Why is everyone scared of such a small country
>>674616943
Jin Ling
>>674616943
Russia big.
>>674616943
they have a fuck tonne of nukes and a leader that isn't afraid to use them
kinda funny how small nations are like that
>>674616943
zozzle
SECRETS THREAD
>>674616891
I catfish random lonely guys, get them to agree to meet in the middle of nowhere and murder them.
I would suck dick for dubs tbqh
>>674617030
here you go
I'm secretly a faggot
MORE FEMINIST ABSUDRITY
Old thread just died.
Hey, /b/.
I know that most of you will ignore my post and go back to your trap/porn webm threads, but I guess it's worth a shot.
Basically I've hit rock bottom. I met this girl a couple of months ago and we've been friends ever since. I have a lot of fun talking to her, she's very kind and I feel like she actually tries to understand what I talk about.
Now here's the very anticipated part of the story.
During the first month she used to tell me how nobody loves her and that she sometimes doesn't feel very happy about that.
Also she kept hinting at me about something I have yet to understand, she asked me things like "what if we met earlier" or "what if we went to the same school".
I wasn't sure what to do at the time so I just played it cool and tried to show my affection as much as I could. Unfortunately, she stopped telling me about love and all that stuff. We still talk on a regular basis, though.
My big surprise is that the little thing called love hit me this month. At first I didn't know why I started feeling different around her. But later I realized that I started thinking about her more and more.
Since then I started taking care of my problems, solving them faster than the fire rate of a pump-action shotgun. Yes, I was sarcastic, but I'm getting shit together slow and steady, don't worry.
The only problem is that I don't know how to tell her what's truly on my mind. No, it's not a bullet waiting to pierce the heavens. I want to tell her that I truly appreciate the kindness she shows towards me. I want to let her know that I would anything to see her happy. I feel better around her than what I used to feel like around my own parents. I never had a happy childhood anyway, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't fine and dandy either.
I love her so much, /b/, what the fuck am I gonna do?
I just finished talking to her right now, she went to sleep. Now I'm all alone.
>inb4 asking for advice on 4chin
I'm asking for your advice because I have no other friends.
>>674613667
just do it nigger
Kill yourself.
>>674613667
nigger
>>674614549
Actually, I was planning on doing that, but she gave me hope.
>>674614535
I would love to, I just don't know how.
>>674614930
b-but, we wuz kaingz n shiet
Hey /b/ my school is doing a contest against other schools to win 5000 dollars and a chance for the marching band to play at a pro baseball game. I need ideas on how to get more votes, we currently have 7073 votes an we are in 4th place and the 1st place niggers have 17164 votes. Best idea gets my 25 dollar debit card code, and cvc, and expiration date
Shoot the other school up, bound to win
>>674615213
but then the contest hosts will feel bad for them and let them win, prolly should shoot up his own school
how are the votes being made
>>674616046
through facebook
FALL IN LOVE YOU LOSE
YOU SAVE, YOU POST 2
Hello, I'm here for the job interview.
>>674613761
can you do basic math
>yes
First pay comes out of your tattoo removal.
>We all make mistakes anon , we shouldnt be punished for life for them.
I would legit give this guy a chance, if he wanted to change.
instanthire/10
that doesnt mean he;s doing PR work or interacting with my clients/customers, at all. but yknow, warehouse shit.
just gotta think a bit outside the box
>>674613761
Brown eyes think he is aryan kek
Hey /b/, could you watch this glass of chocolate milk for me? I'll be right back.
Sorry OP, that bottle wasn't milk.
All your milk are belong to us
I'll just remind anyone contributing that you must be severely detached from normal people to find it entertaining in any form
>>674615046
chocolate milk best milk
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzCf_pY2-_k
>>674614481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9BzA_0TLBs
need new loli bread
self bump
bumpin
What's the one piece of advice you wish your father would've told you when you were young?
Don't listen to me
>>674615282
jump off a bridge
No ones your friend. Every one wants a bigger piece of the cake.
Be a simple man
Milf thread
On veut la suite de la salope au beau cul !
>>674614584
Tout à fait.
Chu dans marde
Okay /b/, after 25 years of being a kiss-less virgin I think I want to just try to date a man, I have given up on trying to get a girlfriend.
How do I hook up with a guy???
>>674615808
im being dead serious btw
If you arent ugly its easy to hook up with a guy.
>>674616038
I am pretty ugly
>>674615808
Have you thought about priesthood?
>listening to the radio this morning
>they were reporting on the assult of Jared Fogle in prison
>they all laugh and say he deserved it
why, in this day and age, are pedophiles treated like second class citizens? Pedophiles did not choose to be attracted to children, that was just how they were born. it feels like we are still living in the dark ages
>>674614548
Does that little girl look like she is enjoying being raped? That's why pedophiles deserve death
Are you fukin retarded?
>>674615185
Tisk tisk tisk, send him to psychology. And most pedos dont act on their feelings stupid
>>674615335
homos and transgender faggots get equality. why not pedos?
1
2
just a jew
choose to
Fill up my bait folder /b/
1/35
2/35
3/35
4/35
Celeb nude thread
Fucking cow
>>674613201
Moar of her i get my dick diamondz when i think fucking that plastic ass
Marie Vinck, Belgian actrice
First three words that come to mind.
abso lut ely
This post again?
Ew please no
>>674612824
Fatty fat fatty
Whats his name again?
The Choker
The Comedian
Heat Legend
>>674614031
Jack Nicholson
