Roll for your Trumpfu (Yoko,get!)
>>674553058
Rolling for 4
rolling?
rollin it also can anybody tell me who is who?
>>674553058
8 or 9
Can /b/ make America great again?
rollin for 97
>>674553180
Headshot
>>674553180
>no niggers pictured
ammo would be better spent elsewhere, but i'll have a little squeeze on the ole trigger OP, why not
how many of you have seriously thought about suicide?
>>674553240
Lately I've been thinking about it quite a bit, due to chronic Lyme disease -- I don't know how much longer I can take this shit
Every damn day
>>674553240
Since I was in the womb
>be me about to be born
>wrap cord around neck so I dangle like a fruit
>mom gets C-section
Life was never the same
what keeps you wanting to keep living then?
After fucking my girlfriend's ass again tonight, It dawned on me how much life must suck as a faggot.
Especially the faggots who never got to experiment with women before deciding they were faggots.
An ass will NEVER compare to a pussy. It's not a matter of preference or what you're attracted to, a pussy feels objectively better on your cock.
The only reason an ass feels good is the tight ass hole squeezign your dick. Once you pass the asshole though the rest of the ass is just vacant space. I have a girthy dick too, the head of your cock feels pretty much nothing after you pass the hole compared to what you feel deep inside a pussy.
How the fuck do faggots resist suicide when they can't even have real sex? There's nothing better than a warm, wet pussy.
Bumping with some faggot sex that probably doesn't feel that good.
Forgot to mention the only reason I even fuck my girlfriends ass is because she asks for it. I bet it feels decent to get fucked in the ass. But fucking ass? zZzZz lame
I had a similar thought
I'm betting the bjs are amazing though
Okay.
I also hate when my gay friend talks about how he lost his virginity at age 12. LOL
Dumb ass faggot has no idea what real sex feels like and doesn't realize he's still a virgin. Fucking an ass isn't even as good as masturbating. At least with lube and the use of your whole hand you can rub multiple spots of your cock at once. When you fuck an ass its just what ever part of your dick is passing the tight ass hole ring is the only part getting stimulated at one time.
>playing some call of dooties tree
>my belly starts to rumble
>"Mommy I need some Tendieeeeeessss."
>"Anon, for the last time, you're on a diet and can't have fried food!"
>"But momeeeeeee! I have enough GBPeeeee!!"
>no response
>wait a few minutes
>Hear the "bump bump" of mommy walking down the stairs
>a tray slides through my flap-flap on my basement door
>mommy had it installed because "she couldn't bear seeing me"
>remove the neck of my poop jug from my anus
>been sitting on my poop jug as a chair all day
>it makes my peepee feel tingly
>wobble over my bedroom door
>look at the tray
>so taken aback by the horror on my tray that I fall over
>THE BITCH MADE ME GRILLED TENDERS
>grab my hulk fists and start yelling "IM.... ANGRY"
>"ANON SMASH!"
>just like my hero, saitama, knock the basement door off of it's hinges in one punch
>start hobbling up the stairs
>have to stop on the 5th step because exhausted
>take a nap on the stairs for about 30 minutes
>continue making my journey up the last 3 steps
>get to the top, reminds me of rocky
>roll up to mommy, poopy butt leaving trails on the carpet
>"hello anon how were your tend-"
>roll straight into her legs, knocking her to the ground
>"MOMMY FAILED TO COMPLY, NOW SHE ten-DIES"
>Start rolling on her like a steamroller
>hear her bones cracking from my beautiful curves
>"ANON NO PLEASE STOP!"
>activate "Muddy Lemonade" protocol
>start pissing and shitting as i roll over her
>"ANON ILL MAKE YOU TENDIES JUST PLEASE STOP!"
>I halt
>she crawls to the kitchen her broken legs dragging behind her
>see her put some tic-tacs out of an orange bottle into the milk for the breading
>I hate mint flavor
>slither up behind her like a snake that has just eaten a elephant whole
>"PUT MINTS IN MY TENDIES, YOUR SPINE GOES BENDY"
>get mommy's head and bend it backwards so the back touches her butt
>she's limp
>have peepee fun friction time with her mouth
>roll back to basement and start playing CSGO
>>674550532
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
This meme has to die.
