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Let's do this.
anyone have one for dark souls 1? thinking of doing a playthrough again while waiting for dark souls 3
>>676686743
Roll'n
En reol
le rollz
>>676686743
rolling rolling rolling
>Age
>Job
>Pay
>34
>McDonald's head chef
>£5.30/hr
>>676686304
18 qt clerk 9/hr
>>676686304
21
dishwasher
11.00$ CAD
>>676686304
>18
>Fucking your fat dead mother
>She pays me in bones
Fuck you OP suck my dick.
>>676686654
No +tips? sucks to be you
Chef at Wendy's
8.50 an hour
no boy and older woman thread /b/? for shame!
I kinda like the straight shota category of a boy and a teen babysitter.
>>676684957
Whenever I see older women with younger men it makes me want to cuddle and I get emotional. I think I have a lot of mommy issues
>>676685685
Same, man. It makes me feel all "weird". And sometimes makes me squirm out of embarrassment.
>>676685936
Have you checked out the /gfd/ and /rr/ thread on /d/?
>>>/d/6751243
It's somewhat like this I think
>>676687545
Ignore the trolls this is fucking great.
>>676687545
Today OP was not a faggot
>>676687545
this vid is amazing
>>676687545
oh yeah baby
>>676687545
bumping for interest
>>676687545
looove you man just watch it
Hey /b/ how do you wipe?
I don't, I have a sex slave licking my anus.
>>676684182
Using your tongue
>>676684182
i always have the toilet paper like in the photo and i always fold
I ran out of toilet paper and used a swiffer sweeper once
>>676684440
I'm a nigger
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You have exactly 10 seconds to prove your not a newfag.
>tfw (let the rage begin about "your' and "you're")
>>676676209
You are a faggot
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dubs names my piece
>>676683910
the nigger phallus
>>676683910
The BBC
>>676684255
fuck
>>676683910
Black Cannon
Pocket Cannon
Something like that maybe?
>>676684255
Winner!
This shit look good? (New guy)
It looks like pot. Smoke it and you tell us if it's good.
Looks decent. Smoke it to find out
Looks bomb
idk
>>676667209
Smoke it and then listen to some music and then tell me what song you're listening to
So guys. I've been thinking.
What happens when the outside lava on the sun solidifies like it has on earth? Isn't it going to be dark all day and we'll only have a bit of moonlight at night?
>>676680072
The reason the lava solidifies is because it coolsdown, the sun doesn't cooldown you twat.
>>676680072
Also, the sun isnt made of fucking rocks.
There is no lava on the sun you cuck
>>676680072
The sun is made of carbon,hydrogen, and helium, it's mass is so large it's pull of gravity keeps the ignited gas in its atmosphere.
No lava dip shit
>>676680377
It must cool down over time.
Hi,
I need help with this math question,
can /b/ help a brother out?
Thanks!
bump 4 justice
>>676681663
would you pay for it?
>>676682301
how much u want
shameless selfbump
just use cos^-1(-6/7) to find a, then divide a by 2 and find cos of that answer.
All I can think about is eating loads from my sisters pussy..what is wrong with me?
>>676684136
Ya not the only one /b/ro
I had a sex dream about my fat mom. Not to happy about that one.
don't be a pussy anon, do it
That's normal OP. Go to sleep.
>>676684136
I want to eat her pussy after she's been gang banged
What is the most hateful thing you can come up with to say to someone?
you make OP look like a cool guy
>>676679618
"if I was in a room with OP, OP and you I'd shoot you twice"
Even OP wouldn't suck your dick.
I'm so gay I exclamation dick in the bathroom řight now
I'm going to malice you with a shoe horn.
Smal dick humilliation thread
Bump
>>676682866
looks as my dick. It gets 9cm/11cm (3,4inch/4.1inch) at best when erected. :(
What's the pic in his hand /b/?
Will thread be kill before /b/ can post their shoops?
>>676682296
i got this
OK /b/ short story time. Tell me if this breaks the "bro code"
>be me 26 years
>rent house with brother out in the country
>get along 90% of the time
>there is a gas station nearby with qt3.14 gril
>easy 8/10
>spent about a week mildly flirting with her so she remembers who I am with all the customers she gets so I can get her number.
>me
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It's dick not duck btw
He's protecting you anon, she's actually your sister.
TBH OP, I'm on your side, I would be pissed too. Do whatever you feel like. Fuck him.
>>676680466
Thank you anon. Anyone else have insight? Similar stories are welcome to.
>>676680771
I SAID SHE'S YOUR FUCKING SISTER YOU SICK FUCK
I was in a private sector of the Catholic Church...charged with dealing with the supernatural...AMA
fuck u
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/im-so-high
>>676682460
I'm bored..
Did you use candles?
Why?
What made them decide to charge you? Were you exiled?
>>676682460
Isn't Opvs Dei one big cultist front anyway?
>>676682849
this.
legit question, even if for entertainment purposes.
Here
we
go
Are
How smart are you?
shameless self bump
why Tetris borked?
>>676665607
Smart enough not to waste my time doing this.
>>676665607
Sorry dude I'm not coloring in that shit in paint. Should have made them all just one color
>>676667365
/thread
Just smoked some weed. AMA.
What's on the tunes?
>>676680185
Some childish gambino.
r u feelin it mr krabs?
>>676678725
Same here. Wat doin? Jammin' on Pandora, drinkin' brew and chillin' with doge here.
>>676678725
Why?
ITT: Ask a Canadian anything
There are literally dozens of us!
>>676681305
shit thread gtfo >>>/trash/
>>676681305
How will you feel when based-Trump annexes America's hat?
>>676681589
Honestly I think Trump will leave us leafbros away for the first term. After that it's over to iceland
>>676681589
ill pray all our bros in europe will help us fight the new Hitler and stop his plans for a world corporatocracy.
