Feet Thread
>>676813165
>Cringe Thread
Fixed that for you, you sad, creepy lonely fuck.
Scriptfag here.
I modified this thread so the following is true:
>niggers will only get singles
>whites will only get dubs
>asians will only get trips
>nordics will only get quads
try it
>>676816674
roll
rollerino
well im a ukrainian fag
>>676816812
i aint no nigger boyo
This guy decided to be autistic so fucking rape his phone with text bombs and fucking gay porn spam.
Thank u fagz
no number anon
nypa
upset because some cool sporty guy gets to fuck the girl youve never talked to?
>>676810699
No number you retard and not your personal army.
Mechanical keyboard thread
post your mech's faggots
inb4 razer and logitech plebs
My pok3r.
Mine
YLYL
>>676810875
sause?
I've got a fat bitch taking requests
inb4 timestamp, it's on it's way
all dubs posts will be sent to her
sharpie in pooper
TIMESTAMP, BITCH.
Spread them lips and get your fingers sticky
Rub peanut butter on nips
Best album ITT
Starting with the best.
>>676813965
one of the best
>>676813965
It's sooo fucking good.
Kobold adventure thread! First option to reach three votes wins.
Continued from >>676798790
If you want a brief summary of what has happened so far, ask someone else.
You reach down to the unconscious kobold and begin to rummage through his pockets. In his pants you find a small, easily concealable dagger. You take it. You strip his pants and put them on yourself. They fit like a charm, and cover up a hell of a lot more than just your loincloth. Around his neck, you find the kobold's coin pouch, containing three hundred coins! Holy moly!
You:
A) Finish the kobold off with his own dagger
B) Leave the alley and head for the kobold inn
C) Leave the alley and head for the human inn
D) Leave the alley and head for the market
C)
>>676814733
A
He's gonna try to get us afterwards
Alright /b/ I've made up my mind. This shop, 25 minutes.
m.ustream.tv/channel/lgcrc
Do it OP
Make us proud
>>676807946
I've just called them to alert them of this. I suggest you all do the same.
Least tell us what you'll look like so we know when its going down
OP here, I'm sure once it happens you'll know.
okay /b/ i know that some of you are going to ridicule me for this, but i wanted to put this out there and get your opinions on something that happened to me last week.
first, i want to say that i have a girlfriend and have been with her for 8 months now, and we have been sexually active.
my friend has sex with girls at parties every now and again, but is currently not seeing anyone.
this is about a sexual encounter that happened between me and a good friend (both guys).
be me
helping my friend install a new car stereo
we're working closely together inside of his car
i notice he smells good, and think "that's weird for me to notice this"
comment on it
he looks at me and smiles
get weird boner
i'm holding parts in place while he puts screws into the dashboard
lots of contact with each other, boner hardens even more
friend: "anon, are you hard?"
i probably turned bright red, because i could feel my face get hot.
me: "a little, but not sure why, just a random boner i guess"
friend: "you know those things are contageous don't you?", "now i'm getting a little hard too"
we keep working on installing the stereo
he jokingly says he needs to fap now thanks to me
>>676798183
>cont....
i jokingly rub his chest and nipples.
he looks me in the eye and doesn't stop me.
i can tell it's starting to get a little intense.
he's breathing kinda heavy, so i go for it and rub his crotch
he doesn't stop me and even opens his legs to give me better access.
he's really hard, and so am i now, that this is happening.
rub him though his jeans for a little bit.
>>676798183
faggot.
>>676798334
>i jokingly rub his chest and nipples.
FUCK OFF OP YOU ARE THE GAY
>>676798334
>cont....
i unbutton his jeans, and unzip his fly.
work my hand down into his boxers.
touch his bare cawk, and this sends electricity though me and him both.
he leans in and kisses me.
hollyfuck.jpg, what the fuck is happening here?
i continue rubbing him.
he is squirming all over.
he asks me if i would want to suck him, since he's never had a bj before.
i fugure fuck it, and tell him okay.
we move to the back seat and i pull down his jeans and boxers.
i see his boner for the first time.
i slowly kiss it on the head and then take it into my mouth.
i suck his dick based on my experience of getting mine sucked. careful to to let my teeth touch and working it nicely.
he has his eyes closed, and is moaning softly. this drives me crazy, and makes me want to do the best i can on him.
this goes on for awhile.
he says "anon, i'm gonna cum"
i start working him a bit more vigorously.
he is breathing really heaving and starting to buck under me.
he is trusthing pretty hard, and i feel his dick start to twitch.
next thing i know, my mouth is getting filled up with his hot jizz.
he is moaning so loud at this point, that i snap back to reality and get paranoid that somone might hear us.
i finish him off, and zip him up.
we relax for a few minutes, and go back to working on the stereo.
this was 3 days ago, and we haven't even mentioned it since it happened. it's just like it never happened.
things seem to still be cool between us, but i am feeling a bit weird now. haven't told him anything, because i don't want to ruin our friendship. i have been frieds with him for a long time, and he is one of my best friends.
have any of you ever had any similar experiences?
did the guilty feelings stop?
