"Hello good citizen, I'm afraid we have intel of jews roaming around this area. We are identifying these jews by checking for their nefarious jew dubs, you wouldn't mind if I searched you? It won't take but a minute."
>>676820121
Roll
Not at all, sir. I trust everything is in order?
heil die furher! nien juden/
what is joo officer?
Let's make a Pokemon card.
Dubs decides name
>>676819960
Faggotron
Cyka Blyat
>>676819960
Poo in the loo
>>676820415
Reroll
Ladies (and gentlemen) need to know. Whats better, your man having a circumcised or uncircumcised dick?
Uncircumcised.
I'm European, and we're civilised enough to understand circumcision for anything but medical reasons is wrong.
>>676801902
Good to know cus I'm gonna need it done medically when I have the balls, hue, to go to a doctor for them to look at it.
>>676801902
and yet you guys look like you were all kicked in the teeth by a fucking runaway horse
>>676802297
What's the reason? You do know there are also partial circumcision operations that can be performed?
Are you man enough for jigsaw?
>>676813920
roll
69 get
check
>>676813920
rolling
Let's play, /b/ros
>>676817094
RoLL
>>676817823
Poor bastard,stuck with the Muslim who's useless in bed
rollingg
Hoping for Chad
Is voxed.net the best forum? I think so, Kent.
Si Kent, que travesura jiji
SABEZ K SI TIO?
लेकिन जो नरक उस कमीने है
look at men, lemme explein
>Ctrl+F "Hunger Games"
>no results found
Let's fix that by posting 24 characters and we'll get the game going.
sad pyceb
Loki
Cory
Gatomon
Alright /b/.
Civ thread continued
So far
>Met civilization who call themselves "The Enlightened"
>They are primarily trade based, we traded wood for iron tools
>We lost a man in the woods, another man went out to get the first man
>The first man was found living in a tree house type thing, he is now attuned to nature and calls himself "The Hermit"
>The Hermit describes a people in the forest who call themselves "The Amazons"
>We decided to wall off and protect the bridge so the Enlightened won't be able to attack so easy.
>Also decided to sneak attack the Amazons in the middle of the night.
>Back to the story.
The Enlightened are upset we would take defensive measures towards them and begin to suspect we may attack them
The two females armed with iron tools and the male armed with a stone tool are preparing for a sneak attack on the Amazons
The Hermit voices his concerns and tells them this is a bad idea.
>MapFag get in here.
>>676815298
As the hermit has only been discovered recently the 3 don't heed his warning and continue into the forest to attack the Amazons
>>676815298
We need to build a huge tower that looks like a cock in our base as a tribute to mapfag. Make it like a library.
>>676815638
Again before it gets crazy
>>676815298
Roll for dubs only. Will ignore outrageous suggestions that I won't be able to work with, but will try to incorporate plausible things.
If somebody gets dubs AFTER I already see one, it will most likely be ignored until after I post the next pic.
The next pic will go by the dubs that come after it.
Roll away faggots.
Let's rewrite famous movie lines while keeping it's original meaning
>Luke, I came inside your mother
>>676806131
"Where we're going, we won't need infrastructure."
Hilarious, OP.
>u fukin wat m8
>this is what happens when you sodomize.
>nobody cared until I put this thing on my face
ITT. Big tits small waist
>>676795503
Bump
>>676795503
Hoe Had a ClitDick
>>676796643
That's not "clitdick" that's what non virgins call a fat pussy.
Feet Thread
>>676813165
>Cringe Thread
Fixed that for you, you sad, creepy lonely fuck.
Scriptfag here.
I modified this thread so the following is true:
>niggers will only get singles
>whites will only get dubs
>asians will only get trips
>nordics will only get quads
try it
>>676816674
roll
rollerino
well im a ukrainian fag
>>676816812
i aint no nigger boyo
This guy decided to be autistic so fucking rape his phone with text bombs and fucking gay porn spam.
Thank u fagz
no number anon
nypa
upset because some cool sporty guy gets to fuck the girl youve never talked to?
>>676810699
No number you retard and not your personal army.
Mechanical keyboard thread
post your mech's faggots
inb4 razer and logitech plebs
My pok3r.
Mine
YLYL
>>676810875
sause?
