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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: we act normal and civilized until a carl shows up
cont.
Fuck off carl
>>677199617
Hello.
Anyone here interested in modern literature?
K
Are you kidding me
What do you think of this /b/
>>677198061
Dumb
Death
Honestly? Cute AF. Except, you never stick your green anon dick in crazy.
>>677198061
fuck off howard
go back to tumblr with that shit
>>677198232
How can you find it when crazy is 400 pounds and there are so many flabs that look like pussy?
I am having sex with an actual woman tomorrow. Dubs choose the songs I'll put on my sex playlist.
Happy
barneys theme song
>>677199896
rerolling
a demented spongebob song
>>677199896
rerollin g
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Jerk off till you puke
>>677201240
>Jerk off till you puke
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Suicide stream tomorrow
>Get hyped
Goodnight everyone!
Gonna hit the hay.
Sleep well.
>>677201426
Rules is rules
That wasn't nice.
>>677201473
Goodnight!
Pics you said you wouldn't share Pt. 2
>>677197628
Like that with more pixels please.
more?
Lovely gf
>>677198419
moar
BEST NAME WINS
hey
Come, my children.
Gotta roll a mass murder name
jesus crust get
>mfw Richard Nixon
Lets get a choices thread
>get rolling fags
>>677194277
Roll for magic!
Randy? Where the fuck are you, ya fat fuckin cheese burger locker
>>677194943
Bubbles the Elder mage, fuck all yalls wives
>>677194277
retrawl
So /b/, hear this
I'm 24, Schizophrenic, I suffer from severe OCD, PTSD, Anxiety and Depression. My parents abandoned me as an infant, to be raised by my mother's mother. They didn't know what she had in store for me... I almost think I was better off traveling with my parents, running from life and law. But they assumed she was the best thing for me... She did so many things, wrong things, nobody knows about.
>Cont?
>>677192058
yes cont
The first thing I can recall is when I was about 4 or 5, I think? We were going to the grocery store, to get dinner for the next few nights. We kept our vehicle in the garage, where nobody could see it. She would force me to ride in the trunk and not make a noise. I would spend the entire trip in the trunk, only seeing light when she loaded the groceries and when I was allowed to get out once we were home. I don't know if anyone is interested in the real fucked up stories, so let me know if I should
>cont?
wahh wahh
>>677192539
Yes! Cont the shit out of it!
I was home schooled by her. See that's the really bad part, she was no fool. She never physically left a mark or a bruise on me. It was never a physically abusing situation, more emotional. She broke who I was a child very young. I think her and my mother had some weird relationship prior to me being born. I currently do not talk to my mother and my grandmother passed away when I was 16. For the last 6 years of her life she was confined to her bed, unable to even reach for the remote to control the tv. These were the years I made my revenge.
>cont?
i fuck planes
i fuck boats
>>677197418
moar plz
>>677197653
Only other one I have. I have tanks and planes if you want those too
oh and some bikes
Random WEBM thread
Yu-Gi-Oh Thread. How many anons here play? What's your favorite archetype?
i personally try to run a masked/elemental hero deck but it is fairly difficult to pull off
>>677195044
Masked heroes was my first deck anon
>>677195563
my first deck was a fiend deck running uria and raviel along side the earthbound immortal chacu challhua
>>677194200
Currently playing Super Quantums and Kozmos.
>>677195044
Eheros are so easy.... errrr make dank law errrrr
>ctrl + f
>no sh0ta thread
>>677189376
Dick wilson shota plz
Would you fuck my sister?
>>677190152
yes.
I do on the regular
>>677190152
nah im fine. ty for asking tho
Thoughts on my sister, would you fuck her?
yup
Count go 5 receive a surprise
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so what the fuck is with this google+ sorta shit? AND WHEN DID FUCKING NAMES BECOME A THING?
>>677191725
shouldn't you be mowing lawns to feed your 26 children instead of complaining?
What is my name?
>>677191725
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL. A BIG WALL, A GREAT WALL
lmao how manyve these threads got made today
>>677191725
shouldnt you be chimpin out somewhere near st. louis?
First person to get a name (or close to) of a historical leader gets to be the next Emperor
Well, my name is Edwin
>>677197459
Ight
this is my time
>>677197459
Penis
bbbbbb
ITT: We post until someone named Randy shows up. Then we tell them to fuck off.
Also wanted for questioning: Ricky, Julian, Cory, Trevor
>>677196057
Randy get.
Ew
Need some cheeseburgers
Can't wait to fuck Randy up
Anyone has a cheese burger. I'm really hungry.
ITT: Best name wins.
Thread #2
>>677198012
Fuck it lets see
what the fuck is this
>>677198012
Roll
>>677198012
rell
Trump
New celeb thread
Even if a girl is LP the high cut pants won't fly
>>677189460
Damn VJ
>>677189914
s/fur
FUZZY BUTTS
But I don't like being turned on by furry porn tho.
>>677195384
Says fuzzy butts, posts butt with no fuz.
