if you smoke weed every day lets see your god damn bongs kids
>inb4 not mine cause we dont smoke the same, im on that level you need to get on.
if you're not trolling and you actually paid 5,500 dollars I feel bad for you.
>>686405988
Holy mother of Jesus, what the fuck is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Weed is for niggers you autistic fuck.
>come on kids recently seen some people been steppin their glass game up on /b/
Rekt? Rekt
>>686405826
holy fuck what am I looking at?
>>686406985
Looks to be a cooked human anon
>>686406985
probably a haunted house set
that's what most of these are.
Starting a new NUKE game
Dubs - 1 nuke (red)
Trips - save/revive a state (green)
quads - remove the state entirely (gray)
quints or higher - GAME OVER (USA NUKED)
ADDITIONAL RULES
If a state is nuked twice, it cannot be saved and is blacked out
States can be nuked while they are green (green to red)
States that are spared twice are invincible (green to blue)
States with red (one nuke) can be revived (red to green)
Fuck Hawaii and Alaska, floods killed them already
>>686409988
If dubs, nuke California
If trips, save Alaska
Quads, remove CA
Texas
save Cali!
Maine
Cock rate thread? R8 me m8s
>>686389836
No you faggot nobody on this site wants to see your dick. Why would you even fucking do that man?
>>686390111
Fuck you. As if there aren't cock rate threads all the time. Now rate me you worthless faggot
>>686390233
I don't know what chan you're thinking of buts certainly not this one you sick fuck
>>686390601
Welcome to the board then newfag
Cock r8 thread
>>686399458
Suck my pinis u pice of shet NIGGR FGT
Cuck
girls you know fap thread
PURA PINCHE MORRA ENCUERADA
Mexicanos de mierda. Nadie los quiere, simplemente mueran hijos de puta.
>mfw I licked a pussy for the first time
>mfw I wasn't prepared for the awful taste of a pussy
Seriously.. The first time is the worst one. You aren't prepared for the nasty taste of a pussy, even worse; you are indoctrinate to lick it like a icecream because porn. But when the moment of truth comes, you realize that shit ain't icecream and you have to force yourself to lick, because that's what a man do.
ITT: First time licking a pussy stories
Haven't done it myself, but that sounds like a pretty accurate description.
>going down on a girl with bad hygiene
Asking for it.
>>686402306
It doesn't taste nasty if your girl ain't dirty.
>>686402306
Every pussy tastes different bro, some chicks have a really strong taste and it can kind of ruin it for you if you end up with one of those as your first time.
Think of it like your first beer when you were a kid, it tasted pretty bad but here you are now still drinking it.
high af! how about you?
just got out of work and ate a brownie time to play some xbox.
>>686395318
ive never had an actually working edible :( sounds dope though
High as tits
/b/ you gotta stop me, I got this kitten that's 3 weeks old and I think I'm obsessed with torturing it. I brought it home from my aunt's and for the last 5 days I've done nothing but torture it. It went from light things like tying its legs with a string to pretty harsh things like placing it inside a vase and filling it with water for 2 minutes. I've also left it tied up, hanging from the ceiling fan for hours while I left for work and when I come back, I toss it at the wall because it took a piss. Today I felt specially bad because I was placing it on top of the ceiling fan, then turning it on and watching my cat hang for dear life until it eventually fell, most of the times it was on the bed, but a couple of times it fell on the floor. The second time it started to spasm really bad for around 1 minute, so I placed it in a cage. I also made it sneeze blood and vomit.
I live alone so there's nobody that can make me feel bad. What should I do?
Pic related, I didn't feel like taking a pic, but he's identical to this one.
I also noticed that when I was choking it once, its anus was almost inside out. Is that normal??
HELP ME /B/
>>686403356
I'd bet you're trolling, but if you're actually fucked in the head, give the damn cat to a shelter. Poor thing's probably wished death on itself more times than it can remember. And keep in mind, fluffy abuse threads exist for a reason.
edgy newfag is edgy
>>686403356
please kill yourself
God-tier comedians
bill hicks
mitch hedberg
doug stanhope
bill burr
brian regan
in that order
>>686403536
Brian Regan is a living legend
drop your kik and I'll send you videos of girls
Themasculineguy1
Kekxkekxkek
.Amy.x
Dewinkles
Simpsons reaction pic thread
Asian amateur thread! Let's do this, post the good stuff, rare stuff, OC stuff. Keep it nude.
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
>>686398042
Damn i'd drop my fat cock on her face if my girlfriend wasn't home right now >.>
>>686400456
with gf. On 4chan instead.
Cute girls thread continued
Anyone want more
Continue?
>>686403843
Go to bed Steven
>>686404096
I am monitoring this thread.
the fuck is this shit?
can you seriously even give me ONE legitimate reason why I should NOT vote for Donald J. Trump to become the next president of the United States of America???
Because you should vote him to be supreme overlord and GOD
Because your probably a dirty mexican
bump
Because he won't make a difference.
New Rule 34 Thread, All Welcome.
![[CutePet]_Adventure_Time_-_Princess_Bubblegum.jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1464/334/1464334332199.jpg "[CutePet] Adventure Time - Princess Bubblegum")
Squid?
>>686400058
agggggghhhhh OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GB
Kid!
No that's a kid
Squid.
