Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>Make sure OP has the rules, evidently the most important rule
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>old man fister claimed
>>684196264
Sachiiiiiii~
>of course, it's an infinite hug <3
>>684196294
Ayy
>tight hugs
>>684196597
Oh really? Sorry, I didn't know. I won't do it again
>>684196686
Yup! I'm try to be here as much as I can. I love it here
>>684196855
Wha? I'm on almost every day?
>
>>684196941
everything is a lie
Kud claim
>>684196212
I miss everyone when they're gone. I literally dreamed about a thread with no image limit last night where everyone I know so far was on.
>>684196998
Off by one
Flippy axe claimed
Cock tribute thread
Taking request
Post your OC and people you know.
The best quality might get a cum tribute. We'll see
>>684191722
Please!
>>684191722
Cock her
>>684192508
Same girl! Please!
yes
if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?
bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses, pics preferred
>>684190440
how the fuck a rule in school will be able to satisfy any of my fetish ? i'm not a teacher, i haven't set foot in a school for years
>>684190440
>school
underage b&
All students, female or otherwise, are to fight in the Korean People's Army and support True Korea.
1st violation: You are executed with a machine gun. Your immediate family is put in a Political Prison.
2nd violation: Execution with a flamethrower. And also a machine gun. Kim's favorite method. Your immediate family and THEIR immediate family are imprisoned.
3rd violation: Execution with a mortar while you're set on fire, and gunned down by all machine gun-wielding soldiers in the country. Your entire family is put in prison, along with all subsequent generations.
Someone wanted something about feet in the last thread? I can do that, if that person is here and can remind me.
Or just in general, I actually like writing this shit because i'm so fucking autistic.
Robots and automation are replacing humans at shit tier jobs like cashiers and fast food, how fucked are you?
>>684191518
first job category to be phased out will be driving, not cashiers and fast food, and that is hardly shit-tier. Not that those shitty jobs won't be close behind.
>that feel when have to select "I am not a robot"
>>684191518
I'm going to be making robots to replace humans.
> dull
> dirty
> dangerous
pick one or more and a robot is ideal to replace a human.
>>684191518
is that an outfit, paint, photoshop, or some combination of the three?
did you say,...fucked?
Why can't someone once refer to me as their best friend. Feels thread.
Guys, my best friend here is acting like a faggot, don't mind them,.. Who happen to be my best friend.
>>684189382
at least you tried. thanks anon
>>684188174
Bro it's not because they don't call you "their best friend" that you must feel like shit, people you know probably appreciate many of your qualities. Don't hate yourself for a thing like that.
>not 5
>wanting to have a best friend
Should I eat cheetos, go buy a frosty or kill myself?
dubs decides
I'll livestream either way
>>684191394
kill it'self
>>684191394
frosty
>>684191394
>Train until you can suck your own dick.
>Send the picture to mike.
>"Sorry you have to put up with her Mike."
>>684191394
Honestly, no one has ever said
"I regret getting that Frosty"
So that's a safe bet.
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://url.bz/wincest
pic related
>>684195405
Is this real?....
>>684195405
awesome!
i'd do just about anything for porn lol i'm a total weirdo who loves to cum. def. fapping to this fucking vid
>>684195405
id like a number 69 with a side order of ops porn
Daily Mostly Enjoyable Berserk Thread.
Come one, come all, and come read a few chapters with us.
It's not porn, but it's still pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBRYS92RBWI
Links to read Berserk online:
http://www.mangareader.net/96/berserk.html
http://mangasee.co/manga/?series=Berserk
http://www.evil-genius.us/
Links to Berserk torrent:
http://bakabt.me/162057-berserk.html
http://bakabt.me/164536-berserk-720p-bluray-yellow-flash.html
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=466995
It's a manga that's been running for 20+ years now, and it's pretty incredible. One of the things that's most interesting about it, is that the author has basically reinvented himself in his style several times throughout the series, while still keeping it true to its roots. During the first 10 volumes (referred to collectively as the "Golden Age" arc), it's basically gritty 80s style manga of purely dark medieval warfare, becoming borderlined historical fiction. but in volumes 11-12+ literally hell opens up and pours itself onto earth evil dead style but in a completely serious manner. Over the next ~5 volumes you have every bit of bad in his world corrupted and risen to full blown demonic rape-fests; corrupt priests burning everyone at the stake, packs of roving goblins kidnapping women, raping and impregnating them to make more monsters, an evil god-emporer who tries to take over the world etc. It then turns into a traditional swords/sorcery fantasy where Guts assembles a team of rag-tag heroes to destroy the five God Hands of hell, one of whom was his best friend and rival during the Golden Age.
Which MILF would you want to spend a night with? Dubs you get 2 of them!
Trips and I post nudes of the MILF of your choice!
Yellow shirt. Red Trump hair is second. I want the one on the right to watch though.
>>684190050
You don't have nudes...go away faggot!
>>684190287
>Red Trump hair is second
Fucking Hilarious, I knew it instantly!!!
4 and 5 mmm. give nudes of 4
So b. I have been raped by another man and i can't talk to anyone that i know. Lets talk about it.
