How long can you hold your breath?
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>>679900259
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smoker here
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shit fam tbh
>>679900259
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FB Fap Thread (cont)
>>679899299
more of right
Waifu claiming thread
Last Dio thread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>dream about Dio
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio Claimed
doot
Akiko claim
>>679897035
Hey there anon
Don't worry, freezing usually doesn't really hurt. Just walk it o- nevermind
>>679897042
>mfw
>>679897093
Fuck I hadn't even noticed
can we get a celeb thread?
your go to pics
b rated/youtube girls acceptable
1/?
2/?
3/?
Loli bread
Gonna dump this thing.
What is your secret /b/?
I have been having sex with my 35 year old mom, and 12 year old sister for the past six months.
>>679889721
Im lying to myself everytime
>>679890068
that's awesome
> be me, 34m
> brain damage from meth
> heart damage from 4 heart attacks in one weekend 4 years ago
>copd smoking cigs since I was 12
> bad hip from car accident
what health problems do you have /b/?? :(
Eye cancer.
Illness.
>Common Variable Immunodeficiency (CVID)
>Arnold-Chiari Malformation
>Tourette's
>Borderline Personality Disorder
Professionally diagnosed because I'm not a retard.
New body and brain pl0x.
>>679889450
Looks cool at least. Are you going to retain sight in that eye?
Type 1 diabetes
Loli voice acting thread
Roll a 9
say ''Oh don, your cock taste so good.''
>>679898376
rerolling
>>679898376
reroll
Apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur
Dubs = you're gonna have a good week.
Trips = amazing week.
69 = sex week
007 = you get ganked
Quads = you're gonna get hit by a bus.
Quints = You become morgan freeman
>>679897820
Roll
c'mon, daddy needs a new pair of weeks
>>679897820
rell
Post chubbies part 2
continued from >>679868589
>>679890635
Real tits?
Rates/comments/any more requests before I go?
How does this make you feel?
Typical army
>>679893174
I don't care that they're two dudes. But the fact that he's proposing in an apple store makes this very gay.
alright /b/, moment of truth
what's your favorite piece in Chex Mix?
rye chip aficionado reporting in
>>679879489
1 rye chip, 2 wheat chex, 2 corn chex in one mouthful master race reporting in.
corn chex + circle/square pretzel
the rest can go in the trash
Everyone's favorite is rye chip
>>679879489
In order of preference
1) rye chip
2) corn chex
3) wheat chex
4) breadstick
5) circle
6) square
draw thread
>>679884811
>>679884819
sorry guys i suddenly feel like im gonna pass out
im gonna go lie down
>>679885446
lie down forever n die
Any artists taking requests if so, draw this Yordle please. <3
Have fun anons!
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>>679891043
this is the greatest spook in the history of our sport
this is happening
Bump for interest
I suppose this is the cont of the previous thread, anyway i still cn't send any pics as i said low on internet data but will post as soon as we are back, right now im losing signal but we are hiking trough a cleared area doesn't seem to berestricted area or anything
Traps?
>>679880530
does listening to celine dion while sucking dick make me gay?
>>679880760
no
vid related: me being a totally normal pussy slaying heterosexual
Cuck Thread pt. 3. Post pics of girls and other anons say how they would fuck them.
Reminder to post replies to get replies
>>679883953
Where do I start.
I love it when she plays with my balls, using her delicate tongue, and always pays extra attention of looking up at me, as to make sure that I'm enjoying everything. She licks the shaft so well, you'd think she was tasting a juicy popsicle. I caress her tits, and feel her hard nipples. She continues slobbering my cock with her warm mouth. While I'm sitting down relaxing, she gets up off her knees, and proceeds to gently tease my cock with her pussy. She's soaking, and obviously turned on by the cock she was pleasing. She rubs her clit and asshole on my cock, as her pussy juices soak everything. I grab her from the hips, and proceed to sit her down on my cock.
She was startled as she realized that I wasn't aiming for her pussy, but for her asshole. She lets out a small moan as the head of my cock enters her. Slowly, she starts going up and down, bouncing to and fro. She picks up the pace and can't keep her voice down. She rubs her clit as she bounces up and down my cock. "Please, anon! Cum inside my asshole!" I'm getting close, I tell her to turn around so she can fuck me while I look at those tits bounce. She's started squirting and soon after, I cum loads, and fill her with warmth. She collapses on top of me, and I just playfully thrust her a couple more times just to make sure she remembers the best cock she's ever had.
>>679888536
I would push her face against the mirror and fuck her in the ass. She has to watch herself getting fucked like an animal and see me cum down her back.
61316bgs
>>679889975
>getting new credit card tomorrow
>can put a custom image on it
>roll trips choose the image i put on it
The first cock in reply to my post.
>>679897724
just use that one, it's pretty dope
in 30 minutes gonna happen something awesome in brazil,choose globo channel and wait
Fuck off phagot
Why
>>679881742
Nah
>>679881742
Killing yourself will not be awesome and will not make the news. Fuck off, queer.
ITT: youtubers that aren't cancer
>implying there is such a thing
idubbbz is ok
Pewdiepie
>>679883425
Yeah pewdiepie is god tier
Leafyishere
