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Dubs win
I r fag Need cocks 2 live
>nm hbu
wha
thinking about you but as a baby and sucking my peeper mmm~
kinda feeling suicidal for real
>>684195450
ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Round two, here we go!
>DUBS get simple readings from the Hermetic Tarot (1-3 cards)
>TRIPS get detailed readings (up to 10 cards depending on the question and scope of the reading)
>Ask a question, or set a time limit for a general prediction (next week, next month, next six months, etc.)
>Leave a name and a Junior Shrine Maiden will give you a fortune cookie if you don't get special digits.
>Be patient if waiting
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Let's get lucky.
Bumpn' with god tier music for good measure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NSRbwGEe7o&t=827s
Will this thread had less autism?
Third.
-Sweet Roll
Doing this for our safety.
-Doc Goldeneye
>>684195173
Such a good soundtrack. I need to reinstall those games.
push up time!
last 2 digits = number of pushups
come on , day 5 of 3 month training. everyone can join, results garanteed.
im tired as fuck cause fo work, little sleep, fuck it,lets do this anyway, life aint easy
I have cancer
>>684196363
too easy
Why not faggot
>>684196402
ayyy 2
thats more like it
op here, did mine, see you tomorrow bros
3rd grade maths. Please no arguing.
93,131
Why not use a calculator instead of /b/
1
1, because 3 divided by 1/3 is the same as 3x3 which is 9, then you work left to right so it's 9 - 9 + 1 which is 1
>>684194500
>>684194500
Literally one of the most known webms. Geniva you faggot learn how to google.
>>684194691
Dayum I need sauce
Ughhhhhhh does anyone have the one of that college chick (UCLA I think) wearing the college hoodie and sucking this GIANT cock?
NEED SAUCE
http://www.xvideos.com/video19990969/arrombando_o_cu_da_safada
>>684195910
Isnt that it?
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>Make sure OP has the rules, evidently the most important rule
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>old man fister claimed
>>684196264
Sachiiiiiii~
>of course, it's an infinite hug <3
>>684196294
Ayy
>tight hugs
>>684196597
Oh really? Sorry, I didn't know. I won't do it again
>>684196686
Yup! I'm try to be here as much as I can. I love it here
>>684196855
Wha? I'm on almost every day?...
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>>684196941
everything is a lie
Kud claim
>>684196212
I miss everyone when they're gone. I literally dreamed about a thread with no image limit last night where everyone I know so far was on.
>>684196998
Off by one
Flippy axe claimed
>>684197053
You're a nice anon Prinz I'll let it slide B)
Cock tribute thread
Taking request
Post your OC and people you know.
The best quality might get a cum tribute. We'll see
>>684191722
Please!
>>684191722
Cock her
>>684192508
Same girl! Please!
yes
>>684191722
if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?
bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses, pics preferred
>>684190440
how the fuck a rule in school will be able to satisfy any of my fetish ? i'm not a teacher, i haven't set foot in a school for years
>>684190440
>school
underage b&
All students, female or otherwise, are to fight in the Korean People's Army and support True Korea.
1st violation: You are executed with a machine gun. Your immediate family is put in a Political Prison.
2nd violation: Execution with a flamethrower. And also a machine gun. Kim's favorite method. Your immediate family and THEIR immediate family are imprisoned.
3rd violation: Execution with a mortar while you're set on fire, and gunned down by all machine gun-wielding soldiers in the country. Your entire family is put in prison, along with all subsequent generations.
Someone wanted something about feet in the last thread? I can do that, if that person is here and can remind me.
Or just in general, I actually like writing this shit because i'm so fucking autistic.
Robots and automation are replacing humans at shit tier jobs like cashiers and fast food, how fucked are you?
>>684191518
first job category to be phased out will be driving, not cashiers and fast food, and that is hardly shit-tier. Not that those shitty jobs won't be close behind.
>that feel when have to select "I am not a robot"
>>684191518
I'm going to be making robots to replace humans.
> dull
> dirty
> dangerous
pick one or more and a robot is ideal to replace a human.
>>684191518
is that an outfit, paint, photoshop, or some combination of the three?
did you say,...fucked?
sex robots....
Why can't someone once refer to me as their best friend. Feels thread.
Guys, my best friend here is acting like a faggot, don't mind them,.. Who happen to be my best friend.
