God tier Cringe Thread
Please point out the cringe.
>>682762028
It's the legend of Zelda.
Morning /b/ros. You know what to do.
rool
relll
>>682765129
Rollan
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED /b/?!?! Okay so some heavy shit just happened and it involves CP and sex trafficing so I figured you guys might wanna hear the story. I'm like fucking floored right now. I don't even know what to do or say. But I'm gonna get into the story anyways. For legal purposes just remember that "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact". Here it goes.
>Be drug dealer
>Sell 25i by the sheet (100 hits at a time)
>Hard to find new local custos when not touring festivals
>Decide to use the app Whisper
>Basically post an ad saying I'm selling acid straight up
>Get hella replies
>One is from this bitch that asks if I do trades.
>iseewherethisisgoing.png
>She sends selfie
>6.5/10 but very skinny with a NIIIIIIIICE white ass
>She says she's down for anything in exchange for a trade and starts sending nudes.
>Me being someone who's /b/rowsed since like 2008 I ask for timestamp
>She provides and I'm already in this moral dilema cause I have a girlfriend.
>Suddenly she throws a curve ball
>"You can have my younger sister too"
>She already told me her own age is 18
>TakeASeatOverThere.jpeg pops in my head
>Try to figure out if she's a cop
>While I'm trying to figure this shit out she starts sending me hella pics of them two together and reveals that her younger sister turned 13 in feb
>She sends fuckin nudes of her sis
>This is on my phone now wtf
>Turns out they smoke meth together
>Turns out the older sister actually uses her little sister as currency for drugs, like lets meth dealers gangbang them both for meth
>WHAT THE FUCK
>SHE ACTUALLY USES THE WORDS SELL
>She's a legit sex trafficker and is currently blowing up my phone with PMs calling me daddy and baby and asking me to get her high with my acid and offering to and I FUCKIN QUOTE "rape her senseless and get her so high she doesn't know what's happening".
WHAT THE FUUCK DID I GET MYSELF INTO SELLING DRUGS
>selling 25i as acid
You deserve it faggot.
>>682759802
I want to set help her little sister and get her out of that shit before it's too late for her but at the same time I'M A FUCKIN DRUG DEALER (allegedly) AND I CAN'T TALK TO COPS! Fuck dude. Crazy shit. Is there any way to like... fuck their shit up legally and save the little sister without getting invovled more than like a couple anon phone calls? I'm reaaaaaaaaaally good at encryption and shit so I can send emails to the police no worries if I wanted. What do I do? Like fuck.
>>682759802
Post those nudes of that little sister and I'll give you my expert opinion.
>>682759951
Acid has just become a broad term for anything on a blotter that makes you trip fuckin fool. LSD was invented in 1938 times have fuckin changed. Soon it will be over 100 years since LSD was invented so I think it's time you stop holding psychedelia back.
Requests and comments
Op is posting her pics.
>>682754846
Satan trips gets my daughter's nudes. Found them on her phone, going to punish her by showing her this thread afterwards.
too old no thanks
Motivation.
Rollin for 666
Pics you shouldn't share, but you will anyway.
Wife
>>682751151
More please!
Masterhatterpetalice
Message me on kik to trade pics
Mom son incest thread
>>682764786
bump more of this
>>682764786
moar of that artist please
hello?
anybody in?
ylyl thread only funny memes
>>682755629
>>682755629
fuck of with that reddit meme
we them bois fam
fb fap thread
what would you do to her
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe. My friends would be so jealous
rool
>>682764892
rolling for the perfect 12
rollin for good luck
Ok let's do this.
o shit waddup
oh shit waddup
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o shit waddup
oh shit waddup
Keep the train going!
Judy x pepsi
Waifu Claiming thread
>Early Bird edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
Iowa claim
>>682755488
Just some recolors and origins editions ones
Akiko claim
>>682755140
Ah, lovely
Reality is boring, but through your work it doesn't have to be. How does one go about paleolithic rock art? I never did that but it seems to me it comes close to advanced finger painting in a way
>>682755811
I really want the pirate roadhog one it looks sick!
Rikka claimed!
How is everyone this early early morning??
Yuno claim
Draw Thread
Are You Hearing Me Now Edition
Posting in a very faggot thread.
Someone repost the Eva nudes
requesting more of this thing
>>682754910
no fuck off. Just let it go already
Anyone else get turned on by fluffy abuse threads?
it turns me on when they say 'enf'
Celebs under appreciated for their sexiness
Deutsch Thread
wie gehts?
was geht heute so?
morgen frei oder arbeiten?
First for me
T.finn
A: Alter beim ersten Sex
B: Jetziges Alter
C: Anzahl der Sexpartner insgesamt
C/(B-A)=?
Bei mir: 1
>>682750981
passt doch
>>682751165
>passt doch
Meine Aufreißfrequenz ist 1/Jahr. Du findest, das passt?
Nintendo Girls Rule 34 Thread!!!
>>682759580
Taking requests
>>682759580
Isabelle!
>>682759580
Saria.
wheres the trap cd thread?
Feels thread?
>grew up upper-lower or lower-middle class
>both parents teachers, so shit pay
>mom was pretty cool, but dad was abusive
>always hit me for everything I did
>left bruises on me
>wasnt even a drunkard, just an asshole
>hated him all my life
>fast foward to August last year
>be 17
>dad lost a lot of weight despite still being a fat slob
>dropped down from ~300lbs to ~160
>goes to doctor
>stage IV pancreatic cancer
>family is upset, but not me
>still bitter about childhood
>dad slowly deteriorates over the next months
>still tries to do things he did before, like seeing my musicals and plays
>eventually couldn't move
>put in hospital shortly after his birthday in january
>died around 3:00
>he was 57
>i didnt see him 2 weeks before his death
>i refused to see him
>was still angry at him being an abusive asshole
>he had a military burial
>flashfoward to now
>haven't thought about dad much, never really comes up
>browsing r/4chan
>read greentext with pic related
>cry
Anons, despite what you my think, your parents love you. Fucking tell them you love them back before you aren't able to. I'm sorry, Dad, I wasn't the best son, and I know you never directly told me, but you were so proud of everything I did and were always supportive of me. I'm sorry that I wasn't there when you got sick.
bump
knew two girls who I loved like sisters but then life changed and I haven't seen them in years, miss them every single day wondering what they're doing now.
had a gf but she died in a car accident a few years ago and I miss her a lot.
I wish I could of told them how much they meant to me but I guess it's too late now.
>>682727348
Aside from girlfriend dying your situation sounds just like the film 5 centimeters per second. I'd highly recommended it if your in the mood for the feels train. Also it's only a little over an hour
>>682728762
thanks, differently will watch.
