Giant fucking eyebrows
>>708254181
OP's a faggot
El. Oh. El.
Was once male.
>>708254181
Tiny. Purple. Buttplug.
ITT adult advice
Spread some solid advice for surviving in the cruel world out there.
Also I want to warn you that if you've ever heard
>"how to get revenge on someone - if you slash all four tires on their car, that's covered by insurance, but if you slash only 3, then they have to pay out of pocket"
,that is pure fucking bullshit.
>>708263757
Respect money. Those who don't understand interest pay it and those who do collect it. Always have a budget and never spend what you make.
Learn to say no to people
>>708263757
>be me
>speak to hottie last night, 10pmish
>tell her im going to bed
>"okay goodnight buddy"
>"goodnight buddy"
>buddy
Am I buddyzoned
>>708263757
Take the time to learn how to fix stuff.
Learn how to make healthy food from scratch, it's better than living on junk food.
Never expect the world to hand you things, you get what you work for.
Make a budget so you know what you can afford to do.
Luxury items are nice, but if the choice is between them and getting food or paying bills, live without them.
FILE -- Thursday, Oct. 13, 2016: First lady Michelle Obama speaks during a campaign rally. Michelle Obama’s emotional speech denouncing Donald Trump for alleged sexual misconduct last week got rave reviews from the left. She called Trump’s 35 year old words and reported actions “shocking” and “demeaning,” and below “basic standards of human decency.”
Well said, and she gave a moving performance — but it would have been more powerful if the first lady had dared to say the same things about the proven sexual misconduct of fellow Democrats Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby or the late Ted Kennedy.
But she didn’t, which spotlights the Achilles’ heel of her argument.
This selective outrage in the service of partisan politics is neither moral nor persuasive.
This is where I am the Democrats part company.
I like truth in my life.
Truth?
Just vote like you are told.
This is literally your next president, how does that make you feel? Let's welcome our new president with open arms
>>708262648
All lies, when all of us come out to vote when many of them stay home everyone will be surprised at Trumps victory.
Gf tits rate!
Pic related
Should of told her to put ice on her nipples
>>708265151
Nice set.
>>708265151
more
>>708266549
People need to contribute
Roll singles or you will die tomorrow
Dubs, please
>>708264432
PLEASE
>>708264466
Winrar xd
>>708264373
ok :)
new thread for you guys
Bump
Thanks op I was sad to see thread 2 gone when I returned
cool
>>708271225
Obligatory butt post #1
Hey, Guys. ¿What do u think about this man, Master or shithead?
>>708261712
trump is about like your average trolling asswipe here on /b/
>>708261712
neither. Con man and fraudster, but pretty smart with it.
however...
Almost all the political threads (and posters in them) seem to assume that Clinton is stupid. A person who has held numerous really tough jobs – as well as a law degree and written books and all that stuff. Why do they assume this?
They all assume that she was too stupid to realise that the number of email servers she used, or the number of devices she used to access email would be easily discovered. So they claim that when she said “one” she was lying, a simple easy to uncover lie. That she was intentionally trying to deceive Congress and the American people when she gave that answer. Similarly when she said there was no classified material in her emails- she knew that it would be examined, and investigated and that if there was classified material it would be uncovered. That if she was lying it would be easily shown, that if she was trying to deceive it would be quickly revealed.
How stupid would she have to be to have lied about this? Really stupid. Really, really stupid. Naive. Idiot level stupid.
But Hillary has been investigated and scrutinised all her life. Her entire life has been on camera or tape. She knows what an investigation does. She knows that those easily falsified statements were easily shown to be false. Why would she make them? Why would she lie?
Answer. She wouldn’t. So she didn’t lie.
She made Mistakes, or honest but factually incorrect answers. A few of them – not hundreds, not daily, not all the time – a few mistakes or wrong answers in eleven hours of questions.
So can we all stop getting worked up about her lying now? It is a lie that she lies all the time. It is a lie to say she lied to congress. It is a lie to say she is untrustworthy. The ‘liar’ meme has outgrown its usefulness. It is just stupid, and easily detected lie. We are smarter than that. As she is.
>>708261712
master shithead
>>708262331
He's the master shithead
female legs thread
>bonus for wearing heels or boots
Bump
3/?
