Trap bread!
>>768107179
D.. don't t.. tell me she's a boy
>>768107321
A boy and dead anon
>>768107321
Frank Wolf. Is dead now sadly. RIP.
Any anon who fucked a horse here?
why horse pucci looks so tasty?
>>768102448
it looks digusting, there is an unwashed anus right above it
>>768102448
We are naturally attracted to large, smooth muscular asses and there's no finer ass than horse ass
I bet it's a large reason why they got domesticated in the first place
No experience though sadly, I'm a city slicker
>>768102448
I do.
Why you think it looks nice is something only you can answer.
>>768102448
So...
No one's ever fucked a hourse?
>>768103814
So...
You didn't read the post above yours?
The Democratic party is a terrorist organization. Try to prove me wrong, pro tip you can't. They literally set up these false flag events for no absolutely good reason but money. Shill for brains democrats just cry out for money in exchange for innocent blood spilled by brain washed puppets. Why even support these guys?
I agree 100%. The 2016 election opened my eyes.
Yes, the insidious Democrat Party intends to subvert American Capitalism by being pussies, openly taking bribes called 'contributions' from 'major donors,' threatening to destroy the constitution by keeping guns away from sperglord murder fetishists, and inexplicably pulling defeat out of the jaws of victory at every opportunity.
Those fucking Democrats...
Anyone who votes Demoncrap is a terrorist when you think about it, should be locked up.
no u
Whole system is fucked, not just the dems. The republicans are already filthy rich and now with trump in power they can do whatever they want if only they wuld agree on something other than the tax cut
roll for your girl, dubs gets nudes
>>768103844
OP's 44 counts!
roll
6
rolling
>>768103844
rollerio
What video games are you playing /b/?
l4d 2
skyrim
tf 2
Game of life in southeastern europe
Its really hardcore stuff
Dark souls can suck a dick compared to this
>>768105783
Rayman Legends
>>768105783
What a faggot... I play TsumTsum and this awesome game called Matchington Mansion
>>768105783
Heavy Metal Gear of War Craft 2
Have you ever been told you have a small penis?
>>768107153
No, but I do.
>>768107153
No. I already know that and refrain from showing it to anyone.
>>768107153
No. I always thought I did until I measured it after a chick said she wasn't ready and my dick was really painful
>>768107524
The only people who said I had a small penis. Also have never seen my penis. Just went off the part asian that I am
>>768107153
Yes, one but then after I fucked her she said it "I guess it wasn't as small as I thought"
Been told it was big a few times, but in my heart I know Im 6.5x5.2, not big but luckily not tiny.
I am 6'3 tho, so its looks pretty small
New celeb threadd
>>768106758
>>768106758
Oh boy! This means we finally get new leaks!! I hope we get someone very hot whom I've actually heard of this time! Maybe Selena Gomez, maybe Zendaya, maybe even G!!
>>768106982
kys loser
FB/IG Thread || Gorgeous girls only edition
-job
-salary
-what college degree you have if any
-if you're using anything you learned from said college degree
>residential satellite install tech
>w2 says I just barely cleared 70k last year
>associates in electrical engineering
>don't really use it at all. Problem solving I guess but none of the actual math or science. Many don't even have degrees in my field.
How do I kill myself without pain? I do not have acces to guns. Nothing too complicated, I am retarded.
crush in a blender 20 apple cores for easy cyanide
>>768101429
Pain is a 4 letter word. And so is life
>>768101429
take a bunch of Ativan and hang yourself, if you time it properly you can pass out and drop, if that makes any sense
>>768101429
buy a pre 80s car drive out somewhere secluded and tape crap tubing to your exhaust to window. Smoke a joint or pop a sleep pill with your favorite tunes. And just drift off to sleep
>>768101429
Jump into fast-moving traffic, head first. Preferably go under something big with lots of wheels.
Vola?
Bump?
>>768099209
YES
>>768098124
I have my V-card am I allowed entry?
This fucking thread again: ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.
>>768101522
What it's like being a wizard?
Try a prostitute dud
>>768101579
My powers are beyond your comprehension.
>>768101580
Would address the symptom and not the underlying cause which is that I have no game.
>>768101522
Omg get a fucking prostitute. They are so much fun.
>>768101522
Why don't you just give up and forget about having sex for the rest of your life?
