It's time /b/tards.
Only roll if you're an oldfag. Summerfags need not apply, because you're too pussy to actually fucking do it.
Trips has to do this.
Forgot to put it in subject
Rollolo
>>686404423
fuck it ill roll
>>686404898
oh sheeeeeeeeeeit son almost.
New shota thread
Advice fag here, etc. really really tired. Tell me your woes, etc. Show me your dicks, etc.
Posting what you need in the meantime.
>>686410528
>Inb4 entitled fag from old thread who hates advicefags complains
I wonder sometimes about you others making celeb threads. WHY was the celeb thread dead?
what?
new pics you wouldnt/shouldnt share thread.
>>686409764
moar
>>686410129
moar?
Need your help, /b/
My doll finally came in and I really want to fuck her, but she doesn't have a name yet and it seems wrong to fuck a nameless doll. I'd roll for one, but knowing you fucks she'd wind up with a name like Cuntstump, so you guys give me some suggestions and I'll pick the best one.
Pic related. It's her in a $10 Wal Mart bikini.
Lauren.
>>686409364
Dave
>>686409364
Angela Merkel
[check em]
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most importantly: You'll be carded, so have your shitposting license out.
>>686411308
Zizzposting is at it's finest at the asscrack of the morning.
>Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
im an illegal shitposter
Hanako here.
>Can't talk right now, looking for League game
>>686411101
Waiting on Shinoa's word.
>>686411157
No man is an island, anon.
>>686411178
I don't know, Noire. Sounds kind of close to infidelity.
>"Not always" my ass
>It's either full blown or semi-lewd
>>686411308
I don't.
>Tell me, do you like your arms?
Can you actually please your girlfriend?
>>686406335
i can please yours that's for sure
tfw no gf
You are packing?
>implying I have one
women are too much time commitment m8, don't feel like trying
CALLING ALL FEMANONS!!! tonight's the night where you finally post your tits with timestamp!! Let's see which femanons aren't fags and bold enough to post their tits!!
>>686393421
You poor bastard, These guys tricked you. Here I will explain. There are no girls in the Internet
>>686393421
hello summerfag ;^)
Nice try OP, but it isn't gonna happen.
Yup
So I went up into the attic and found my grandpas old fingerbox. Havent picked it up in about five years, and man, I forgot how much fun it was.
My grandpa had this one on him during d-day, and he used it often to pass the time. It came into my hands when he passed away.
Ive been thinking about getting a better one now that I have a job. Im not sure whether to get the Skarp ZF10 or the TIA55. they both seem good, but has anyone tried either of them?
I heard that the newest skarp has a titanium frame, and the ghlyrod is more precise than any of the others, but I still dont know.
i have a fingerbox too. she is sexy, blonde and has big boobs.
>>686406431
good start, OP
Jesus man, your grandpa served in war with that fucking beautiful relic, and you want a Skarp? You should just use that one, it's a classic model.
Things you wouldn't hear a black person say
Hi dad, How was work today?
Don't go to school tomorrow.
Haha look at my big dick
Hey son, how was school ?
if you smoke weed every day lets see your god damn bongs kids
>inb4 not mine cause we dont smoke the same, im on that level you need to get on.
if you're not trolling and you actually paid 5,500 dollars I feel bad for you.
>>686405988
Holy mother of Jesus, what the fuck is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Weed is for niggers you autistic fuck.
>come on kids recently seen some people been steppin their glass game up on /b/
Rekt? Rekt
>>686405826
holy fuck what am I looking at?
>>686406985
Looks to be a cooked human anon
>>686406985
probably a haunted house set
that's what most of these are.
Starting a new NUKE game
Dubs - 1 nuke (red)
Trips - save/revive a state (green)
quads - remove the state entirely (gray)
quints or higher - GAME OVER (USA NUKED)
ADDITIONAL RULES
If a state is nuked twice, it cannot be saved and is blacked out
States can be nuked while they are green (green to red)
States that are spared twice are invincible (green to blue)
States with red (one nuke) can be revived (red to green)
Fuck Hawaii and Alaska, floods killed them already
>>686409988
If dubs, nuke California
If trips, save Alaska
Quads, remove CA
Texas
save Cali!
Maine
Cock rate thread? R8 me m8s
>>686389836
No you faggot nobody on this site wants to see your dick. Why would you even fucking do that man?
>>686390111
Fuck you. As if there aren't cock rate threads all the time. Now rate me you worthless faggot
>>686390233
I don't know what chan you're thinking of buts certainly not this one you sick fuck
>>686390601
Welcome to the board then newfag
Cock r8 thread
>>686399458
Suck my pinis u pice of shet NIGGR FGT
Cuck
girls you know fap thread
PURA PINCHE MORRA ENCUERADA
Mexicanos de mierda. Nadie los quiere, simplemente mueran hijos de puta.
>mfw I licked a pussy for the first time
>mfw I wasn't prepared for the awful taste of a pussy
Seriously.. The first time is the worst one. You aren't prepared for the nasty taste of a pussy, even worse; you are indoctrinate to lick it like a icecream because porn. But when the moment of truth comes, you realize that shit ain't icecream and you have to force yourself to lick, because that's what a man do.
ITT: First time licking a pussy stories
Haven't done it myself, but that sounds like a pretty accurate description.
>going down on a girl with bad hygiene
Asking for it.
>>686402306
It doesn't taste nasty if your girl ain't dirty.
>>686402306
Every pussy tastes different bro, some chicks have a really strong taste and it can kind of ruin it for you if you end up with one of those as your first time.
Think of it like your first beer when you were a kid, it tasted pretty bad but here you are now still drinking it.
high af! how about you?
just got out of work and ate a brownie time to play some xbox.
>>686395318
ive never had an actually working edible :( sounds dope though
High as tits
/b/ you gotta stop me, I got this kitten that's 3 weeks old and I think I'm obsessed with torturing it. I brought it home from my aunt's and for the last 5 days I've done nothing but torture it. It went from light things like tying its legs with a string to pretty harsh things like placing it inside a vase and filling it with water for 2 minutes. I've also left it tied up, hanging from the ceiling fan for hours while I left for work and when I come back, I toss it at the wall because it took a piss. Today I felt specially bad because I was placing it on top of the ceiling fan, then turning it on and watching my cat hang for dear life until it eventually fell, most of the times it was on the bed, but a couple of times it fell on the floor. The second time it started to spasm really bad for around 1 minute, so I placed it in a cage. I also made it sneeze blood and vomit.
I live alone so there's nobody that can make me feel bad. What should I do?
Pic related, I didn't feel like taking a pic, but he's identical to this one.
I also noticed that when I was choking it once, its anus was almost inside out. Is that normal??
HELP ME /B/
>>686403356
I'd bet you're trolling, but if you're actually fucked in the head, give the damn cat to a shelter. Poor thing's probably wished death on itself more times than it can remember. And keep in mind, fluffy abuse threads exist for a reason.
edgy newfag is edgy
>>686403356
please kill yourself
