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Please rate my gfs body. What's positive and what's negative about it? Would you fuck her?
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>>674375854
If that's really your girlfriend, she should leave you.
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Nice ass, enjoy it while it lasts anon.
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Very nice - well done

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I just got fired from my first job, I need to relieve some stress.
Post anything you like, lewdness/erp welcome
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>>674374946
Lia is all I have saved, but anything is welcome. Gay or straight
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What did you do faggot?
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>>674375071
No idea, I'd only been there two weeks
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>>674375203

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How does one get a girlfriend /b/?
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By talking to girls. As though they're like human beings or something like that.
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>>674375186
A rag, chloroform, zip ties, and chains in the basement.
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>>674375313
/thread
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>>674375377
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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My roommate is hot. Here's what I've got. No, I don't have nudes.
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>here's what I got
>doesn't have nudes

Get out newfag
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Drop what you got
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>>674373704
this.getCustomerAge() <= 17 && this.isStudent() == false
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al i have is the bass

-drops the bass-
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>>674373867
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>>674373867
MODS underage posting

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Greentext collab faggots. Every post contributes one line to the story. I'll start:

>Be 14yo me
>About to ask out crush
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>my hot dog sweats boiled juices
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>As I'm about to head out to school I realized I forgot my phone
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>back at home I remember that I left my phone in my mother's asshole
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>niggers can't stump the Trump

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All the nigger hate today makes me want a niggers getting rekt thread. So niggers getting rekt thread
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>>674373240
details of why this occured?
was this a white man doing this?
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>>674374362
not op but,
The guy filming is a security guard. The niggress was going bananas inside a mall and he kicked her out. I don't have the link to his videos, but he bodycams all of his encounters and they are pretty awesome.
I think they are titled, most brutal security guard or some shit.
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>>674374362
Nope, its a video on youtube, black security guard

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write a story you fucking niggers
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Once
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niggers
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Poop job
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died

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Do you think 4chan should have a separate board for trans,trannies and fags, /b/ ?
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>>674375775
yes
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why?
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>>674375775
Oh is that not what /b/ is?
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Yes, it should be called the 'disgusting faggot' board.

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So who here would kiss a chick after she sucked your dick? What about after you came in her mouth?

I say never
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>>674375576
carol no, i can't believe you've done this
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my dick is clean
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>>674375576
i would kiss a chicks asshole after she shit
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>>674375576
>So who here would kiss a chick after she sucked your dick?
No problem.
>What about after you came in her mouth?
Nope. That's where I draw the line.

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Get rolling you filthy peasants
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>>674375527
Nigga you is peasent!!!
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All hail Baron Autism!
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Faggots, bow down to your duke
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Mayor of Shitsville.

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Jealous?
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>>674374388
No
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Of ur dubs? Yup
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>>674374388
Nope
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>>674374388
Who wouldn't be. That office job looks awesome to work at. It looks as if you have your own cubicle.

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I'm fucking done with this world.

How the fuck are we going to get rid of all the autism? It seems all that lives is retarded, filled with feminism, racism against whites, veganism, and all sorts of stuff.

It's time we took matters into our own hands. Get fucking guns, ammo, whatever weapon you can find. We are going to carry out Operation: Bloodstorm. Kill every single shithead you know, whether their liberal, republican, vegan, black, feminist, or female. We are going to wipe out all the stupid fuckers and take control to make sure people don't get this fucking stupid again. I have my shotgun ready, what about you?
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simple, kill yourself
or live as a recluse idk
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Omg 3edgy5me.

Op is a faggot.
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Can this bait get any harder?
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>>674374618
FUCK OFF /POL/!

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Bored. Insomnia.

Who are you voting for? Are you even voting? Are you even old enough to vote? You even American?
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>>674375613
Not American but I'd vote for Bernie if I were, obviously
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25 and I don't vote. It's a waste of time.
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Fuck you all.
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>>674375665
Cuck spotted

Anyone got the goods?
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>>674373983
is this that macaroni slut?
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Jyes
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Bump
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Bumpity

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Ask an actual fat guy who gets laid anything
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>>674374989
how
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how is it peeing on your nutsack every morning?
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>>674374989
Do you have to go for fat bitches or do you get skinny sluts too?
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>>674375069
Ask your mamma

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Hey guys i am 25 years old and yesterday my father told me that he have a Bad cancer. I am very sad and dont know what to do...
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Kill yourself before he dies. It's the only way.
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>>674370402
what is his favorite meal?

make him a good meal, with his favorite beer, put on his favorite movie, and suck his dick.
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You will be free! There is no need to be sad.
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talk to him as much as u can and ask him anything u can while hes still here

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Women shouldn't be allowed to wear bigger panties than this. /b/ agree?
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>>674374825
Women should have sex with anyone who asks. /b/ agree?
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disagree
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>>674374917
Come for a beer where I live. Most of them do.
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>>674374939
>>674374825
Ok then, if under130 pounds....... better?

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What's his real name again?
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benjamin cumberbatch

use google idiot
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>>674373302
Bendmydick cuminhersnatch
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>>674373302
Strongbow Cobblestone
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Benedubs checkumbitch

Post something you've never seen done on the internet until today
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ur mums pussy lol
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Well, I'll be.
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>>>/pol/67741962

>yfw

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