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hey /b/ I need help, I've been friends with this girl for years and I thinks it's time, I think she's perfect for me. I need dubs to figure out what to say and it better be creative and pls don't fucking ruin this.
>>713783527
>im madly in love with your estranged father. we are getting married and i am your new mother. we cant continue this.
Girl when I think of you, my dick just start jumping like a fucking kangaroo
>>713783527
Bruh if you actually give a fuck just be honest. Tell her how you feel about her. Tell her you think she's beautiful and shit and see how she takes it. Don't be like "DATE ME PLS" like a fucking retard. Just be sincere and straightforward. Goddamn.
>>713783988
CHECK MY DUBS MOTHERFUCKER SEND THE WEEZY LYRICS
>>713783988
Winrar
chubbies
When they are just the right size... :)
Big tits in your face are what life is about
>>713776999
>>713777816
10/10
Ex
Small tits. Let's go.
>>713773200
Gross
>>713773297
Well aware. Only small tits bitch I had.
Analysis. What prompted you to post in this thread?
freklz i missed you
i was posting in the last one
>>713784989
Eisen and Snuffles are here and they are like some of the only fur posters I actually like.
Pics You Shouldn't Share and Those You Saved From Other Anons. Pt 3
>>713778178
anymore of this one?
s/fur
>>713782004
Oh shitwaddup
Dubs decides what I do with this sharpie magnum.
stick it up the ass
Throw it away in the garbage disposal and turn it on.
Draw us a fucking picture.
>inb4 OP got dubs
>>713781047
Reroll
hey /b/, looking for an account sharing community
http://bitpasses.net/community/
wolven magic thread
>>713773627
Faggot
>>713774134
ruude
Girl from my school that has an annoyingly big crush on me, literally just shit send stuff I find on here to entertain her so I don't have to converse. try to help me scare her off ~
dubs picks what I say
>>713779940
I love you so much. Wanna grab a slice sometime?
Send nudes or i will see no need in talking to you ever again.
>>713779940
Hey I've always loved you, wanna grab some pizza?
Tbh of you don't send nudes then you can count on this friendship being over.
>>713780179
This
Does any one have the rest of this story?
also fluffy thread
>>713772766
What the fuck is this?
>>713772766
I have, but thanks too Hiro I can't post it now.
>>713772766
you going to post the rest of that?
>>713773336
the fun is just getting started. Please take a seat.
wwyd thread
>>713764721
I'd break her of that attitude real fast. I'd push her to her knees and throatfuck her hard, choking her with every stroke, then throw her on the floor facedown, rip off her pants, and fuck her mercilessly, cumming in her tight asshole. Then I'd invite some local niggers to come have a turn.
Wwyd to her?
>>713764721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>713765108
whip out my dick and slap that smile off of her face. tie her up to a urinal in central park and fuck her raw. set up some cameras and charge passersby to enjoy her. tree fiddy.
>>713764721
I'd break that finger.
s/fur
the floof saga continues
Someone get trips and I'll take this off
trips get
I SAID TRIPS GET
TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPSSSSSSS GEEEEEEETTTTTT
You're not worth trips hagggggggggggggg
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>713766939
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't
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カラミチーマス
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now claimed!
>>713777010
Well Mikasa always listens to me and can make a conversation and that really makes me happy
C-Celeb th-thread... y-yes please... m-maybe... yes...
>>713774185
You are supposed to let this faggot's thread 404.
>>713775313
Goddess Emma
You must reply to this thread or this will happen to you.
>immunities not available in this thread
>>713774195
Reply.
U made Kanye weep
fuckfuckfuckfuck nononononononono
>>713774195
fuck off scott
Secret / vent / Advice
Pt 2
From last thread.
>>713770624
>Dayummm she's tall. Is she taller than you?
Nah, she's maybe and inch or two shorter. So, she is shorter, but not by much. (I'm like 5'10 or 179 CM)
>Condom or no condom? Cum inside or outside?
Condom, and cum on her face
I really wanna fuck a trap
I fucked my wife's best friend...my wife has no clue..it was amazing. We now fuck when my wife goes out of town. And we fuck in my bed..
I love my children and my wife but I feel trapped.
I want to move to west coast and work on my career. I also want to start a YouTube channel.
>>713771427
I also feel trapped...
hey.... i was told that this is a good place to make friends... would anyone like to talk with me...?
>>713769142
is this girl's name tessa?
>>713769142
post anus
whats good
>>713769310
my name is laura, nice to meet you :)
Ill talk
Why do liberals have such a hard time forming opinions on their own instead of just parroting the talking points fed to them by their favorite late night talk show hosts?
>>713773312
lol the irony of a right winger sayng such hypocrisy is lulz worthy
10/10 fail rating
When I was younger in the 2000's, conservatives were the dumbest and easiest to fool demographic. That has switched to SJW liberals. Not to say that there aren't plenty of dumb conservatives, there are. I'm just saying that liberals now tend to be completely brainwashed.
>>713773312
now goback to your moms basement you virgin fag
>>713774290
No I don't think that's true. I think you just matured. Most people tend to move right when they mature. I'm not talking about SJWs either. I just mean your run of the mill liberal. It seems like liberals don't read anything of substance or anything that challenges their ideology. They read everything inside their left wing bubble. new york times. washington post. huffington post. the gaurdian. The are all essentially the same. Where as most right people I know read those outlets to laugh...
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>>713775148
I don't think the Sanders types who stray from identity politics fit into that, but I mostly agree with you. There is definitely a maturity factor here. I really did become less liberal when I started working and supporting myself, experiencing more and meeting new people. So many people are irredeemable pieces of shit. Be it laziness, lack of morality, no regard for society etc. They cannot be changed.
