Waifu Thread
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Rules:
>Try to have fun!
What if I don't want to have fun?
>>750727355
>>750727408
Homu here.
Today I have learned that this board has some.... strong feelings about azusa from K-on!
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
>Tootsie visits the dentist
Movie 1
>A caring father forms a troubled but rewarding mentoring relationship with his young son's friend
>A woman shares some ice cream with her doorman
>A best selling novelist receives phone calls from a dedicated fan
>"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you!"
>"But I'm not laughing."
Additional hints
>Russian taxi driver seduces sister who wasn't laughing
>Doctor says lay off the salt. Last thing we see is man salting food heavily
Movie 2
>A man walks into town with his cock in his hand
>What he does with it is illegal in 49 states
Hints: I've never actually seen this movie, so I can't tell you anything about it. Kek! I just know that the production company came up with that as a tagline, then decided not to use it for obvious reasons.
Movie 3
>Be me, depressed Japanese man
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Move to Thailand; Meet qt 3.14 thai girl
>Wash her dishes
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Start to enjoy life in Thailand
>The lizard is lonely when he realizes he's alone
>Ambiguous ending
>Also, Yakuza
>>750733001
>ayy lmao
>common cold
>movie ends
>it's terrible
Celeb Thread - /Useless eater/ edition.
>>750732417
ryry
>>750732462
Dovey.
fb/ig thread
kik thedeal186 for more
time to rall
Roll.
roll
roll.
roll
Post one exquisite picture. No dumping galleries of your shitty amateurs. Photos with great quality or aesthetic. E.g., if you like a suicide girl. Post the best pic you have them move on to another girl. Let's make /b/ classy for just a few moments today.
Doesn't have to be a nude.
Loli thread MMMMMM
bump
Bump
>>750718609
I gotchu
S/fur
>>750724819
>make a good sona
>ruin it by giving it wings
every time.
Roll for your SUPERPOWER!
Also a reminder that if you're not reading Worm, you should be: https://parahumans.wordpress.com/
>>750722719
roll
Roll
rolll
Role
Godlike metal albums
>>750725876
the jester race was fucking seminal anon
please tell me you've listened to this?
C'mon /b/ros keep rolling
>>750732010
.
>>750732010
Bananas are fucking gay
>>750732010
Rollin
Drawthread
Pet the pupper edition
Requesting samus dressed as a hooker with her sagging breasts popping out of her shirt, a cigarette in her mouth and cum stains on her clothes. Her nipples should be pierced and her pussy hairy. She should stand by a lamp post and count the cash she earned. (bonus points for her saying: " It's not enough for a fuck, but I am horny. Guess it's your lucky day."
>>750716593
What if I don't want to pet the pupper
PLEASE LEYLA, I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY DICK.
>>750716800
welcome back leyla!
FB/IG Fap thread
Ayyyy
Picture below yours is your new profile picture for 1 week.
rorr
FB/IG fap thread 3.0
Ayyy LMAO
>>750727203
CUTE! More
Trap thread
get cancer faggot, i hope you die
Hi b/
>>750721506
Hey, great butt!
slutty traps pls give Kik!
Pictures you want tributed
>>750723294
>wanting to see another mans pecker
Someone pls
Her pls
>>750723294
Why make these threads every minute? Why push a cuckold narrative? Why traps are gay? Why my father leave my mom for a black man?
You're the same people that make "girlfriend/wife/ex" threads with fake girlfriends, as well as the cock tribute threads and "pics you're not supposed to share" threads "Rate my Gf" "He is not my president" and "Why waldo was a faggot" Also, people say you're a team of people in a discord youtube channel.
What's the dumbest shit you did while horny, /b/?
>>750713564
MODS MODS MODS
>>750713564
I raped my couch
Fucked a chick 20 yrs older than me
>>750713564
I have panties of literally all of my friends. I consider that dumb because i was almost caught several times. One of them caught me tho
>>750722974
those're nice. face?
>>750722744
OP, do you know this girl?
