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Name a sadder movie death
>>676809147
oh no a ded dog im so sad.
>>676809147
Did you even try
Have any of you retards ever even seen The Notebook?
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
>>676809873
tits or gtfo
I found a mouse in my trash can today.
Not sure what I should do with this.
Pee on it then let it go with a message to tell his friends not to come around anymore
>>676806869
I'm tempted to light a small fire in there and slowly feed the flames.
>>676806869
don't come around here no more
>>676807207
Naw, just pee on it /b/ro
>>676806703
don't talk to him or his son ever again
New to android phones. Can /b/ recommend some launchers/wallpapers to make it look less generic? Also general phone wallpaper/launcher rate thread
Pic related is mine right now
>>676804415
i use an animated background and all my shit is on one page inside folders
it works
use this
>>676804415
Nova is a good launcher
>>676804692
What's an animated background look like?
install nova and zooper
and don't get the from the play store
just install an apk of the full version for free
google it
2/3
>one time her period's late by a week
>imagine the frustration
>she eventually gets it, but is pale white for weeks
>I start to loose my friends
>getting worse every month
>every once and then we can afford a few condoms
I forgot to mention that they are fucking expensive here, like they WANT young ppl to get preggo
>fuck like animals when
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3/3
>were on an empty field, sitting in the grass or what
>I tell that i am going to snap if this continues
>im crying
>I loved her
>she agrees
>she loved me
>we cant continue
>but we cant stop
>the sex was good, but this was much much moar
>we somehow manage...
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>>676798891
tl:dr
>>676798891
Op, you could have gotten a part time job you lazy fuck, so you would be fucking like rabbits even now.
just what I need
I'm not posting my shit again
How often do you get dubs /b/?
>>676804011
statistically it's 1 in 11
never, i go for trips.
>>676804077
Holy fuck
>>676804077
what about trips?
>>676804077
>>676804011
Not as often as you guys
Fap Worthy Fakes. Anyone feel like sharing some?
celeb or oc?
>>676807370
I like oc but everything's good.
New Loli Bread
(Baked In High Res Edition)
i want to hear a girl talking in a loli voice, but talking really dirty.
any help?
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbR 8bFRxoYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zim6fQvx3KY
Fresh OC
Nude or nah?
>>676798448
Trophy thread: chicks you're proud to have fucked. PT.2
>>676803904
That's like bragging for winning a bronze trophy
Uhm, yeah.. About that...
>>676804162
she was pretty good tbh
>>676803904
Post some nudes bra
FB Fap thread
Y U NO ROAM
>>676795505
YOURE POSTING ILLEGAL MATERIAL...ENJOY GETTING V&
Left or right?
My cousin
ITT: gay anthropomorphic animals.
Does anyone know a way to deal with ants effectively?
>>676804090
petrol and a match
I like gay porn. Does anyone else like gay porn?
>>676805204
I don't want to burn my house down.
>>676804090
You could gather them into a tube and slide them into your butthole
Thx Titler
sage and reported. pupper.
Thx titler
Thx Titler
Thx so much
>>676803426
Thx Titler
Thx Titler
FB fap thread since last one = image limit GO
>>676807754
If only I had her nudes still
>>676807907
can't actually express how salt i am
More!
You save you lose
Waifu claiming thread Quatr.0
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Hugs for all
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>676806369
>Where did the milk come from?
>>676806471
You can If I keep it up
>>676806369
>Yuuko
>In Murica
>Gay
They're wrong, aren't they?
>Wouldn't mind if they were right tough
They're really sweet! Thing is, it works with my contacts who I have. Those need to give me new contacts and so one. I don't think I have enough contacts for that.
Most of my contacts are high school students. Not university or college students who already live alone
>>676806181
Hello. I'm doing great
>>676806369
>where did milk come from
I always wondered this.
>oh yeah. Look at them baby cows suck on dem tities. Ohoooooh man. I need some of that
Marie rose claimed
for ruby anon
>>676807299
hi atago!!!
Name rate thread?
ill go first
Hayden,
>>676804871
starwars/10
>>676804940
DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMIN
>>676804871
6,5
lucas
Riley
Be honest anon.
>>676802578
because i cheated on both of them an they found out
>>676802578
Shy boyy ayy lmao
>>676802578
I had to move back in with my parents and don't know how to date someone when I don't have enough money for gas.
>>676802578
I'm fucked up, stressed, depressed, get angry easily, jelaous and I only have a girlfriend that I'm in love with.
The last girl I fell in love with was a cold hearted bitch that doesn't believe in relationships cuz "ppl always break up" and only cares about money. We're still friends after all the shit she did and I don't know why I still hang out with her, maybe I still have feels for her or something...
Because I'm a pussy
Post yourself ITT
>>676801617
age?
Civ thread continued.
>The women are still locked in the prison
>We've just created the bridge to the left side of the stream
>One of our men were lost in the forest after investigating a rustling noise
>One female child and one male child were born.
Roll for dubs. Try to at least make the suggestions plausible, I'm ignoring outrageous ones.
>>676803764
Women start preasuring for rights to the point of subjugation
i got dubbz here
>>676803766
big fat muslim kills earth
Metal tools
>>676803959
No niggers in the civilization yet, and old thread is dead.
