme gone wrong
>also that riveting journalism
10/10 tits thread
those fuckers are already sagging. she's also fat or pushing her stomach out to make herself look fat. either way it's too intrusive.
8/5/10
Wife's are 10/10 for me
>>711900884
Another shot of them
>>711900953
And a close up while my cock is inside her.
>>711900953
Great tits. But knocked down a grade because they're fake.
New Pics you've saved/shouldn't share/want more of/want spread thread
can i have her face？
>>711907465
Any others? Which pic do u want?
>>711907475
oh shit my favorite again. would lose it for that shot uncropped.
new celeb thread
>no Sophie Turner & Emma Watson edition
VJ allowed OP?
>>711907639
>>711907724
sure!
>>711907639
I'll just post the right Emma then
>>711907788
Sweet!
![UT8g7XQXFBbXXagOFbXv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IKFpKQE.jpg "UT8g7XQXFBbXXagOFbXv[1].jpg")
I found what I think is a gold mine guys. Go onto AliExpress and go to the Intimates/Lingerie and lurk through the reviews. This is what I've found and I just started 2 minutes ago.
![UT8r.tQXTpaXXagOFbX0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nzteggd.jpg "UT8r.tQXTpaXXagOFbX0[1].jpg")
Click "feedback" to get to the reviews
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Women-Top-Female-Sexy-Backless-Solid-Off-Shoulder-Slim-Fit-Sheathy-Strapless-Sleeveless-Tube-Top-Bra/32680584277.html?spm=2114.01010108.3.13.L6cm4D&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10037_10054_301_10059_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_424_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=de5fb87a-d303-4165-91d0-43be7d7f04b5
>>711904125
Thats more like a uranium mine.
>>711904340
better?
Really? Nobody?
>>711904125
Neato. You're underappreciated OP, this is a pretty fucking nice find.
DICK RATE THREAD
That is fucking disgusting
does your 4skin roll over the head or do have that cysmsis or whatever its called
>>711891285
7/10
What the fuck is wrong with your dick, get it circumcised
>>711892476
lol chode
Ask a 40 year old that's dating his 16 year old daughters best friend anything
Prove it
What's Florida like?
what's your favorite sock color
Was she a virgin when you started fucking her?
>>711897871
Enjoy your prison sentence.
ITT: >Battle Stations
Show me your battle statins /b/!
Also, r8 mine?
>>711900530
Ok im game, how did your roommate die anyway?
>here's my setup
>>711900730
Just so it doesn't sound all mopy and to keep me in good spirits, ill greentext it.
>be anon's roommate
>join frat because alcohol
>love alcohol a lot
>go to frat even
>frat event is about 30 mins off campus out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere near cornfield and a little pond
>get hammered
>either...
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>>711901063
Your setup is nice tho. I want to uni last year. and the room was a real shithole. but the view was nice. I use to have a job where i moved a lot so i want withe the overpriced laptop.
>>711901677
>>711900530
Pretty decent. Here's mine.