So does this make me a fag? Sadly, im being serious
>>684191141
if you were raped u arent a fag. sorry to hear this happened 2 u. :(
>>684191502
Thank you for that. No matter what i think im going to feel like this for a while. Maybe forever. I hope not.
Was it cosby?
Bow before the might of the reptilian army /b/. HISS!!!!!1!!!!1
it's funny seeing images of me pop up.
started on the chan, i'll end on the chan.
>>684190953
Ok who told this 13 year old to go to 4chan?
>>684191142
Post pic with timestamp fag
>>684191142
You make my anus bleed
Go to pictureswap, post what you get!
No one is uploading...
why are people still racist?
Because naggers still alive
>>684189404
Because niggers are destroying all of our cities and governments.
Because coloreds wont move back to their home planet of africa.
>>684189750
Then white americans should move back to europe
>Dan "On her feet I must skeet" Schneider
>>684189518
sauce?
>>684190713
Zoey 101
>>684189518
>Dan "She's a fighter" Schneider
>Dan "Deep inside her" Schneider
>Dan "the Candy Man" Schneider
That's all I got. Bumparoo.
what kind of scripts would dan have written if he was allowed to air anything?
today is my birthday...I'm 26 and haven't done jack shit with my life. who's with me in this boat?
Loserfag reporting in. 23 and have spent almost my entire adult life I'm prison, never held a job longer than 3 months, and drink 2 pints of vodka a day.
>>684190583
awe man bummer for sure!
>>684190284
You still got time. Pic related?
>>684190944
totally related. it's me realizing how lame I am
Any Ideas for a good homemade dildo?
A dozen condoms wrapped around three unsharpened pencils.
>>684189348
A knife with lemon juice as lube
>>684189503
thx
more?
Why is she so perfect?
>>684190192
Laxative
>>684190192
Who?
alright /b/. I've got a story.
>me a few years ago
>some fat chick in our class
>she's a feminist genderfluid whatever
>lets call her shopping cart
>one day in class we're doing one of those jeopardy review games
>teacher decides to split the class boys and girls
>thisgonbegood.png
>"shopping cart why are you on the boys side. Quit fooling around."
>"excuse me Mr. teacher, I'm a boy"
>"shopping cart please not this again"
>this has happened a few times before
>everyone either groans or starts to smile because they know what's about to happen
>land whale starts screaming about how she's being oppressed
>that escalated quickly
>teacher tells fem to please go to the girls side because she's causing a disturbance
>"do you want me to make a complaint to the board leader? I can get you fired"
>teacher obviously doesn't want to put up with this, puts her on the boy side
>us guys are sort of side eyeing each other
>I tap her shoulder
>"what do you want anon" she says, gasping for air from walking two steps
>"I think this is an unfair advantage. Do you want to go to the girls side?"
>other guy chimes in "where you belong"
>she thinks she's cool telling us "fuck you" in sign language
>turns towards me
>"touch me again and I'll accuse you of rape"
>uh what
>anyway the game starts. It's her turn to go up but she isn't paying attention.
>tap her shoulder
>whathaveistarted.gif
>turns angrily
> "ANON RAPED ME!"
>everyone turns to her annoyed
>"what is going on back there?!" teacher yells. "What did you do anon"
>tells him I tapped her shoulder
>he tells her to calm down
>she listens after giving a speech about gender
>everyone ignores it and is quiet for a few days
Not enough room to continue. Full story continued in a bit
The thrilling two parter continues
>few days later, everyone has heard of the rape accusations
>apparently she's claimed she's been raped by several "grown men"
>no one believes her.
>some guy is "triggering" her by tapping her on the shoulders a few times, cuts her off in the hallway
>"THAT IS IT" the blubber beast yells, everyone in hallway stops and stares
>screams how she's sick of being mistreated
>"that's it. Everyone at this school is so mean and conservative. I just want to kill myself!"
>a few laughs
>screams ITS SERIOUS!!, red faced
>guy in back, "make sure you don't hang yourself, you'll bring the ceiling down"
>she begins to cry and drops all of her things
>her lesbian friend goes to help the beached mammal
>the genderfluid runs out of school
>wheredshego.png
>a few students questioned because teachers could hear
>the kid who made the remark was suspended for a day
>we never saw her again
I think it's safe to assume. What'd you guys think?
>>684191725
Honestly, I'd be fine if we lived in a society that let us just drag people like this out back and shoot them.
The evolution of humankind wouldn't suffer one bit if people this fucking stupid weren't allowed to continue to pollute the gene pool.
>>684192104
tell the guy in back that I love him and he is my hero
>>684191725
i hope she killed herself. this is one of those things thats wrong with the world.
Hello,
My name is Ted Trapp from Cincinnati, Ohio and I recently commented in an article by "Fusion" magazine regarding a hunger strike at San Francisco State University citing that their cause to build support for the ethnic studies program was a joke. I was met with nothing but blatant liberal bias and slander when I am just a humble guy trying to go to work and drink tequila on weekends.
I was told that I could find support here as well as like minded individuals.
which Seth Macfarlane mom would you
>>684192089
Marge
Is the left one there just for diversities sake?
Middle tho
>>684192089
Lois obv.
Francine
