Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler.
>>715453149
...and that is bad how?
>>715453149
Heil mein furhur trump!
This is now a leftist hate thread. Some fresh OC from this morning
ITT: Times you cockblocked yourself like a retard, i'll start.
>be me senoir year
>no gf but i have a female friend i'm really close to
>convince her to come over for some tea
>ptoclaim my love for her (and that i want to fuck every hole she's got)
>after a bit of talking she declines my advances
>i concede
>she leaves
>the chair still smells like her
>jack off to her smell
>get a message from her
>"Actually Anon i've changed my mind let's do this"
>i awnser
>"Na it's alright i alreafy jacked off"
>"Ohh Ok...."
>wait 2 hour
>realise what i did
>cry myself to sleep
What about you /b/rothers?
>>715442556
>"Na it's alright i already jacked off"
i cant believe u said that...
i just... i can't believe it...
>>715442556
No fucking way OP.. please tell me you are making this up
>>715442556
Good, you didn't let pussy make you spineless enough to crawl back to someone that rejected you.
>>715442556
dude...you have to be joking,nobody can be that retarded
New celeb thread
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deutschland faden?
mach ma
wieviel mililiter kotzt man so aus?
wie glücklich seid ihr, wenn ihr nach dem abseilen einer wurst nicht wischen müsst?
was ist die beste pizzakombination?
was gibts bei euch an weihnachten zu essen?
>>715441165
Spasti. Warum werden diese Scheißfragen antworten?
>wieviel mililiter kotzt man so aus?
Weiß ned
>wie glücklich seid ihr, wenn ihr nach dem abseilen einer wurst nicht wischen müsst?
nicht so
>was ist die beste pizzakombination?
Salami und Wurst
>was gibts bei euch an weihnachten zu essen?
Salat und Mac n Chesse und Schinken
Kennt ihr Frauen aus eurer Umgebung oder so, die schonmal pornos gedreht haben oder so?
YLYL (Good Content Edition)
Can u hear that ?
The bananas r coming
What's your ultimate dreamcar, /b/?
>>715454289
Hummer(and yes my dick is small)
Love the Zonda too, but the Huayra beats it hands down
>>715454485
>'67 Shelby Cobra GT 500
Holy shit! Are you me?
Loli thread
ITT, We are all on the same flight.
>>715452214
>Starts shooting tweedies at other passengers
I has bomb.
>>715452333
Gets some trips
Free peanuts, now?
>>715452314
Sure, I'll take them!
Even more lolis
more
Post images that REALLY makes you think
>>715442078
A lot has gone down in Europe. Shootings, bombings, thousands of women raped, the French president or prime minister (whatever they have) stating outright that the French people are just gonna have live with terrorist attacks. Yeah, hydra would seem appealing.
>>715442367
cancer
Bump. OP you lazy bastard you could try and keep your own thread alive.
Traps, go!
>>715441500
>>715441620
>>715441764
These aren't traps they are cross dressers. Traps are traps because they trap you by making you think they are a woman. These are men in women's clothes.
The Us is fucked, start learning Russian now bitches.
Good, now can I get free vodka and free fit women?
>>715451074
>implying that russia is better.
>>715451074
Но я уже умею гворить по русский.
>>715451432
lul Russia is better faggot. wake up and smell the sweet scent of the world laughing at the US
/b/, I'm a 19 year old beta, kissless virgin who got diagnosed with cancer a few months ago. I've always had a pretty shitty life but this was just the icicing on the shit cake. Before I inevitably have to go through chemo, I wanted to get laid and just experience what having someone give a shit about you feels like. There was this cute chick in my programming class at community college who i've been talking to for the past 3 months, and I finally got the nerve to ask her out (on text, i know, beta af) and then she just didn't respond. That was the nail in the fucking coffin /b/. I am so fucking angry at this pile of shit that has been handed to me and called life. I have never legitimately considered suicide and I still haven't to this day, but seriously what the fuck yo. I have till the 3rd of January to find out if I have to do chemo and I just want to get laid before I possibly have to go through hell for the rest of my short life. I'm not the best looking dude around I know that for sure, and my shit personality has gotten me into trouble more times than I can count, but I'm hopeless /b/. Tinder aint working for shit either.
Warning: I am going to say something you do not want to hear.
Who is paying for chemo? I'd argue it isn't you, mustn't that person care?
>>715437362
If it makes you feel any better i am 33 and kissless virgin,
Im all but certain i have some sort of rektal cancer or the likes, havent been to the doctor dont want to know for sure i do have cancer would prefer to die in peace.
Havent told my parents family or friends so they dont know anything is up, i dont talk about it because my aunt is litterally always talking about her new iphone or whos dying or whos going to die and it pisses me off to no fucking end.
Like who the fuck cares who is dying and who the fuck actually wants to hear about it, fucking nobody thats who.
I wish she would just stop fucking talking about her mundane shit and other people.
Anyways best of luck getting laid man.
You arent alone, just wanted you to know that.
>>715437531
My parents. I agree, they definitely care about me very much but that just isn't the kind of beloning I crave for in life. I'm well aware that there are people out there who never grew up in a loving environment with two people. So what gives me the right to complain, am I right? When there are people out there who never even had a shot at life and I'm over here complaining about my failed attempts at it so far, but thats not what I want from it. I want to become a billonaire CEO of a cancer research company so fucking bad, I want the money, the glam, the glits, the smoking hot wife, I want it all and I feel like I would never be happy unless I achieve that.
that's brutal man, the only reason I'm ok with being a virgin beta faggot is that I've got a long life to live
fuckin hang in there
Spiderman thread
>>715452358
Kill yourself: the thread.
Absolutely heretical.
All of you should die in a fire.
the bigger the better love fat asses can't get enough if a girl ain't into anal GTFO
>>715442810
More
Big and tasty.
Trips and I'll let you suck this fuckin gorilla dick
>>715439491
How about some better pics first
>>715439491
please god unleash the kraken
>>715439491
i want to see your dick so bad
Guys, we need to write a letter to the soon-to-be-president one word at a time, I'll start:
Dear
Orange
Nigger
Please
Fucker.
New celeb thread
>>715450579
Queen , all dicks out for Taylor come on anon's
Loli thread 5
