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Right or left?
ITT we educate other anons with information we have learned from our own professions.
If you hold a microphone around the "top" of it, or "cup" it with your hand. You are a fucking tool bag.
Due to the laws of physics "Cup-ing" a microphone not only makes it sound bad, it also increases the chances of feedback.
cats are the single most cancerous animal on earth.
the sap of trees slows down around the summer solstice.
you can use a weedwacker upside down to edge grass.
guess my profession.
>>708497988
Cat fucker
>>708497988
Gardener?
>>708498063
correct.
>>708497988
Gardener
s/fur
>>708488182
I'll leave as well, getting some things done. Later!
>>708488532
bye bye
hey /b/, hows your sex life currently?
lets talk about your most recent nuts
>>708493464
Is that a cyst on the tongue? What the fuck?
>>708493587
it could be a tongue piercing with a rubber/plastic ball attached to it, but i`m not sure
>>708493464
I have a new gf, she fucking loves me, can't live without me, makes me feel like I am needed and useful...
...but she's boring as hell in bed. My last gf was nuts, hurt me everytime she fel like it, made me suffer and ended dumping me for some other guy, but boy did we have fun in bed. BDSM, cosplay, anal, deep throat, ass to mouth, wet kisses, you name it...
So now I'm living in that tense situation when you want to introduce your gf into kinky stuff but don't want her to be scared...
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>>708493587
It's a piercing you mongoloid
Most recent nut I had, gf spontaneously sucked my dick the other day. My sex life is pretty boring compared to how it used to be
GF jerked me off while tongue fucking my asshole.
Amateurs in Lingerie thread, second wave
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>>708498544
Same bitch?
rekt thread
was that dumb retard whore ok?
>>708497857
It's a fake in that she's double jointed in both legs.
>>708498015
Is he ok?
>>708498282
yes
best of 4chan thread?
>>708500051
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>>708500205
OVERFAP THREAD
Last digit of your post
>>708495925
0 = fuck off
1 get
>>708497111
Nice
>>708495925
moar like that plz OP
6 get
>>708495925
dubs
Would you do it?
>>708499069
I see no down sides.
I'd spin it twice
>>708499245
And a second.
>>708499069
Who the fuck wouldn't? 7/8 chance of getting rich af, 1/8 chance of sweet release.
It's a Win-Win
loli marathon, thread #250
~ MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, ONE LOLI AT A TIME ~
prev >>708496160
>Image archives:
https://lolimarathon.cf
>cake.zip:
https://mega.nz/#!lZwCUACQ!GdMFGLj5 1o3X0YEv8HldOJ5msLa2K7FY4oqfV5UW9ck
>If you are looking for a game it's probably:
[ILLUSION] ハニーセレクト HoneySelect
>>>/t/736396 →
https://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=searc
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250 goddamn threads!
followed you. and yes, lots are cute and I do like cute shits.
Hooray!!
By the way, this here loli looks frustrated. I wonder if she'd like some help with her problem.
Discord thread
https://discord.gg/DVmyHGQ
badger's thread
>>708496109
Also yeah. I often do actively try to encourage the guy I'm sucking to thrust and fuck.
Frot is hot.
>>708496292
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>>708496307
I don't own a dildo, otherwise I'd parctice too probably.
Mhm, most people I've actually enjoyed sex with have been more dominant, exerting their will on me and telling me what to do. I've had a couple of guys who were just so passive and that really works to kill my mood.
Post your 10/10
Pic very related
There was one pic of a girl who looked like OP pic except she was in green panties and bra and was feeding some farm animals
Anyone has?
>>708493714
> she was feeding some farm animals.
Goodbye
![interview[2MB].webm](https://i.imgur.com/nHFyj4E.jpg "interview[2MB].webm")
>>708494444
nice digits
Why are YOU voting for Hillary Clinton?
>>708495593
Because I'm voting third party
>>708495593
Benghazi wasn't enough, White House being sieged always great movies.
> im dead.
> im an illegal immigrant
> im under 18
> im not American
> im not registered to vote
>>708495746
I'm glad you got to use that one, anon. Don't let the haters tell you are a fucking retard for providing a response or voting for an unspecified third party.
