Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:>>700301903
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>700302144
You know I daisuke you smug-chan. You give the best advice.
>>Returning after a move wubalubdubdub etc etc I'm back bitches!!! Entertain me before I go back to sucking at Rust~
Brewing Asuka-chan claimed rapturiously
Penny Claim!
still here
Make up nicknames for me, quads is what I change my name to legally
Pic unrelated
>>700291765
>quads
>>700291765
Check these quads!
>I deem you Irwin ultra mega chicken Llama the 3rd
>>700291934
Ur a fucking genius
>>700292173
Roll again
I've had enough, this life is shit and everyone around me hates me.
Throughout my entire life I've been put in the shit by heartless bastards and now feel worthless.
Trips decides how I end my life will do it on stream.
I'm too much of a failure to even get replies.
fucking get in here I dont want to feel the pain anymore
PLEASE
its ok buddy
cry it out
Explain your age /b/ with things newfags wont understand.
30. got one of these for my birthday when I was very young.
Not even all old fags know
>>700308840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
Guess my age, faggot
>>700309161
Mah nigga
Lets see how many times we can screen shot this?
ITT we post our status in life, then our regrets. No judging.
35yo here, married, have a doctorate
1. Not joining the military
2. Not calling off my wedding
3. Not spending more time with Jenna
4. Buying too many things
5. Not traveling more when I was younger
If you have a doctorate and you're browsing /b/ asking the status of peoples lives you're either a terribly lonely sad person or an outright filthy liar.
Either way, you lose
33 Masters Degree
Can't get a job to save my life. Get told the same you don't have nough experience bullshit.
GF, broke, considering f getting my doctorate and becoming a professor or going to chiropractic school because fuck it.
- not going to med school
-not going into economics
- fucking up my first time in college when 18.
>>700291122
Is /b/ too low for someone with a doctorate?
35 Associates Degree
Security guard, married with children, failing health
Regrets- not finishing school, not asserting myself more in my 20s, not leaving mormon church sooner, Not having children sooner.
Post in this thread or you will die in your sleep.
Trips you get a purple lamborghini
K
Trips?
>>700295129
FML but yay
If you are a VIRGIN over 21 you are subhuman.
or if you're a nigger, virginity status notwithstanding
nibi give me your virginity
I would pay for that porno
Asian thread
>>700293051
>>700293085
>>700293111
Oh you, that's not what the op wanted lol:D
here we go again. i snap a picture of m dick to a girl of your choice. will post wins
My dick
krisrovi08
shanice_aylin
melly-pelly
feet thread. sexy shoes edition
Dang that's hot.
I wish I could understand this fetish. I put you feetfags in the same category as tranny fuckers
New YLYL since the last one reached its image limit.
previous thread: >>700290329
ITT: Post your secrets
>>700274016
I never reply to "reply to this or your mother is gonna die tonight in her sleep" posts
>>700274016
This is what I do when nobody is around. hundreds of videos.
>>700274016
i eat pussy straight out the can
i bump dying threads from page 9
Thoughts on this /b/??
You're not supposed to feed them because they'll follow you home
TIA
>>700290919
God damn..........
>u mad white boi?
Post girls you know and other anon will say what they would do to them.
>>700294334
tie her hair back and facefuck. cum in her eyes.
Fuck that cute face while staring in this big eyes then blow all over her face
>>700294334
Fuck I want her mouth on my cock. Anymore?
Celeb thread
>>700300926
Rolling
>>700301048
What 10/10 is railing Vic atm?
https://uploadfiles.io/4122e
Shes probably disgusted by her awkward basement-dwelling brother who has no friends.
I got a 200 word essay to write but Id rather watch this shit
it's a pity she hides her curves
TYFTT
Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:>>700296108
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>700300715
I don't like shitty idolmaster idols :^)
>Uh but it is.
>>700301419
Put a shirt on.
>>700301452
Surprisingly enough I'm done with OW till the Genji nerf patch. And yeah well guess what it doesn't HAVE to be you and you have no proof I enjoy being shipped with someone useless like you.
>>700301717
Oh I'm in the PDT, You know Cali life and all that :)
Nico claimed.
>>700301396
People were taking it as an insult earlier brah, shoulda seen it, it was amusing even kyouko replied
>>700301419
Of course, god bless these united states
>>700301662
FUCK YEAH *claps and fires m40s loudly*
still here. why doesn't anybody love me
>>700301689
Don't worry, I sleep on concrete anyway, sitting on wood or carpet is perfectly fine!
>>700301839
Recommend any guides for Nasus in particular? Or just generally browse around youtube tutorials?
ex gf has been pissing me off lately, you know what to do /b/, lets get this thread going
send pic of dick
request tits
>>700296822
fucking hell
>>700296670
Remember when you weren't a bitch? I can't.
>>700296931
rules is rules,OP
Good evening Anonymous! I have returned after the tragic loss of the shrine's computer! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me.
>Ask a question for the tarot cards, request a general prediction, or suggest a focus (love, career, whatever) if you GET.
>Leave a name, and even if you don't GET, you'll receive a fortune cookie courtesy of the junior shrine maidens!
>Patience and love! These things take time, so hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you.
>GETs can be donated to others, but be specific about who gets it.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
AAAAAAAH
bump
It's nice to be back.
when will i score?