Instead of this faggoty celebrity waifu claim threads, This is a celeb SEX SLAVE claim thread. Once claimed, they have to agree to all and any sexual acts, and willingly enter with the claimer into a slave-master relationship. Mine is Bella Thorne
Claiming
>>674424244
so this is just as faggy but more autistic?
>>674424244
Rachel cook counts right? Then I claim her
hailee steinfeld claimed
Hey /b/,
I plan on going somewhere in a European country this summer, get a job to make some money and meet new people my age would also be great.
I was thinking of going to Norway, as I fucking love the climate/landscapes/Scandinavian girls. Any Norwegian /b/ros out here that might have some good ideas for me ? I don't speak a word of Norwegian so there's that, but I know everyone speaks english so well there.
Second choice would be England/Ireland, but then again I don't have a lot of ideas
do you have saleable experience? what job are you looking to do?
>>674421747
come to portugal, girls are easy, booze is cheap and great, drugs all around and plenty of jobs
>>674421846
I worked one month in an organic store last year.
Frankly, there's a lot of things I would do : picking fruits/berries I know is a thing in Norway, I'd also work in a restaurant, clothes store, tourism kind of things, even fishing, and I'm sure i'm forgetting a lot of stuff
OP here :
I'm 19, from France, so that's not really an option, and I speak a bit of Spanish but that's it
I'm getting a chicken today. Give me some names, try to be creative.
Chick
Anon
Sweety
Kiddo
4chin
Yessee (Pronounced Jessie)
Chica
Probe
Void
>>674422616
Cockbite
Tendie
>>674422616
nigger, dog, sugartits, choad, shin-shan, caballin, wawa, peruano, palta, avocado, coke
Happy St Patrick's day /b/ <3
>>674423342
and to you too
god damn it annoys me how americans circle jerk over saint patricks day, you had like one ancestor that was irish two hundred fucking years ago, that doesn't make you irish you fat fuck
>>674423342
You too! Post more of her ;)
Is my dick small?
>>674420777
where's the dick ??
>>674420941
Id say its bigger than yours.
>>674421259
you got me sherlock :'( if only i had a dick :'(
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how can i get laid?
have sex?
>>674421628
>have sex?
how?
stop being such a little bitch
>>674421739
Insert the penis into the vagina.
SISSY THREAD
>>674422951
dat you?
>>674423343
so yes?
Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
>FemanonCams
>.
>com
If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
why can't i hold all these animals?
Feet stories thread
Bonus if it your mom
>>674420730
>feet stories thread
>>674420730
He says he damaged his feet irreparably wearing shoes given to him by a fan. Did he not notice the pain while this was happening? Were they high heels? No, George Takei claims many years ago he wore a pair of “lovely” running shoes, which he received from a fan, and that after wearing those shoes his feet cramped up. After the cramping and an operation George’s foot returned to normal only to be deformed once again a few years later. Worse, George’s other foot also turned sideways and was deformed.
>>674421930
Had a nice kek. Thanks, poster. And you too, OP.
I just wanted to fap to sexy feet stories :(
How is Trump a racist?
he might not be.
but his words foster and endorse racism in others.
ie, his "all mexicans are rapists" comment leads knuckle-dragging idiots to go and beat up the hispanic guy walking along the roadside because he's "clearly a mexican" and so on.
>>674422044
But he never said all Mexicans were rapists, just the media said that he did, and simpleton libs believe everything they are told
>>674421073
Well let's compare him to his competition.
> Sanders
Hates white people, and thinks none of them are poor
> Hillary
Lifelong association with the KKK
Considering that palette, he's not a racist by any means.
He is not racist and has never said anything racist.
Shota Thread
Post em
New /b/ game: Give us the trigger warning, we try to guess the movie.
Example:
>trigger warning: kidnapping, whips, nazis, snakes
>jews, usa, aliens, cigar
>>674423210
Independence Day
>animals, football, trannies
>>674423424
bingo! That was easy
Next a tad more difficult:
>Garden dwarf, creme brulee, photo booth
Celeb waifu thread. Claims yours.
Claiming jew queen
>>674423818
damn, STEAL
new hungergames thread last op was a legit retard
Naoto, lets see if this op is just as bad
El demonio mostrará su presencia
Hank Scorpio
>we will see
A balanced breakfast
***U.S. ELECTION GAME (FAST VERSION) #1 CONTINUED***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! To win a state, you have to roll dubs.
IMPORTANT: For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND the state you're rolling for!
First to 270 electoral votes wins! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 battle it out in a General Election.
Game continues right here!
TRUMP 144
CLINTON 104
SANDERS 60
PAUL 15
-OP
Clinton nj
Trump UT
>>674424120
trump for indiana
Name a better dog than a pittbull.
>protip: you can't
>>674420533
great dane
Springador, fuck your ugly dog
Any other dog. I have a pit they are truly the worst piece of shit dogs.
Have a pitbull, got a lab. Both are awesome, the only difference is that people arent scared of a lab running over to say hello
ITT: Shit you think only you do.
>I Take all my clothes of before I take a shit.
>I run up stairs on all fours like a fucking animal.
>Lick/eat my own blood at any opportunity.
>keep all my clothes on while masturbating
> hate on pine trees
>when peeing I close my foreskin so the pee fills up in my foreskin
idek why
>pretend I'm the leader of my own country when making important decisions
>run around the house like an orc when no ones home
>>674420543
Oh my fucking god I thought I was the only one who took my clothes off. It's the shirt that makes me the most uncomfortable, OP.
How many children have you sprayed from your nuts to this girl? Is there any other as perfect as she?
>girl
>making the same thread every 2 hours
>>674422815
This
Sage.
>>674422116
>girl
>she
s/fur
I'm going to make food for me and my roommate, any tips/ideas for what I could make?
>picrelated
cockmeat sandwich
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