You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 12 year old babe
ay holes a goal
sheeeeeeeit
hm
rolllllll
>>672150345
MOARRRR of this goofy-ass girl
ITT: Worst dates
>be me 20
>shes 18
>schedule to meet girl at bowling alley
>turns into a double date with her friend
>they are an hour late
>other couple invites more people
>around 8 or so turn up
>they all know it's her first date with me
>all 16-18 year olds
>all are stoned as fuck
>purchase lane for an hour
>im the only one with money to pay
>after 2 frames they get bored
>all ditch me so they can go to the arcade
>stuck with other couple and myself
>cant hold a conversation
>go out for a smoke
>date comes with me
>3 of her friends follow
>constantly talking about people they know
>im practically invisible
>i smoke 2 to their 1
>ask me if i smoke weed
>say yes
>ask if ive done harder drugs
>tell truth
>tell them ive done everthing before
>ask me if i can get them molly
>tell them i can't
>i totally could have
>go back inside they are still in the arcade
>go back outside for another smoke
>what else am i gonna do?
>different group is out smoking
>introduce myself
>they introduce themselves
>all of them have raver nicknames
>"Songbird"
>and shit
>they ask me what music i like
>"i enjoy almost everything. from black power funk to industrial"
>they only listen to edm
>tell date im leaving
>go home drink a heinken and eat toast
>>672128302
I would post my shit prom story but it's long.
>>672129900
Dubs post story.
>>672130144
winrar
>be me
>17
>senior year
>glad to get out of this shithole
>ask qt3.14 out day before last day of school
>she actually said yes
>meet up that night at a local steakhouse
>buy her food
>things are going great
>she farts
>wut.png
>she farts again
>shes laughing
>im trying to keep my composure
>srsly this solid 8/10 chick is farting at my table
>shes getting loud with her laughing and farting
>odd looks from everyone else in the table
>we leave
>walk through the park downtown
>talking about what we're gonna do with our lives and shit
>tells me she always liked me as a friend
>friendzoned.webm
>couple of hours pass since our meal
>8pm
>we're smoking weed in the park
>tell her i always wanted to fuck her
>she has a blank look
>describe the ways i would fuck her
>shes like "oh really? thats hot"
>start kissing
>SHE FUCKING FARTS
>boner is gone
>shes laughing
>fuck this im out
>go home, smoke more weed, go to sleep
>next day, last day of high school
>in the halls saying goodbye to each other blahblah
>she comes up
>says she had a nice time and hopes we can do it again sometime
>lelok.gif
>asks if im free saturday after graduation ceremony
>sure
>never showed up to her house saturday
>been 6 years now, havent seen or spoke to her
>checked her facebook
>shes married, has 3 kids
>im not married, no kids
>sad
the gayest side of the mississippi
in for birds
>>672143909
just remember that SS is for strength not size.
cardio on weekends.
>>672144020
chances do increase though.
Penis?
>>672144124
A shit personality can put it back down.
Looking for god-tier autism stories, I'll do mine first.
>be me
>12 years old, just starting high school
>school does swimming carnival
>despite taking swimming lessons as a kid I swim like a limbless amputee
>happy to just chat to random fuck wits all day
>the school has these four teams who all compete to win
>you get 5 points for winning, 1 for just finishing
>house captain on my back for two fucking hours
>"If you compete just once ill stop asking you"
>decide to just signup for whatever is next
>its backstroke
>fuck I'm shit at backstroke
>FF to the comp
>standing on side of pool hoping to not fuck up
>at least 200 people watching
>jump in, swim with eyes closed cause i'm actually that cancerous at backstroke
>smash head into something
>think I just won
>throw hands up in celebration and open my eyes
>literally not even halfway and everyone else is already finishing
>some random lifeguard appears and starts encouraging me
>"you can do it, just keep going"
>"mate, its not happening"
>get out of pool right there
>everyone's looking at me
>fuck off to cry in the bathrooms cause im that much of a pussy
>mfw everyone brought it up for the next 4 years
>mfw no amount of bleach can help me forget
>mfw i didn't even get the point cause i never finished
Will wire excessively large amounts of money to whoever thinks they can top that.
