Photoshop this kid into anything
>>676051349
fraid not
>>676051349
looks like a dork
>>676051349
no, you're both 12.
np donurino
Alright /b/. Don't have long but I thought I'd post this since you gave me some laughs throughout the years(haven't browsed for about a year.)
Anyways
>be me, medical school student
>end of 4th year and I apply to hospitals around world(yes even Africa..)
>want to research Apoptosis in depth more( that's cell suicide for the mongoloids here, I'm going to try to be an oncologist)
>there's a research seminar a few days before I leave, in same state and area that my aunt and cousin live in
>mom tells her I'm going to be in the area
>she says I can stay with her and donald(using real name, idgaf)
>his father left him before he was born
>mom is a 8/10 milf as fuck, 40 year old bombshell
>maybe I'll see her naked, maybe she'll have me look at some "lumps"
>get to her house
>she opens door, in a tank top, can't really see if there's a bra on but whatever
>hug her, ask where cousin is
>oh he's in his room
>wat
>she walks to staircase and flips light switch up and down
>hear "OKAY MOM IM COMING" from upstairs
>cousin is same age as me, 28.
>she looks at me and smiles, "he's currently confused about what he wants to do in life, he's always respected you though, maybe he would want to be in the medical field too-"
>see him running down stairs
>in a Pokemon shirt and boxers
>his dick is flopping around
>side note, I haven't seen him since he was 10 and we moved away
>fat as fuck now
>"oh, I forgot you were coming"
>Ibetyoudid
>he runs back up and puts on dare devil PJ bottoms
>"have you seen this show on Netflix yet? It's pretty awesome-sauce"
>don't have that much time for Netflix but maybe we could watch some
>"COOL"
>runs to living room and turns TV on
>aunt says "maybe not right now though honey"
>cousin pouts away from TV
>aunt asks what I would like for dinner, she doesn't have much around the house and is going out to get some stuff tomorrow to make dinner
>asks son if he would want to go out to eat
>Naw I have some stuff I need to get done on my thing.
Cont.
Cont. please
>>676053506
>aunt tells him she will put some of the chicken he likes in the oven
>tfw it hits me. My cousin is a fucking robot
>decide I'll ask him about it later
>aunt says I can sit and watch tv while she changes into something nicer
>sounds nice
>cousin slams down on couch from behind me, faggot literally jumped over the couch. The impact probably broke a few springs
>"daredevil?"
>probably can't watch long but sure
>he sits there like a child, looking at me every time something happens to gauge my reaction
>start to be dramatic af when I react
>daredevil kills someone
>my face looks like I just got shot myself
>cousins jumps in excitement
>I KNEW YOUD LIKE IT
>die internally a bit
>aunt walks out in nice sun dress, probably the first time she's gotten to wear it in years
>you look nice
>cousins lets out a "ooooooooohhhhhh"
>tell her we can take my car, gunna rack the miles up on it before I sell it, so I've been driving it everywhere
>okay one second let me go put in his dinner
>I literally feel like I'm going on a date with a single mother
>he kisses her on cheek and says "you be careful you two!"
>cringe
>I've been doing work at clinics and making some decent cash
>decide to go to a nice ass restaurant
>aunt says she doesnt think she can pay for this
>tell her it's fine, it's on me and if she needs anything to just ask me
>she blushes
>you're such a gentleman, your mom is so proud of you
>smile and tell her it was worth the hard work
>she asks me if I can help her son get on his feet
>tell her Ill talk to him
Spaghetti and dinosaurs. Bumping because I'm an idiot.
bumpitty
Can you deny Birdie Sanders now Drumphfucks?