Creepshot Thread
>>768103280
any voy/hidden?
Opinions?
ITT: Post your dirtiest and best true sex stories
I'll start
>be 16
>have been with gf for a year
>gf is about 30cm shorter than me, has dark brown hair, big blue/green eyes and a curvy body with an ass to die for
>extended family are all gathering at my aunt and uncle's house about a 3 hour drive away
>mum's driving, gf and are are sitting in the back with a blanket covering us as it's very cold
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>>768096778
(2/2)
>cousin and parents say gf and I can stay in the same room 'cos they're awesome
>immediatly go to our room, which is actually the playroom for my cousin's kids who were 3 and 5, with a mattress on the floor
>gf demands that I fuck her, says she's been achingly horny the whole car ride
>I go to shut the door
>everybody walk th-
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>>768096803
>>768096778
Sorry about all the typos, shit
Forgot to mention that my cousin's kids, despite running past our room several times, never looked in or saw us miraculously
I've always wondered what my gf would've done if they saw us
>OP thinks he looks like the pic in OP
>be 14
>be autistic and cant handle social situations
>make friends with other like me
>i seem to have it the worse
>move to the autistic school for autistic kids
>1 to 1 teaching
>years past and im learning a lot and still friends with my friends in other school
>they are now chad, nearly all have lost virginity and talk to...
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>>768097020
Pretty good. OP
I am back. Same rules as last time: Give Me some kind of request, add a hot pic to it, and I’ll do it if at least somewhat reasonable. I do tolerate some pain. My anus still hurts from last time.
I might add that I delivered almost everything
>>768104604
that thing is tiny anon
>>768105103
I like your legs though. I would let you give me some fuck.
>>768105128
It isn’t hard, it gets way larger.
>>768105128
Some kind of request maybe?
Cock rate thread
Out of 10, what's average anyway?
>>768101661
What do you mean out of 10 whats average anyway? 5/10... Right in the middle. Or do you mean size where 5.5 - 6 is the average.
why not
>>768101895
No, that's what I mean. If someone is 5/10, that means average? Because 5 out of 10 seems really shitty. I figured average would be a higher rating.
>>768102012
5 out of 10 should be average for any medium. I mean i thinks its really just review culture that makes aby thing less than a 7 seem bad that makes people think a 5 is in anyway bad.
Irish girls thread
Let's give the Dublin girls some love
Bump
>>768098390
Reminder to vote no to the abortion of Irish babies
>>768100205
Holy shit nice!!
I used to be really gay.
I used to hang out at gay bars.
I've been fucked in the ass twice (once by a guy with a huge cock, the other by a guy with a cock the size of my thumb - funny because I had to fake moan)
I've fucked a few guys in the ass (cant remember how many)
Sucked at least 20 cocks
Kissed several guys
sucked balls
Swallowed cum once
Gayest thing is probably asking a guy to cum all over my face while I was on my knees.
Now I am completely straight. Over the years my liking for guys faded, and I much prefer pretty girls.
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>>768101831
>because I wrapped my identity around my sexuality
>Women are far more demanding of men than gay men.
That's because women are looking for a man to be a longtime partner with, eventually start a family, probably have kids, etc... Gay men, on the other hand, are thinking only about busting a nut. After all, most gay/trans/etc. people base their entire life around sex and their sexuality, and those two things always seem to come first and foremost to them...
>>768102235
I don't think you can say that for all gays, I have lots of other hobbies that are more important to me than sex
>>768101831
What’s wrong with faggots?
>sucked 20,000 benis
>kissed several guys
>>768101831
>Swallowed cum once
>Sucked at least 20 cocks
>>768102549
Not all... Just most...
...
Write “Pupak” please
Write "I love you Geeh" and cover your dick
"Here comes, here comes centipede"
Pls
Grüße an NeonFX
>>768100773
Schreib mal "Dennis S. ist ein Schwuli."
Name 1 (ONE) human more attractive than momokun
I don’t get why momokun gets so bullied
She is hot, yea he is fat af but still I would bang the shit out of her
>>768103603
>I don’t get why momokun gets so bullied
>yea he is fat
Think you answered your own question dummy.
>>768103345
I would pay money just to be able to eat out her ass
me
>>768103940
get in line