Let's have a new YLYL thread as the last one 404'd
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9A4_RGVr_Q
Women built for fucking part 2
Technically, all human beings are built for fucking.
Coccccckk Tributeeeeee XIII
My girlfriend
Pleeeease do her
2 scorps vs El Rato
GET IN
http://www.panda.tv/440526
>>708258696
remember to check this thing right here
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should present a formidable opponent for the lobsters
time for replays
kkkrat!
>>708268029
Post yours...
>>708268294
Get her nude
>>708268322
You wait here, kid.
Loli Marathon #227
Previous thread:
>>708246096
>Image archives:
https://lolimarathon.cf
>cake.zip:
mega.nz/#!lZwCUACQ!GdMFGLj51o3X0YEv8HldOJ5msLa2K7FY4oqfV5UW9ck
s/fur
ugh
I don't want to be awake right now
>>708264298
Mornin', Sunshine.
Hooker experiences thread.
Most of the time it is meaningless sex.
There is the occasional worker who enjoys the job.
>>708259600
>me and my homies fucking around in downtown Copenhagen and run into some hookers (of course nigga'hookers). Since we are on molly we liked to troll them.
>so i say to the hooker'crew, "1 girl, 4 guys" and all the ho's are like "hell naah", but then the oldest and ugliest hooker came over and said "i'll do it
Posted an ad in casual encounters on CL, asking for a secretary for the day.
Girl emails back and then we text. Goes well & she came to my shop the next day to "work". Started getting into details and she was so fucking dumb that she thought it was a legit job, but I couldn't let that get in the way. I was shocked how attractive she was. I was diamonds just looking at her in her supposed professional attire.
She was super submissive though and was DTF. Ended up fucking her and busted in her mouth.
I kind of felt bad. Gave her $100.
Not really so much a hooker story, but it is possible that she played dumb.
>>708259600
>implying i ever had sex
Lets Roll!
ITT post pictures of girls you know and say how you would degrade/fuck/rape other anons girls.
Replies get replies
Start off with WYWD to these two sisters Paula and Katie
>>708256453
Left eats right out while right sucks my dick, cum on right's face and left licks it up, then they share a long cum sharing kiss while I snap it to their friends and family
These sisters?
Anyone of you guys want me to send pictures of my 8" cock to your wife, gf, someone you know or maybe even sister/mother? Post their kik name here or send it to my kik to avoid whiteknights and them getting spammed. my kik is justoneguy511
>>708256746
Come on you can be rougher on them
for these two,I would invite 5 guys over to help me fill all of there holes 3 guys per girl at all times I would make sure they would be getting the fuck of there lives we would continue to fuck their pussy ass and mouth switching off when we felt like it and continuing to blow our loads in there ass holes and making them hold them in the best they could after all of us blew our load there ass until it wouldn't hold no more I would make you walker and suck every last drop of our warm cum out of each of there blown out assholes while we continued to take turns throat fucking them until they passed out
>>708256956
I would tie her arms to the bedposts. Blindfold and gag her.
Then i would put earplugs in her. Then i would tie her ankles to her thighs and then use a silk rope to tie her legs open by looping it under the bed so she is helpless and easily fucked and cant fight back or close her legs all she can do is lay there and feel herself getting fucked.
After that i would take a picture of her and put an ad up on craigslist advertising the full address and free fucks open to anyone who wants it for the next 24 hours. Before anyone gets there i will quickly throat fuck her until she passes out and i cum deep in her throat, putting the gag back on.
I would then leave the front door open and unlocked put a video camera to record the whole thing.
When she wakes up she will wake up helpless and getting fucked. Over and over again as more and more guys dump their cum in her pussy.
I would advertise her on basically every casual encounter page on craigslist. With an endless stream of men coming and tearing and filling her holes
And after the 24 hours the last guy that shows up i will close and lock the door when he is done i will let him out. then i will fuck her again. I throat her again until she passes out, for a long time after the continual stimulation and the immense pain from her stretched and torn up ass hole. During that time i will bathe her change the bedsheets untie her and everything. Then put her back in the bed for her to wake us sore and with no memory of what happened.
WWYD to the girl on the right??
