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New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Faget OP
>>678361456
To be fair if anyone here wanted to add me on skype I would use an alt account and not use voice chat lmao
I'm spergy like that
>>678361675
Shit you can add me on skype if you want
rogerderby.
I rather steam though if you have it.
Search GMT and you will know which one is me.
>>678361426
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
>>678361675
>>678361915
You look like a couple of fine gentlemen who would like to suck my cock.
Hey, b, I will give you the video, but I need an anonymous site to store it. Give me an anonymous site, and I will upload it and link you
9gag
By the way, the video has a 1.5 order of magnitude number of megabytes, so I can't post it here. Only 0.5 orders are allowed on 4chan.
>>678360157
Here.
wat
>>678360765
Give us the good part.
How can I fix my dick /b/?
>>678358603
not be dead
>>678358603
Start by shaving you muslim
>>678358603
Is that weed growing in your pubes
>>678358603
Thank you for asking. You must perform a sacred ritual on top a high peak
Zed's dead
YLYL Political correct edition
It's my Birthday /b/!
I'd set up a small dinner with some friends. Quite a few were busy or away and couldn't make it. So all I got were two friends going to come. OK, I can deal with that.
Rolls round to today, look forward to it all day at work, only to get messages that neither can make it.
So I'm alone on my birthday. Can any femanons write "happy birthday mark" on their tits or something for me? Bring a little cheer to my miserable life. Please?
damn that sucks
Happy birthday Op
>>678357619
I'm sorry, anon
>>678357729
I don't even have any cake. I didn't expect to be home so didn't get anything.
>>678358090
Let's get this going again.
ITT we make a shitty drawing of a movie and try to guess which it is.
>>678359006
hunt for red october?
>>678359290
naoope
>>678359006
maltese falcon
never even seen it
>>678359006
Titanic
Beta Feels thread
>Be me 19
>Live in a boring village
>Same usual friends that I hang out with
>Same usual shit that I do, play vidya, watch anime ect.
>Life seems to be an endless loop of the same shit over and over
>Suddenly father has to go to the mental hospital, want to visit but can not find the courage
>Mother starts drinking
>Autistic
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tl;dr
>kill yourself
>>678356225
Soon..
It will be okay anon, you're still young so there's tons of time for you to get out into the world and explore, meet new people, and have fun. It sounds like you live in a very small town so it's likely you haven't gotten to meet very many people in your time. I'm not saying you can't be isolated while surrounded by tons of people, there's loads of people in cities who share your feelings. Still though new experiences and places and things that as time goes on you may find you love to do are all out there for you.
Also, try to find...
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Hey dude, i feel so sorry for you.
I've been through a shit like this for about 2 years.
I liked a girl for two fucking years. I didn't had the chance to talk to her. Seems weird i know, but it hurt me so bad. I tried some approaches but nothing really happenned. I was friendzoned even before talking to her.
I'm beginning to overcome this. But I don't feel that sad anymore. I just realised that not everyone can love us. I mean.. that's life.
Take this as an experience you lived. Don't try to forget it but just learn from...
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>>678357559
Thanks anon, I'll keep that in mind.
IM OLD GREGG
Ahh you enjoy bailey's from a shoe
>>678359298
Noice
>>678359298
Im a fuzzy little man peach
>>678359298
kill it with fire
I've got a mangina!
I posted this in /lgbt/, but I am new to this site and this board seems a lot more active.
I finally decided I can't take this anymore. I can't keep living this lie. I know I'll never be good looking; I was even an ugly guy. I just want to be a cute anime girl, but if I can't be that, I just want to be happy.
Does anyone have any passing tips for a complete n00b? I don't even know where to start guys
>>678356678
>is a thing
>comes to /b/
Nigger, what the fuck are you doing.
...but I'm white though?
>>678356678
Start by fix your eyebrows, use feminine hair and skin washes, from this pic it looks like you could lose a bit of weight. Longer term look into HRT and laser hair removal.
>>678357463
I'm surprised you're acknowledging you're white most libtards like you want to deny being white or some stupid shit.
But you aren't a female, so you're as dumb as a nigger anyway.
Don't people like you kill yourself off anyway?
