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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's start a feels thread.
Let me hear your saddest moments and pictures
>>677336337
>dramatic black and white image
>pretentious shit in a font worse than comic sans at the bottom
>muh feels
I actually came here to thank the feels thread. I have unfucked my life in like a week and I now feel like a normie.
>>677336812
Lol
>>677336812
ugh, was gonna jerk off but I guess not I'm doing this instead
I have an assigment to write a teaser about 1984 in less than 7 sentences. This is what i have come up with? Is it good?
In 1984, Winston Smitht lives in London which is part of the newly founded country Oceania. The world has been dividied into three countries that sums up the entire globe: Oceania, Eurasia, and East asia. The world is a totalitarian society led by Big Brother, which censors everyones’ behavior, even their thoughts. Winston Smith is disgusted by his oppressed life and secretly longs to join the Brotherhood, a group of rebels with the intent on overthrowing
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>>677333047
If the teaser is supposed to make me want to read it: this one doesn't. Use shorter sentences and get rid of most names.
Also, you misspelled the main character's name in the first sentence.
>>677333616
Thanks a ton!
>>677333980
Tfw 4chan actually helps someone
>>677333047
Central themes were censorship and revisionism.
So your teaser should somehow note that you're not allowed to speak about the story. But if you can work in a contradiction at the end, that would work pretty well.
Big Brother wasn't a person. It was an idea used by the government to keep to people inspired and to hate Goldstein (Whatever his name was). So far, pretty good, except like the other dude said, use shorter sentences, and also explain who Julia is and maybe more of what Winston does.
Occam's Razor conclusively shows that there is a creator. So why do you still cling to the ridiculously improbable THEORY of evolution?
>>677334766
Because bait is really effective when you're fishing
SAGE REPLY
The OP is an atheist who posts as a Christian. He doesn't abandon the thread. He posts in /b because there is no user ID. He then can answer as a Christian or an atheist. He likes to take the opposite side of the argument to get people all riled up. He admitted it several days ago. He is an east coaster too.
This thread isn't real though. It's full of the OP saying shit on both sides of the issue that is designed to create a response (i.e., BAIT).
If you want to talk about religion, there are other places to go where people actually...
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TRAP THREAD
s/fur
last thread 404'd
I'm here 4 u op
Next time describe what the thread is though, somewhere in the OP put "Best of 4chan"
Because tbh it was a bitch to find this thread fam
What do you guys think of my friend?
>>677334248
You know the rules faggot.
too much makeup
Head like an orange
>>677334248
Yeah she's that type of gorgeous that's kinda gross at the same time. Like she looks dolled up to the point where it repulses me.
>2/10 would not bang.jpg
CIV Thread: Get in here fags, also first time please be gentle.
Evens decide until thread gets going
>>677335924
New to this. So it's a standard "dubs decides what I draw the characters doing" thread?
white guys build death camps for the inevitable race war that is going to happen
one of the blacks jump over the river
>>677335924
Nigger tribe fight to establish a leader. This leader trades the remaining five niggers to the white tribe as slaves in return for being the only nigger on his plot of land.
White tribe democratically elects a leader and puts the slaves to work chopping trees to build shelter whilst remaining whites design shelters, weapons and a farm, using the river for irrigation.
Why do so many Americunts not like the idea of free university?
>>677334643
Because the tax payers have to pay for it. Nothing is free.
>>677334643
"free", Taxpayers pay for it and gubment is terrible for efficient use of money.
>>677334643
If everyone can get into college easily degrees wouldn't mean much, also scholarships exist for a reason.
>>677334643
Because I worked hard to get my degree, and I don't like the idea of paying for someone else's. Nothing in life worth getting is easily attained.
>>677335291
They don't mean shit now so...
DEUTSCH ORIGINAL
wie gehts?
was ging am wochenende?
wie stehts um eure zukunft?
>>677334725
zuspät keule
>>677334253
>>677334253
>>677334253
Kennst du diese Schlampe???
>>677334903
nein
>>677334934
>>677335031
Waifu claiming thread. - gotta post fast edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>drink coffee
>im don't usually drink coffee
>tea is fine too i guess
>this keeps getting longer and longer
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most
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Bait claimed before i go to sleep
Lights look like they're on fire.
>>677335536
Yeah. I know /a/ does frid/a/y night osu every now and then. We should all play next weekend
>musical hug
>>677335561
Thanks!
>happy hug
>goes to put on glasses
>miss ear and hit my eye
FUCK
asd
>>677335776
kagami claimed
What's your major /b/? What do you want to do?
>Electrical Engineer
Philosophy master race.
Only morons actually major in law. When they reach law school (if that's their goal), they're complete and utter tools who can't handle an actual law school education. Fuck off with your law majors.
>>677335638
Lel
Chemical engineer
Gender studies. Looked down upon, but literally makes me smarter than any of other close-minded moron majors.
>If you don't reply to this post your family will die in their sleep tonight.
>Only epic dubs can reverse this curse
>>677334949
roll
>>677334949
nigger
>>677334949
/thread
Rolling. : -)
rollaroonie
Hey /b/ros, I was born with a congenital heart defect that I have had to have multiple surgeries on. Today marks the beginning of another one. Let me tell you my tale.
>Woke up this morning hearing an annoying tune coulden't find out where it was coming form.
>Went to take my morning shit heard annoying sound again.
>WTF
>I hear it once more
>OH SHIT! I know what that is
>I get
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>Cont...
After 6 fucking lines? Sounds like you've got what you deserve. sage
>>677332654
>>Spend 5 hours bored for them to tell me what I already knew.
>Dr. finally comes in and tells me my pacemaker's battery is dying.
>Freak out (Last time that happend put me in crippling debt)
>Get home my Kitchen wench (aka the ole ball in chain) freaks out
>She sets up a gofundme page to help offset the cost. If successful wont cover even half of it.
I...
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>>677332836
give me a break it wouldent let me post it so i cut it in half.
>Green text
>true /b/ro
>>677332654
take a holiday to canada or mexico
shota
Need contributors
Fragrance thread. How does /b/ smell
>Pic is what I'm currently using as signature
>>677331194
Currently smell like Sweat, cum and smelly feet.
I smell like this pussy magnet
>>677331194
I'm allergic as shit to fragrance, so when some perfume reeking faggot gets near me I GTFO.
>>677331853
Sounds like a life not worth living
Dis
Be honest: would you have sex with a girl who has a cock for $10,000,000?
Yes, I would have sex with a man for 10 mil.
There's no such thing, so no.
$10,000,000 is a lot of money. so yeah
>>677332795
Wrong.
>>677332622
I'd swallow for $10 million.
left me or right me?
>>677333868
not you at all
"Me"
>>677333868
left
None, disgusting af
Which one sucks dick better?
>lying in bed
>start touching vagina
>bring fingers up to face
>discharge on fingers
>it's like a firm gel
>eat it
>delicious
So, /b/, what are you doing with your day?
>>677332177
filthy woman iughhh
>>677332446
You're saying you don't want any?
>>677332177
Timestamp dat puss
>>677332658
Can't a girl eat her own vaginal discharge without a dude asking for a timestamp?
>>677332177
done some programming, eat some clementines. Now watching Devil's backbone, vaping while my gf is doing something on ipad.
Let's look at guns.
r8 me /b/
Neckbeard/10
Go home faggot
>>677331947
faggot you attention seeking whore, go back reddit
>>677332875
your mom loves it
The beard is not bad I guess.
8/10, would spilt/recommend
>>677332875
OP here. Also check'd. Nice dubs