I've got a fat bitch taking requests
inb4 timestamp, it's on it's way
all dubs posts will be sent to her
sharpie in pooper
TIMESTAMP, BITCH.
Spread them lips and get your fingers sticky
Rub peanut butter on nips
Best album ITT
Starting with the best.
>>676813965
one of the best
>>676813965
It's sooo fucking good.
Kobold adventure thread! First option to reach three votes wins.
Continued from >>676798790
If you want a brief summary of what has happened so far, ask someone else.
You reach down to the unconscious kobold and begin to rummage through his pockets. In his pants you find a small, easily concealable dagger. You take it. You strip his pants and put them on yourself. They fit like a charm, and cover up a hell of a lot more than just your loincloth. Around his neck, you find the kobold's coin pouch, containing three hundred coins! Holy moly!
You:
A) Finish the kobold off with his own dagger
B) Leave the alley and head for the kobold inn
C) Leave the alley and head for the human inn
D) Leave the alley and head for the market
C)
>>676814733
A
He's gonna try to get us afterwards
Alright /b/ I've made up my mind. This shop, 25 minutes.
m.ustream.tv/channel/lgcrc
Do it OP
Make us proud
>>676807946
I've just called them to alert them of this. I suggest you all do the same.
Least tell us what you'll look like so we know when its going down
OP here, I'm sure once it happens you'll know.
okay /b/ i know that some of you are going to ridicule me for this, but i wanted to put this out there and get your opinions on something that happened to me last week.
first, i want to say that i have a girlfriend and have been with her for 8 months now, and we have been sexually active.
my friend has sex with girls at parties every now and again, but is currently not seeing anyone.
this is about a sexual encounter that happened between me and a good friend (both guys).
be me
helping my friend install a new car stereo
we're working closely together inside of his car
i notice he smells good, and think "that's weird for me to notice this"
comment on it
he looks at me and smiles
get weird boner
i'm holding parts in place while he puts screws into the dashboard
lots of contact with each other, boner hardens even more
friend: "anon, are you hard?"
i probably turned bright red, because i could feel my face get hot.
me: "a little, but not sure why, just a random boner i guess"
friend: "you know those things are contageous don't you?", "now i'm getting a little hard too"
we keep working on installing the stereo
he jokingly says he needs to fap now thanks to me
>>676798183
>cont....
i jokingly rub his chest and nipples.
he looks me in the eye and doesn't stop me.
i can tell it's starting to get a little intense.
he's breathing kinda heavy, so i go for it and rub his crotch
he doesn't stop me and even opens his legs to give me better access.
he's really hard, and so am i now, that this is happening.
rub him though his jeans for a little bit.
>>676798183
faggot.
>>676798334
>i jokingly rub his chest and nipples.
FUCK OFF OP YOU ARE THE GAY
>>676798334
>cont....
i unbutton his jeans, and unzip his fly.
work my hand down into his boxers.
touch his bare cawk, and this sends electricity though me and him both.
he leans in and kisses me.
hollyfuck.jpg, what the fuck is happening here?
i continue rubbing him.
he is squirming all over.
he asks me if i would want to suck him, since he's never had a bj before.
i fugure fuck it, and tell him okay.
we move to the back seat and i pull down his jeans and boxers.
i see his boner for the first time.
i slowly kiss it on the head and then take it into my mouth.
i suck his dick based on my experience of getting mine sucked. careful to to let my teeth touch and working it nicely.
he has his eyes closed, and is moaning softly. this drives me crazy, and makes me want to do the best i can on him.
this goes on for awhile.
he says "anon, i'm gonna cum"
i start working him a bit more vigorously.
he is breathing really heaving and starting to buck under me.
he is trusthing pretty hard, and i feel his dick start to twitch.
next thing i know, my mouth is getting filled up with his hot jizz.
he is moaning so loud at this point, that i snap back to reality and get paranoid that somone might hear us.
i finish him off, and zip him up.
we relax for a few minutes, and go back to working on the stereo.
this was 3 days ago, and we haven't even mentioned it since it happened. it's just like it never happened.
things seem to still be cool between us, but i am feeling a bit weird now. haven't told him anything, because i don't want to ruin our friendship. i have been frieds with him for a long time, and he is one of my best friends.
have any of you ever had any similar experiences?
did the guilty feelings stop?
