Deutschfaden Nachtedition
1. Windows, Linux oder MacOS?
2. Zuviele Musel im Land?
3. Mögt ihr auch den Winter nicht?
4. Was hört ihr gerade?
>>711707262
und natürlich DEUS VULT
>>711707262
>1. Windows, Linux oder MacOS?
nutze alle 3
>2. Zuviele Musel im Land?
sowas wie zu wenig gibt es nicht
>3. Mögt ihr auch den Winter nicht?
nordmänner lieben den winter
>4. Was hört ihr gerade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLnVN8i-DgQ
Haben wir schon längst eine IS-Armee im Land?
https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article159451941/IS-schult-Kaempfer-damit-sie-Asyl-beantragen-koennen.html
>>711707262
>1. Windows, Linux oder MacOS?
Windows, aber derbe!
>2. Zuviele Musel im Land?
Weiß ich nicht, ich wohne im Dorf
>3. Mögt ihr auch den Winter nicht?
Ich liebe den Winter!
>4. Was hört ihr gerade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeJODSjIbT8
they see me
>>711701179
dos
>>711701179
treeeeees
rolling
>>711701179
fourtzzzzzzz
Chubby & BBW girls thread.
Post your favourite plumpers
FB fap thread still going
>>711709059
More of middle!
for some reason my last post got deleted?
69 decides what I do
Sharpie in pooper
facial
/Scotland/ thread
Where u all at?
Ayrshire
aberdeen
Edinburgh reporting in
from perth but live in norway
Colony Thread.
>white dots are whites
>black dots are niggers
>dubs get
>>711703287
Shitty map, white dots become capitalistic
bump
Blacks start aggriculture
>>711703817
Reroll
We need wheat for bread
ITT: WTF customer service stories
I'll go first.
>Be me
>2015
>Be college student in Florida
>Need cigarettes
>Go to local gas station
>Ask for smokes
>"ID please"
>Show cashier New Hampshire ID because I'm from NH
>Cashier gives me a look
>"What are you trying to pull?"
>Look at my I'D
>Everything looks fine
>Ask what she means
>"That ID is fake."
>orly.jpg
>"Yeah, New Hampshire isn't a real state."
>This cashier went past tard and straight to potato
>Assure her that NH is DEFINITELY a state
>"Uh, no it's not. So, you're not getting those cigarettes."
>MFW
>>711693628
Bump
So much potential itt being wasted
This could be great thread
>>711693628
Bump
>>711693628
I just checked my glide, I couldn't find new Hampshire
My cum-loving daughter
Let me start out by agreeing with you: I’m sick. This is a true story of how I raised my daughter. It will disgust 99% of the people who read it, but I’m writing it for the one percent who will enjoy it. I suggest to you that if you will be disgusted by reading about man-child incest, you should steer away from this account. You’ve been warmed...flames ignored.
My daughter likes cum. She should, she was raised on it. I taught her how to suck cock when she was four, and she’s 11 now. At one point last year, I estimated that my daughter had drank over 2.0 gallons of sperm in the last seven years. About half of that was mine. You think I’m lying, but I don’t care if you do. This is truly how it happened. It’s not some stupid Internet flame-bait or sissy boy fantasy, it’s the real thing. While most of the people on the internet beat off to the idea of doing a little girl, I have the guts to actually do it.
Continue?
>>711703533
go on
>>711703533
Pics or it didn't happened
See, I’ve always had two fetishes: Little girls and semen. Ever since I first ejaculated, I’ve been somewhat turned on by cum. I masturbated often as a teenager; two or three times a day, so sperm and I were very familiar with each other. Mainly, I just liked, and still like, to watch a woman drink cum. Everyone I’ve ever had sex with more than twice has eaten my cum (or I never saw her again). My first wife was a real good sport and would do about any spermy thing I suggested. She ditched me three years after we were married for some Hollywood producer type, leaving me with a three year old girl.
When I was 12 or 13 I molested a couple of neighborhood 6 year olds. They acted as if they had a good time getting their pussies felt up in that old garage (and they even appeared to enjoy jacking off my cock). So naturally I often wished I could live through it again. Well, when my daughter Marika was four, a year after my wife left, I realized that having my own daughter was the chance I’d been waiting for, as sick as that sounds to most people.
I thought it over for a couple of months. I analyzed the consequences. And the benefits! I came up with an action plan to turn my daughter into the sperm-loving sex machine I’d always wanted. I decided to start by teaching her what big girls do, play with themselves. She loved it when I would rub her little clit with my little finger all lubed up with KY, although she didn’t orgasm until she was 9. I encouraged her to masturbate often—I’d even ask her if she’d masturbated that day when I’d put her to bed. Often I would watch her sitting with her hand in her panties when we watched t.v. She told me she even did it at school sometimes under her desk while no one was looking, which I then encouraged because hearing about it really turned me on.
