Can you Guys help me identify this found it at school today under my desk
They look like some kind of pills
Ecstasy maybe?
>>674398331
baby asprin, food for the heart. eat it
it's cancer
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>>674394556
full, post another
>>674394556
Add adriandolska7447
>>674394556
full
>>674394556
Add jn132220 I'll contribute
Dava Foxx thread
Degrade this fat fag pls
pretty decent size cock for a fatty
>>674396328
Thank you sir.
>>674396165
Spread your cheecks boy.
I don't have a date to prom /b/
And I don't see anyway that I'm gonna get one.
Am I gonna miss out of I don't go?
>>674397793
Don't be tethered down
>>674397793
ask your dad to go with you OP
>>674397793
Are you a guy or girl? Are you a junior or senior?
>>674397793
>prom
Only in america does there have to be a special occasion for kids to be sociable
This is gonna be a long one guys, buckle up I need some serious advice. I promise you that this will be the most interesting thing on /b/ at least for today.
Longtime /b/ lurker about 10 years now first post in a longtime
Here's my situation.
Me: 5th year senior in college, 6' 220, no self confidence (anxiety, slight depression, self image issues) Virgin loser with a decent income would rate my looks a 3/10
>rewind 8 years
>be 15
>playing cod online all the time
>doing decent had like a 3.7k/d
>eventually join a clan game battles all the nerdy shit you do when your a lost teen
>get close to my clan we play all the time
>just about every night, didn't go out very much at the time
>clan had about 8 people in it
>one was a foreign girl about my age
>play all the time with them, and eventually start getting friendlier with her (never seen her only spoke)
>like hopping on Xbox just to talk in a party with her and stuff
>eventually get pretty close and begin to know each other very deeply sharing personal things with each other
>at this point it's all been friendly, flirty, but she was fun to talk to honestly
>and not to mention she sounds like she'd be pretty hot with her Dutch accent
>obviously at this point I want to know what she looks like and vice Versa we share facebooks and hers is very.... Empty.
>I'm not an idiot so this has me pretty worried, under a hundred friends, 4 or 5 pictures, literally nothing on the wall
>but that's not it....
>the craziest part of it all that made me start to think catfish was when I went through her pictures....
Bump with photoshopped shit
(1/?)
>I scroll through her page and she's literally super hot, like a fucking model. Literally on her page it says she's a model and her photos are modeling pics.
>yeah exactly, catfish alarm
>remember, I'm an overweight ugly dude, but my Facebook page was legit, and hers looks like it was made a week ago
>at the time I'm pretty lonely tho
>I just look over it and figure "what the fuck" not like she likes halfway across the world or anything (spoiler alert: she does)
>keep playing xbox with her and keep talking and skype calling with her (never video calls tho, said she didn't have a webcam but I'd video chat her with mine)
>looking back I guess I wanted to believe... I Guess that's why I kept talking to her
>many months go by
>still talking to her on a regular basis
>only voice calls and chat never vids chat
>we get pretty close at this point
>honestly a very awesome fun personality, I really did enjoy talking with her and she we were, as I've said, very close with each other verbally.
>we eventually start to get on the talk about what if we ever met?
>this is when things really get interesting.....
(2/?)
Continue...
Sounds suspect af op.
>>674397437
Please keep bumped as I type if y'all are interested
bumping for catfish story
HAAIII, don't even try! Proof that birds are tough as shit. Also general bird-thread.
these guys literally construct fuck shacks and surround them with the dankest shit they can find to attract lady birds.
they're called satin bowerbirds, and i think males collect blue because its the most rare in nature. so its usually man made shit.
>>674397374
Bower birds. Total pros.
>>674396635
Lyre bird is best bird, can make muslamic raygun noise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZtoXIb7do
Join my class's kahoot!
Pin: 777367
"ISitBehindNigger" Reporting in!
>>674396352
Teachers name
>>674396352
Nigger here
>>674396352
DRAGONDI1D0Sxxx Reporting in... FUCK BOOI
I have instant ramen
How should I cook/eat it, /b/?
69 or dubs decides
>>674397550
put it in your ass? what do you think we want you to do m8?
cook it as normal but then drain the water out and fill it with freezing water instead of the hot water and then spunk in it, mix it up and then eat it using a spoon and post proof
>>674397550
crack like 15 eggs into a pot and boil and cook the noodles in the eggs with no water
>>674397550
fuck yourself with it and then kill yourself
Mr Skeltal reporting in.
6"2 and 120 with a BMI of 16.
can any skeleton beat that?
nothing to be proud off XD skinny fgt
Damn i thought i was skeltal at 6' and 145. You're takin it extreme
nothing to be proud off XD skinny fgt:)
>>674397233
are you jealous?
YFILYL
You Fall In Love You Lose
Did you buy your green crap for tonight?
I have a ginger neck beard already so that counts.
Irelands color is blue anyway
>>674395137
Do Americans celebrate a holiday that isn't their own because they themselves have no culture?
Ireland fucking laugh their balls off at americunts today.
Why are people on Facebook such vaginas?
>>674393316
Because it's facebook.
I mean he's got a point, if somebody did that to my car I'd honestly set their house on fire. Or one day just break and completely destroy the place, like painting the walls with oil, break all the glass, dump pounds of sugar in hidden spots of the house, lay termites, dump all motor oil and erosion chemicals on the edge of their house to erode the land soil, etc.
I drive an M3. I'd slauggter someone for doing this to my car.
Maybe though he's a little prickbin his car. Probably really loud and drives like an ass. might have deserved it?
Dubs and I'll stick my dick in a glass of water or milk. Dubs chooses
Milk
>>674396668
Anything for trips?
>>674396540
That's not even an exciting or interesting to make you do.
Fuck off retard.
>>674396728
Ideas?
dubs for nudes
Fuck it. I'll roll.
>>674395758
thats some pretty okay cleavage
>>674396022
winrar
also rolling for more
>>674396022
go, OP
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS A JOKE? YOU DONT EVEN OWN A KEKSHED AND YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR THE NEXT HITLER? IS THIS TRUE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
Commence dump, im collecting rare benefit man meme.
rate my friends mom's pussy
bin
laden
>>674395587
Fuck off
>>674395587
Fucking gross. Throw it in the bin.
Twitch thread?
Twitch please
/Rebornify start with this
/emiliahult
We need a SJW to mess with
Hi there /b/
16 yo faggot here, just wanted to ask you older, and smarter faggots a little question. atm i know 4 languages (includes german, russian, english and polish), and i'm thinking learning some asian language next year. Problem is i've got no idea what i should be doing for living, Any kind of suggestions ?
dont give a fuck about your situation OP just testing if i'm banned or not
>>674392124
Youre not
no one cares faggot
>>674392020
im pretty sure they make you take an aptitude test or something like that to see what job would fit you
What's this guy's catchphrase again?
>>674394737
Bazinga.
Fight me.
YA DINGUS!
Zimbabwe
>>674394737
Blumpkin
