New /b/ game: Give us the trigger warning, we try to guess the movie.
Example:
>trigger warning: kidnapping, whips, nazis, snakes
>jews, usa, aliens, cigar
>>674423210
Independence Day
>animals, football, trannies
>>674423424
bingo! That was easy
Next a tad more difficult:
>Garden dwarf, creme brulee, photo booth
Celeb waifu thread. Claims yours.
Claiming jew queen
>>674423818
damn, STEAL
new hungergames thread last op was a legit retard
Naoto, lets see if this op is just as bad
El demonio mostrará su presencia
Hank Scorpio
>we will see
A balanced breakfast
***U.S. ELECTION GAME (FAST VERSION) #1 CONTINUED***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! To win a state, you have to roll dubs.
IMPORTANT: For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND the state you're rolling for!
First to 270 electoral votes wins! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 battle it out in a General Election.
Game continues right here!
TRUMP 144
CLINTON 104
SANDERS 60
PAUL 15
-OP
Clinton nj
Trump UT
>>674424120
trump for indiana
Name a better dog than a pittbull.
>protip: you can't
>>674420533
great dane
Springador, fuck your ugly dog
Any other dog. I have a pit they are truly the worst piece of shit dogs.
Have a pitbull, got a lab. Both are awesome, the only difference is that people arent scared of a lab running over to say hello
ITT: Shit you think only you do.
>I Take all my clothes of before I take a shit.
>I run up stairs on all fours like a fucking animal.
>Lick/eat my own blood at any opportunity.
>keep all my clothes on while masturbating
> hate on pine trees
>when peeing I close my foreskin so the pee fills up in my foreskin
idek why
>pretend I'm the leader of my own country when making important decisions
>run around the house like an orc when no ones home
>>674420543
Oh my fucking god I thought I was the only one who took my clothes off. It's the shirt that makes me the most uncomfortable, OP.
How many children have you sprayed from your nuts to this girl? Is there any other as perfect as she?
>girl
>making the same thread every 2 hours
>>674422815
This
Sage.
>>674422116
>girl
>she
s/fur
I'm going to make food for me and my roommate, any tips/ideas for what I could make?
>picrelated
cockmeat sandwich
What is your experience with Hispanic chicks?
The second they find out:
1. I'm not Hispanic.
2. I'm not religious.
3. I'm not completely white
They instantly lose interest.
Crazy as fuck. Fun in the sack though.
Definitely do not marry.
I bet nobody here has even had a gf before, it's just gonna be a bunch of autists reciting Latina stereotypes they read on /b/
I've been fucking one for the pay couple of weeks and holy shit they are fucking crazy.
They get annoyed at every little thing they don't have their way and latch on hard.
But the sex man, I'm still trying to figure out if it's worth it.
Roll for justice
rollerino
Here's the link to make it easier :https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/****.
Replace the stars with the last four numbers of your roll.
>>674422099
rolling
>>674422788
From: Lauren Jiloty
To: Hillary Clinton
Date: 2010-05-09 19:05
Subject: CALL LIST
UNCLASSIFIED
U.S. Department of State Case No. F-2014-20439 Doc No. C05770309
Date: 08/31/2015 RELEASE IN PART B6
From: Jiloty, Lauren C <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, May 11, 2010 7:05 AM
To: H
Subject Re: Call list
Ok
Original Message --- From: H <[email protected]>
To: Jiloty, Lauren C Cc: Huma Abedin
Sent: Tue May 11 07:03:27 2010
Subject: Call list
Pls add Barbara Walters, she's having heart surgery.
Would you even feel my gf?
>>674421520
I'd throw a penny in and make a wish
Be like a canoe in the Mississippi
she could be looser.
Hey /b/ros I need shitty birthday memes. Anything plaes
>>674420539
lol xDDDD
>>674420539
so randemmm XXDDD lol lawl
I m lonely.
I live in a country that i do not speak the language for 7 months now.
I made 0 friends yet.
My day is work back to my small apartment to sleep and eat work again.
This message is a cry for help. Someone want to talk with me? i go crazy from loneliness.
Sure, waddup. I'm waiting to donate blood right now. What are you up to?
>>674421187
donate blood? nice gesture :) i ve done it 4 times and i m a registered organ donor :) who are you giving blood for?
>>674421187
Fuck OP, but you are doing a pretty great thing.
Keep saving lives!