My next step was to introduce her to the world of vibrators. On her fifth birthday, I brought out the smallest vibrator they had at my local sex shop. I spent several nights teaching her how to use it, but I never gave it to her. I said it was something we were going to share and that she couldn’t have it until she really knew how to use it. So, since she loved it, she came asking for it...just like I’d planned. Only by this point, she had to earn the vibrator.
Gf rate thread
>>711699319
Like what i see
Would fuck
>>711699319
weird brows/10
>>711699353
Do you now?
Alright anons. I want to see the most fucked up, nastiest, revolting porn you have.
>>711702218
>>711702964
>>711703067
Fucking normie tier standards for nasty/revolting
>posts cringy cartoons
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition
READ THE FUCKING Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE LINK TO YOUR ORIGINAL PICTURE when you deliver wins.
Don't post unless you are prepared to deliver!
Well start with an 8
>>711703554
roll
>>711703639
tits and face
>>711703639
your fav nude, explain why
U.K. Thread - starting in leeds
>>711695124
Two for the price of one
>>711695186
What's the worst sickness you know of?
Staph is pretty shitty.
being a nigger
Sea sickness if you're on a boat.
Not really a sickness, but kidney stones are shit.
Radiation sickness is pretty neat.
GF TITS RATE THREAD.
Pic related
>>711700342
Would suck every night/10
Moar?
>>711700342
Are you the guy from Last night?
>>711700744
Bump for moar
ITT: Tier Boipussys
hentai bump
>>711687652
>tfw you will never find an ass this fuckable in Australia
>>711688119
18/m/brisbane
kik me-lashie342
S tier
Sexual Advice thread.
Virgin anons ask questions and experienced anons answer.
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
>>711696969
I'll start, best way to avoid STDs without goin overboard on shut like oral dams. Alo how to ask a girl if she has an STD without ruining the mood
>>711697021
>pic related
>>711697021
1SECS PLUS 1GRILLSECS=DA BABBY
Pics you shouldnt share
>>711702343
>>711702509
Hey everyone, 26 year old hopeless alcoholic here. I drink daily and when I don't I withdraw, I've tried detoxing a few times this month with no avail. When I do I get the shakes, heart palpitations, cold / hot sweats, insomnia, sever anxiety / depression, the whole 9.
I recently have come into self harm as well. Cutting my arms up and what not ... I've never done this before until now.
I don't know if I'll defeat this or how long I have left , I'd just like to talk to some like minded people if there are any on here. Thank you
Bump
Bumping
i've been drinking near-on daily for maybe 15 years now.
usually only 3-4 pints of lager, but between a half and full bottle of vodka.
back in college i would drink a litre of vodka before going out just to show off, my tolerance was pretty high as i'd been drinking in bars since I was 13 as was a good guitarist so was always in bands with much older guys.
i'd ameliorate it with speed or cocaine to keep me going.
once i left college I was heavy into ecstasy and coke for about 5 years, then started to experience problems from the drug use so i cut it down and only really drank lager and vodka/mixer in bars.
then coke started to creep back in in my mid-20s.
by the time I was pushing 30 I couldn't really function musically without 2-3 beers in me as i'd been drinking while playing gigs for almost 20 years.
i'd get tired off beer so i started to drink vodka mixed with energy drinks.
for the last 10 years or so i've been drinking vodka mixed with energy drinks not only most evenings to help me keep going, but during the days as I find it hard to find energy to work (self-employed all my life).
a run of bad luck didn't help and now I drink up to a full bottle of vodka every day, although i've recently cut this down to every second day.
although I've put on weight for the sugar in the energy drinks, i have never had withdrawal symptoms, shakes or anything else.
i guess it comes down to your physical and mental makeup.
i got very fit briefly from about 32-35, surfing almost daily and started in on the weed again due to the culture, but i'd always bring a few beers and my vodka to keep me going.
i'll try to answer any questions you have, but I don't really see it as a problem for me.
the only problem is I want to lose the weight and don't have time to get fit as I am still working my way out of the bad luck situation.
so i keep saying I will do it "one more day" and then i'll give up, but then I don't, I have stopped for up to 2 weeks, always restart.
>>711675338
u gotta stop man. drinking heavily everyday is so bad for you my friends have developed serious kidney/liver/stomach problems from that shit. substitute it for another drug, like opiates for a week or 2 then get off the opiates, or replace them with something else. youre not going to be able to go cold turkey, but atleast opiates will get rid of the emotional pain/whatever the fuck youre dealing with more effectively than alcohol. alcohol is a shit tier drug anyway.
Enjoy the fap roulette.
Needed this
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>>711698791
roll
Chek
