/b/ros
Am I fucked up?
Im always like this with girls. I always turn them away because I know that there are way better alpha males out there.
I dont think I deserve a relationship in general.
>Also General Feels Thread
>>674556203
she sexy? what do you rate her..?
>>674556395
A decent 7.5 asian
>>674556203
Post feet
fuck judy the rabbit
Boxxy forever queen of /b/
HAIL THE ONE TRUE QUEEN OF /b/!
Rate my gf, /b/.
11/10
gorgeous and bonus points for not being able to get away.
wtf is wrong with the ape
>>674555299
/Thread
>>674555236
ok good shes a cripple
Roll.
>>674556477
Deepo
Keepo
Sleepo
Rollelele
Sexy Sisters Thread. Post your sibling you wanna fuck.
>>674555692
>>674555911
>>674556185
>>674555692
>>674555911
>>674556185
>>674556552
Give it up man, your sister is a lesbian...
Discuss
>>674555151
But why. /b/ loves Trump. Does this mean anonymous aren't /b/ros anymore?
Watch out Trump, anaymouse is about to order pizzas to your house.
>>674555151
Couldn't happen to bigger douche.
>>674555241
i have only been here for 2 weeks: the post
Im a sad midleaged man who recently devorsed my wife after she found me in bed with another man. I really regret that.
Am i fag?
Any ideas on how to get her back?
>>674555288
SÅSSEJÄVEL
>>674555288
Did u give or take when she found u?
>>674555288
>>674555288
Tell her that it was just an experiment.
A scientific experiment.
As a suicidally depressed anon anything.
As well, if you are depressed or suicidal, seek medical attention.
bumpu
What a boring morning.
I've thought about getting help but I end up doing nothing and just sit in my room wasting away
why not smile, step up and become the person you wish you were?
Insect thread green text or pics
Ill start
> be me 14 sister is 16
> Im sexually curious, shes the school slut
> Go into her room to tell her to come for dinner
> Shes getting pounded by this 6 ft black guy
> He notices me
> Oshit.jpg
> He grabs his shirt puts it over his dick (his dick had to e 9 inches long)
> He jumps out her window and jumps the fence
> I look at her she looks at me I close the door
> go to dinner
> she turns up 5 mins later
> we stare at each other and then i realize I had a boner bulging fro inside my pants when we looked at eachother in her room
>Oshit.gif
> I finish dinner and hurry to my room
> Next day I wake up
> have a shower
> Sister comes into the bathroom and says O and just stands there looking at my cock
> I cover myself
> she comes closer and gives me a handjob
> I last like a minute but o shit was it good
I have 5 other insect stories 1 with lil sis 2 with some cousins and 1 kinda with my mom and 1 with my sister again
>>674555211
>be me
> family reunion
> see girl iv never seen before
> 9/10 ass 5/10 tits 10/10 face kinda looks like girl in pic
> I walk over and ask hay have I seen you before
>"no what part of the family blah blah blah we talked about that sorta shit for about an hour
> She says hay can i show you somthing cool
> sure
> she takes me around the side where no one was
> she turns around grabs me and takes her tits out
> Holyfuck.gif
> theyre gr8 tits
> she gets down on her knees and gives me the best blowjob i have ever had
love fapping to my sis
>>674555692
>>674555692
>>674555692
*Incest*
helo wher is food help helpester food help helpester din´´t pring food help today
harmin lista
how unnfrotunate
>>674555600
foot help hepler help today : macaron box nammmss
my food help helpester helpested me todda
You're a Wizard, Anon!
Roll for your first spell
>>674555447
Roll
ok roll
Roool
Rell
Roll for your Trumpfu (Yoko,get!)
>>674553058
Rolling for 4
rolling?
rollin it also can anybody tell me who is who?
>>674553058
8 or 9
Can /b/ make America great again?
rollin for 97
>>674553180
Headshot
>>674553180
>no niggers pictured
ammo would be better spent elsewhere, but i'll have a little squeeze on the ole trigger OP, why not
how many of you have seriously thought about suicide?
>>674553240
Lately I've been thinking about it quite a bit, due to chronic Lyme disease -- I don't know how much longer I can take this shit
Every damn day
>>674553240
Since I was in the womb
>be me about to be born
>wrap cord around neck so I dangle like a fruit
>mom gets C-section
Life was never the same
what keeps you wanting to keep living then?
After fucking my girlfriend's ass again tonight, It dawned on me how much life must suck as a faggot.
