Newest Celeb Fap Thread
Post who you want, old school welcome.
>>688479482
Next time start with Maddie.
>>688479623
Next time make your own thread.
Always just a few seconds too late ;_;
>>688479685
Next time kill yourself
Waifu claiming thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun
Chara claimed
Claimed
Just got enough money on Overwatch to buy a legendary skin, I need to decided which one now
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
still here
Claimed
Sorry i didnt answer back at work, phone was being dumb. Heres the work greentext i told you about.
>Chilling at 1 in the morning
>Some dude comes in asking people for rides
>dude is drugged up like crazy
>Everyone tells him that hes a druggie and to go away
>Keeps following me around the store telling me to help him because people are after him
>i ask him who
>THEM MAN THE FUCKING PEOPLE WITH THE THROB
>have no clue what the fuck is going on
>His drugs kick in more and hes running in and out of the store trying to hide from whatever
>Comes back in and yells "YOU GOTTA DO IT MAN"
>He is drenched in sweat to the point where its dripping on the floor
>Tell him that i cant help and try to get him to go away
>He starts panicking more and yelling as he runs out
>Starts walking in front of random cars to have someone help him get away from the throb people
>All of them slow down a bit, realised hes tore up and floor it away as he screams these old angry man sounds
>Stops about 3 cars, then i see one not slowing down
>THUD. Drug guy gets hit and rolls a little bit
>He doesnt move for like 20 seconds, think drug guy is kill
>Finally jumps up like nothing happened and starts wailing in this wierd almost mating call sound
>I TOLD YOU, NOBODY LISTENED. ITS IN EVERYONES HEADS GAHHH
>Runs off and never see him again
What a night
lets get some quality rekt going you bastards
>>688470331
I cringed at that
that is a low blow
Anyone have that webm where they cut a guys head off with a chainsaw?
>>688471378
That's old as fuck
>>688471378
2011 has it
s/fur
Awaiting friends
WHAT EXCUSE DO YOU PUSSIES HAVE FOR NOT JOINING YOUR COUNTRY'S GREAT ARMY !?
>>688476097
im not willing to risk my life for a county that is morally backward and ran by puppets for the rich
>>688476459
>he is right you know.jpeg
>i am educated
>not a victim of military propaganda
>>688476097
High blood pressure
They didn't want me
Albums you can listen from start to finish and enjoy every song thread
Best of all this shit is free
I first discovered Acidrap in a thread a couple years ago, I still jam to it today
>>688477061
I like most of chances shit, but acid rap is just so great from beginning to end
Bsd.u is so good.
Teacher Creep Shots
>>688460199
she's HAWT!
more of her?
college prof
used to hit on me all the time
>>688460937
fucking slow down there
So, since the goblin Bernie Sanders bern'd himself out, who will win the election?
Why Trump?
Why Clinton?
>>688475631
Clinton because Trump is a clown ass dumbfuck. Also I hate his face.
>>688475915
Very compelling argument, asshat.
>>688475631
Screw them both, I'm not voting for criminals.
Fuck Clinton
No YLYL you make me sick
Obligatory
>>688468395
https://youtu.be/8bgV1RXQvXs
>>688468850
Botswana
>>688469174
POST THE BIGGER VERSION YOU SHIT I WANT TO SEE HER FEET
s/fur
>>688474536
eating releases dopamine it should make you feel a lil bit better atleast
FUCK ALL OF YOU STUPID MEXICANS OF CALIFORNIA THAT VOTED HILLARY!! YOU FUCKERS DESERVE EVERYTHING THAT TRUMP IS GOING TO DO TO YOU. I'M GOING TO VOTE TRUMP SO YOU FUCKERS GET DEPORTED AND DECAPITATED BY THE CARTELS IN YOUR SHITTY THIRD WORLD COUNTRY YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GET YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS!!!!!
>>688469979
That a boy!
>>688469979
Shitposter Steve strikes again
Who here remembers LimeWire?
I was digging through old discs that I haven't touched in years and came across this bad boy from at least 12 years ago with what appears to be the full installer for the latest version of LimeWire. Should I run it, /b/?
I may upload this installer along with a bunch of old music to a torrent or online folder if the demand is there.
It... actually boots. This could be interesting.
So apparently executable .JAR files don't appear on the taskbar. You have to minimize all windows to continue with the installation process.
Don't think we'll be upgrading to pro today. Where to start?
>>688436795
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LimeWire
"On October 26, 2010, U.S. federal court judge Kimba Wood issued an injunction forcing LimeWire to prevent "the searching, downloading, uploading, file trading and/or file distribution functionality, and/or all functionality" of its software in Arista Records LLC v. Lime Group LLC. A trial investigating the damages necessary to compensate the affected record labels was scheduled to begin in January 2011. As a result of the injunction, LimeWire stopped distributing the LimeWire software, and versions 5.5.11 and newer have been disabled using a backdoor installed by the company. However, version 5.5.10 and all prior versions of LimeWire remain fully functional and cannot be disabled unless a user upgrades to one of the newer versions"
Is op fucked?
Post girls from Oklahoma
>>688453423
Name?
>>688453423
more of her?
FB fap thread
this san diego slut
>>688468977
moar on the right
Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun, long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Hey everyone.
Tohsaka claimed
Shizuru get
>If trips, Sachi get
post rare best of 4chan screencaps
and stuff like that
>>688464644
>shit tier screencap
nice dubs though
long but worth it i suggest you save it then read it
sleepover memories thread
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://2u2.pl/forced
pic related
>>688473454
Some bullshit . i was about to cum then it changed to another position. So while i was cumming it was black screen . lol . "when porn teases you". XD
>>688473454
>not downloading this
Are you legitmately retarded?
>>688473454
Just fapped to this ask me anything
>>688473454
Really hot
Ask an intersex person anything, dubs can request pictures
What's intersex?
>>688465458
can we rub cocks?
and if dubs spread ass
>>688465607
I have two x chromosomes and one y chromosome (normal for women is xx and men is xy) which gives me feminine bone structure and fat distribution
>>688465636
Maybe, no dubs though sorry
ITT: post the most perverted thing you've ever done.
>be me
>19
>living in low rent apartment with roommates
>one roommate is female
>while she was sleeping snuck in room
>quiet tip toe
>go up to her bed she had been drinking so she's passed out cold
>nudge her arms and legs to make sure she's really out
>she's blacked out
>no idea what's going on
>lift up her skirt
>just sneak a peak
>getting hard so pull cock out
>see her lacy panties
>see through
>instantly start fapping when I see her vagina
>start touching it to see if she feels
>she's unaware but she moans when I start rubbing it
>pull her panties to side
>kneel down and start licking her vagina
>being a virgin this experience is greatest ever
>start feeling myself cum
>she starts coming to
>"anon?"
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>she starts to realize what's going on
>yell "I'm not going out without a bang!"
>shove my cumming dick into her vagina and cum buckets
>she moans and grumbles and then passes out again
>next day ask her how she is
>she doesn't remember the night before
>don't bring it up
We talk occasionally but we've never talked about it and I don't know if she even knows, been 5 years
Congrats, you are a rapist.
>>688460556
But she doesn't know so does it really count?
I lost my virginity when I was 17 to a 6'2" Mexican in a baseball diamond on the bleachers where she cried and compared me to the guy who raped her
![WE'RE ALL [Aizawa] NOW.png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1465/219/1465219128082.jpg "WE'RE ALL [Aizawa] NOW")