O.K. Guys, you know the drill
help me get laid.
Dubs or 69 decides.
I am op and i am desperatee
Want to fuck tonight?
Ask her if she prefers he pickles be dill or regular
>>676814600
Winrar
Diaper thread?
Diaper thread.
>>676805121
I thought I owned every diaper there is to own...what is that?
Why try diapers give me the pros
Waifu claiming thread again
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Hugs for all
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>insult other waifus
>most important: Have fun!
>>676814063
the other is having a better start, let's 404 this one
>>676814272
could just delete it fam.
>>676813908
Hard to say if it's even a girl but I like to consider it while Frisk is male. Sort of like a ying yang. Also what the hell is the kid doing being your waifu?
Name a sadder movie death
>>676809147
oh no a ded dog im so sad.
>>676809147
Did you even try
Have any of you retards ever even seen The Notebook?
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
I found a mouse in my trash can today.
Not sure what I should do with this.
Pee on it then let it go with a message to tell his friends not to come around anymore
>>676806869
I'm tempted to light a small fire in there and slowly feed the flames.
>>676806869
don't come around here no more
>>676807207
Naw, just pee on it /b/ro
New to android phones. Can /b/ recommend some launchers/wallpapers to make it look less generic? Also general phone wallpaper/launcher rate thread
Pic related is mine right now
>>676804415
i use an animated background and all my shit is on one page inside folders
it works
use this
>>676804415
Nova is a good launcher
>>676804692
What's an animated background look like?
2/3
>one time her period's late by a week
>imagine the frustration
>she eventually gets it, but is pale white for weeks
>I start to loose my friends
>getting worse every month
>every once and then we can afford a few condoms
I forgot to mention that they are fucking expensive here, like they WANT young ppl to get preggo
>fuck like animals when protection is on
>also when its off
>one month, around that time
>she disappears
>ohno
>my heads spinning, I think of worse and worse ideas
>then I find out
>her period was late again
>she wanted to hide it
>she left home for a few days
>doing things i dont wanna know
>cutting herself and shit
>ultimately taken to a hospital because of mental state
>someone found her wandering I guess
>Im afraid of her mother, and my parents and such, but this incident is basically forgotten instantly
>they dont really find out why she did it
>period was late, but it came eventually
>I can take no more
>its summer
>I ask her to come with me for a walk
>she knows what I want
3/3
>were on an empty field, sitting in the grass or what
>I tell that i am going to snap if this continues
>im crying
>I loved her
>she agrees
>she loved me
>we cant continue
>but we cant stop
>the sex was good, but this was much much moar
>we somehow manage to break up
>shes wailing, me too, im howling of crying
>we sit there for hours
>we agree that this was for the best
>cant leave
>sleep on the field
Its lucky that noone was there to see or hear us literally roaring of sadness.
>mfw I probably broke up with the girl I was meant to marry, if I was 10 years older
>mfw i had a 2 year relationship when I was 15
>mfw this might have been love, something i havent felt since
>mfw no money for condoms
>mfw when the sex is so good, it ruins everything
>we talked once, 2 years after this. hearing her voice felt like coming home
>she told me she loved me. I loved her.
>it would have been impossible to meet then, she moved away to some other fucking town
>back then I missed her, now its fading, but this changed me. I had to fucking grow up. It wasnt good.
Well, I read this after I finished, and I have to say that my writing skills are little to none, but I'll post, maybe some of you can relate.
>>676798891
tl:dr
>>676798891
Op, you could have gotten a part time job you lazy fuck, so you would be fucking like rabbits even now.
just what I need
I'm not posting my shit again
How often do you get dubs /b/?
>>676804011
statistically it's 1 in 11
never, i go for trips.
>>676804077
Holy fuck
>>676804077
what about trips?
Fap Worthy Fakes. Anyone feel like sharing some?
celeb or oc?
>>676807370
I like oc but everything's good.
New Loli Bread
(Baked In High Res Edition)
i want to hear a girl talking in a loli voice, but talking really dirty.
any help?
