These people chose you has their leader. You must start a long lasting civilization. You're the one with a penis on his head.
There are some dildos that can be used as weapon/tools lying around. There's also a cave and a forest around
You can roll for an event to happen or for a command to your people.
12 23 34 45 56 67 78 89 90 dubs and higher the rolls that will develop this story
People die from heatstroke
Myself and the second biggest guy arm ourselves with the dildos and and go hunting for food, then sodomize each other mercilessly. Order the others to gather wood and search the cave
>>693008649
Our people are attacked by the enemy village
Sand nigger come following a herd of goats and they look at the people aggressively
Fluffy bread. REMEMBER WE DO NOT CONDONE THE HARM OF ANY REAL LIFE ANIMALS, ANY REAL ANIMALS BEING INJURED WILL BE REPORTED
bump
IQ thread
post your IQ
>116
pic unrelated
>>693012116
144
>>693012116
130
>>693012116
146
93
Post you gf and anons say how they would fuck them.
Part 2
>>693011840
welcome back lucy....story with you shortly
>>693011840
Lucy, 18, chinese
Thick/chubby thread. Let me see some jiggly girls. No landwhales pls.
Bumperino
Don't let it die
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>693011884
>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8YpmmNVlLE
>>693020911
Hehe ~
Hey you fucks
>>693020952
Thats a fast claim. I had prepared to say I wasn't taking her again this time, but like your waifu out of nowhere; "that won't be necessary"
women are stupid and I don't respect them
>>693011651
Thats right, i just have sex with em'
>>693011651
Women have definitely lost more respect than they had I'm these past few years.
show me your genitals
>>693011651
is it just me or does that webm have no sound...
FB Fap Thread - Asian Edition
fuck kill marry?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teenss/comments/4r6vpg/hot_celebrity_pictures_gallery/
Confess.
I have no dea why you saying man I dindu nuffin.
>>692993980
Hitler did nothing wrong. He just wanted what was best for his country and people agreed with it.
>>692993980
is it immoral to fuck a friends ex?
melt beam cant jet fuel
Faces of /b/ thread
Rate
Srirachabro reporting in
s/fur
>>69301523
Fag
Drawthread : Reggie Edition
fu
>>693012096
reggie?
Pin is always so nice to me. I think she might be in love with me, no joke.
>>693012373
sounds gay
WTF-webms
>>693013226
what the fuck
>>693012856
Fake and gay
>>693013226
Love is love.
>>693013576
sauce?
kek
Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>>693003970
26
zero
... what do i win?
>>693004796
You earn a robe and a wizard hat.
Four more years and you get your staff.
18
6
26, 13
New loli bread since limit
>>692996495
You sick fuck.
Bump
>>692996735
Kek
you now have 10 seconds to justify why you dont own on AR-15
GO !
>living in California is not a fucking excuse
>>692998788
living in Canada
living in Arizona
living in illinois
/excused
>>692998788
Can't afford one, and there are better guns.
Anyone have the imgur album to this?
>>692993417
Name?
>>692993990
No idea
Kylie Marie Coolidge
>>692994741
>Kylie Marie Coolidge
Thanks anon
Feet thread :3
>>693000878
I WANT TO TELL THE COPS THAT THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS HURT THE POPULAR PEOPLE LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY BUT THERE ISNT ANY PROOF BUT ALOT OF POPULAR PEOPLE ACTORS DIED CAUSE OF THE MOUTAION LION GUY LOSER HURTING THE POPULAR PEOPLE LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY CAUSE DOESNT SCARE THE ATTRATIVE LOSER PEOPLE AND CANT HURT THE POPULAR PEOPLE WITH LOOKS AND IS LAME CAUSE IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONECE
All right, faggots, let's do this again...
Last 3 digits of your post decides your fate.
No re-rolls. Anyone re-rolling is automatically given the number 998.
You are a Sparrowman -- a male Pixie.
Everything about you is the same -- if you're an inconsiderate douche in real life, you're just as bad as a Sparrowman. You have your own skills and knowledge with logical adjustments (e.g., if you have your pilot's license, you are now a pilot of birds finch- through crow-class).
Your height is equal to the length of your dick times two divided by three.
Also ITT we post pictures of faerie/elf/pixie porn.
Bon appetit!
Rollerino
Also, because an anon asked last time I posted this if there was "lore or a story" to this, I will share in chunks the intro piece that I wrote for a blog I am putting together. It is written in the character of Professor Lady Lydia Krista de Pamplemousse, Doctor of Fairyfolk, taken from her introduction to "Vie et Passion Parmi les Petites Fées de Annwfn".
Pic related: Professor Lady Lydia Krista de Pamplemousse
Nigger
>>693001789
Chunk 1/?:
Among the Fairyfolk of Annwfn, the Pixie is the most numerous, most varied, and most widespread. There are Pixies in nearly every climate, and in every geographical region of the world. There are Frost Pixies, Forest Pixies, Mountain Pixies, Desert Pixies, Tree Pixies... There are even those who suggest that the Bogie is really just another Pixie, the Swamp Pixie, since male Pixies (or "Sparrowmen") and female Bogies ("Sirens") have sometimes created offspring. Perhaps it is not so surprising that Pixies abound as they do throughout the natural world since Pixies are integral to the smooth flow of nature. It is Pixies who paint the wings of butterflies, who teach birds to sing, who train the direction of rivers, and who choreograph the falling of snowflakes.
FB Fap continued
>>693015206
Nudes of her are needed
>ALSO
Where's the anon giving me some bitch's details? I need to wrangle some nudes out of her