Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700846123
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsGODTySH0E
Yuuko is claimed! (・ω・)
>>700852866
I don't think I finished it! Pretty sure it glitched far into the playthrough and I gave up.
>>700852818
Oh, that sounds like lots of fun. Hopefully it wasn't too annoying to fix.
Nap time.
Claimed
Posy cartoon characters you'd fuck. NO ANIME allowed.
>>700846596
ah i still remember my kid boners from seeing her in "the road to eldorado"
anyone else find muscular women attractive? seriously, this is hot.
>>700844777
No, it isn't.
>>700844777
Now this is my kind of thread.
>>700844777
AYY LMAO
>>700844777
Yes mate.
If they're muscular to the point they're not gross.
Or just wide shouldered and strong.
They're called "Mama Bears"
>>700845095
I'll keep bumping with the few I have don't you leave me alone OP.
Alright, oldfags.
Haven't toasted a bread like this in 5eva.
WHO'S IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA WITH ME?
Don't let me down /b/ros.
Goin for quads early just to shut this fuckin thread down.
>>700846503
>>700845921
lets go /b/
end my suffering
Pics you promised not to share v.3.0
More of Hannah, do you guys like her?
auch deutsche hier, die über kik tauschen wollen? am besten ausn norden
>>700848538
yes yess. more, full frontal? also clothed?
Auction thread: Post females and anons say how much they'd pay to have them for whatever they want for a night. Feel free to post how you'd use them too.
First up, my friend Jackie.
>>700839081
20 bucks. Would make her wash my dishes.
>>700839687
$150
Fuck her ass while pulling her hair, then cum in her hair.
GTA IV Cover Montage Continued
Because this faggot >>700847500 didn't make a wish yet, he can either hurry the fuck up and claim 44, or you guys roll till you get it and overwrite him. Your choice.
(88 Is coming soon, tho I probably split the two frames to put them next to each other)
>>700848612
>>700848658
>>700848555
>>700847789
Since 88 is apparently used,put on 44
How do I get my wife to let me fuck other women anybody figured this out yet? We have plenty of sex and I love her I just want more pussy I feel insatiable. I'm dead serious I think she could go for it if I explain it right but I can't figure it out and I feel like I only get one shot at this either that or I need some info on prostitutes cause I'm gonna have to start dealing with them at this rate pic unrelated
Are you prepared to let your wife sleep with other men
>>700831128
Sure since I'm sure you don't have a fucking answer you just wanna shit post
>>700831472
wow okay
it was a legit question, but congrats at pushing the one person who was going to reply away.
Good luck with your ventures.
>>700831836
And there goes the shitpost peace out fuckwad
>>700832098
kek no wonder you have no luck with your wife
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>700833237
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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Claiming best trap
>>700846234
Ayy
Calamity-masu'd
Hello again
>>700845703
any other lewd activities you want to do?
>>700845975
night revy
your still mine bb
>>700845977
Not gunna lie, I'm chuckling at that.
Drawthread: Christmas draws closer edition!
>>700839818
Requesting Rukia doing something cute with a Kirlia
oh hell yah
>>700839978
cyka bylat
Can someone draw Romelia in a leg spread pose with dry crispy piss stained fur around the regions from this pic?
More refs can be found here. http://imgur.com/a/Qcx2N
Deutsch THread
#original
abend anon
wie gehts?
was steht die woche an?
sonst alles klar?
Fick Boxxer
>>700835031
> wie gehts?
Gut, bis auf das ich gerade grenzmazedonische Flüchtlingspisse saufe.
> was steht die woche an?
Arbeit. Saufen. Ficken (mit meiner rechten Hand).
> sonst alles klar?
Immer doch.
>>700835231
bitte was säufst du
>>700835031
sers!
>wie gehts?
is okay, hätt gern a bier, is aber nur whiskey da
>was steht die woche an?
net viel
>sonst alles klar?
hätte mal wieder lust zu vögeln irgendwie
>>700835231
>Ficken (mit meiner rechten Hand).
Das nennt man dann aber Onanieren, Anon.
Why do you hate potheads?
If someone, and I'll try to type this without bias if you try to read it without bias, who is working a full time job that happens to benefit the community and paying their own bills, happens to have some ailment of the body that causes them constant and great physical pain, used smoking marijuana as a means to dull the pain, allow them to focus on personal ventures and socializing, What would you rather have them do, if you're of the belief that them smoking illegally was some sort of detriment to society?
>>700820966
If I have that mind set obviously I want them to take legal medication that badly works with horrible side affects
>>700820966
>Why do you hate potheads?
because they are stupid, self absorbed, and annoying as shit
i.e. this thread
>>700820966
Your not describing pot heads
>what would you rather have them do
there is no direct substitute. without specifics, all anyone could possibly say is go see a doctor.
>>700821254
Badly works?
I agree, if I understand you correctly.
I can brush my teeth after I smoke, I can't brush my liver after I take pills for years...
>>700821389
So, they're abrasive to your opinions and ideas? Isn't that a little self centered? Maybe if you pulled a reason out of your bum that pertained to the general state of man.
Continue teen butt thread
>>700838957
dubs get moar
>>700835695
asking again - really trying to find it, i searched my PC for like 2 fuckin hours i dont know where it is
YOU are invited to guess the future.
>also get
is this post bad?
Should I kiss her?
>>700831042
respect
>>700830687
Will I get laid this week?
Should Op an hero?
ITT post your real cock size
8.2 inches
>>700825527
3.1 inches
0 inches
4 3/4
5,5 x 6
I'm up for a GTA IV Cover Montage. You too?
Dubs win corresponding spot, 00 and trips+ may choose a spot.
>>700844562
99 if trips
>>700844731
Roll for 88
>>700844562
33 trips
Feeling nostalgic thread v2
Get on my level bros
This motherfucker right here
Who's your favorite porn star at the moment?
>>700836607
THIS IS A RARE TAYTAY - DO NOT DUPLICATE - DO NOT SAVE - CLEAR BROWSER CACHE AFTER VIEWING
Been Caprice for about 5 years.
>>700836607
Alex Grey. Photos really don't do her justice
>>700836607
>>700836952
this is the true patrician choice.
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:
EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
BUT,
EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
Good luck my /b/rethren
Yeah fuck it, let's roll them dice.
Oh you op
hmm. ok
I'll bite.
Also here's a picture of my guinea pig.
Im down
What are your criteria for a gf?
Not your ideal woman, but the minimum criteria a girl has to meet in order for you to want to date her. Deal breakers/red flags also welcome.
for me:
>must be at least 6/10
>not too fat or too skinny
>pretty face, nice body (I can live with it if she only has one of these)
>any race (except gypsy or aboriginal) is fine as long as she ticks the above boxes
>not into any retarded
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>>700827632
> at least 5/10
> not fat
> must be into anal, passive and active
if I could fuck her with zero efford and it would be clear no one would ever know, I would do even a fat 1/10; anal play is mandatory
Implying any of you fat fucking virgins have any place to have standards of women. You'd take whatever you could get and you know it.
>>700828205
nice try shitlord
>>700827632
no sluts allowed, will only make problems
2d gf must put out.