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post some slavs here
Here's a slav girl
>>674393968
This is the perfect picture to represent slav guys and girls. Guys, serious case of ugly. Girls, the hottest. What's the deal with broccoli
We should've nuked them when we had the chance. Also, they are the savages and butchers of WWII and Hitler was framed.
>>674393750
Why are they always squatting?
Who are you at war with today anon
>>674393205
>play Civ V as germany
>tell everyone to eat shit
>turn 114 in war with every other civ
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>674393205
With my feelings.
>>674393751
Have you tried actually playing as Hitler? You can download hundreds of new civ's from the workshop.
>>674393894
Yeah i know, but most of them are crige as fuck.
Hi /b/. Can you tell me how can I fuck a girl? I am 19 and still virgin.
Act normal and nice, act interested in the girl, ask her to hang out some time, expand from there.
If it doesn't work on that one, rinse and repeat
>>674394360
>pay for a hooker
>insert penis into her putrid aids vagina
>no longer a virgin
Not that hard dude just go for it and say fuck it
>>674394642
basically this, and remember fortune favors the bold. Make sure they know early on you're interested in more than being friends too.
Or just try the rule of 100. Go to a bar, walk up to a woman and ask if she wants to go fuck. You dont need all 100 to say yes, only one, and there will be one out of 100.
>>674394360
Anon : "Hello, I've thought about it a lot and came to the conclusion that you should leave nothing untried in your life. Afterwards you will regret that you didnt do it instead of doing it"
Girl : Pls take me on a date.
thank me later
post rare or exciting weapons
there are only 20 known japanese tri daggers in existence, nobody has ever survived a stab from a japanese tri dagger
Why does it have a german name if it's japanese?
>>674394885
"20 known japanese tri daggers in existence" are you new to the internet son ? they are fucking everywhere
>>674394885
because the japanese are honorary aryans
duh
/b/, how do you ask a girl you know for casual sex?
Well I just gave you mom a quarter and she was down for it.
The best bit was when she gave me back my change.
>>674394963
Ay bb, wan sum fuk??
>>674394963
You ask how she feels about casual sex.
>>674394963
This is how you do it.Get behind her and KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT then leace before she wakes up cause yuo will have to kill her .For good measure clean your cum of off her (DNA evidence) , and always remember kill whoever sees you
My fleshlight broke, may I use your vagina instead
Sluts you wanna fuck thread
Swiss edition
>>674394692
same girl
>>674394739
>>674394769
>>674394798
>>674394835
Cringe thread
my life is a cringe thread
>>674395007
kekd
Would you have sex with a girl who has a dick and let her cum on your face with her feminine semen for $100,000?
That is called gay for pay.
>>674393720
That is called your dad at a truck stop.
100K is a lot of money. I'd probably let the guy do it for 500K, because that would be helpful in paying down my hospital cancer bills.
there isn't much i wouldnt do for 100k
>>674393856
>MURICA
This cop walks up to your window...
"Sir, are you under the influence of anything of the sort?"
(Your Reaction)
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?
>>674394304
>>674394304
I'm under the influence of those pheromones that you are throwing off right now.
>>674394304
Fuck you, Judge!
>I was 15
>It was my first time on /b/
>Mentioned my gender
>Suddenly bombarded with "tits or gtfo"
>Freaked out and sent a quick shot of my 15 year old boobs
>Everyone asked for more
>15 year old me enjoyed the attention
>Sent full nudes
>Am 20 now
>Tfw
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Post proof
>>674394985
How do I upvote this?
Tits or GTFO
post de photos
Show us your 15 year old tits
>>674392524
I like your sternum
tits or gtfo
>>674392594
thankies
What game do you want?
Timestamp or gtfo
>>674392957
bad rats
How many nuts have you lost to this perfect female?
>>674393500
soon to be many, sauce?
>>674393500
how many contact lenses have you lost?
Her name is Ren Rikka for you creeper anons
>>674393500
>female
>>674393800
>her
>>674393500
def not a female. never been with a dude/trap but would fuck this one
Dubs to see her tits.
ez dubs
>>674393768
Here
rolllllllllllllllllllllll
>>674393768
Dubs
k
It's that time again /b/
Soundcloud thread.
Here is my stuff, psytrancey sort of shit.
https://soundcloud.com/frequenpsy-s hift/tracks
I encourage discussion, sharing, arguments all that shit.
People, get stuck into this, critique the crap out of my shitty music.
bumpity
favorite vsts?
favorite/best daw?
windows v mac?
Massive or maybe sylenth
Ableton fuck yes
Fucking apple using alternative vst formats. Cunts
Also, cubase are niggers.
yep, and logic pro sucks dick
Also, fuck house and rnb niggerish music
Anyone here have a cracked version of Bassism? I'm too cheap for the 30 euro
>>674392793
Here you go!
https://soundcloud.com/el-traste-n27
would you buttfuck her?
>>674393363
oh yes! your sis?
>>674393363
Without doubt
>>674393454
cousin actually
>>674393686
mmm, she's so fine! first pic you came to? any candids?
>>674393363
Even f i didn't have a dick i would.
Prove you are white
ich bin deutsch das sagt ja wohl alles über meine hautfarbe aus
sieg power
white heil
>>674393240
I have a sales receipt for my bike.
I get pissed at the Nigerians at Wal-Mart for talking in their God Damn click and grunt language, speak English you gorilla motherfucker!
I know my dad
I am tolerant of all people and races, and try to spread that to other people. And this is because I've never lived near anybody but white people in a white city.
>>674393685
>>674393685
St. Patrick's Day Hookers
>>674393685
The suburban sluts of kantabria
#StPatricksDay
>>674393685
The Cuntz
>>674393685
The "post nudes possy"
Cont from >>674385795
>many fags and cucks
yay thread!
Bump
Pizza raid incoming
I am maddi's friend, and I approve this new thread
>>674393764
yeahh
>>674392398
Besides starting, could you also continue?
So what is this?
>>674392398
MODS
>>674392666
Stfu you stupid cunt, OP pls continue :)
this is a plump peach pussy thread for any 1 wondering.
- dump all you've got
i have pretty nice feet for a dude I've been told. have had a few friends guys and girls who asked to massage them randomly.
i have more pics if anyone would like to see.
guess what size i am :)
>>674392700
Pic of both soles, OP?
Wtf your fucking heel is the size of your great toe. Please post more pics.
sure !
>>674392858
my toes are freakishly long T.T
how many of you can get all your fingers between ur toes?
i also have a bunch of pics from when a mate drew all over my soles with pen if anyone interested