>>684189382
at least you tried. thanks anon
>>684188174
Bro it's not because they don't call you "their best friend" that you must feel like shit, people you know probably appreciate many of your qualities. Don't hate yourself for a thing like that.
>not 5
>wanting to have a best friend
>>684190459
you know how i feel then.
Should I eat cheetos, go buy a frosty or kill myself?
dubs decides
I'll livestream either way
>>684191394
kill it'self
>>684191394
frosty
>>684191394
>Train until you can suck your own dick.
>Send the picture to mike.
>"Sorry you have to put up with her Mike."
>>684191394
Honestly, no one has ever said
"I regret getting that Frosty"
So that's a safe bet.
>>684191717
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://url.bz/wincest
pic related
>>684195405
Is this real?....
>>684195405
awesome!
i'd do just about anything for porn lol i'm a total weirdo who loves to cum. def. fapping to this fucking vid
>>684195405
id like a number 69 with a side order of ops porn
>>684195405
oh my
Daily Mostly Enjoyable Berserk Thread.
Come one, come all, and come read a few chapters with us.
It's not porn, but it's still pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBR YS92RBWI
Links to read Berserk online:
http://www.mangareader.net/96/berserk.html
http://mangasee.co/manga/?series=Berserk
http://www.evil-genius.us/
Links to Berserk torrent:
http://bakabt.me/162057-berserk.html
http://bakabt.me/164536-berserk-720p-bluray-yellow-flash.html
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=466995
It's a manga that's been running for 20+ years now, and it's pretty incredible. One of the things that's most interesting about it, is that the author has basically reinvented himself in his style several times throughout the series, while still keeping it true to its roots. During the first 10 volumes (referred to collectively as the "Golden Age" arc), it's basically gritty 80s style manga of purely dark medieval warfare, becoming borderlined historical fiction. but in volumes 11-12+ literally hell opens up and pours itself onto earth evil...
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Which MILF would you want to spend a night with? Dubs you get 2 of them!
Trips and I post nudes of the MILF of your choice!
Yellow shirt. Red Trump hair is second. I want the one on the right to watch though.
>>684190050
You don't have nudes...go away faggot!
>>684190287
>Red Trump hair is second
Fucking Hilarious, I knew it instantly!!!
4 and 5 mmm. give nudes of 4
Middle
So b. I have been raped by another man and i can't talk to anyone that i know. Lets talk about it.
So does this make me a fag? Sadly, im being serious
>>684191141
if you were raped u arent a fag. sorry to hear this happened 2 u. :(
>>684191502
Thank you for that. No matter what i think im going to feel like this for a while. Maybe forever. I hope not.
Was it cosby?
>>684190981
How'd it happen?
Bow before the might of the reptilian army /b/. HISS!!!!!1!!!!1
it's funny seeing images of me pop up.
started on the chan, i'll end on the chan.
>>684190953
Ok who told this 13 year old to go to 4chan?
>>684191142
Post pic with timestamp fag
>>684191142
You make my anus bleed
I love you leafy you cute bitch
Go to pictureswap, post what you get!
No one is uploading...
Bump
why are people still racist?
Because naggers still alive
>>684189404
Because niggers are destroying all of our cities and governments.
Because coloreds wont move back to their home planet of africa.
>>684189750
Then white americans should move back to europe
Because niggers....
>Dan "On her feet I must skeet" Schneider
>>684189518
sauce?
>>684190713
Zoey 101
>>684189518
>Dan "She's a fighter" Schneider
>Dan "Deep inside her" Schneider
>Dan "the Candy Man" Schneider
That's all I got. Bumparoo.
what kind of scripts would dan have written if he was allowed to air anything?
> Dan "beat my meat with your feet" Schneider
today is my birthday...I'm 26 and haven't done jack shit with my life. who's with me in this boat?
Loserfag reporting in. 23 and have spent almost my entire adult life I'm prison, never held a job longer than 3 months, and drink 2 pints of vodka a day.
>>684190583
awe man bummer for sure!
>>684190284
You still got time. Pic related?
>>684190944
totally related. it's me realizing how lame I am
>>684190780
Yeah but shit might get a bit better tomorrow as I have my first job interview in 7 months. If I'm not hired I might as well resort to burglary and robbery. Can't continue mooching and bumming around. Gotta have my own money.
