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ITT: Shit that's fucked you up beyond repair
Doesn't matter what it was. Relationship, injury, drugs, childhood, lack of tendies IDGAF. I'll start with mine.
>Be me
>18
>Decide to do dmt again
>Had only done once and was very fun
>Lay on bed, against the wall looking out at the window
>Take hit
>instantly go limp
>can
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Damn that sucks
>>751622831
That's an understatement.
>>751622528
oh hey yeah no that's happened to me before, too.
Just try taking a shit ton of weed or something and it goes away
the only solution is to do more dmt
really tho, maybe look into shrooms, heard its therapeutic for traumatic trips
you still do any drugs?
>>751623012
>>751623021
I smoke weed just about every day. It helps... only for a few hours at best.
fb/ig fap thread continued again
>>751625321
Anyone that has experienced sleep paralysis will tell you that it's the most terrifying and intense feeling of pure terror that you'll ever experience in your life. I've experienced it 4 times in my life and last night it lasted for what felt like 5 minutes but who knows?
What happens is you are conscious but when you try to open your eyes you can't or when you try to move any muscle you can't, you try to scream for help but you can't, all you can do is think about what nothingness you're in. NO voice, no sound, Can't move, Can't
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Last night I dreamed my skin peeled off and I had to wear it like clothing.
I've had sleep paralysis before and I'd choose that before having that dream again.
>>751611207
It happened to me once as a kid
I was laying in my bed eyes open seeing horrible faces flying about the room. I remember trying to call out for my mom so hard but I couldn't.
>>751611207
not that terrifying.. hallucinated a bit. then was fine. you should try to enjoy yourself when it happens instead of freakin the fuck out
>>751611207
Happened twice. First time was the only visual hallucination. It was a shadow person saying, "I am the archangel. No one will come for you." over and over again and every time it said it the voice multiplied.
i usually feel sleep paralysis when i wake up in the morning, then sleep again, literally cant move or open my eyes
Let's get a wholesome thread going, friends.
>>751623338
That pic's like 10 years old now. That kid is probably calling people "nigger" on Xbox Live now and wearing a MAGA hat.
>>751623338
So that's what Stefan does in his spare time?
>>751623338
I was totally that kid way back. I wanted to be a garbage man or construction worker because I would be paid to play with giant trucks that are way more awesome than my toy trucks, which I love.
Remember excitedly waiting at the window until the truck came into view. Sometimes got lucky and they crushed everything in front of my house.
Nice they stopped to meet the kid.
Is this related enough, or more looking for nice stories?
>>751623428
I GOT THE NASTY IN MY GARBAGE TRUCK
YOU NEED A LIFT?
let's go nibbas
>>751620516 Wifey time
roll
roll
>>751620516
Hope i get a gepgun
Roll
>Comfy thread
california girls thread
805 here
bump
>>751617035
more undie pics
Any interest?
>>751617865
plz go
No ylyl thread. Bonus for Kevin Spacey memes
>>751605447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF4XUb1e87w&feature=youtu.be ;
rekt
>>751611042
Did he die?
>>751611164
>
It doesn't look like a big enough explosion to kill. I imagine he has some hardcore third degree burns and/or missing limbs.
>>751611435
had something like this happen to a friend, burned the fuck out of him.
good thing he was already black to begin with.
>>751611525
wow, sauce?
Drawthread
Bittersweet Melancholy Edition
I'm still here! <3
>>751617144
>>751618349
>>751618654
YOU THINK THIS CUTE HOUR?! WATCH OUT FOR THIS BACK HAND!!
>>751618654
Can I get a box of kittens Shans? I could uses something comfy
>>751618385
>>751618676
get back in the call you couck
Waifu thread.
Slooooow
White people hate thread. Blacks only
Because they brought us trump, cousin marriage, catfishing, feminism and massive insecurties
>the awkward white kid with no friends posts another racebait thread
*yawn*
meh
i'm scottish, i have nothing to do with trump's existence.
wh*Te dogs BTFO
>>751614606
We're the ones with massive insecurities and yet every bad thing that happens to black people is attributed to racism. Can't be that they are treated fairly for how they act.
Celeb Thread Redux
Ive got a huge load built up, first reply gets me to cum to their hot celeb
>>751625409
>>751625472
This looks like an obese Natalie Portman
>>751625475
Celeb Thread
Temptations brewing....
I should take it I don't have to go to work...
>>751620582
what do you do? for work that is
>>751620066
nice dubs my man
>>751620250
nice dove my man
>>751620582
stay strong for emma!
It's not like I'll die from taking just one pill or maybe 2
faces of /b/ thread?
pepe writes a homo erotic story about you edition
>>751618236
Cutest face ever. More? Nudes?
>>751618645
>i will never try to buy a car from you
>we will never spend the whole day test driving new cars
>you will never smile over at me as I drive
>I will never be so stunned by that smile that we crash
>we will never get to die, just inches away, my fingers reaching for yours as our final breaths leave our bodies
>my wife will...
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>>751618698
my other face pics arent as good tbh but ill post a few.
Pictures you shouldn't share.
ex comment for more
>>751621222
front view
>>751621222
ya more
>>751621222
>>751621267
such a good fuck
Describe your life in one picture.
>>751603533
>>751604066
Damn that’s so true. Right on the edge of suicide but hanging on to any shred of hope you have left in this sad, hopeless world.
>>751603533
Why does she have a mustache?
Last girl you fapped to
>>751615341
Hey I jerked off to that slut. Post some nudes
random image thread
post whatever you want
>>751613896
underrated thread
>>751613896
>>751614754
what could pawsibly go wrong!?
fb/ig foot thread. post feet of girls you know
>>751603343
>>751603343
damn, great pic
