new loli bread?
last one is over
>>768106464
Post mommies fucking their little girls. Futa or not, just age difference yuri
>>768106511
I m a cuck n Enjoyed other guy touching/ peeping my gf.
AMA
>>768106262
is your gf's asshole like the one in the pic? show me
Show your gf
>>768106262
You like watching men please your woman, huh? Where are you from?
>>768106844
That's my gf
Trap bread!
>>768107179
D.. don't t.. tell me she's a boy
>>768107321
A boy and dead anon
Any anon who fucked a horse here?
why horse pucci looks so tasty?
>>768102448
it looks digusting, there is an unwashed anus right above it
>>768102448
We are naturally attracted to large, smooth muscular asses and there's no finer ass than horse ass
I bet it's a large reason why they got domesticated in the first place
No experience though sadly, I'm a city slicker
>>768102448
I do.
Why you think it looks nice is something only you can answer.
>>768102448
So...
No one's ever fucked a hourse?
The Democratic party is a terrorist organization. Try to prove me wrong, pro tip you can't. They literally set up these false flag events for no absolutely good reason but money. Shill for brains democrats just cry out for money in exchange for innocent blood spilled by brain washed puppets. Why even support these guys?
I agree 100%. The 2016 election opened my eyes.
Yes, the insidious Democrat Party intends to subvert American Capitalism by being pussies, openly taking bribes called 'contributions' from 'major donors,' threatening to destroy the constitution by keeping guns away from sperglord murder fetishists, and inexplicably pulling defeat out of the jaws of victory at every opportunity.
Those fucking Democrats...
Anyone who votes Demoncrap is a terrorist when you think about it, should be locked up.
no u
roll for your girl, dubs gets nudes
>>768103844
OP's 44 counts!
roll
6
rolling
What video games are you playing /b/?
l4d 2
skyrim
tf 2
Game of life in southeastern europe
Its really hardcore stuff
Dark souls can suck a dick compared to this
>>768105783
Rayman Legends
>>768105783
What a faggot... I play TsumTsum and this awesome game called Matchington Mansion
Have you ever been told you have a small penis?
>>768107153
No, but I do.
>>768107153
No. I already know that and refrain from showing it to anyone.
>>768107153
No. I always thought I did until I measured it after a chick said she wasn't ready and my dick was really painful
>>768107524
The only people who said I had a small penis. Also have never seen my penis. Just went off the part asian that I am
New celeb threadd
>>768106758
Oh boy! This means we finally get new leaks!! I hope we get someone very hot whom I've actually heard of this time! Maybe Selena Gomez, maybe Zendaya, maybe even G!!
FB/IG Thread || Gorgeous girls only edition
-job
-salary
-what college degree you have if any
-if you're using anything you learned from said college degree
>residential satellite install tech
>w2 says I just barely cleared 70k last year
>associates in electrical engineering
>don't really use it at all. Problem solving I guess but none of the actual math or science. Many don't even have degrees in my field.
How do I kill myself without pain? I do not have acces to guns. Nothing too complicated, I am retarded.
crush in a blender 20 apple cores for easy cyanide
>>768101429
Pain is a 4 letter word. And so is life
>>768101429
take a bunch of Ativan and hang yourself, if you time it properly you can pass out and drop, if that makes any sense
>>768101429
buy a pre 80s car drive out somewhere secluded and tape crap tubing to your exhaust to window. Smoke a joint or pop a sleep pill with your favorite tunes. And just drift off to sleep
Vola?
Bump?
>>768099209
YES
>>768098124
I have my V-card am I allowed entry?
This fucking thread again: ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.
>>768101522
What it's like being a wizard?
Try a prostitute dud
>>768101579
My powers are beyond your comprehension.
>>768101580
Would address the symptom and not the underlying cause which is that I have no game.
>>768101522
Omg get a fucking prostitute. They are so much fun.
Creepshot Thread
>>768103280
any voy/hidden?
ITT: Post your dirtiest and best true sex stories
I'll start
>be 16
>have been with gf for a year
>gf is about 30cm shorter than me, has dark brown hair, big blue/green eyes and a curvy body with an ass to die for
>extended family are all gathering at my aunt and uncle's house about a 3 hour drive away
>mum's driving, gf and are are sitting in the back with a blanket covering us as it's very cold
>start rubbing gf's clit teasingly, eventually slip a finger inside her warm, wet pussy and stroke slowly
>after some time of this, with gf giving me the most hungry eyes I'd ever seen then, I said aloud that I was going to sleep (not so subtle looking back)
>lay my head on gf's lap
>say (again, not subtle in retrospect) that it's too bright and then cover the blanket over my head
>under the covers pull down gf's pants slightly
>start giving her clit licks
>can't go all out due to the positioning and angle but this just makes gf hornier as I'm basically teasing her
>continue licking her for a few minutes before stoppping and then actually falling asleep
>once we reach my relatives' town we head to my cousin's house, which is where we'll be staying
(Cont.)