Especially the faggots who never got to experiment with women before deciding they were faggots.
An ass will NEVER compare to a pussy. It's not a matter of preference or what you're attracted to, a pussy feels objectively better on your cock.
The only reason an ass feels good is the tight ass hole squeezign your dick. Once you pass the asshole though the rest of the ass is just vacant space. I have a girthy dick too, the head of your cock feels pretty much nothing after you pass the hole compared to what you feel deep inside a pussy.
How the fuck do faggots resist suicide when they can't even have real sex? There's nothing better than a warm, wet pussy.
Bumping with some faggot sex that probably doesn't feel that good.
Forgot to mention the only reason I even fuck my girlfriends ass is because she asks for it. I bet it feels decent to get fucked in the ass. But fucking ass? zZzZz lame
I had a similar thought
I'm betting the bjs are amazing though
Okay.
I also hate when my gay friend talks about how he lost his virginity at age 12. LOL
Dumb ass faggot has no idea what real sex feels like and doesn't realize he's still a virgin. Fucking an ass isn't even as good as masturbating. At least with lube and the use of your whole hand you can rub multiple spots of your cock at once. When you fuck an ass its just what ever part of your dick is passing the tight ass hole ring is the only part getting stimulated at one time.
>playing some call of dooties tree
>my belly starts to rumble
>"Mommy I need some Tendieeeeeessss."
>"Anon, for the last time, you're on a diet and can't have fried food!"
>"But momeeeeeee! I have enough GBPeeeee!!"
>no response
>wait a few minutes
>Hear the "bump bump" of mommy walking down the stairs
>a tray slides through my flap-flap on my basement door
>mommy had it installed because "she couldn't bear seeing me"
>remove the neck of my poop jug from my anus
>been sitting on my poop jug as a chair all day
>it makes my peepee feel tingly
>wobble over my bedroom door
>look at the tray
>so taken aback by the horror on my tray that I fall over
>THE BITCH MADE ME GRILLED TENDERS
>grab my hulk fists and start yelling "IM.... ANGRY"
>"ANON SMASH!"
>just like my hero, saitama, knock the basement door off of it's hinges in one punch
>start hobbling up the stairs
>have to stop on the 5th step because exhausted
>take a nap on the stairs for about 30 minutes
>continue making my journey up the last 3 steps
>get to the top, reminds me of rocky
>roll up to mommy, poopy butt leaving trails on the carpet
>"hello anon how were your tend-"
>roll straight into her legs, knocking her to the ground
>"MOMMY FAILED TO COMPLY, NOW SHE ten-DIES"
>Start rolling on her like a steamroller
>hear her bones cracking from my beautiful curves
>"ANON NO PLEASE STOP!"
>activate "Muddy Lemonade" protocol
>start pissing and shitting as i roll over her
>"ANON ILL MAKE YOU TENDIES JUST PLEASE STOP!"
>I halt
>she crawls to the kitchen her broken legs dragging behind her
>see her put some tic-tacs out of an orange bottle into the milk for the breading
>I hate mint flavor
>slither up behind her like a snake that has just eaten a elephant whole
>"PUT MINTS IN MY TENDIES, YOUR SPINE GOES BENDY"
>get mommy's head and bend it backwards so the back touches her butt
>she's limp
>have peepee fun friction time with her mouth
>roll back to basement and start playing CSGO
>>674550532
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
This meme has to die.
>>674550532
>>"MOMMY FAILED TO COMPLY, NOW SHE ten-DIES"
Fuckinng kek
>>674550532
Um... so now how you supposed to get tendies?
She's posted here all the time but some anon was requesting more. Shall I continue?
>>674554619
are you the anon from the other thread?
Just an anon passing through
>Fat VS Skinny Lexi
Discuss.
>>674553169
Where's the comparison vid?
>>674553169
I think she is hotter now.
>>674553169
She's hotter, can't stand super skinny chicks
>>674553169
goddammit female genetics, why cant you just maintain at least until 30
Roll Dubs get nude. 1 per dubs.
bump
No one wants these tits?
>>674553594
Wow. That slick jumpsuit and the horns make her look 75 lbs lighter.
>>674554215
Kek. Rolling anyways
A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a cereal (I'm a girl!). My friends say it's because of my freckle but I like my freckle. What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
Fire or knife, Either will produce results
That's awful! You do not look like cereal!
You look like trail mix.
>>674554705
You do look like you faceplanted a bowl of coco pops
>>674554705
Stick your tits into a door and slam it shut on them
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