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Seriously, am i the only one who doesn't like these "cute asian girls" threads and shit? Can someone explain the appeal of them to me, Do you guys wank to them or something?
Pic unrelated
>>681956580
congratulations, you're not weeaboo trash.
can someone explian why you have a picture of a guy with peanut butter for hair do you jack of to them or something ?
>>681956802
ye
>>681956802
That's rhett from rhett and link
neither do I, OP
I want to be cucked pic related its my gf
show me her tits
post her tits, bro
c'mon, face + tits
that's what you want to do...
just do it
>>681954693
Imma tease you guys a little
>Obvious landwhale
>clear goth projection to make up for it
nty OP
ITT: Post OC you made, no matter how shitty.
My first OC I posted to 4chan in 2008. Be careful OP, its an antique.
longdickstyle hehe xd
>>681959574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0mqDbzZ64&feature=youtu.be
ITT we work in an office
Dubs = Manager/Boss
Trips = Board of Governors
Quads =CEO
>>681960520
OP, thoughts on muslims in High IQ socieitys like Sweden / Norway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy28W4cfS4c
toast
>>681960520
You're fired, you wanker. Pack up and get out
I forgot. Remember this is a work environment. No NSFW.
>>681960632
Get back to Back!!
Get back to work
I hate myself.
I feel evil, dirty and impure.
It's like I've lost all my innocence.
I hate myself for most things I do.
I hate how I only masturbate to sick shit that would make most people puke.
I hate how I'm too depressed to do anything.
I hate how I hurt all the people in my life.
I hate how I will never be a truly good person.
I hate myself.
Congratulations, you grew up
Now stop being a whiny, edgy, faggot about it please.
>>681959455
post the shit you fap to you faggot
also fucking kill yourself
>>681959455
Oh no, I'm a bad person cuz i whack my dick off to weird shit. I'm so dark and edgy.
Fuck off faggot, you're not special. Grow some balls cunt
>>681959455
Yeah? Welcome to the club pal.
read the emerald tablets of thoth. meditate. commit to one thing a day. be selfless. listen to Macklemore & Ryan lewis.
btw all that masturbation is just pouring your energy into something else. you need to invest in you.
>Tonight, in sweden, is Valborg.
It's the day on which the swedes gets most drunk and the girls here are going to get impregnated by black cock while the Swedish guys are going to LAN dota2.
nice thread, very original
>>681960796
>tfw sissy white boi
>tfw can't get impregnated by big black cock
>>681961118
>>681960796
fuck off JIDF shill
Apparently there's a Rick and Morty Dota 2 soundpack that's hilarious.
>>681961220
>jidf
i'm just a white boi that worships big black cock. i'd rather be dead than jewish.
Ok 4chin
It is time of the mystery box again
The first cloooo is that it is something black
>>681960368
is it my soul?
>>681960368
Nigger
>>681960629
NO IT'S NOT YOUR SOUL YOU PIECE OF SHIT EMO
>>681960674
NOO
Ok, the second cloooo is that it is something to eat
Penguin
Fucked some girl and when she left i noticed this. What the fuck
>>681958558
You fucked the shit out of her.
>>681958861
kys
That's either shit or blood, dummy.
Blood
Yeah but why
Got bored and started playing with my girlfriends ass. She only had anal once and she said it was a disastrous mess. Well... we've been cleaning her ass out properly and she absolutely loves getting her ass licked/sucked/fucked/etc... it's like I start playing with her ass and she turns into an animal.
Anyway... picture related... she got the idea to partially return the favor and finger my ass while sucking me off. I'm not gay, but holy shit it was amazing...
so... shall i continue?
>>681958629
your gf has hot boobs
has she fuck you yet ?
yeah
post pics
>>681959996
she's pretty fucking hot all over.... especially with cum dripping out.....
Postons nos salopes françaises. Debout la France !
Karina
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>>681949040
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>>681949402
you invited this flooding france with niggers since ww2 denigrates
Des salopes du 17 ?
>>681949040
Moar?
Deutsch THread
#original
wie gehts?
was steht an?
was bestellt sich OP heut abend zu essen?
original content
>>681953848
bitte sowas auf int lassen
warum ist hier eigentlich krieg zwischen /b/ und /int/ ausgebrochen?
>>681954436
wieso sollte es
>>681954436
Haley besitzt nicht genug Hirnkapazität um auf beiden Boards gleichzeitig zu shitposten
das Board, auf dem er dann letztendlich endet, sieht sich dann als Verlierer und bringt seinen Zorn gegenüber dem "Gewinnerboard" zum Vorschein
Anyone know who this girl is?
Also porn webm thread
PORN WEBM OK ????
>>681934756
animals
>>681934875
>shit on his dick
Big tits thread.
Also moar of her please, Charlotte from Doncaster
>>681943064
>big
>36A
Guess what day it is?
God-tier asian girls
bump
Do this mathematics task /b faggots.
A raft travels from village A to village B in 32 hours, but a ship travels from village A to village B in 4 hours. Calculate how much time will it take for the ship to travel back from village B to village A
answer: no solution
proof: ships only travel from village a to village b as stated in problem
>>681960302
OP's friend here. Please leave your solving scheme too, if you can.
>>681960302
4 hours
>>681960302
is it a lake or a river or what? current may be a factor here
AGE OF CONSENT
What should be in your opinion?
Should there be an age difference limit or a specific age? Should there be limits?
14 or 15
>>681955077
Age of consent is an outdated concept. Rape is rape and therefore illegal, those laws are enough. But in this time and age the concept of consent is not effective anymore. Just look at how society works and you'll understand.
>>681955077
As soon as they're able to reproduce.
Why? It's been like that since time immemorial. People used to get married and fuck a lot very young and have families.
And btw, before anyone calls me a pedo, I'll have you know that the Jews say "3 years old".
The whole "they're not able to consent" is bullshit and is just a way for girls to dump responsibility onto another guy. Do it to the legal age sluts and they do the same shit. And if you do not video record...
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It should be the parents discretion.
Average age of puberty has gone down from 18 to 12 during the last hundred years.
Alright you fucking plebs
Medicalfag reporting to answer any questions you have.
Go ahead.
>>681940761
Go eat a dick
How high is the chance that after i die i will be resurrected as a trash can?
>>681940761
Any medical reason as to why you're a faggot?
>>681941130
Very likely. But you already live in a trashcan. Why not aim higher, like a toilet.
>>681941169
Yeh, too much lip from your old lady. I've got heat rash on my knob
Hungover af and have to work tonight. What's the best way to cure a hangover fast?
Kill yourself faggot and gtfo my /b/
>>681960515
drink a beer and a bottle of water
Multivitamin before you go to bed and a glass of water. Then 3 BC powders in the morning along with another vitamin and glass of water.
>>681960693
Alcohol drains essential vitamins and fluids from your cells.
>>681960515
rum & raisin ice cream