>>768096778
(2/2)
>cousin and parents say gf and I can stay in the same room 'cos they're awesome
>immediatly go to our room, which is actually the playroom for my cousin's kids who were 3 and 5, with a mattress on the floor
>gf demands that I fuck her, says she's been achingly horny the whole car ride
>I go to shut the door
>everybody walk th-
>just kidding
>I go to shut the door and gf says no, it'd be too obvious
>she pulls her pants down just enough to expose her ass and then gets on all fours on the mattress
>'hurry up' she says
>I pull my pants down, chuck a condom on and then mount her from behind
>fuck her with fast movements but not balls deep so that there won't be a slapping noise
>gf is barely containing her moans as I fuck her from doggystyle
>cousins kids start running up and dowm the corridor past our room (which still has the door open)
>stop humping gf but she turns around and with a red face says 'don't stop'
>start up again
>mum yells from the lounge what the 'lovebirds' are doing that's taking so long and that gf needs to meet my cousins
>while still fucking we both yell out that we're just unpacking and will be out soon
>finish after a few minutes and cum buckets
>immediately pull pants up, wrap condom in a tissue and hide it in my suitcase
>join the others in the lounge
>they all give us the most knowing looks ever
>didn't care, I was in heaven
>gf bites her lip every time we made eye contact that night
What a great memory
>>768096803
>>768096778
Sorry about all the typos, shit
Forgot to mention that my cousin's kids, despite running past our room several times, never looked in or saw us miraculously
I've always wondered what my gf would've done if they saw us
>OP thinks he looks like the pic in OP
>be 14
>be autistic and cant handle social situations
>make friends with other like me
>i seem to have it the worse
>move to the autistic school for autistic kids
>1 to 1 teaching
>years past and im learning a lot and still friends with my friends in other school
>they are now chad, nearly all have lost virginity and talk to other chads are hot girls
>i am still autistic
>one day im working in the same room with another student
>really cute 8/10 shy quite autistic girl
>when i say autistic, we aren't actually autistic we just are bad in social situations
>both of our classes finish class at the same time
>both leave the school through the same door
>we walk the same way
>she is walking all in on herself listening to music
>he awaken an inner chad in me and grow the balls to talk to her
>"you-u have really cute hair"
>long curly dark brown hair
>she blushes and says "thanks"
>i get closer to her and say "what were you learning today"
>she says "just english literature"
>i say "i fucking hate english literature, are you any good at it"
>she "i guess but i dont enjoy it either"
>she opens her arms and lifts her chin up
>i ask for her name and if she has facebook or whatsapp
>she says he name, lets called her Beth, and gives me her number instead of a facebook or whatsapp.
>talk more and say it was a could talk and look forward to meeting again
>we text and talk on the phone
>find out she went through a similar life as me
>autistic friends now chad
>fast forward a couple weeks and she invites me to her house
>her room really simple with a few colourful posters on the walls. plushies on shelves.
>she goes down to get some water for the both of us
>im left in her room
>see clothes on the floor, underware
>really cute matching panties and bras
>boner
>she comes back in and notices me looking at her clothes
>she cleans them up, trying to hide them
>sit on bed talking about our interests, music, books, movies, games.
cont
I am back. Same rules as last time: Give Me some kind of request, add a hot pic to it, and I’ll do it if at least somewhat reasonable. I do tolerate some pain. My anus still hurts from last time.
I might add that I delivered almost everything
>>768104604
that thing is tiny anon
>>768105103
I like your legs though. I would let you give me some fuck.
>>768105128
It isn’t hard, it gets way larger.
Cock rate thread
Out of 10, what's average anyway?
>>768101661
What do you mean out of 10 whats average anyway? 5/10... Right in the middle. Or do you mean size where 5.5 - 6 is the average.
why not
>>768101895
No, that's what I mean. If someone is 5/10, that means average? Because 5 out of 10 seems really shitty. I figured average would be a higher rating.
Irish girls thread
Let's give the Dublin girls some love
Bump
>>768098390
Reminder to vote no to the abortion of Irish babies
I used to be really gay.
I used to hang out at gay bars.
I've been fucked in the ass twice (once by a guy with a huge cock, the other by a guy with a cock the size of my thumb - funny because I had to fake moan)
I've fucked a few guys in the ass (cant remember how many)
Sucked at least 20 cocks
Kissed several guys
sucked balls
Swallowed cum once
Gayest thing is probably asking a guy to cum all over my face while I was on my knees.
Now I am completely straight. Over the years my liking for guys faded, and I much prefer pretty girls. Not that keen on sucking pussy.
Went through a bit of an identity crisis because I wrapped my identity around my sexuality. Have very few friends now because my whole social network was the gay community.
Now im a sad straightfag struggling to find a nice girl. Maybe Im just picky. Just life is a little shitty. Dont know how you strightfags lived like this throughout your lives. Women are far more demanding of men than gay men.
Thanks for letting me share this.
>>768101831
>because I wrapped my identity around my sexuality
>Women are far more demanding of men than gay men.
That's because women are looking for a man to be a longtime partner with, eventually start a family, probably have kids, etc... Gay men, on the other hand, are thinking only about busting a nut. After all, most gay/trans/etc. people base their entire life around sex and their sexuality, and those two things always seem to come first and foremost to them...
>>768102235
I don't think you can say that for all gays, I have lots of other hobbies that are more important to me than sex
>>768101831
What’s wrong with faggots?
>sucked 20,000 benis
>kissed several guys
>>768101831
>Swallowed cum once
>Sucked at least 20 cocks
