Dubs names my soon to be 4 pet Killdeer. OP will delivar. Building cages tonight and plotting their abduction. May leave 1 so momma bird doesn't suffer to much. Forgot timestamp but if omgOPislierfag then I'll fucking to take another pic. The birds are off Google but similar.
Nigger666
what is a killdeer?
>>684122062
Daniel
>>684122062
Professor Flappityflippity
>dating 17 year old
>she's only had sex with one guy before
>thinks I'm sexually gifted beyond words
>thinks my 6.5 dick is huge
>horny all the time
Why aren't you dating a younger woman /b/? This shit could not be any more cash.
>>684121644
Crippling existential doubt
>>684122012
To exist is to doubt, quit being such a pussy bro.
>>684121644
im in the exact same position except she was a virgin, it feels fucking amazing
>>684122164
Thanks, anon. That'll get me out of bed.
>3 o clock in the morning
>get hungry for chicken nuggets
>go into mummies room
>she is playing wrestling with new daddy
>I don't like new daddy
>they are playing under the sheets
>they don't see me enter the room
>I remove my clothes
>I squat beside the bed
>as I squeeze, I let out several grunts and moans
>mummy and new daddy are also grunting and moaning
>squeezing hard, I feel my sphincter throb and pulse
>double double toil and trouble something wicked this way comes
>the brown goodness pours forth from my anus and veers in a sweeping motion slightly to the left and touches the ground
>my sphincter closes off, like a valve, sealing my back passage shut
>I behold my work
>a solid mass of brown goodness
>I am proud
>mummy and new daddy have stopped wrestling
>new daddy says "um...d-do you smell something?"
>mummy pleads "oh god....oh god please not again"
>mummy is well learned in the ways of brown goodness
>but new daddy still must learn
>he is about to
>throwing back the sheets
>mummy and new daddy look upon my work and despair
>new daddy retches at the sight of me standing, now with brown goodness in hand
>new daddy screams "is th-that fucking real?!?! I-is that fucking shit??!?!?!
>mummy buries her face in her hands in shame
>she knows what is coming
>I lean on top of new daddy
>he tries to struggle free
>I'm 350 lbs of pure blubber
>he's going nowhere
>his arms are pinned beneath my might
>I take my brown goodness and paint new daddy's face
>I make him a brown man
>a brown chocolate man with my brown chocolate goodness
>he shakes violently and vomits several times
>I struggle to keep him still
>mummy is sobbing by the bedside
>her days of trying to reason with me are gone
>she has given up all hope
>she is broken
>after I am finished my work, new daddy is covered in my brown goodness and chunks of his own vomit, tears streaming down his face
>after daddy is done gagging, I lean in close
>I whisper "can you take me to mcdonalds to get some chicken nuggets?"
top kek
>>684122225
what the hell did I just read?
>>684122225
No good boy points for you
>>684122225
>look upon my work and despair
Nice reference anon
Cock rate thread
>>684123334
Huge, suckable, fuckable cock <3
20/10
>>684123334
Faggot
>>684123738
Faggot
>>684123804
*gasp* How did you know my secrets?!
I did something very illegal /b/.
I know the cops will be at my house in a couple of hours. What do I do?
assuming you're in the US, shoot everyone
>>684123312
What did you do anon?
First of all what did you do?
How illegal are we talking?
How is everyones morning?
You burnt the bacon.
>burnt bacon
>shit-tier toast
>uncooked soggy eggs
>drug addict
Good morning to you.
You "bacon" looks like burned nigger dick.
not the morning anymore where i am so pretty shit i guess
If God is a fairytale for people scared of the dark, then it logically follows that Atheism is a fairytale for people scared of the light!
Checkmate athiests.
>>684119477
Nice bait, OP
Also checkmate on yourself for thinking Atheism is a religion, numbnuts.
It is logical to assume that since op is a massive faggot so is op's god
>>684119477
She really looks astonishing. In some alternate reality there exists a world where adult brains are in the bodies of women.
>>684119477
If most atheists are straight,
most christians must be gay!
Gin, Christian fags
>tfw when 12 y/o makes more money than you and is actually doing something meaningful with his life.
i want to kms
>>684120854
12 year old is a fag.
He doesn't have a $65 a day oxy habit. What a bitch
>>684120854
>tfw i have no idea who the fuck that is nor do i care
>>684120854
>implying meaningful things are actually meaningful
>tfw when
>there face when when
kys
trips tells me what I should do with my entire life, I will post pictures when I'm done- however my life's work may take years... so you might be waiting a while...
Become head of new religion
>>684121693
what he sayed
Kill yourself.
lurk 4chan
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
cock this picture plz
Do this one!
nobody ever delivers in these threads...
Overwatch thread
Sure, i have some.
>>684122056
hey /b/
Do you enjoy being a man?
>>684121047
not when i should of ben gril
>>684121047
Yeah, the thought of being penetrated disgusts me.
>>684121179
This.
I am a black dude. 6'1". 6.7-7 inch dick. Muscular.
But I still wish I had a pussy. I long to have that eternal , wet warmth.
Computer Question //// So, i just built my first PC, So, Im a bit of a f*cking retard when it comes to hooking up monitors and shit, (I am use to gaming craptops so this is a new thing for me).
And, On my PC i got a 980Ti (The outputs are whats in the picture). And, basically, I saw a 1080p monitor i really liked and a good price too at a store near me, So i bought 1 of them and hooked it in, (What im using now) and want to buy 2 more of them, Problem is though their only imput is HDMI (Which is fucking weird considering they dont have speakers?), Anyway, If i have 1 HDMI slot in my Card, And i need to hook it up to 3 monitors, How do i do that?
Is there like a 1>3 splitter cable i buy or something? Will my card handle 3 monitors going out of 1 output?
I have never done this before, Cheers.
Buy wireless adapter
Use a DP (DisplayPort) to HDMI cable. If that is unavailable buy a DP > HDMI adapter.
>>684121188
http://www.accellcables.com/products/displayport-1-2-to-3-hdmi-multi-display-mst-hub
>>684121512
So, I just get my 3 monitors, And, then buy 3 DP / HDMI cables and hook them up using all 3 of my DP slots?
What do you think of her?
I'm impressed
>>684121470
shes been here before
I'll just leave this here
Anyone have more?
Okay.
go ahead
Celeb nudes thread.
Leaked and film/tv both welcome.
Keep it to legit nudes.
Where can I get gabapentin? I'm the only person who likes it. A vetfag here said he can get like a hundred pills for $30. How?
>>684120805
Go kill yourself fucking druggie
>>684120969
Trying to
What is there to like about gabapentin? Curious because I just got a prescription.
Just go to a doctor, say you have been prescribed it for nerve pain where you broke something. It's not some big drug. It's not at all hard to get.
FB Fap Thread
>>684121791
Very fappable body and face, OP. More?
Rate my class and guess which one I am.
>>684120594
>pic related
...but from left to right, you got some hotties. Number 4,5 and the Blue Haired one. While the male representatives are, well I would turn lesbian...
Circle the things that dont belong
>>684120594
If I were in that class, I would spend years obsessing over and probably being friendzoned by this girl.
Evens smoke
Odds don't
Fuck it I'll roll but don't expect me to not get high if it's an odd
>>684118783
Yea fuck that shit. I'm gonna smoke even more just because I'm pissed about getting an odd
Roll. I'm gonna smoke either way though.
Rollin, already was was packing a bowl in my dorm room
