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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
FB fap thread still going
>>711709059
More of middle!
>>711709134
>>711709059
anyone still interested?
for some reason my last post got deleted?
69 decides what I do
Sharpie in pooper
facial
Finger in spread pussy
/Scotland/ thread
Where u all at?
Ayrshire
aberdeen
Edinburgh reporting in
from perth but live in norway
Dundee
Colony Thread.
>white dots are whites
>black dots are niggers
>dubs get
>>711703287
Shitty map, white dots become capitalistic
bump
Blacks start aggriculture
>>711703817
Reroll
We need wheat for bread
third island appear: pepeland
ITT: WTF customer service stories
I'll go first.
>Be me
>2015
>Be college student in Florida
>Need cigarettes
>Go to local gas station
>Ask for smokes
>"ID please"
>Show cashier New Hampshire ID because I'm from NH
>Cashier gives me a look
>"What
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>>711693628
Bump
So much potential itt being wasted
This could be great thread
>>711693628
Bump
>>711693628
I just checked my glide, I couldn't find new Hampshire
>>711693628
Too bad.
My cum-loving daughter
Let me start out by agreeing with you: I’m sick. This is a true story of how I raised my daughter. It will disgust 99% of the people who read it, but I’m writing it for the one percent who will enjoy it. I suggest to you that if you will be disgusted by reading about man-child incest, you should steer away from this account. You’ve been warmed...flames ignored.
My daughter likes cum. She should, she was raised on it. I taught her how to suck cock when she was four, and she’s 11 now. At one point last year, I estimated that my daughter
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>>711703533
go on
>>711703533
Pics or it didn't happened
See, I’ve always had two fetishes: Little girls and semen. Ever since I first ejaculated, I’ve been somewhat turned on by cum. I masturbated often as a teenager; two or three times a day, so sperm and I were very familiar with each other. Mainly, I just liked, and still like, to watch a woman drink cum. Everyone I’ve ever had sex with more than twice has eaten my cum (or I never saw her again). My first wife was a real good sport and would do about any spermy thing I suggested. She ditched me three years after we were married for some Hollywood producer type, leaving me...
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I thought it over for a couple of months. I analyzed the consequences. And the benefits! I came up with an action plan to turn my daughter into the sperm-loving sex machine I’d always wanted. I decided to start by teaching her what big girls do, play with themselves. She loved it when I would rub her little clit with my little finger all lubed up with KY, although she didn’t orgasm until she was 9. I encouraged her to masturbate often—I’d even ask her if she’d masturbated that day when I’d put her to bed. Often I would watch her sitting with her hand in her panties...
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>>711703533
Ehhhh I kinda believe this guy. At least he admits he's a piece of shit
Gf rate thread
>>711699319
Like what i see
Would fuck
>>711699319
weird brows/10
>>711699353
Do you now?
No but looks like a friend of mine who i've been with
Alright anons. I want to see the most fucked up, nastiest, revolting porn you have.
>>711702218
>>711702964
>>711703067
Fucking normie tier standards for nasty/revolting
>posts cringy cartoons
>>711702218
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition
READ THE FUCKING Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE
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>>711703554
roll
>>711703639
tits and face
>>711703639
your fav nude, explain why
>>711703639
nude selfie
U.K. Thread - starting in leeds
>>711695124
Two for the price of one
>>711695186
>>711695203
What's the worst sickness you know of?
Staph is pretty shitty.
being a nigger
Sea sickness if you're on a boat.
Not really a sickness, but kidney stones are shit.
Radiation sickness is pretty neat.
autism
GF TITS RATE THREAD.
Pic related
>>711700342
Would suck every night/10
Moar?
>>711700342
Are you the guy from Last night?
>>711700744
Bump for moar
>>711701018
Such perfect tits
Already fapping
ITT: Tier Boipussys
hentai bump
>>711687652
>tfw you will never find an ass this fuckable in Australia
>>711688119
18/m/brisbane
kik me-lashie342
S tier
https://eroshare.com/nehu57vh
Here's mine
Sexual Advice thread.
Virgin anons ask questions and experienced anons answer.
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
>>711696969
I'll start, best way to avoid STDs without goin overboard on shut like oral dams. Alo how to ask a girl if she has an STD without ruining the mood
>>711697021
>pic related
>>711697021
1SECS PLUS 1GRILLSECS=DA BABBY
>>711696969
696969 checked
Pics you shouldnt share
>>711702343
>>711702509
Hey everyone, 26 year old hopeless alcoholic here. I drink daily and when I don't I withdraw, I've tried detoxing a few times this month with no avail. When I do I get the shakes, heart palpitations, cold / hot sweats, insomnia, sever anxiety / depression, the whole 9.
I recently have come into self harm as well. Cutting my arms up and what not ... I've never done this before until now.
I don't know if I'll defeat this or how long I have left , I'd just like to talk to some like minded people if there are any on here. Thank you
Bump
Bumping
i've been drinking near-on daily for maybe 15 years now.
usually only 3-4 pints of lager, but between a half and full bottle of vodka.
back in college i would drink a litre of vodka before going out just to show off, my tolerance was pretty high as i'd been drinking in bars since I was 13 as was a good guitarist so was always in bands with much older guys.
i'd ameliorate it with speed or cocaine to keep me going.
once i left college I was heavy into ecstasy and coke for about 5 years, then started to experience problems from the drug...
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>>711675338
u gotta stop man. drinking heavily everyday is so bad for you my friends have developed serious kidney/liver/stomach problems from that shit. substitute it for another drug, like opiates for a week or 2 then get off the opiates, or replace them with something else. youre not going to be able to go cold turkey, but atleast opiates will get rid of the emotional pain/whatever the fuck youre dealing with more effectively than alcohol. alcohol is a shit tier drug anyway.
I used to drink daily, starting when I woke up. I went to an outpatient treatment that was i think 3 hours a day for 2 weeks, then AA meetings.
All you really need are AA meetings but having the treatment was a huge help.
I've been sober now a long time.
Enjoy the fap roulette.
Needed this
k
>>711698791
roll
Chek
hmgyiyg
What? No Milf thread?
Milf Thread! Bonus for Asian milfs.
>>711693334
>What? No Milf thread?
>Milf Thread!
I hate cancer that starts threads this way. Go to imagefap like an adult.
FB Fap thread continued. Step yo game up
who's interested in julia?
>>711703054
Connecticut girls
nude or non-nude pics welcome
am interested
Hamden
>>711683569
>Connecticunt
>>711683569
why? there is no sexy here, OP
look elsewhere
