drawthread: fat fucking titties edition
/r/ Moss hanging hanging upside-down like a bat, sleeping, and urinating in her sleep, and getting her body wet.
More refs can be found here. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
>>684194054
>Cardbro
Just to be sure, i am still number 8 in the carddeck yes?
>>684194096
>post-it
that sucks, i hate waiting.
>>684194248
>Anon
i, uh..
>>684194507
>Topham
awww.. Can i request you infront of a fireplace?
Here's Sticknig's card!
I like fat fucking titties.
I'm banging this chick on the regular. I dare you to find a flaw
Protip: you can't
lol seriously? I mean, good for you bro. But come on...
seems like she'd be a nice fuck, submissive
tell me if I'm right
She looks ethnic, you're diluting the master race
>>684194916
She's ugly
Bait/10
You have 20 seconds to prove you're not Mexican.
Ready.
Set..
Go
Si
>>684195016
aiaiaiiii taco taco burrito carbon!
>>684195016
Ich bin ein schweinhund
>>684195016
>>684195016
I own a quesadilla george foreman press but have the decency not to put it away so people don't think im a spic wanna be
You're in Hogwarts and this guy walks up and smacks your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>>684198080
Avadakadavara
>>684198080
Thank him for the gf
>>684198080
Pull your wand out of your pants, and make clicking sounds like a rat.
Sup' my rad memers! Now what the FUCK is everybody drinking tonight?!
>>684196545
You fucking jew
>>684196828
Get off 4chan Ethan
>>684196545
Bleach
>>684196936
Carlos its me not Ethan
Now watch me get these doubles, nigger
Dubs win
I r fag Need cocks 2 live
>nm hbu
wha
thinking about you but as a baby and sucking my peeper mmm~
kinda feeling suicidal for real
Round two, here we go!
>DUBS get simple readings from the Hermetic Tarot (1-3 cards)
>TRIPS get detailed readings (up to 10 cards depending on the question and scope of the reading)
>Ask a question, or set a time limit for a general prediction (next week, next month, next six months, etc.)
>Leave a name and a Junior Shrine Maiden will give you a fortune cookie if you don't get special digits.
>Be patient if waiting for a reading!
Let's get lucky.
Bumpn' with god tier music for good measure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NSRbwGEe7o&t=827s
Will this thread had less autism?
Third.
-Sweet Roll
Doing this for our safety.
-Doc Goldeneye
push up time!
last 2 digits = number of pushups
come on , day 5 of 3 month training. everyone can join, results garanteed.
im tired as fuck cause fo work, little sleep, fuck it,lets do this anyway, life aint easy
I have cancer
>>684196363
too easy
Why not faggot
>>684196402
ayyy 2
thats more like it
3rd grade maths. Please no arguing.
93,131
Why not use a calculator instead of /b/
1
>>684194500
Literally one of the most known webms. Geniva you faggot learn how to google.
>>684194691
Dayum I need sauce
Ughhhhhhh does anyone have the one of that college chick (UCLA I think) wearing the college hoodie and sucking this GIANT cock?
NEED SAUCE
http://www.xvideos.com/video19990969/arrombando_o_cu_da_safada
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>Make sure OP has the rules, evidently the most important rule
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>old man fister claimed
>>684196264
Sachiiiiiii~
>of course, it's an infinite hug <3
>>684196294
Ayy
>tight hugs
>>684196597
Oh really? Sorry, I didn't know. I won't do it again
>>684196686
Yup! I'm try to be here as much as I can. I love it here
>>684196855
Wha? I'm on almost every day?
>
>>684196941
everything is a lie
Kud claim
>>684196212
I miss everyone when they're gone. I literally dreamed about a thread with no image limit last night where everyone I know so far was on.
>>684196998
Off by one
Flippy axe claimed
Cock tribute thread
Taking request
Post your OC and people you know.
The best quality might get a cum tribute. We'll see
>>684191722
Please!
>>684191722
Cock her
>>684192508
Same girl! Please!
yes
if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?
bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses, pics preferred
>>684190440
how the fuck a rule in school will be able to satisfy any of my fetish ? i'm not a teacher, i haven't set foot in a school for years
>>684190440
>school
underage b&
All students, female or otherwise, are to fight in the Korean People's Army and support True Korea.