>>674421408
he's prop doing it for teh money, or for the sweets at the end...lel
stop spreading your hepathitis, faggots
Who is this?
/r/
>>674420587
Some girl who thought she was going to become a model a few months ago
My sex slave
>>674421145
She just doesn't know it yet
rate?
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+14
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Feel absolutely lost. Very few people know what I’m about to post. My two youngest children Millie (11) and Braiden (9) started at a new school – North Walney Primary School just over 12 months ago. Within a couple of weeks their education and childhoods were turned upside down by the school bully. He and his little gang – threw Millie to the floor and then stood around her kicking her in the ribs. Upset she removed her glasses to wipe her tears – the bullies response was to tell a younger child to stamp on her glasses – breaking them. From them until now almost a year later, both have been subject to repeated verbal and physical assaults, certainly on a weekly if not almost daily basis. Last October on their final day before going on holiday for two weeks. The bully stopped Braiden (9 years old) on the way to the shop after school and told him because Braiden wasn’t going to be at school for two weeks we could have extra, and then set about unprovoked brutally assaulting him – how do I know this, not only because my son told me this through his tears, but also a random stranger enquired about him and confirmed the event. Once again as on previous occasions I approached the school to be told it was nothing to do with them as it was outside the school (despite their own bullying policy saying otherwise) , and the answer was to stop my child from going to the local shop. I found out where the bully lived and approached the parents to ask them to ask their child to leave mine alone – instead I was met with a torrent of abuse. PC Greg told me he wasn’t interested in investigating the assault – instead he wanted to investigate me for wanting to challenge the parents.
>>674417581
Sadly the abuse continued, within the next month Braiden had his arm broken and underwent surgery. On another occasion he was held in a crucifix position with his arms stretched out to the side, so another child could repeatedly punch him in the stomach. Millie has been kicked, punched, verbally abused, even drinks poured over her at the school party whilst wearing her party dress in order to humiliate her. Both have been so emotionally affected that I’m concerned Millie is on the verge of having an eating disorder, Braiden has been caught physically making himself sick to avoid going to school. Cumbria police say its a school issue despite some assaults taking place outside of school, North Walney Primary School, response has been to punish the bully by phoning his parents – clearly an effective policy for 12 months. So after 12months with both North Walney Primary school not interested in protecting my children, Cumbria police not interested in protecting my children, my daughter was again assaulted. She didn’t tell us, the school did. It was reported by one of her classmates. When we asked her why she hadn’t reported it she said what’s the point? As a father I’ve been left devastated by all of this, watching their personality’s change, their love for school diminish, watching the fear as my son was put to sleep, to undergo surgery, the lack of support from both Cumbria police and North Walney Primary school to effectively deal with this bully who not only bullies my children but also others within the school. Finally at the end of my tether I approached the bully with my daughter. I will be honest – I told her to pin him up against the fence, knee him in the balls and tell him not to touch you again, sadly she didn’t, because she feared of repercussions from ‘his gang’.
>>674417668
Instead it was left to me to challenge him, I told him straight to leave my kids alone or their would be consequences. I didn’t touch him, I certainly didn’t threaten him, although trust me how I didn’t do either I don’t know. The result – I am now under investigation by the police, and at risk of losing my career. What an absolute joke. What options were I left with? As a father I have always taught my kids right from wrong, and yet no one in authority, both the school and the police have shown any desire to protect them! Following the incident I have withdrawn both from school for their own safety, and yet I have not received any contact from the school or the education authority to resolve the issues, it appears the bullies have far more rights than the victims.
Please feel free to share and repost. Maybe someone at North Walney Primary School, Cumbria Education, Ofstead or even Cumbria Police, might finally sit up, take note, and protect my children. All we want is them to be safe, enjoy their education, and enjoy their childhoods.
Maybe you should have chosen better names for your kids.
>>674417702
FB/christopher.cooper.378537/posts/1655462774717566
Also, feels thread. FUCK BULLYING.
Hey /b/
Just wanna let you know that superman dies.
Spoiler alert.
>>674419063
sure... Han Solo dies in the new Star Wars.
>>674418282
hahaha i dont give a fuck for this little biatch
I hope this is true i fucking hate superman..
>>674418282
now i have to watch this
Which sites do you use to watch/download porn?
Pornpics.com is great for mobile
>>674421388
tor browser onion land far far away
Shooshtime.com
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