Nignog go for a fuckin run, have a word with yourself and get a fuckin hobby. Push yourself to atleast 10 miles a week. And stop taking your fucking add pills
giv me a good fap
roll I guess
>>678356940
clinton did 9/11
rollerino
>>678356940
rollingg
llor
you asked for this
>>678358828
Nah
>making a new thread
not talking about butts/poop edition
So, seen any good butts lately?
> obligatory Deus Ex quote
>>678358711
English only, please.
Rape Thread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrbHjnWm-3I
MOOOODDSSS
mod plz wtf
>>678357149
>Being raped
>Not throwing books off the shelf
>>678357425
Are you serious, it ain't even real
Roast me b
Wtf are you doing here? willy wonka is looking for you everwhere!
>>678358978
Did you eat the chewing gum yet ?
>>678358978
are you from wonkaland?
>>678358978
Looks like you've roasted yourself enough for everyone.
Suicide Thread.
Okay guys. I'd like to say you've always been here for me, but that'd be bullshit. What I can say is that 4chan has always been a a place that feels like it never changes. Any day could be any other. Same threads, same bullshit etc. It's reassuring.
Anyway, it's come to that point where it is MY turn to be the guy making the suicide thread.
Yep that's it, I've decided I think it's time to anhero.
I'm nearly 40, life has recently taken the biggest crap on me. Mostly financially. But to
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>>678358183
>a talented author not capable of a creative solution to suicide
I think I see the problem
You could try aconite (aconitum nappellus). It causes a heart attack in about an hour after you've taken it.
Do it weak faggot. Everybody goes through shit and darwins law is just weeding your pussy ass out
>>678358487
Well my creative solutions have all but dried up - when it comes to basic survival.
My creative solution to suicide was Hemlock, it's a common plant here in the UK and was used in ancient times for the death penalty. It's apparently painless, slowly paralyses the body from the feet upwards until it reaches the heart or repository system.
Socrates used it for his own death penalty. As it allowed him to witness the experience of death with a clear mind.
I'm here in case anyone...
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Please don't do it
Don't make 4chan look any worse
Think about your family
Good afternoon, Anonymous!
I've decided to open up earlier today and see how it goes. Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or a friendly chat!
>>678358736
bojangles
How do you tell fortunes?
Show me yo dik?
>>678358736
*hug*
>>678358938
My method is called omikuji. It can only tell you what that person's general luck will be for this year, but sometimes helpful keywords come up that I can use to provide further insight.
Hey /b/, good .onion link for me?
look of /r/deepweb although its not allowed they sometimes pop up
>>678357229
What are you looking for?.
if you tell me child porn i will never fucking help any one again.
if you live in canada and are looking for drugs, THE PEOPLES DRUG STORE , they are based out of Canada and the UK.
>>678357229
http://24hcpmhhmtdkccam.onion/index.php
http://2i7aalqdpiuw36nu.onion/
>>678357745
I just want to see somethings interesting
All you want but no child porn
>>678358429
http://z2hjm7uhwisw5jm5.onion/index.php
http://newpdsuslmzqazvr.onion/index.php
This is /b/
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, and fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& wasn’t “le funny meme”, but a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threats
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>>678355819
lol internet
tl:dr DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
You with me, faggots?
/b/ is dead. XD dont fight the cancer :P let it consume u fam
An observation I've had is that conservatives love to throw around the "cuck" word any chance they get. I'm highly suspicious that a large part of this sites traffic comes from The south states. So blame them for the trap threads.
>>678357665
this tbh fam
new thread
poorly draw scenes from movies and guess
>>678358929
>>678359229
dubs: the movie
Trainspotting
I am indian and my dad fingered my ass when I was a kid. As a result I am still a virgin at 27.
>>678357101
and?
>>678357101
Then tell your Dad to finish the job and make you not a virgin
ur not a virgin. ass fingering counts bro. smile.
You're Indian, thats normal.
>>678357101
That's not the only reason.
List your favorite anime.
>>678357685
Wrong fucking board.
>>678357685
TETSUOOOOO!!!!
>>678357685
>>678357930
You know literally everything that isnt illegal is allowed on /b/ right?
