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How often do normal women masturbate?
Once a month
Sauce?
>>768243011
cant find a flaw!
>>768243011
Femanon here
Err day
>>768243011
6 times a day for me at least
>2.4% of American troops are transgenders
How does that make you feel?
>>768244443
Makes me wonder how easily defeated the American military would be if the entire middle eastern militaries decided to invade.
Whats .4 of a person?
>>768244443
quints off by 1
What do that 2.4% do in the military?
>>768244443
Why are all you right wing nuts so obsessed with your feelings?
How are you holding up /b/?
>>768248052
Christ, just barely. Could fall to pieces soon. Unsure what law of physics hold me together.
>>768248201
Heisenberg's uncertainty principal?
>>768248052
Broke and sober for 4 days so not well
>>768248052
Perfect. And perfectly suicidal.
>>768248735
I wish I could be sober for 4 days.
wwyd rape edition - reply for reply
>>768244026
i'd rape you till you love me
>>768244026
id tie her up and suspend her arms then cut off her sexy underwear. then id stick a ball gag in her mouth to muffle her voice. id start by sucking on those sweet tits and get rougher by pulling and pinching them, then finally stick some clamps on then. then id take a whip and go to town on her ass. after a while id make her choose where she wanted me to fuck her, she'd beg for her pussy so I'd sneak behind her, grab a hold of that meaty ass and shove my cock up her asshole. she'd scream out in surprise...
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>>768244026
Id bend her over, spread her ass and shove my cock deep inside it. I'd keep pounding her as she screamed until I unloaded my cum into her now gaping asshole as she moaned.
>>768244722
she was in a nice vacation wanting to relax and rest from her stressful job. bad luck for her me and my friends where looking around for someone to kidnap, she looked like she would make our customers happy. so when she was distracted we chloroformed and threw her into the van.
she woke up at our basement, naked and tied. she notices she is surrounded by men. we where waiting for her to wake up. toys are more fun when they are awake and screaming.
we take turns at her ass, the rule is to only fuck...
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>>768244722
Abduct her. Rape her day after day while feeding her neonatal supplements until she is pregnant. Chain her up in a public bathroom near where bums hang out. Sit back and watch her get fucked by dozens of unwashed homeless cocks
This girl is a fat sjw feminist who hates white men. Do your worst.
Pics you should not share vol II
Any interest?
>>768249302
Moar feet
>>768249706
You like these feet?
wife
pic below yours is your new Desktop for a week, post proof
>>768243915
>>768244186
jokes on you i like this
New trib thread. I'll start
Tribute those please
Geeeeey dem bois.
hello bois :3
I think some butts before bed sounds like a good idea
>>768245287
Hello.
>>768245287
boi
M'bois~
I think the Badabook was pretty scary.
Recommend me some god tier horror
>>768243418
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
>>768243418
the babadook was a mediocre horror story but a fucking KINO metaphor about grief. made me feel like I was going through my moms death all over again.
>>768243418
>High Tension.
>Martyrs.
>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
>It Follows.
>Inside.
>>768243418
Dead Silence, Woman in Black
>>768243698
.....he said god tier,not virgin tier.
Sup /b/tards.
My IQ is 169. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.
I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is
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Can you shut the fuck up?
>>768245776
tits or gtfo
>>768245776
>18
>in highschool
>genius
Don't know if bait
Still faggot though
Makes As in school. Okay, retard. Everyone knows smart people hate themselves and flunk out of high school.
>>768245776
Last one died. YLYL
>>768246249
TX thread? Starting off with Elysia from college station
>>768244477
Moar pics?
Bump
>>768244669
Yesh I have a few. Also a few Cypress area girls. Had someone say they recognized Elysia so im hoping to find them lol
>>768244477
If everything's bigger in Texas I hope that also means tumors and you drop dead while posting in this thread.
>>768244477
I live in fort worth TX.
Why isn't he in prison yet?
>>768246288
Give it time. He will be behind bars before the year is out.
For what? Not being a fucki g faggot?
>>768246288
we have a thing called due process.
>>768246288
Because he is the best President we have had in the last 50 years.
Fuck off shills. Stop infecting 4chan with your garbage. No one here is buying it.
>>768246495
C-Celeb Thread: the Weeping B-Bowl for the poor c-celebless to c-cry out loud...
CUTE!
>>768244510
Suck cock for TayTay
Name a lewder waifu lads
>>768244624
do you kiss your mother with those dick sucking lips
>>768244758
There aren't any lewder.
fb/ig/vsco fap thread
Hey /b/. I recently came back to WoW after a long break. I've joined a guild for mythic progress and it seems like a lot of fun. Too be honest, I hate how blizzard handles things since they were accuired by activision but the PvE is still fine or even great. I can't wait for vanilla WoW (I used to play on LH - I had 2 60's but when they announced classic realms I've stopped playing). Here is my question for you anons. Can someone lend me some money for the new expansion? I'm out of cash right now but I can repay you in some other way like leveling your
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White privilege comes with a price. What, you thought that shit was free? Ain't nothing free.
Pussy ass cowards. I hope they will become someone's prison bitch very soon..
>>768239741
Hopefully whites all become somebody's slaves
/pol/ pls go
sage
>>768239815
>>768238803
literally the nigger won because the negro sucker punched the white boy in both cases
>>768240534
..That's not a sucker punch in the second webm.
Drawthread:
Lewd classics edition.
OP is a faggot
>>768241936
beautiful
>>768242090
>yea, and i usually don't draw lewds but i need to practice
Practice? How is your skill in drawing machines/vehicles?
Requesting Emerald and Usagi in a three panel weight gain sequence eating cakes that ends with them bursting.
>>768242467
>skill in drawing machines/vehicles
lol none
/b/, how did you lose her or him?
>>768235869
I was too nice of a beta. she liked aggressive alphas. Last I heard she was married an abusive alcoholic who refuses to let her use social media.
So I guess that'll show her?
>>768236075
Same situation as well
They lost me... Right? Right, /b/ros?
Hoping to make love to her this weekend. Claim her mine.
>>768236075
same
What do you think of this milf?
