ITT we share the most random/weird pics in ours computers
got you fam
best i could find that wasnt an inside joke
Found at the doctors office bathroom.
Need advice /b/. I'm looking for the best profile picture. Which one do you prefer?
1/3
>>676965254
4/3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>676965254
Prefer 2, but 2 and 3 are both fine. The first isn't very flattering due to the light n shit, so I wouldn't pick that if I was you.
Sup /b/?
>be me
>got a pretty good life
>doing what I want to be doing
>following my passion
>got a beautiful model for girlfriend who also studies at one of the best universities in the world
>have regular awesome sex
>she loves anal
I don't understand /b/!
Why am I unhappy with my gf?
She's very smart, super hot, barely has any body hair!! I literally counted her armpit hair once!! Fucking 14 hairs! She has no hair on her body!
But recently, I've just been unhappy with her... I feel like we don't click... I find her boring.. but the irony is that I now want a completely stupid and ditsy slut who wears heels all the time and makeup... literally the opposite of what I have.
Anybody else have this? Being unhappy when you shouldn't be?
Any advice?
Pic related. The kind of bitch I want now.
>>676962240
Bc youre a fuckin loser
You think you know what you want but once you give up a dope girl like that and settle for some dumbass who will also be boring you'll be full of regret. Also this should've been posted on /r/
not ready to be in a relationsip yet, nothing wrong with that man
>>676962606
/r/ sucks
ITT: Name all the PLU codes you can remember off the top of your head.
Bananas - 4011
Lemons - 4053
Limes - 4048
Pineapple - 4430
Cantaloupe - 4050
Broccoli - 4060
Celery - 4070
Asparagus - 4080
Red Raddishes - 4089
Cucumber - 4062
"Italian Squash" - 4067
>>676967756
None
ITT: Autism
>>676967756
the hell is a plu?
why should i remember some of them?
Kale 4627
Roma Tomatoes 4087
Avacado 4062
Large Avacado 4225
Any rich anon out there,please buy me this game,I need it,I'm addicted to it,have been watching a lot of streams in past few days and I really like the game,can't afford it atm and I can't wait for 1-2 months, rich anons, plx http://steamcommunity.com/id/autisticrock/ it can be a CD key for uplay too,I'll take anything
>>676955775
kys
>>676955775
Sent ;)
>>676956403
kys
I'm a male employee at Victoria's Secret.
Ask me anything.
What's your favorite song OP ^-^ ?
>>676965554
>>676965130
why is it so fucking expensive
i just steal all the XS panties now
So, it has been a while so I suppose that we can finally discuss what happened
to soon man
>>676966321
its *too soon and what the fuck happened?
>>676966265
im afraid its still too soon
>>676966498
Have some respect man
I said to soon
April Fool's Day joke ideas?
>>676964764
Jet Fuel CAN Melt Steel Beams
>>676964764
Take a cow upstairs of the school building.
Takes a crane to get it out.
spread a rumor that jesus returned
>>676965120
Classic
Tell me your darkest secret /b/
Here's mine.
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits were entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I actually hit puberty at 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
that is the edgiest lie i've heard all day, OP, congratz
>>676946176
old copy-pasta.
besides, daddy would have ended you.. and we wouldn't have to deal with your idiot faggotry.
>>676946176
my darkest secret is that i never killed myself
Sears Asset Protection conference call
(866)6212140
Password is
6712140its really boring in here. Please help
Bumpy bump
So how about that republican race guys. It's really something
>>676965787
You lied to me
Penis
/b i need your help, this girl went to my old school and shes a tumblr slut. she posted hundreds of nudes and when people found the account she deleted it. Anybody at all going to help me out and gimme her nudes?
>>676966382
Stay the fuck away from hollie!
she made mistakes and dont need you dragging them up
yeah, be nice, no one wants to see her with a sharpie in the pooper!
come on guys help a nigga out>>676966599
>>676966829
Hollie made her bed, now make her lie in it! Come /b/rothers, help this poor OP faggot out!
U all suck
Wat is dis? Am colourblind
Idk what that says
holy shit im actually colour blind
Says nothing.
sup 4chan! ^_^
What is wrong with your nose?
fuck you.
why do you look so happy?
No chubby thread?
YEAH
>>676957277
Hot damn. More please
So /b/ros I have to take a class where we get to choose our preferred pronouns, trips decides my pronoun for the quarter.
Nig, nigs, nigself
Your pronouns should be Nightman and Dayman.
he,she,me, wumbo
>>676964708
Choose the pronouns: Pronoun, Pronouns, Proself
roll for a gud fap
>>676961523
Roll thread = permaban GET OUT
>>676961523
roll
Rollerino
fuck my life
What the fuck is up with this rabbit. I know it's from Zootopia but why do I keep finding threads about this shit. I get banned for a couple months and leave 4chan and come back to this shit?
>>676962764
lets just say that the whole internet wants to fuck it. i know, it's weird
>>676962764
because she is cute and has everything we want in a girl.
anon explained it really well
Lets keep the porn to a minimum and actually post some good funny content
so you gonna post some or what
>>676964299
Why did i laugh
Hey /b/
I've run out of movies to watch.
Please post one of your favorite movies, or one that you think many people might not have seen.
Big Budget/ Independent are both welcome.
Also, general movie bread.
boomp
Huge love it or hate it movie. I mainly like it because of Mr Oizo.
Zulu
>>676964771
Reaction thread
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