>>674550532
>>"MOMMY FAILED TO COMPLY, NOW SHE ten-DIES"
Fuckinng kek
>>674550532
Um... so now how you supposed to get tendies?
She's posted here all the time but some anon was requesting more. Shall I continue?
>>674554619
are you the anon from the other thread?
Just an anon passing through
>Fat VS Skinny Lexi
Discuss.
>>674553169
Where's the comparison vid?
>>674553169
I think she is hotter now.
>>674553169
She's hotter, can't stand super skinny chicks
>>674553169
goddammit female genetics, why cant you just maintain at least until 30
Roll Dubs get nude. 1 per dubs.
bump
No one wants these tits?
>>674553594
Wow. That slick jumpsuit and the horns make her look 75 lbs lighter.
>>674554215
Kek. Rolling anyways
A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a cereal (I'm a girl!). My friends say it's because of my freckle but I like my freckle. What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
Fire or knife, Either will produce results
That's awful! You do not look like cereal!
You look like trail mix.
>>674554705
You do look like you faceplanted a bowl of coco pops
>>674554705
Stick your tits into a door and slam it shut on them
PERFECTION
PERFECTION
PERFECTION
PERFECTION
PERFECTION
A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a boy (I'm a girl!). My friends say it's because of my hair but I like my hair short. What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
just be yourself
the teasing will stop
this won't end well
you have nice hair
Find a flaw in her
>Protip: you cant
>>674553940
her face
She can't see properly.
>>674553940
she's has a very average face
she obviously don´t swallow
Itt: Images you want printed on a shirt
Pic related
This 14yo /10 ?
>>674553029
>>674553073
>>674553029
wait what? there's no way this grill is 14, if that's the case then i'm definitely 14
>>674553216
I know her. She is.
Dubs choose which game I stream:
Cod4
GTA V (modded)
Bioshock
Blacklight Retribution
Brutal Legend
CS:GO
Darksiders
Dirt Rally
Hitman:Absolution
Tomb Raider
Zeno Clash
The Crew
Test Drive Unlimited 2
GAME OF THE YEAR 420BLAZEIT
I have some more, but you'll have to wait for me to dl/install, which shouldn't take a lot
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Sophos7
>>674553522
Nobody cares faggot
>>674553522
gtfo /b/
>>674553601
>>674553660
So edgy... Some people actually might be interessted
>>674553762 No, nobody fuckin cares what OP plays just fuck off and kill urself in the live stream fag OP
>be 19
>invite 19 yo bitch from tinder over to my apartment at 23pm
>damn shes nice 10/10 would fuck in the ass
>watch movies, talking, eating crackers with cheese
>made eye contact several times, even when not talking
>movie is done keep talking till 6 in the morning
>more sexy eye contact, foot flirting, laughing
>"jesus I wanna cuddle this bitch do death"
>moment of silence breaks out
>"could you drive me home again anon?"
>"what, ...yeah.. s-sure.. :(
>drives her home
>"thanks for the ride, nice meeting yu anan"
>cry in the car back home
>mfw I didnt ask her to sleep over
>mfw I didnt take her hints
>mfw I could have fucked her but wasnt alpha enough
/b/, what should I have done to got her into bed? It felt so weird just leaning over to kiss her so that was not a option
>>674553555
should have said to stay when she asked you to drive her home
>>674553555
FRIENDZONED
When all fails...
RAPE
>>674553684
yeah but she was all like "I've got work later so have to get some sleep"
should probably have asked her way earlier
You get into a fight with me, how fucked are you?
I can dealift 700lbs and squat 650.
My bench is roughly the weight Of you're mom, 500 fuckin lbs.
BLACK BELT IN TAEKWONDO, KUNGFU, JUDO, KRABMAGA, CHAZOKI, MUAYTHAI, AND KARATE
>>674553928
So what you gonna do ? lift me up?
depends on how fast you are
>>674554059
Lift up=goin down=broken =loose fight.
>>674553928
>krab maga
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FkUJmC6sNc
This one goes to all the lost souls out there
Japanese girls.
Post cock tributes you saved or have done before. I'll maybe do some.
Pic related, did this one yesterday.