>>708495593
Because while she's a corrupt, unethical shrew, I do actually support the platforms she's pushing to pander to the American people and because the other 3 candidates (Trump, Johnson, Stein) are all a varying mix of crazy and stupid, with little to no chance of actually accomplishing any of their platforms.
And as an aside I think all the outrage about Benghazi is retarded. 4 Americans dying in an embassy attack is not even an uncommon occurrence - it's happened like every 5 years for the last...
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Post a pic and anons will guess how many cocks she has had, and what her favorite position is.
>>708488785
more of this one?
>>708488785
7. Doggy style. She loves to get her long braids pulled hard.
>>708489068
>blonde hair
>tan skin
>Great body
100 or more
pics you shouldn't share cont
>>708492090
too old hehe
anyone likes her? i got tons
>>708491741
MORE!
>General secrets and feels thread
Have a crush on a guy i went to college with for 2 years, never got the chance to tell him because i know i'm not his type.
Not sure if it was a mistake but i introduced him to my friend and they have had a relationship twice now.
I don't really think about it because i just want him to be happy, but i can't help but dream of us being together.
SO 4chan, any secrets?
I stole the sticky tac
hi
i watch Dance Moms
I can only get hard with identical twin porn because its the only way I can be sure they're related.
my moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car
:(
Deutschlandfaden - Guten Morgen Edition
Fragen:
Schon Lebkuchen oder Spekulatius gekauft?
Mit welcher Zahl beginnt eure Postleitzahl?
Tee oder Kaffee?
Wurdet ihr als Kind sexuell missbraucht?
Pläne für heute?
>>708486630
>Schon Lebkuchen oder Spekulatius gekauft?
Lebkuchen (die mit dem Schokoboden), Schokokränze, Herzen-Sterne-Brezeln und ein paar Dominiosteine
>Mit welcher Zahl beginnt eure Postleitzahl?
67
>Tee oder Kaffee?
beides
>Wurdet ihr als Kind sexuell missbraucht?
nope - einer der schlimmsten Vergehen meiner Eltern in meiner Kindheit war, dass ich mir nicht einen der ersten MP3...
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>>708486988
>durfte
ein durfte zu viel
>>708486630
>Schon Lebkuchen oder Spekulatius gekauft?
Lebkuchen
>Mit welcher Zahl beginnt eure Postleitzahl?
35
>Tee oder Kaffee?
Kaffee morgens und nachmittags, abends Tee
>Wurdet ihr als Kind sexuell missbraucht?
Ne
>Pläne für heute?
Staubsaugen wäre nötig oder sollte ich mir so einen Swiffer kaufen? Taugen die was?
>Schon Lebkuchen oder Spekulatius gekauft?
Ne, werde ich auch nicht
>Mit welcher Zahl beginnt eure Postleitzahl?
31
>Tee oder Kaffee?
Mag beides
>Wurdet ihr als Kind sexuell missbraucht?
Ne, hatte ne richtig jute Kindheit
>Pläne für heute?
Arbeit, pumpen, essen
>>708487293
>Staubsaugen
zu saugen und wischen hab ich so meine in vielen jahren bestätigte theorie
Incest related questions thread.
In this thread, i answer all of your serious questions about what its like to be [have been] in an incestuous relationship.
For people who dont speak English: Se Habla Español.
>foto not related.
>>708487974
Are you a Spanish fag?
Yknow her to nigger?
>>708488025
I speak spanish. could be Spanish.
>>708488046
no. i saved her picture from here. thanks for that. i will save it.
Tell us your story?
loli marathon, thread #249
~ MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, ONE LOLI AT A TIME ~
prev >>708492025
>Image archives:
https://lolimarathon.cf
>cake.zip:
https://mega.nz/#!lZwCUACQ!GdMFGLj5 1o3X0YEv8HldOJ5msLa2K7FY4oqfV5UW9ck
>If you are looking for a game it's probably:
[ILLUSION] ハニーセレクト HoneySelect
>>>/t/736396 →
https://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=searc
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Last post before work
Hi, me again...
Want a clear answer
You guys post these loli threads ALL THE TIME...
What is this "Marathon" all of a sudden?
Are you like... stockpiling the images or something?
I don't get how this is particularly different than usual
