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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You get into a fight with me, how fucked are you?
I can dealift 700lbs and squat 650.
My bench is roughly the weight Of you're mom, 500 fuckin lbs.
BLACK BELT IN TAEKWONDO, KUNGFU, JUDO, KRABMAGA, CHAZOKI, MUAYTHAI, AND KARATE
>>674553928
So what you gonna do ? lift me up?
depends on how fast you are
>>674554059
Lift up=goin down=broken =loose fight.
>>674553928
>krab maga
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FkUJmC6sNc
>>674553928
With a gun?
This one goes to all the lost souls out there
Japanese girls.
Post cock tributes you saved or have done before. I'll maybe do some.
Pic related, did this one yesterday.
>>674553795
mom is anti-weed but stupid as fuck
I had my bong on my desk right next to me during a 5 min convo with her and she didn't notice
Trips decide where I put my bong to see if she see's it
in her pussy when shes been drinkin and fell asleep
>>674551216
roll
Op will delivar
Kitchen table. Have a flower sticking out of the downstem.
Best caption wins 1 Internet.
nigga paternity test
>>674553386
Sounds like it's time to go
>>674553508
Getting there. Needs a little more zing.
>>674553386
>That mixtape was horrible.
>trail of ashy skin left behind.
When yo bitch eat the watermelon whole but can't deep throat your huge cock
ask a tranny doing dilation anything
>>674553587
why are you so hairy?
>>674553587
what's dilation??
>>674553587
oh god, pls explain
>>674553670
You're in for a real treat.
>>674553587
What is going on?
I put this up yesterday but then the power went out before I could reply to much. Does anyone else come hands free and then come hands on like I just did? It was the fist time I'd ever managed to do hands free so I don't know if this is what usually happens.
Pic related
No one?
how the fuck. Do both feel like full on orgasms?
>>674550898
How the fuck do you do this?
Any tips?
>>674550898
Will post pics/vids if you teach me to do it
>>674551648
The first one felt good, but different. Completely different really, more like a pulsing. The second was like a usual one only more intense.
>>674551815
I had a nexus revo 2 in my ass
The best girl of my life. <3
I'll bite. What are your intentions
>>674550562
Only good things for this sweety.
>>674550710
If you aren't posting nudes, I'm out.
>>674550317
>>674550317
sup chad, you gonna make this thread every day?
>>674550317
wow you're so luck to be dating miranda cosgrove
Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
A train explosion you say?
That sucks man.
that blows
this is stale pasta, try harder faggot.
s/fur cont.
inb4
>kill yourselfs
>furfags
Naked girls shaving
uh okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KodGJS6L1Ls
>>674547848
Wot? I learned how to shave the old fashioned way
>>674547848
woa nudity allowed on youtube now?
>>674547848
>>674550149
if its "educational", yes
>Dank memes
dear wee/b/s,
can anyone tell me what this kanji means?
Nah
it means big and if you didnt know that you are stupid and should die
could it be 大 for "grand" or is there no way it's ever written like in the picture, with the right "leg" not touching the main body?
>>674551606
cuz it's chinese for big
>>674551606
its called handwriting you absolute stupid shit
Hey bbys
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And on kik lunar_star777
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Gtfo paywhore
Tits or gtfo dumb bitch
>Haven't had sex in 12 years
>married women wants to fuck me on monday
What do?
>>674552591
*woman
Post her pics so we can decide what do.
>>674552591
What do?
Fuck her right in the Pussy.
Congratulations, now just relax and stay cool and everything will be alright.
>>674552645
After 12 years
Phone wallpaper thread continued
>>674551027
part of me got all warm and fuzzy when i saw my screenshot as the threads OP
i have quite a few (anime) wallpapers if anyone wants something in particular, seeing as theres no real point in me posting my screen again
>>674551577
I liked yours the most anon <3
>>674551724
<3
are you a 40k fan?
i have a few here and there
Does this look like 3.5g weed and 500mg DMT?
JUST RECEIVED.
>>674551829
Looks like something a degenerate would waste their money on.
>>674551829
Meant to be 3.5 sour diesel.
Is DMT.white? Thought it was crystals
idk
>>674551829
yes weed only if pressed
>>674551829
That sure as shit doesn't look like any weed I've ever seen.
At least not in plastic wrap.
Enjoy...
moarrrrr niggerrrrr
Moarrrr
>>674551861
So is there a problem faggot?
>>674551861
>>674551941
Where is the rest?
Just got accepted in the army, I feel bitter sweet.
Use this opportunity well. Get out while you're still young and once you've learnt all you can.
End of day you have a chance to become a better person out of it, or a piece of shit.
>>674550872
What'd you get on the ASVAB?
A sapper
>>674550975
Prob turn into some a-hole
>>674550989
caf