>>676054224
>>676054224
i can't fuckin wait
bernies gonna pwn trump hard
>>676054224
BERNIE FOR TRUMPS RUNNING MATE, ALL HANDS ON DECK TO STOP SHILLARY
http://taxfoundation.org/blog/bernie-sanders-s-financial-transaction-tax-won-t-raise-much-revenue-he-thinks
http://www.businessinsider.com/sweden-explains-why-a-european-financial-transaction-tax-wont-work-2011-9
http://www.headlinepolitics.com/denmark-tells-bernie-sanders-stop-lying-country/
http://www.thenewamerican.com/world-news/europe/item/21463-debunking-the-myth-of-socialist-success-in-scandinavia
>>>/reddit/
hey /b/ my friend is having a child
he agreed that if anyone gets 69 or trips then he will name his child whatever you say
only name he isn't fond of is keith happy naming
eggbert
keith
Doraleous
lilnig
Hey, /b/itches.
You are a Jew who has to escape Auschwitz.
Dubs decide.
>>676057141
black lives matter
>>676057141
exit cave or whatever it is
check me
Hey /b/, join us in dubtrack
Make an account, queue some music/memes and chat with other /b/tards anonymously
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/the-offbeat
>>676056871
A h`alal Time
-p
do iiiiit
Mom and son thread
No onez dumpin
>>676056958
That means new one needs to be made
cuz ur a fag
Did I mishear or did someone say spiderman thread?
Trips and I'll do it.
At my best friends birthday party
>>676057702
Pull down pants and do the dick helicopter
Will ruin friendships
>>676057702
Commit suicide via chopping off your dick
>>676057702
Fuck their family members.
Edc and general gun thread
Libtards, niggers, and eurocucks need not apply
Guns are stupid.
>>676052487
>Dat key
Honda accord detected
Eurocucks fuck you usarses
>>676052487
>>>/k/
there is a board for this faggot.
Hunger games thread, first 23 in.
First post without text is logo
First post without image is title
Some surprisingly good musical asian 11 year old girl won the last one.
>>676057917
Ass Cravings
Comrade Tank
Dick Dastardly Richards
King Solfo
Is this accurate?
>>676053463
rating people on a numerical scale makes about as much sense as rating music on a numerical scale
>>676053684
>ugly girl confirmed
>>676053463
I'm not into blonde girls therefore your 7-9 are way higher than the 10/11 for me
Faces of /b/ thread cont.
Let's go
>>676052742
please dont shoot up your uni campus
>>676052742
7/10
>>676052927
kek
>>676052742
Is that supposed to impress anybody?
ITT: YLYL
Start off with some OC
>>676052878
Is this supposed to be funny?
Kill yourself faggot.
Hunger? Games bread. 48 tributes because you're all filthy samefaggers anyway. Might as well give more people a chance to put in a tribute.
Thomas Dank Engine
Meme man
Claire!
Peter Parker
Youve broken, And decided to shoot everyone in your School /neighbourhood , what song do you play to kill and what song do you go out with?
for the shooting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkEXGgdqMz8
For the death battle, with the law.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFSwIw-_-as
Don't do it m8
Walking on broken glass - Annie Lennox
And
Die on a rope - distillers
>Amon Amarth - Embrace of the Endless Ocean
>Primordial - Gallows Hymn
Darude - Sandstorm
Cock/cum tribute thread
>>676055461
you cocking or cumming?
Celeb bread V: The Watson strikes back
does your celeb waifu have what it takes to challenge the undisputed queen of /b/ ?
let's hear your arguments..
>>676054857
>>676054964
>>676055056
Instagram fap thread - Continue
she deepthroats
Btw who was this from other thread?
>>676056219
CONTINUED
What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
President Sanders was cucked so hard by Black Lives Matter that all white people were exterminated. You're the last white man on Earth, as far as you know. Around you, you find:
-A hanging white man
-A tree
-Some sticks and stones on the ground
-A sign pointing you to the nearest KFC
-A hole in the ground
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event.
-Quads will always count, no exceptions, and will trigger an event.
-You only control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful, unless quads.
>>676056292
>>676056233
^^ Last winrar ^^
>>676056292
Summon Hitler nao
ANOTHER ONE THREAD
Make a bow with sticks
Can Sid the sloth be a meme?
Bump for meME
MEMe incoming
>>676050850
SID FOR MEME 2K16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sid has no limit
