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Snapchat Sluts
>>704660804
moar
>>704660804
I like this chick, OP. You provide pics and I'll provide bumps.
>>704660804
name?
more more more this girl is cute
celeb fap thread
Feels thread
My housemate (who I didnt even know before i found her place on craigslist) who I've lived with for a month and a half now, really fucked me up the other night.
Ever since I've moved in she has been kind of flirty. She said the first day i met her that we can't fuck while we live together, but even then she joked unless we get drunk and won't remember. So in the time between then and the other night, like i said she's been flirting and shit. I have NOT been hitting on her or pushing those boundaries she set down.
Well
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>>704655801
At least you don't a pizza for one...
I'm intrigued. Bump.
One detail i need to add is while we were kissing i asked what she was doing. i was kind of hesitant because she was drunk and i know she is not looking for any relationship right now. She said that when she wants someone she goes for them or something along those lines. So okay, now im thinking shes into me. Continued-
As im sitting at my couch changing the music, she comes into the room. She stands next to the screen and starts running her hands along herself asking what i wanted to do. I told her she knows damn well what i want to do.
I started playing the...
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Seems interesting, ah well. Bump.
I'm hearing crickets.
Sup /b/?
I could use a level head here please. I'm in trouble and don't know what to do.
To lay out some facts. I'm 27, have a good job, physically fit, I'm pretty happy with my life, but I have herpes. I have not been sexually active for the 3 years since I've been diagnosed. I've focused on myself and I'm happy with how things are.
Five weeks ago I was at a party with some friends. There were girls there, things were fine. Drinks, shots, dancing, CAH, etc. Good times, typical night out with buddies.
3am rolls
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>>704665402
Yeah, you're socially fucked, and probably financially, too. Welcome to the real world. Even if you win your cases, which seems probable, you'll be stigmatized beyond repair. And she'll probably be just fine. Hey, at least she has herpes.
>>704665402
Your lawyer knows best.
>>704665981
I'll most likely win, yes. There were people at the party who saw me go into the room alone and I made no advances on anyone there. I haven't even been on a date in two years. Tried for a bit, just wasn't ready to expose myself like that to someone, or put them at risk.
Her brother has been telling people he is going to kick my ass.
(Some comfort, he's tiny he can't.)
Should I move away after this is done? Should I sue afterwards for damages?
>>704666273
I don't know about the countersuit thing. From what I've read it's a financial suck even though you probably deserve some kind of justice/compensation. But yeah, getting a fresh start sounds nice.
>>704666163
He's been really helpful in all of this. A real star. But it doesn't make it any easier when I go somewhere and get looks.
I've been refused service at a few places already.
I'm certain they're all aware that it was me who charged her with rape, but they don't seem to care.
Pixel Porn Thread. Gifs and Webms specifically.
>Wen u tryin 2 get sum booty but he wont bendover.
>>704669868
solution is simple.
>>704670064
hey tiger
>>704670064
Naughty tiger! Very good!
hfur bread go
Way too fucked up to care, taking requests, get dubs and I'll do it. No super painful stuff
spread vagina
Shoe on head!
finger in ass
>>704673282
dat ass
sharpie in pooper
If God doesn't exist, how come humans evolved complex overcomplicated critical thinking when speed, giant teeth and claws dominated nature?
>>704656801
Someone doesn't understand how evolution works.
>>704657218
I think you mean the theory of evolution.
>>704656801
Zooboo
>>704658320
Gravity is just a theory too. Go on, prove it wrong.
>>704656801
Because you can't just keep growing bigger teeth and claws.
/b/ can we get a cozy thread? help a /b/ro fall asleep
bump
Just relax, OP. Everything's going to be fine.
Gnight.
Daily reminder that this cunt is stupid and eats shit.
>>704665439
Reminder that trump is still a fascist oompa loompa
>>704665609
Reminder. We're fucked either way
>>704665609
>>704665609
Thanks for Correcting the Record.
But wait there's more
Continue Y/N? They're pretty cringy
Just gonna go ahead and post some more
Roll them boys
Roll
Roll kek
roll
rölliuviyh,fu
röll
NEW THREAD, PREVIOUS OP PLS CONTINUE
>>704670770
Show body and ass with checks spread
>>704670770
NOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHHHHHHHHHHH TYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>704670770
OP here
Let's finish this /b/
>after all those wasted dubs
>>704670864
Rawl
>>704670864
Let go
s/fur
>>704668941
>>704669349
could use to be a little more horse though
DRINKING THREAD
what're you drinking tonight /b/
pic relate
i'm pairing it with 2 more tallcans of the same, and half a fifth of vodka
Pouring steel reserve in a glass?? Makes no sense
>>704656988
you jokin? beer has wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much carbonation in it, you'll be farting for weeks if you drink it straight outta the can
gotta release that CO2
but yea that's not my pic, my glass is much cooler
>>704656988
Fuck you're such a Faggot
>>704657223
i didn't want to be the one to say that
anyone who doesn't pour beer has no taste, no matter what beer it is
Whisky on the rocks, maybe a godfather or two.
Girls you know personally who would die of embarrassment if they ever found out /b/ is saving their nudes
>>704666410
>>704666295
goddamn nice body who is she
>>704666295
She would
BIGGER.
SMARTER.
FASTER.
STRONGER.
The black man. White bois worst nightmare. Y'all can't even compete. Stay mad
>>704660919
smarter?
>be me
>not mad
>be you
>mad
Why you gotta throw race into everything?
>>704660919
>>704660919
Here's your reply
![CV [138].png](https://i.imgur.com/cwoo6Ib.jpg "CV [138].png")
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704653715
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
GET!!!
Kyouko a slow this afternoon
double nigger
Holds you
okay faggots, lets hear your excuses
Because Im fucking cheap I aint paying for no tang.
I'm a trap, my ex-gf dumped me and forced me to suck her bi bfs cock
>>704657631
cuz I wont be able to afford my lifestyle if I did
i dont make big cums
I'd rather have sex without the feely bullshit.
