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>mfw I licked a pussy for the first time
>mfw I wasn't prepared for the awful taste of a pussy
Seriously.. The first time is the worst one. You aren't prepared for the nasty taste of a pussy, even worse; you are indoctrinate to lick it like a icecream because porn. But when the moment of truth comes, you realize that shit ain't icecream and you have to force yourself to lick, because that's what a man do.
ITT: First time licking a pussy stories
Haven't done it myself, but that sounds like a pretty accurate description.
>going down on a girl with bad hygiene
Asking for it.
>>686402306
It doesn't taste nasty if your girl ain't dirty.
>>686402306
Every pussy tastes different bro, some chicks have a really strong taste and it can kind of ruin it for you if you end up with one of those as your first time.
Think of it like your first beer when you were a kid, it tasted pretty bad but here you are now still drinking it.
Wait til you find the stank puss. So bad you gag from noxious smell long before you get to sticking your tongue out.
high af! how about you?
>>686393829
just got out of work and ate a brownie time to play some xbox.
>>686395318
ive never had an actually working edible :( sounds dope though
High as tits
>>686395465
i get them for 5$ at my local medical shop, i only smoke on Fridays and the weekends but they do get me high.
/b/ you gotta stop me, I got this kitten that's 3 weeks old and I think I'm obsessed with torturing it. I brought it home from my aunt's and for the last 5 days I've done nothing but torture it. It went from light things like tying its legs with a string to pretty harsh things like placing it inside a vase and filling it with water for 2 minutes. I've also left it tied up, hanging from the ceiling fan for hours while I left for work and when I come back, I toss it at the wall because it took a piss. Today I felt specially bad because I was placing it
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I also noticed that when I was choking it once, its anus was almost inside out. Is that normal??
HELP ME /B/
>>686403356
I'd bet you're trolling, but if you're actually fucked in the head, give the damn cat to a shelter. Poor thing's probably wished death on itself more times than it can remember. And keep in mind, fluffy abuse threads exist for a reason.
edgy newfag is edgy
>>686403356
please kill yourself
>>686403356
Kill yourself instead of the cat
God-tier comedians
bill hicks
mitch hedberg
doug stanhope
bill burr
brian regan
in that order
>>686403536
Brian Regan is a living legend
drop your kik and I'll send you videos of girls
Themasculineguy1
Kekxkekxkek
.Amy.x
Dewinkles
itistime123_123
Simpsons reaction pic thread
>>686403647
Asian amateur thread! Let's do this, post the good stuff, rare stuff, OC stuff. Keep it nude.
who else wants to throw down?
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
>>686398042
Damn i'd drop my fat cock on her face if my girlfriend wasn't home right now >.>
>>686400456
with gf. On 4chan instead.
>>686400456
;)
Cute girls thread continued
Anyone want more
Continue?
>>686403843
Go to bed Steven
>>686403843
>>686404096
I am monitoring this thread.
the fuck is this shit?
>>686404096
More of your ass?
can you seriously even give me ONE legitimate reason why I should NOT vote for Donald J. Trump to become the next president of the United States of America???
Because you should vote him to be supreme overlord and GOD
Because your probably a dirty mexican
bump
Because he won't make a difference.
>>686403482
it would seem that he already has
New Rule 34 Thread, All Welcome.
![[CutePet]_Adventure_Time_-_Princess_Bubblegum.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/getFDU4.jpg "[CutePet]_Adventure_Time_-_Princess_Bubblegum.jpg")
Squid?
>>686400058
agggggghhhhh OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GB
Kid!
No that's a kid
Squid.
>>686400058
Man, don't make a squid thread and then not post any squid
Fuck you.
Gonna dump a ton of cumshots. Get ready
In no particular order
Be sure to comment if you like what you are seeing
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
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still here
>>686404729
Shinoa!!!
>still here even though its 3:25
>Megumin claimed
>>686404794
I see no reason to agree with this. You are far better than i am.
But i must retire now.
Goodnight beautiful thread.
So i got a wierd ass looking Lucky Strike, kinda like pic related but red/yellow/green, anyone know what thats about? also smoking thread, what does /b/ smoke?
dude you just won a million dollars
>>686397922
sounds fun, how do i cash in?
>>686397798
Its weed inside
>>686398003
kill yourself
>>686398044
it was damn good but it wasent weed tasted like a self rolled cig
Snapsluts
>>686393297
moar?
>>686393452
Username?
Snapsluts and porn KIK thread! Go in only if you gonna post
The very best of 4chan
>>686398718
>reverse image search
Holy shit it's real. He actually did it, the absolute madman!
>>686398718
>>686401054
Hey /b/ i'm a genie, here to grant your wish.
You can wish anything you want but the other anons have to put a crazy limitation to your wish
Hold the door.
>>686395990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPhvxBhch7Y
To fuck any woman I want
Which limitations counts? The first reply or all the next?
Because I don´t want every faggot in this fucking shithole fucking my shit up nigga.
If you see your name go to sleep.
Nighty night Chance
I wanna sleep, Michael
>>686396938
What are the Chances of some being on here, with the name Chance?
Anywas goodnight Leonard
>>686396938
Shhh, only dreams now, Ian.
>>686397990
Wow my name is actually leonard fuck alright good night anons
>>686397990
Wow my name is actually Leonard... Fuck alright good night anons.
