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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Having a baby in 2 weeks
Trips names my baby
Quints gets my baby
#NoRegrets
name it adolf stalin
Call it nigger
faggot get
George Lucas
Reginald
Can we have a amateur pantyhose thread?
>>677341007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I
Bump
this is relevent to my interests
moar plz
Draw thread
Hey anons and drawfags, Moku here and an anon said to me that my new character (Pic related) looks too similar to moku.
Soo.. any idea to make it seem more original or something? I've got no creativity.
>>677342334
Add rainbow colours
Sparkle dogs are always unique : ^)
>>677342334
Maybe give yourself some distinguishing features, like maybe a facial scar?
>>677342334
The hair. LIterally just the hair.
Françaises
>>677340672
Bah pourquoi ? J'ai pas de quoi prendre une photo. J'ai déjà donné une copie de ce dont mon affiche est la reproduction. Imagine une grande reproduction d'un peu plus d'un mètre du tableau de Vélasquez à côté d'une affiche de même dimension (puisque achetée dans le même musée, ça tombe bien) de ce tableau de Goya.
Non. Français. On veut des BITES
>>677342765
Je t'ai déjà refuse l'anulingus. Tu vas pas recommencer.
>>677343113
Oh que si. Ne te fais pas prier, poste ton pénis vicieux.
>>677343326
D'une part, je n'ai rien pour prendre une photo ; d'autre part, je n'ai certainement pas envie de te la montrer. Et mon pénis n'est pas vicieux, ou ta ponctuation est fautive.
Vapefags report in. Rate each other's setups. Mvp 2.0 battery with a franken-nautilus mini that I built with spare parts my friend gave me. I already know it's garbage.
>>677339887
I've got a joytech cuboid and a Uwell Crown tank. too lazy to take a pic
I have a Sigelei Fuchai 200W box with a .42 ohm cletio tank
>>677340314
i just changed the .25 dual coil on my crown and for some reason i cant vape at 80 watts like i used to without the cotton burning...
When i installed it i thought i did everything right, I saturated the cotton first i put it in filled the tank with juice and took some pulls on it to get juice in the chamber. but i can only vape at 60watts without getting burnt hits
What am i doing wrong??
Update: you're all fgts
s/fur
Waifu claiming thread. - I'm tired edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>drink coffee
>im don't usually drink coffee
>tea is fine too i guess
>this keeps getting longer and longer
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most
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>>677342345
hello everyone!!
Ayy
Waiting
>claimed
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT8TIzsRvhc
I must beat the fastest waifu on no legs!
Claimed and just beat Qeulaag.
tinnitus anyone?
>>677338413
Shit I got one in my right ear 2 days ago.
>>677338986
how bad is it?
>>677339088
Mid to low, I do not how I get it, when I put my hand or finger it intensifies.
>>677338413
My mom has it- she nearly went bonkers the first month
I'm 50 and played in rock bands during hs and college. Went to probably 30 concerts and now I have a constant weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in my ears 24/7. Fuck you tinnitus reeeeeeeee!
New thread for queen of /b/
how old is this chick?
oh damnnnn she is fine
Are you still among us queen of b??
>>677340671
Fuck off you retard
>>677340671
like 9 or 10 i think
HAIKU THREAD!
/b/ a pit of slime
traps furs nazis communists
and yet i come back
Fucking weaboo, just a retarded
why would someone ever post a haiku?
This is a retarded thread.
>>677339986
fucking kill yourself
dare to insult me desu
naruto nigger
>>677340407
not even a haiku asshole
if you are going to insult me
at least do it well
>>677340772
i thought desu was two
it now seems it counts as one
still kill your self fag
wincest possibility
What do /b/...
>always had a thing for my sister
>we are adults now
>she is getting a divorce
>total train wreck
>parents want me to maybe go stay with her for a few days.
>hot, drunk, emotionally vulnerable sister for a couple days.
>give me one reason why I shouldn't take this opportunity to finally fuck the shit out
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>>677338512
bump your bump
It's what we were made to do, and they were made to take.
>>677339070
bump, bump, bump!
Because shes your sister
/b/ response:
go for it tap that shit bro
real life response:
probably gonna fail terribly, even if it doesn't there will be disaster afterwards from family, her ex, herself, etc etc, and you're retarded for thinking this is your golden chance
So I went back to that house. Got pictures and almost fell. Have a timestamp
>>677339567
bump for pics and story! is was the cat still there?
Story?
>>677339567
Here
>>677340176
Yes cat was there
>can't story now on phone
Rate my butt, anon.
>>677338266
Chopstick veins, is that you?
Beautiful
>>677338541
Huh?
>>677338644
Ty.
>>677338969
Your hands. You have the chopstick veins.
9 inch cock could fit in that
ITT: We pretend we're 9GAG
>>677339949
Yo, check out this picture I just posted!
>>677339949
I made this original post xD
>>677339949
lol XD
>>677340322
Checked
>>677340161
We have a winner
Hey guys
I've been dating this young af girl for about 3 months now and we have grown really fond of eachother. However, it turns out that shes a dirty fucking slut that has done some serious cumdumpster shit. shes super fucking beta whore.
I thought from the beginning she would just be a fuck but i caught serious feelings to this girl and she is dumbfucked crazy for me.
Part of me wants to keep this worn out condom of a girl because shes so dear to me and the other half wants to dump her hard and make her my bitchslave.
The fuck do a senpai do?
>>677339415
post a pic of her.
Post nudes.
Then an hero.
Do the obvious... Keep banging the shit out of her...pound away and give her some hate fucks...but have fun at the same time doing so
>>677339415
>gf looks like a fucking chav
>not expecting her to have been pounded silly
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Ok /b/tards basically dubs or generally good ideas decide what I do. My brother is a drug fag who steals from my family and I, he also lives at home and is generally fucking retard not sure if its ice or ecstasy or whatever its a white semi crysaline thing that ive found around his room, he smokes it. Ideas for how i fuck him over?
take a shit on it and make a trail around the room with shit to the drugs
Cut off his dick and let him eat it
>>677339531
call police to put him in jail. it will be better for both sides trust me. this will teach him a lesson so he will quit the drugs
stick it up ass, then leave it wear it was previously resting
Roll that shit in poison.
It's a shame, /b
No boipucci/sissy/trap thread?
>>677341809
Faggot
>>677341876
Yup
lets get an on/off thread
>>677337403
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>>677337468
>picsforants.exe
>>677337516
dat high socks hhnnnnnng
>>677337598
topkek
Just got some free steaks from local farmer, please help I have no idea how to go about cooking these
>>677341764
cave anon here
throw in fire
make hot
eat while hot
>>677341861
pro-tip: eat with rock
Make sure to marinate them in your anus for at least 3 hours before cooking.
>>677341861
Till black hot? Or till not black hot?
Cook it well done and dip it in ketchup. That's how real men eat steak.
FB fap 2
>>677339973
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>>677340108
pretty
