>be me
>21
>no life, barely any friends any more and the only ones I do have just use me to get drugs
>stuck in a shithole of a town in Ohio for holiday vacation
>no money
>no job
>recent arrest makes it difficult to find any work
>addicted to benzos and ambien to keep me asleep
>terrible night terrors and sleep paralysis every night
>barely function awake
>running on 3 hours of rest (not sleep) nightly if I'm lucky
>anhero been constant thought last few years from seemingly endless episodes of night terrors and sleep paralysis
>was dating girl for 2 years, her and her daughter are the only things that kept me from anheroing
>she dumped me
>now I can anhero without anything to really feel bad about morally or otherwise
what's a relatively swift way to die? I read carbon-monoxide poisoning is almost like falling asleep, your body thinks its oxygen but it's not so you just get lightheaded and pass out until you die.
looking for something that wont leave a huge mess for whatever government paid bastard has to clean me up.
Suggestions?
Also, general feels thread. Maybe some shitty stories will cheer me up.
bump
You've already found it. Carbon monoxide or another gas is the best way. Minimal mess and minimal pain. It's high risk though, so make sure you're not leaking.
I just got a bj from my girlfriend a few minutes ago. Feeling pretty good right now.
>>692844194
Easy enough. Trashbag, ducktape, hose and car.
hey /b/ I'm a mixed race girl. I was wondering what's your favorite race to date/fuck?
>>692843187
Halfrican
>>692843187
I have no favorite race to fuck. please move beyond seeing people in terms of race and give up on identity politics, it's ruining the world
Sent from my Android phone
>>692843187
think whole race. and only asian and white. no mixed race please.
friends you'd fuck
sup /b/ how do i make this effect? like how to put so many heads so close and everything u feel me
Photoshop probably
>>692843176
Use layers. Is this even a serious questions?
>>692843176
Or define a brush as a Doge head and go to work.
>>692843324
isnt there any free software?
Big Four:Who's the Best?
They all suck.
(Original) Thrash 'tallica!!!
Megadeth
>>692843967
>Here comes a nu-fag
What happens next wite Bois?
Supreme white dick
>Bois
(GET IT?)
>>692844361
sauce????
>>692843718
They go on welfare
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
anyone here managed to quit smoking?
sage
>sage
sage
sage
>>692844551
75 a day? Holy shit
>>692844551
>>692844963
stop bumping your own thread samefag
sage
>>692844551
Do you even breathe air?
So /b/, I've a riddle for you. Can you solve it ?
The answer is easy.
I'm teary-eyed but never cry.
Silver-tongued, but never lie.
Double-winged, but never fly.
Air-cooled, but never dry.
Mercury ;)
>>692843722
wrong
>>692843763
It's mercury you dumb shit. Do I gotta hold your hand and walk you the fuck through this?
>>692844027
OP here. Mercury is not the correct answer
Your entire internet, darkweb and torrent history is posted publicly to your main social media page.
What happens, how fucked are you?
My entire family, work friends and girlfriend find out I'm in to hardcore loli porn
>>692841800
well those /b/ threads 404d already so they won't see them anyway.
on exhentai they get sadpanda most likely (unless ONE OF US, ONE OF US).
and that's basically it.
also, it appears that gewgl changed the legacy captcha again. it's always two words or numbers now.
fucking gugl.
srsly 4chan, stop using gugl shit.
>>692841800
>your main social media page
Kek, I don't have something like that.
And I don't care if some random strangers
knew that I'm fapping to traps,loli and nudes
of very young teens.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/349/
>>692842586
also i've just realized my "main social media page" is steam probably. i do not even have any twitter/facebook or whatever accounts.
R34
Bump
Love these
Oh, no! Frieza has been resurrected and only trips can stop him from destroying the Earth! Will you save us, /b/? Are you ready to become a hero?
>>692843935
I WILL SAVE EVERYONE, MY SHIT WILL BE UNFUCKED, EAT SHIT FRIEZA
wuat u want biatchh !
I got this shit.
>>692843935
i got this
First three words that come to mind
>>692843643
>this
>thread
>again
>fuck
>off
>thread
Slam action piggy
FUCK GUNS, GOP, NRA
Jesus, Buddha, Mohammad, or whatever god you believe in CAN AND SHOULD CURSE GUNS
have you been shot recently?
SHALL
What does /b/ think about gamer girls?
>>692844328
are they all like that?
>>692844328
lame
fucking cancer
>>692844328
they touch the controller while having hands full of dorito grease
also eating on the bed what a pig
Vore?
Anyone?
>>692843083
OP. Why. Why must you do this to us, you sick faggot?
>>692843113
Meant save you lose.
>>692843113
Here
>>692844298
sauce?
Some tumblr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39p9wLYcDQY
ITT: God-Tier Movies
>>692843212
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
>>692843095
I love Jake.
Ass or tits /b/?
>>692843500
I'll take a blowjob, thanks.
Tits
ass
where can I get a regular supply of brazzerz, bangbros, netflix, hbogo, etc?
>>692843895
http://bitpasses.net/community/
try that
thread 6
SUDDEN DEATH MODE
WEEBS VS ALLAHUS
>>692845597
weebs kill allah
>>692845597
Roll for Ackbar! No more weebs
>>692845597
weebs kill allah666
>>692845597
weebs kill sandnigers
