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YLYL THREAD
EXTREME EDITION

same op. Last one 404'd
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>>677339228
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About to go to 7-11.

You fuckers want anything?
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>>677335871
Ill have slim jims and a cherry slushy.
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Modello Chelada
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>>677336125
this
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pick me up that shit we used to eat all the time back in the day....
oh right, pussy.

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rate me.

I'm 24years old and a kissless virgin. I have never had a girlfriend because I am too shy and scared to talk to girls I have a crush on

I spend my days smoking weed and playing runescape. I fucking hate my life
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18 same here except that I don't stone and neither play runescape.
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Get the balls to ask a girl out or kill yourself. End this pointless suffering.
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>>677334506
Good luck bro you are still young enough to become a normfag
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>>677333441
You look exactly like me except I quit weed and runescape and have longer hair

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What do you think of my pussycat?
>>ITT rate my cat
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>>677331490
Bump
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>>677331490
Is he/she looking at you with a Terminator-style HUD

>I want your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
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>>677332033
Its a she, dutchess as in aristocats
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>>677332299
Yes, I can see the aristocracy in her

She looks a bit Siamese-y, does she talk a lot?

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Deutscher Faden - Nolife Edition

> Wie geht's?
>Warum seid ihr kein Normie?
>Lolis oder Traps
>Hitler oder Höcke?
>Kommunisten erschießen oder vergasen?
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>Als wenn Frauen keine bedürfnisse hätten, was bist du? Mongole oder Musel?
huren


und OP
scheiß fragen!!!!!!!
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>>677334253

Na endlich!

Sieg Heil, meine Volksgenossen!
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sage and hide

ICH MACH EINEN RICHTIGEN AUF

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spiderman thread?
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Hi guys. I'm the best streamer in Hungary. Come, and check my Drunken live. It's fun af.
It's doesn't matter if you don't speak the language. You will understand it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dXEFP2cW3A
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>>677335397
bump
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>>677335397
bump it again.
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Nobody?
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>>677335397
I'm too handsome for you faggots.

Amateur OC ass thread
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No more leg hair here
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>>677334007
The name is Bond - Shames Bond.
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>>677334007
fag
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>>677334007
what a faggot. go kill yourself
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italians anon, come at me.

i francesi hanno fatto il loro thread dove fanno i soliti fighetti del cazzo, let's show them who is in charge here
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Boo bada bity. Spaghetti !
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Facciamogli vedere un pò di figa italiana !!
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Che thread del culo
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facciamogli vedere un pò di fighi italiani

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Zootopia thread 3.0
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>>677336370
>look at this photograph
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Disney is making some good movies lately, Tangle and Wreck-it Raplh were meh
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How do I keep my dog's cock out of my girlfriend's mouth?
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Grow a dick and stop being a faggot
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Put it in her pussy instead?
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>inb4 mods
Kill your dog
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Cover it in hot sauce

When she tries to suck on it it will burn her mouth and she will learn not to do it anymore.

4chan Morticia Thread.
Aka Moriticia Queen of 4chan.
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>>677335244
I wanna cum on her eyes
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Ask a guy who just ate fish and potatoes anything.
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that wasnt fish
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>>677335048
It was. It had onions and some sort of cream sauce.
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>>677335215
again that wasnt fish
it was kenny meat
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>>677334863
How did you cook the fish, pls share your recipe, want to try similar?

Have you ever had sex with homeless bitches?

Why aren't you blackout drunk yet?

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Can a girl be TOO thick?
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No. Now fuck off
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>>677333067
LEL
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>>677333067
yes, but this one is not
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>pic related

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The lack of a trap thread is concerning
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got any more?
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>>677332957
Moar
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The only woman I want is married.

We've liked each other for a while. He's been treating for bad for months. She's been really loyal to him. Even though she likes me she wouldn't talk to me. Until recently. She told me she wished she hadn't married him. She told him she didn't love him and she hoped one day we would be together.


The cynic realist in me tells me that I'm a moron. That I'm just some emotional side piece and she is just using me to talk to and when he does something nice for her she will forget I exist.

Why do I make life so hard? Why cant I just meet a single girl that I want ?
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Op. Faggot. Always
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If she really and truly said that to you, it could be a cry for help. She might, in effect, be asking you to give her the strength to leave him for you.

However, you might be right. She might just be manipulating you. God knows a lot of women love doing that too.

Does he abuse her? Do they have children?
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>>677332618
>Does he abuse her?
He just tells her she's stupid. That her feelings are wrong and don't matter. Doesn't spend any time with her. Never wants to do anything. They argue about everything. They live with roommates and he doesn't want to get their own place. He's a fat lazy slacker. He has a job, but that's about it.
Do they have children?
No.
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Yo /b/

I was gonna make a wood joke but....why wood I?

kek
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>>677334522
Just leave
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Let's start a feels thread.

Let me hear your saddest moments and pictures
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>>677336337
>dramatic black and white image
>pretentious shit in a font worse than comic sans at the bottom

>muh feels
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I actually came here to thank the feels thread. I have unfucked my life in like a week and I now feel like a normie.
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>>677336812
Lol

I have an assigment to write a teaser about 1984 in less than 7 sentences. This is what i have come up with? Is it good?

In 1984, Winston Smitht lives in London which is part of the newly founded country Oceania. The world has been dividied into three countries that sums up the entire globe: Oceania, Eurasia, and East asia. The world is a totalitarian society led by Big Brother, which censors everyones’ behavior, even their thoughts. Winston Smith is disgusted by his oppressed life and secretly longs to join the Brotherhood, a group of rebels with the intent on overthrowing the governmet, and freeing the world. Winston meets Julia and secretly fall in love which is an act of treason. They start planning to find a way to avoid the surveillance to free themselves from Big Brothers grasp, or so they think.
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>>677333047

If the teaser is supposed to make me want to read it: this one doesn't. Use shorter sentences and get rid of most names.

Also, you misspelled the main character's name in the first sentence.
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>>677333616
Thanks a ton!
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>>677333980
Tfw 4chan actually helps someone
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>>677333047
Central themes were censorship and revisionism.
So your teaser should somehow note that you're not allowed to speak about the story. But if you can work in a contradiction at the end, that would work pretty well.

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