First gay experience thread:
>be me 16
>no interest in girls, just play vidya mostly
>friend invites me over for the night
>his parents aren't home, it's their anniversary weekend
>it's cold af, dead of winter
>sits me down on the couch
>puts on the fireplace and looks for a movie from his dvd shelf
>he puts it on and walks over to the kitchen
>starts to pour his parents vodka in two glasses
>start to tell him I've never drank and can't drink vodka
>he says it's okay and cuts it with orange juice
>hands me my drink, I sip it and it tastes a little funny but not that bad
>finish it all and he laughs and asks if I want another
>nod yes
>chugs his and goes to refill the glasses
>he puts a blanket on me and sits down
>pulls it over himself too
>I sip my drink and can tell it's stronger this time
>start to feel a little woozy
>I see his hand move slowly
under the blanket
>pretend not to notice
>he feels my dick through my pants
>hard in 0.00006 seconds
>reaches in my pants and pulls it out
>"your hand is a little cold"
>"sorry"
>he goes under the blanket
>I feel his lips touch my penis
>his tongue on my head
>he puts it in his mouth
>my body is starts to feel warm
>his other hand is cold on my balls but I don't say anything
>he starts to suck a little too hard and I try to pull away
>he notices and eases up
>just moving his mouth up and down my shaft while I sit there in bliss digging my toes into the carpet
>"Anon, I think I'm goin-"
>he lifts his head up and the blanket comes with him
>he wipes the spit off his lip
>I look down to see my dick wet and shiny
>he finishes his drink and outs mine to my mouth
>holds it up so I finish it all
>feeling a little dizzy and my eyelids droop
>he unbuttons his pants and straddles me
>I feel his dick against mine
>starts to kiss me
>rubs his crotch against mine like he was trying to start a fire with two sticks
>end up face down on the floor
>my cheek is pressed into the carpet >my pants pulled down to my ankles
>>711148803
Give a shit about your first gay experience, faggot. Just give me the sauce.
>>711148803
Sauce on gif
>"Anon, I think I'm goin-"
Wait, your friend's name is Anon?
>>711149496
I got confused too. You're supposed to be Anon, not him.
Isn't it worth noting that the areas with the highest concentration of Intellectual / educated people (universities) are Liberal and Democrats?
>>711163638
NARRATE HARDER
You mean the same places where the highest concentration is actually poor people from the inner cities? Generally higher population = higher % of poor people
>>711163638
Yes, what is your point? Are you trying to argue that only a moron would vote Trump? Ironic that the political left, the side of the spectrum that supposedly sticks up for the average Joe/the proletariat, has become the most classist of them all.
If the regions supporting Trump are the ones with the lowest concentration of intellectuals, it shows that Trump is indeed a man of the people. And it shouldn't be surprising that the lowest earners are the most dissatisfied with globalization and mass migration: they're the biggest victims. They see their jobs disappear, they see their wages plummet.
You're effectively using classism to say that the poor shouldn't vote according to their own interests in a very interesting display of hypocrisy.
>>711163638
This elitist attitude is why your cunt lost
UK girls thread Part 2
Huddersfield uni checking in
Anymore of the girl in the blue dress anon?
>>711142384
left = fetal alcohol syndrome and has that overly attached girlfriend mental look in her eyes
middle = fucked up face
right = painted eyebrows, a solid 4/10 when you take her makeup off.
Nottingham
Tell me one good reason why he shouldn't be the president at the moment, meanwhile, r34
>European asking the obvious
>
>will start posting r34 after i'm done eating, 5-10min, meanwhile discuss why did USA lose the debate.
Because after he was cheated out of the nomination, he still supported Hillary
and bump off to eat real quick
H-hey Anonymous, do you n-need any help?
Does l-life have you down, d-do you have anxieties or troubles y-you need to talk about? Are you just n-not feeling like you want to?
I'm h-here for you, so sit and drink s-some tea with me, okay?
>>711167812
Fuck you, there is no tea.
Fine I'll make tea, have your bump.
hey
>>711167873
>>711167873
H-how dare you! There is ALL t-the tea!
No rules. Post anything
>>711164794
>spoopy
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.
FIGURES and REFERENCES:
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http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)
TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend
Previous Thread:
>>711154321
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
alright guys
lets take it easy this thread
>>711165608
Can her and Candy have rough lesbian sex?
>>711165968
lewd squid pin pls
Putin wants to restore full relations with the US
he always did. he just needed us to suck his dick in syria. So we will abandon the rebels there. Russians will bomb the shit out of ISIS, and everyone wins.
>>711159243
>everyone wins
except Syrians, of course
but we clearly don't care that much
Yes he does, and he always has wanted to. It's obummer and his minions that tried to turn the world against Russia all over Crimea and imaginary Russian "aggression"
Trump likes Putin, sanctions will be gone and the Russians will be friends and partners.
>>711159796
exactly. they try to paint the russians as 1337 h4x0rs when in reality it's china and people IN the USA!
Good evening Anonymous! I'm starting early tonight! How's your week going so far?
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>>711157912
Well well well, what the heck do we got here
No, really, what the fuck are you up to?
>>711158455
What are you talking about?
So when exactly is america going to be great again?
I'm waiting....
A start would be these fucks leaving
Pissed off liberal who can't handle the decision.
Wait two months and let him actually get into office.
Give the guy a chance and quit being a little bitch.
Stock market closed at a near record high.
Russia has agreed to talks.
Respect gained from countries around the world.
Cucks crying in defeat.
Less than 24 hours and it's already better.
>>711160643
Next year, he has the house, he has the senate, and he's going to have the supreme court.
America will be great
Pics you shouldnt share or pics you want more of. Pic related.
more of this girl please!
>>711164975
>>711164860
any topless?
Can we start a chubby girl thread??
No, fuck off
sure
Cock tribute thread.
FB fap thread.
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Teach me to star. *
>>711143760
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help
>>711144911
i got dubs
This thread is shit
Hillary is set to win the popular vote despite losing the presidency. How does it feel living in a country where the person who got second become president?
Better than living in a country with someone who has such shitty grammar.
remember Al gore?
>>711157858
Same thing happens in a lot of countries, troll
>>711158070
I remember.
Ask a guy whose parents have been using restraints on him for the last few months anything.
Is your mother hot?
What have your parents been using on you for the past few months?
I wish my parents took No Fap November this serious
Are you a violent tard? Or are your parents super religious and want to keep you from fapping?
Rate me :). I've always hated my body so I wanna know what others think....so tell me.
Thanks <3
>>711160024
Timestamp/10
Fuck, you're hot. Shaved pussy too ;)
Any more pics for more ratings ;)
I'd cum on you
s/fur always knew, most of the time
I GOT HERE SO FAST I'M HAPPY!
>>711158302
Shit, I thought...
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