>>672137847
OK I'll play
>be me 6 y/o beta fag
>thought hey why would I take my duck out at the toilet when I could take it out now
>pull down trousers take 2 inch dick out
>girls laugh don't know what they're laughing at
>teacher sees me expels me
>kids at new school find out about it call me small dick tim until 6th grade
>I now wanna kill myself
>be me
>be on 4chan
you guys dont have ultra bad stories c'mon.
Everyone has those in their lifes. dont make a big deal out of it... I would even go as far as to say you can joke about it to the people that know. If you own the situations they wont use it to make fun of you.
For me its a bit similar but my stories are just about stupid mistakes, my friends used to always fuck with me using them against me and stuff... now I just moke jokes about my own fuckups. Honestly man life isn't so bad if you take things lightly... thats the only important thing. TAKETHINGS LIGHTLY
>>672139203
YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE3EEEÊ
QUADS MUST KILL THEMSELVES
ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO ROLL??
>>672150489
Rolling again
ill roll fag
dare i
>>672150524
again.OP = fag
Whoever you land on you spend a full night with. No limits and she is willing to do anything.
Easy mode: 1 reroll
Hard Mode: No rerolls
Spoopy mode: No rerolls, you find a pic of whoever you land on and fap to it.
>>672152721
Roll
>>672152721
Rollin'
>>672152721
Rolling for five hard mode on.
>>672152721
2 pls
Pics you shouldn't share part 2256645688
Do you want to know more?
>>672142393
This her?
>>672142839
i'd put it in her ass
ITT: Post celeb titties.
rrrrrrrrrll
rld
rholl
>>672138934
Roll
>>672140600
Fuck yeah
Draw Thread
First
Banq please let me cum inside you.
>>672143752
i ffFFUCKNGIN WITHSH. WISH.
do you even reALINZE how much furry porn i consume in a day, andn ot one of it is barely shadow-related
shadows not even female how could i mate with a guy without it being awkward
>>672144387
I will break my own arm and tell her you did it
>>672144424
oh god what now?
Steam Raping/Trading/Begging Bread
so there is this game called Subnautica that I kept an eye on for a while and watching the game developed and wanted to give it a try.
any richanon willing to help a poorfag?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/n1ggerLov3r69/
[H]
GTA V
Dark Souls II SOTFS
Dark Souls II + DLC (non SOTFS)
Just Cause collection
Metal Slug 3
Arena Wars 2
Strike Vector
Startopia
The Ship
[W]
Dark Souls III + season pass
Post id if interested
>>672137176
i will give you Dark Souls III + season pass if you put my pee pee in your ass
>>672137654
Sounds like a great idea pal, will you send it over in a package?
S/fur
Sexy things and slender bodies
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
or playing with a girls belly
or just looking at a belly
#lonely
Slender bodies are the best.
>niggers
>cuckolding
Comdoms
When they don't film the moneyshot. Looking at you amateur porn.
>>672140436
overlaied sounds
My girlfriend
>See how long you hold your breath writing 'freedom'
>post results
>if you reach maximum character limit, then you have won your freedom
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Deutsch
weil gleich mittag
was geht am we?
wieso ist OP einsam aber auch nicht?
was ist euer best gehütetste geheimnis?
>>672139656
whoa, könnte es sein das ich als erster poste!?
wahrscheinlich nicht!
>>we
eher arbeiten an meiner nebenberuflichen Tätigkeit damit ich aus der verhurten Lohnsklaverei rauskomme und du?
>> einsam
no gf oder was ist dein problem?
>> geheimnis
es ist aus dem grund so gut gehütet weil ich das niemandem erzähle und schon gar nicht im internetz
Wer hat gestern alles die Phoenix-Runde geschaut?
ASYLRECHT IN EUROPA ABSCHAFFEN
FPÖ FÜR EUROPA
>>672140037
>>672140114
wow, so schnell wurde ein deutsch-fred ja noch nie ruiniert, geh kacken du nazi-spast
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>672137776
I like 4chan
My dad is in the KKK but I'm not actually a racist
>>672138028
4chan is cool guy
I care ... alot
New friends you'd smash thread
WHERE'S THE FLUFFY ABUSE THREAD
/wwe/ general #1971 - RIP Hayabusa
rip /outlaw/ wrestler
>>672134908
Outlaw as he was, he did innovate a lot of flippy shit we take now for granted.
Press F to pay respects to janny. He died of hot pocket overdose 30 minutes ago.
>>672135009
f
Never forget this too
