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If you're under 6 feet tall, kill yourselves /b/.
6'2" master race here btw. Feels good to not be a retarded MANLET.
>>684111439
Kill yourself slenderman
Just testing something, don't mind me.
>>684111505
>>684111611
90'3" masterrace posting. feels good.
>>684111439
5 8'' here bro and I'll snap you like the twig you are. Try defending against a rabid wolf. Protip: You can't.
>>684111504
>slenderman
Is that supposed to be an insult? Lmao when will manlets learn?
what do people even post on that there drop?
>>684111320
cp most of the time
Dank memes
>>684112353
i dont believe you
>>684111320
Cp but never seen one before
>>684112387
post something dank bro
Why are cock cages so fucking expensive? Anyone got ways of making their own cheaper?
don't put homemade shit around your dick
whore for it online
duct tape
>>684112830
fair
Use a MasterLock
>lock it on your penis
>Give key to your dad, if I ever need key, you must Unlock it for me
just cut it off, beta. You are not worth to have one anyways.
Magnets are free and limitless energy. Prove me wrong
>>684111904
Eventually someone will closed your looped gif and it won't work anymore
>>684111904
They are not. Prove me wrong
>>684111904
they loose the magnetic power with friction or shock
its actually pretty easy to stop a magnet from working
take a freezer magnet from the kitchen and throw it on the ground as hard as you can
you will notice that the power reduced drastically
>>684112093
Solution: dont throw your energy-generating magnets on the ground
>>684112093
But where does the magnetism go?
Trips decides what I name my knife.
The Ass Wrangler
>>684111599
Cucumber Penis
>>684111599
Nut blaster 69k
>>684111599
Nigger Hater
i'm poor
I'm a pizza driver ask me anything
Are you a pizza driver?
Would you like a Pizza the action?
>>684112293
when you drive the pizza do it cry?
How do you drive a pizza?
Do you have Dr pepper zero?
That's what happened after violently fisting my asshole. How am I supposed to tell my parents that I need to see the doctor because I've damaged my rectum?!
Da hell dude?!?
>>684112714
Somebody Help this poor man,
You'll be fine.
Just tell them you pushed too hard
That's a really tiny amount of blood. Just see if you shit blood in a day, if not you're fine.
Greentext thread
bamp
>b
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Spoopy
b,
what's the way to have a happy life ?
>>684110148
That hole is a good start I think
Choose to be happy. Just that. It's that easy.
>>684110148
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Euphoriants
>>684110148
Money
>>684111423
This. Plus gratitude. Stop being an entitled little shit and really look around you at the world. If you're reading this, it means you have at the very least a computing device and an internet connection. Which means you're better off than most of the rest of humanity. Try to be grateful - truly grateful - at least once a day. Send that shit out to the universe, and you'll get it back in spades.
Some leaked whatsapp images.
dumping
Just find this on the subway in Paris
What is it guys ? Not tabbaco or weed
if it is not shitty grinded weed it's prolly salvia
It taste nothing
>>684111028
It's weed.
>>684111335
just try to smoke it and see
>>684111028
describe the smell
>2016
>still watching this show
You're either 14 or retarded
South Park is better
>>684110098
Can't I watch both?
>>684110264
Yeah,
I think they both equally have their merits.
Yee watch new girl that's a good show
>>684110098
I have had southpark in my childhood, and to be honest. It can be a little childish at times.
I enjoy both and I think american dad Is better than family guy as well.
witch time zone are you from? im going to organize a good raid and i need to know what the best time is for most of you guy's thanks!
lets do it
>>684107980
CEST UTC +2h
lets do it now, any target?
anyone have the link of the tinychat?
hi op here i want to organize it good with a good target and an announced time for the so people know when its about to go down
Fast! Rate ass wife
7
7/10 here's my fiance
>>684110302
My ex
>>684110355
>>684110453
More
Mexican - self described slut
Mexican slut Aurora
Aurora - Mexican Slut
![12916836_10205664190954261_279370692394368289_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aY1Uaek.jpg "12916836_10205664190954261_279370692394368289_o[1].jpg")
>>684111164
Aurora Santana
Also, no one gives a fuck
Aurora
Aurora S - Mexican slut
Need your help /b/
>waiting to use washroom
>16 year old daughter taking forever in shower
>she finally comes out
>whatthefuck.jpg
>see shit in sink
What the fuck do I do I'm in the washroom still
Prank'd bitch
>>684110389
drag her back in
rape her ass while pushing her face into sink turds
tell her to go to her room
Time stamp to prove this is real
Had to wash finger and shit went with it, should I confront her?
>>684110687
that's your poo you faggot
Just a daily reminder that this board needs to class the fuck up.
Class only. No cringe.
Style is temporary.
Class is permanent.
>feeling classy as fuck
>>684110394
>equally beautiful fiancé
>that class
Staying classy while cosplaying.
Friendly reminder that being gay is not normal . Being gay means something is wrong with you . Being gay is not natural and if everyone was gay the human race would be extinct in 100 yrs . Pls don't bother argue since these are all proven facts . Thank you
premium b8
>>684110000
God damn , nice quads
>checked
>>684109646
I know it's bait. But I agree...
I don't hate gays, but neither do I believe it's natural. I believe it's some kind of mental illness, perhaps a genetic defect, I don't know, I'm not a scientist.
But I don't like it, don't think it's natchy
>>684109646
As we all know it's bait, it's also false. Lesbians would still have kids through artificial insemination, as they do now, and society would just switch to that method for all pregnancies. No extinction, sorry.
Ass thread.
when will you start op?
>>684108783
I mended it for you
>>684108783
where's the ass?
>>684108783
She's cute. Sicilian?
>>684108783
this is my fetish, please go on
ITT: General nigger hate
Share what you hate about that filthy stinky violent trash known as the negroid.
Bump. No nigger hate on here today?
jelous of the Alpha race whities
>>684110644
I don't mind blacks.
Now muslims, that's a different story...
>>684111998
>negrosimous nostalgious slavehouneritious
>cancerial city
>stfuomgroflkekuslolipopmaximusgeneralcommanderobandoreporting#slave dickslut @ camwhore . n
et.
