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Sexual/Dating Advice Thread.
Ask anything and everything, from how to fuck Milfs to just trying to talk to a girl.
Virgin fags ask, Regular fags anwser
>>715385127
How do I know when contact is allowed? Like most times I can talk to girls fine, and some even like me, but I can never bridge thee contact gap cause they never initiate it.
>>715385127
Dicks on the smaller size, but I know eating a girl makes up for it, but I have trouble. Any tips?
>>715385555
>ops pic related
I want to be a clit commander
>>715385127
Can tell me how baby is formed oP?
What's Your Excuse for Not Having a GF?
>>715378715
more of that bitch
>>715378715
Intimacy issues
>>715378715
my wife would disapprove
bad at top lane
Nonexistent self-esteem, anxiety and weaponized autism
>only ever had one female friend
>that was back in primary school
>she was a tomboy
Grow some fucking balls and roll it.
0 gets off the hook
roll
roll
roll
Rolling for 2 or 5
>>715389499
2 and 3 in a threesome with some lesbian pussy eating action then I'd fuck 9 in the anus hole
##Faces of /b/##
Vol. 9
Old thread
>>715363580
I don't make the rules I just think them up and write them down
>>715378190
o shit dat me
Roast me
Meh
>>715378736
your sexy ass again. wew!
s/fur so many bumps
FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS...
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Post ITT if you've moved over to the dark side.
PROTIP: White women really cannot compete
>>715385367
She was a horrible borderline psycho. Sex and body were hot tho
>>715385508
Stories?
>>715385801
Nothing too crazy. She was insanely jealous and wouldn't let me talk to other women. 4 hour phone convos if we hadn't seen each other that day. Constantly went out of her way to put me down. This was back when I was less confident, so I took most of it. Threatened suicide if I left, would consistently flirt with other men to make me jealous, real bad times.
Fuck Trump
Calm down baby, have a piece of cheese.
>>715385066
Continuation of a Game of /b/ros
MUPDATE: Turn 28
Open Houses: Baratheon
Open Schisms: Crakehall, Harlaw, Mallister, Royce and Swann
Event: Winter is Coming - Everyone receives a -1 T penalty for all T rolls (including a roll of 1)
>>715385230
siege WF
>Lord Ulf 'the Black' Greyjoy
>Allies:
>NAP:
>>715385230
Lannister > Siege Pyke
>Lord Hand Silenius Lannister, Hand of the King, Lord of Casterly Rock, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands, Warden of the West, Nephew of the Kingslayer (and the Imp), Wielder of His Valyrian Steel Shortsword “Oathkeeper”, The Bold, The Cunning, The Witty, The Strong, The Courageous, The Excretor of Gold and The Powerful Lion
>Alliances: Crown and Arryn
>Non Aggression Pacts: Tyrell
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>>715385230
Siege sunspear
Use U,U,U.
>Prince Saul Martell, True Prince of Dorne
>>715382572
Reroll
>>715382086
>>715380703
>>715385230
siege the Pyke
>Daemon Blackfyre, King of Westeros, Lord of Dragonstone
>Allies: Baratheon and Lannister
>NAP:
>+1S on KL for having DS
>Dragon (0/1)
>King (+1T)
>Valyrian Sword (+1S; +1D)
Claim your favorite pornstar.
Second to claim is a cuck.
Mine is Annette.
>>715376165
dubs to steal
>>715376165
Rolling and claiming Sasha fucking Grey. Please don't cuck me Sasha!
>>715376483
God damnit. :(
>>715376483
Dubs to steal
>Check 'em
Amia Miley is mine.
celeb threat
>>715386390
>>715386571
Im coming up and horny as fuck, keep it going
>>715386571
FB/Insta thread
Dumping the last few from the end of the last thread
>>715379012
>>715379130
>>715379184
that's me done, enjoy
>>715379437
Good work anon. Got an imgur or pic dump of her I can grab?
UK FB Chav/Slutty Thread
Post girls you know (Pic Related)
>>715382436
>>715382475
>>715382436
>>715382475
>>715382503
>>715382436
>>715382745
>>715382503
>>715382475
>>715382436
>>715382503
you don't get much sluttier than that kek
GOD TIER METAL ALBUM EDITION
ANY GENRE
starting with the best
>>715386441
>>715386531
>>715386570
all amazing bands
>>715386607
thanks man glad i can spread the joy
Be honest: how fast do you drive?
>>715377493
As fast as the person behind the wheel
>>715377493
well i drive this, so not that fast.
Depends how i am feeling, i've ridden so fast so many times i don't get a thrill from it anymore or even feel anything while clocking 260km/h down the freeway on my other bike.
Just feels like I'm going fast. Otherwise I'll be 5-15km/h over the limit.
>>715377493
If there is not much traffic ~170-180 km/h (~110 mph).
Average for medium trips is usually ~110 km/h (~70 mph) due to traffic
150km/h when there is low traffic
Boy/Trap/CD/Trans Thread
Post feet, cock, balls, butt, and anything inbetween.
OC encouraged.
wtf is aleppo
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715369129
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Sameji claim'd
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
Friends you fap to
>>715383264
what's his name?
>>715383758
Farah. Do you like her
>>715383891
JUSTICE, RAINS FROM ABOVE!
>>715383891
She's cute if she really is a 'she'
hey /b/ can we start a incest thread.
has anyone ever had anyone in their family send them a pic by mistake.
pic related, my sis
>>715369222
no way that's your sis, how'd you get the pic?
the ass is fat
>>715369344
well according to her my name was just under the boy she was supposed to send it to.
>>715369506
damn, lucky dude
>>715369506
She probably did it on purpose
>>715369506
Did you tell her it's a great fucking ass and you'd like another pic
I'll make it simple to you socialist lazy anti capitalistic shits
1: Capitalism isn't perfect....But unless mama Earth shits on infinite resources than nothing is or will be
2: Socialism. Communism. Cuckism. Marxism never works. It didn't work for Russia and only has led to pain. (Only places it works have downsides or top kek are mostly white)
3: Taking people's money is always wrong. Taxes are fucking shit but taxing anyone with money to spread to jobless people is shit
4: It encourages laziness. What will make more jobs
A:.
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>>715378096
A more fundamental misunderstanding of the world has never before been so displayed.
>>715378429
It's basic but correct.
OP is right on a flawed level.
But . He is correct.
>>715378429
/thread
welfare isnt given out for free for nothing. It's a juggling act. it's to keep white/black trash from doing even more crime.
>>715378581
>>715378096
>damage control samefaggotry
>>715378096
1. but mama earth shits infinite resources. You know, wind, solar power, water power.
2. you know they are building socialism in the west now, right?
5. that is exactly what capitalism is doing
7. there was never real socialist country in this world.
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>>715379629
but my eyes can.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Naughty_people/comments/4ixfl9/molly_jane_a_morning_with_molly/
>>715379629
that's fucking nasty. Nobody in their right mind would fuck a manly guy with a hairy ass/dick/face/legs/anything except head.