1st violation: You are executed with a machine gun. Your immediate family is put in a Political Prison.
2nd violation: Execution with a flamethrower. And also a machine gun. Kim's favorite method. Your immediate family and THEIR immediate family are imprisoned.
3rd violation: Execution with a mortar while you're set on fire, and gunned down by all machine gun-wielding soldiers in the country. Your entire family is put in prison, along with all subsequent generations.
Someone wanted something about feet in the last thread? I can do that, if that person is here and can remind me.
Or just in general, I actually like writing this shit because i'm so fucking autistic.
Robots and automation are replacing humans at shit tier jobs like cashiers and fast food, how fucked are you?
>>684191518
first job category to be phased out will be driving, not cashiers and fast food, and that is hardly shit-tier. Not that those shitty jobs won't be close behind.
>that feel when have to select "I am not a robot"
>>684191518
I'm going to be making robots to replace humans.
> dull
> dirty
> dangerous
pick one or more and a robot is ideal to replace a human.
>>684191518
is that an outfit, paint, photoshop, or some combination of the three?
did you say,...fucked?
Why can't someone once refer to me as their best friend. Feels thread.
Guys, my best friend here is acting like a faggot, don't mind them,.. Who happen to be my best friend.
>>684189382
at least you tried. thanks anon
>>684188174
Bro it's not because they don't call you "their best friend" that you must feel like shit, people you know probably appreciate many of your qualities. Don't hate yourself for a thing like that.
>not 5
>wanting to have a best friend
Should I eat cheetos, go buy a frosty or kill myself?
dubs decides
I'll livestream either way
>>684191394
kill it'self
>>684191394
frosty
>>684191394
>Train until you can suck your own dick.
>Send the picture to mike.
>"Sorry you have to put up with her Mike."
>>684191394
Honestly, no one has ever said
"I regret getting that Frosty"
So that's a safe bet.
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://url.bz/wincest
pic related
>>684195405
Is this real?....
>>684195405
awesome!
i'd do just about anything for porn lol i'm a total weirdo who loves to cum. def. fapping to this fucking vid
>>684195405
id like a number 69 with a side order of ops porn
Daily Mostly Enjoyable Berserk Thread.
Come one, come all, and come read a few chapters with us.
It's not porn, but it's still pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBRYS92RBWI
Links to read Berserk online:
http://www.mangareader.net/96/berserk.html
http://mangasee.co/manga/?series=Berserk
http://www.evil-genius.us/
Links to Berserk torrent:
http://bakabt.me/162057-berserk.html
http://bakabt.me/164536-berserk-720p-bluray-yellow-flash.html
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=466995
It's a manga that's been running for 20+ years now, and it's pretty incredible. One of the things that's most interesting about it, is that the author has basically reinvented himself in his style several times throughout the series, while still keeping it true to its roots. During the first 10 volumes (referred to collectively as the "Golden Age" arc), it's basically gritty 80s style manga of purely dark medieval warfare, becoming borderlined historical fiction. but in volumes 11-12+ literally hell opens up and pours itself onto earth evil dead style but in a completely serious manner. Over the next ~5 volumes you have every bit of bad in his world corrupted and risen to full blown demonic rape-fests; corrupt priests burning everyone at the stake, packs of roving goblins kidnapping women, raping and impregnating them to make more monsters, an evil god-emporer who tries to take over the world etc. It then turns into a traditional swords/sorcery fantasy where Guts assembles a team of rag-tag heroes to destroy the five God Hands of hell, one of whom was his best friend and rival during the Golden Age.
Which MILF would you want to spend a night with? Dubs you get 2 of them!
Trips and I post nudes of the MILF of your choice!
Yellow shirt. Red Trump hair is second. I want the one on the right to watch though.
>>684190050
You don't have nudes...go away faggot!
>>684190287
>Red Trump hair is second
Fucking Hilarious, I knew it instantly!!!
4 and 5 mmm. give nudes of 4
So b. I have been raped by another man and i can't talk to anyone that i know. Lets talk about it.
So does this make me a fag? Sadly, im being serious
>>684191141
if you were raped u arent a fag. sorry to hear this happened 2 u. :(
>>684191502
Thank you for that. No matter what i think im going to feel like this for a while. Maybe forever. I hope not.
Was it cosby?
