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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Tinder stories, enlighten us anons
It didn't work out
> download tinder
> get 3 matches after 1 week
> none of them reply to my message
> uninstall
I'll bump. I have several stories.
>>689956609
I talk with the bots too sometimes.
>>689956724
/thread
Nächtlicher Deutschlandfaden
>unredl. /nachtschicht/
oh great another german flag in the catalog. fuck you germany.
An das mädel auf dem anderen faden:
normalerweise nimmt man immer seine freundin mit auf ne abifeier!
Er geht dir 100pro fremd
>>689959385
How are you pal?
>Anons.
>Ich bin in einer Art politischem Dilemma.
>Generell würde ich sagen bin ich links >ausgerichtet, was aber momentan allgemein >passiert wird langsam doch zu viel. Trotzdem >kann man nicht Religionen verbieten, >Menschen an der Grenze erschießen oä. Die >Menschenrechte sind immernoch ein >fundamentaler Bestandteil meiner Weltsicht >und das wird sich auch nicht ändern.
>Wie kann man das vereinbaren? Wählen >gehen kann ich...
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>>689959500
Das würde er nicht, er weiß das ich dann allen Mädels die er kennt sagen werde, dass er einen kleinen hat
white people are sissies that can't take criticism
>>689954601
>Baiting this hard
It's amazing how easy it is to make up statistics without any sources. But he can't be questioned or you're racist, kek
>>689954601
Well, that's because terrorism has been adopted in our vernacular to mean foreign threats, because of 9/11.
It couldn't be more simple. Nigger Chris Rock. You're losing touch.
>>689954601
>>689954601
Actually blacks, who make up ~14% of the population have commited over half of the mass shootings in the US in the last 30 years. Nice try tho.
Serious discussion, how in any way shape or form is keeping a woman in your life a good thing?
i hope you're not saying that the pic is a woman
>>689949886
There is zero advantage, they are a hindrance.
>>689949886
She makes more money than me
>>689949886
sounds like you need to get yourself a real doll
>>689949886
Its not other than sex.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
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Vigil, father.
Are thou here?
Best type moon claimed.
TUMBLING
best suit girl claimed
>>690000000
>>689999999
in this thread
It won't happen here
>>689954226
Is that a challenge, m8? Watch, we'll get it. Dubs confirms.
We have an interference in our system that read 6900000
Whats in the box?
>>689955233
WHATS IN THE BOX JACK
has anyone on /b/ ever fucked a celeb or seen one naked in real life? what happened?
who's got a story?
>>689951477
They have no parts, they're like barbie dolls.
yeah... "they" are no different to any other person... fart and swear
>>689951477
A grill who is richer than most celebs (9 figure worth family 'business')
But no celebs
>>689951477
licked out bella thornes poopbox. she loves to show off her ass but only lets white faggoty guys fuck her.
Not one of these threads? You're getting old in your old age, /b/
Rr
>>689951682
rollin
>me
>right-wing
>conservative
what are you /b/?
>>689953384
>anarchism
>left wing
haha... what?
>>689953384
human
>>689953384
I'm a left wing conservative. I'm politically left, socially right. For instance, guns should be highly regulated, but I'll still keep mine to go hunting. Welfare services should be eliminated, except for the truly disabled. Etc, etc.
>>689953636
Or maybe you got that backwards
>>689953384
I'm with the "whogivesafuckop" party
Funded by "Opisafaggotcorp"
/b/
Is he going to win?
>>689955601
Of course not.
>>689955601
Of course he will.
>pic related
>it's hillary
>>689955601
Probably. He has surprised so far yes?
If he does he'll go back on his word and continue the neo-liberal/neo-conservative agenda.
got a random steam key from g2a and first person to get trips gets it
>>689960951
roll
No need
Gimmeeeeeeeeeee
dicks
fine
My girlfriend told me that she wants to have a threesome.
I immediately said yes, trying my best to contain my excitement and not to loose my cool. I've always wanted to have two girls. However, after we discussed it further it quickly became apparent that she was talking having sex with me and some guy she knows for her office. I immediately said no. No fucking way.
She got mad and said "oh, so when you thought it was two girls you were ok with it but when you find out it's two guys suddenly you have a problem? You expect me to watch you have
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bruh
she just wants to fuck the guy from her office. shed do it with or without you
>>689940243
At least she gives him to the opportunity to be involved. Some bitches would just cheat.
>>689940243
No she wouldn't. She's not that type of girl.
>>689940097
>copypasta posted by cancer
>>689940243
>>689940446
>cancer who should've lurked moar
>>689940097
She's going to get what she wants, enjoy the other guy more, then leave you for the other guy.
Better get used to your hand, OP
Mother son thread
This shit is fucking weird. Why is it popping up so much recently?
>>689922457
>pretending you don't want to fuck your mom
GTFO
>>689922858
freud pls go
>the idea of a boy fucking a non-related woman makes me diamonds, thought of boy fucking his mother makes me want to never fap again
>>689923632
just pretend its not his mom
god damn 4chan is full of retards
>>689923632
Then leave the thread? Its not that hard
loli thread, because there isnt one.
Pictures you promised not to share
OC and others OC Post those hot girls!
Ex and Current gf's
>>689956464
ugly slut
Anyone have more of this innocent looking girl? A few were looking for her in last thread
>>689956464
GF and me
Trap thread
>>689935610
this ps job is so bad that it physically hurts
Doge is stuck in hedge. Only quads can rescue her.
Trying to rescue doge
>>689951095
oh no, doge!!!
Much stuck
Rollin for doge
>>>/twitch/
Caught this fucker in my garage, silver dollar for size. How should I kill it?
nah, name it harold the great and set it free to kill vermin.
Feed it steroids so it can take out a mouse later.
>>689946807
space program
>>689946807
no date, is bait
If real kill it with fire NOW
>>689946807
Kill with fire you stupid nigger
Just let it go in the washroom or garage or something. Spiderbros are our friends.
havent seen creepshot bread in a while
Shit is getting old
>>689937126
Thank god for short shorts.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
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best suit girl claimed
>>689953444
I couldn't prevent my mother from becoming an alcoholic, no matter how hard I tried.
>>689953245
I'm here for you anon <3
>>689953212
What did you take
>>689952967
>Ryūjin no ken wo kurae
o god please no
>>689952991
yes
>heroes never die!
>>689953350
that should be a reaper skin haha
>>689953305
gaaaAAAAAAH nope nope nope
the pain doesn't stop
