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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fluffy thread.
What's her/his name /b/? Tell me a story, what happened?
>>687467422
anna
i am pathetically obsessed with her to the point where it is a little sad
because she does not even know i exist and would probably hate me if she did
I'll start
>be me
>met a girl couple of years back on a festival
>she gave us a place to stay because we were sleeping on a bench
>dig everything about her, love talking to her and shit
>don't do anything because i have a gf of 3 years, and i'm not that kind of guy
>we maintain contact, she comes to visit
>don't do anything because...
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> First saw her
>omgmyheart.gif
>I see her everyday on the bus
>I managed to get her name with facebook
>creep, yes I know
>I added her
>that's here, fuck yeah
>I tried to say something but couldn't
>after a day she most likely figured that it was the guy who keeps looking at her by...
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>>687468394
>her account is deleted and gone
What makes you think its because of you? Why don't you go and introduce yourself in person?
>>687468338
because i have nothing to offer people anymore
and i have been alone socially for so long that i am kind of an outcast
its fine though because i am kind of tired of living anyway
Deutsch THread
#original Nr 2
wie gehts
regnets bei euch
sommer oder winter
euer lieblings frauentyp
>>687481667
>MIMIMIMI
Noch jemand erfüllt von einem Gefühl tiefster Genugtuung?
>ÄCK
Schade :( tut mir leid Bruder
>wie gehts
gut, heute ist Donnerstag, das Weed ist weggeraucht und erst am Wochenende gibt's neues. Nur noch einmal schlafen.
>regnets bei euch
Nein, Sonnenschein, ~22°C
>sommer oder winter
Frühling und Sommer.
>euer lieblings frauentyp
>>687481364
n versuch ises wert
was mach ich dann ?
so wie ich sie noch kenne, wird sie kurz antworten, sagen wie es ihr geht, mich fragen wie es mir geht
und dann??
ich will ja ieder kontakt knüpfen und nicht das alles in ner 10 minüten konversation fallen lassen
>>687481667
>wie gehts
4/10
>regnets bei euch
Yo.
>sommer oder winter
Sommer.
>euer lieblings frauentyp
Petite
Rule 34 thread
The one celeb you most want to fuck, continued.
>>687481969
Good ass.
>>687481630
Always wanted to fuck her pretty mouth
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
Hey.
Hey.
Lewd Feet Edition
>>687479614
>minimum rp/erp
imma dick in your dick.
Hey.
Celebs that are ugly, but you still wanna fuck.
that makes no sense
So basically, butterface
>>687474153
>>687474263
it makes perfect sense. they're not conventionally attractive, even what some might refer to as ugly but they still have a strange sexual appeal.
>>687474266
not exactly, but kinda.
Hold down - for as long as you can hold your breath.
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No greentext thread? Greentext thread. YLYL edition faggots
kek
>>687447091
If you can find a girl willing to dress up as Mr. Clean for you, you've got yourself a keeper.
>>687447254
pretty sure thats from a reddit tifu post
This haircut. I fucking love it. Post pics or vids or whatever
Blunt bangs make my dick ROCK HARD
Bonus points for dark hair and glasses
Here's a tittymonster
http://mylust.com/videos/58935/one-of-the-best-milfs-with-awesome-huge-natural-knockers/
More prone
http://www.xvideos.com/video6045833/sex_massage_session_with_cum_shot#_tabComments
Pics will just be of rando qts though
Video isn't great but the chick is hot as fuck
http://www.xvideos.com/video18895231/nerdy_girl_stripteasing_with_pussy_flashing_-_fatbootycams.com
Post your fridge
>>687477787
What happened to the other fridge thread?
>>687477787
Nästan quads min man. Fin bibel
>>687477787
It's you're* fridge faggot.
>>687477937
Quints.
>>687477937
>>687477999
There are neither you stupid fucking newfag.
Fb fap continued 3
more of her if anon from last thread follows, please
>>687484314
you're literal 10/10
>>687476740
Don't you mean your 10 yr olds?
>>687476740
>You're literal 10/10
>You are literal 10/10
Aww thanks OP!
>>687476740
I am?! Thanks!
>>687476935
>>687476939
thanks me too
>>687476848
This
RIDE ETERNAL SHINY AND CHROME
Roll - google your posts' last 4 digits - the first image is your ride eternal.
How fucked are you?
>>687476175
WITNESS ME
WITNESS ME!
>>687476175
WHAT A LOVELY DAY
>>687476393
oh fuck yes.
>>687476569
"Orange" here. A few days ago, I posted on this board to inform you all that I wanted to do something BIG on my last week of school.
Well. Here I am. In my school library.
It is time. Trips decide wat do. I will deliver, since I have nothing to lose.
>>687473502
Weren't you gonna dress like a tranny and shit in the women's bathroom or something? Go do that.
Shoot it up niggy
Timestamp and proof you're at school
Just leave and enjoy life
>>687473502
Turd in a popular book.
post your chicks you shouldnt share or whatever continued pt iv
just post the copy link
***ELECTION GAME***
- Candidates are Donald Trump (R), Hillary Clinton (D), Gary Johnson (I), and Bernie Sanders (I). No write-ins.
RULES:
- To play, you roll for your candidate to win any of the states you wish. Rolls should include the candidate AND the state you're rolling for (Ex. "Trump California").
- To win a state, you have to roll dubs. Rolls trips give your candidate double the electoral votes for that state. Quads give triple the winnings, and so on.
- 270 electoral votes to win! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 candidates compete in a final House Vote!
Johnson Vermont
>>687478909
rerell
Sanders NJ
>>687478944
nigga pls
Johnson Texas
Last loli thread died
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/53/
You will never have a cute girl nibble on your dick
FB fap thread continued 2
For whoever wanted more of her . I'm back
>>687479337
yowza
Ok so b I need some advice , I'm out of rehab since febuary and have been clean since I asked one of the girls at work today for a few ciggerettes untill I get played tommrow .
She says no problem and gives me a box (that I didn't open untill I got home ) and I see she put 5 smokes and a joint in it . I rang and told her she put a dooby in the box and she said she left it there for me because it's really sunny out , I was in rehab for benzos and weed and ketamine and I don't know what do to , please help .
Rehab. For weed?
if u just came out of rehab then don't smoke it dude
Throw it out if you don't want it? Jesus you need rehab for dumbass
lol, take more ketamine til your bladder falls out and your skin rots off fag
didn't read but I just have to say that from this picture I can tell that you are incredibly poor
