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Dubs decides. Fuck this shit up
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So why haven't we fucked yet?
tits pls
>>674665479
I stole a pair of your panties so i could cum in them. i wanted to know where you live so i can give back to you babe
Have you fucked the dog yet or do you want to wait until I come over?
I just wanna show your dog a good time, you slut ;))
hay /b/
you're 14
what are you watching on adult swim?
>>674663083
Home movies was the first thing I remember watching.
I was in my mid twenties though.
>Old fag is old
The best.
Space Ghost Coast To Coast
Adult Swim didn't exist when I was 14
>>674663083
King of the hill. Still my favorite to this day.
Post your height, dick size, and income. Let's see who really is on /b.
I'm 6'6" with a 10 inch cock making 150k a year
I'm 9'6" making $30 million a year
>>674662551
Oh sorry I forgot, I have a 16 inch cock
I'm 6'7" with a 11 inch cock making 151k a year, kys poorfag
>>674662551
Hey me to, except my dick is like 20 yards.
>>674661971
This is racist!
Left or right thread. I will start, which sister do you take?
Left
Which one of these sisters
>>674663817
Left
>>674664101
Right. Love her dimples
>>674663817
Right
>>674664101
Right, considering she has my chastity key.
Drawthread
should i watch "attack on titan"
>>674664517
First:
>>674664507
>>674664623
Hey, Fae. How you been?
What does /b/ think of The Young Turks?
>>674664153
They are Muslim apologists
>>674664153
Normal people turned into leftist cunt-goblins.
CollegeHumor is the same.
>>674664458
This
>>674664153
liberal cucks. biased as fuck
>>674664153
Liberal Faggots
Itt:we judge others by their names
Since OP didn't post a name...
Chris
Daquan
Slim Shady
Declan
Shit, it's the cops!
Calm your tits and play cool
Excuse me officer do you have a second to talk about our lord and saviour.
OhHeyCopsWhat'sUpGreatCoolBye
What's all the hub bub officer?
Whats the officer, problem?
Found my sisters coke. It'd be a shame if her boss found out about her habits. What you guys think I can make her do?
Rape her then get v& for blackmail.
>>674663677
Spike her hard and fuck her. No blackmailing.
>>674663677
>be gigantic faggot
>find sister's coke
>squeal to mr boss
>"how do i know it's her coke and not yours?
>he calls the cops
>get assfucked in prison for 6 years
idk what you can make her do, but you can get prison buttfucked for free out of it.
>>674663677
Just snort it or sell it you stupid fag
Why do you want to fuck over your sister?
>>674663677
Quints decides how I blackmail her
I've got a story for you guys cause you’ve helped me through the hard times, so I thought you guys could get some entertainment out of my misery. This is the story about my first love, how it sent me to the psych ward, how I got assaulted by a nig nog, and how I rode my bike up hill one mile drunk to eat some pussy.
I'll start from the beginning.
>Been depressed.jpg since the day I was born
>My dad never really loved
>bullied at school
>no
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>>674664280
Go on
Maybe end it? Pain is a virtue.
>>674664470
>Get the meds
>suddenly cant sleep
> or eat
>depression worsen
> ally texts me out of the middle of no where
> says 'Me and John broke up"
>thisismychance.gif
>we start talking again
>back to best friends
...
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>>674664614
I'm okay. Thanks for the offer though
>>674664280
Is there spaghetti or na?
Roll trips for her nudes.
>>674664845
czechum
>>674664845
Doge is on fire!
>>674664845
trips ezi
>>674664845
Rollllllllll
Hey Fags
Trips For Tits
>op will deliver
Is this her?
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/cheesepizza
timestamp that shit
rel
>>674665387
Sighing roll
give us proof please, also checkem
So /b/
I have a badly dislocated shoulder. How do I fix it without going to a doctor/ER?
I have an extremely high pain tolerance and I'm also pretty drunk atm, so unless you suggest something crazy not much is out of the question.
The pain doesn't bother me but I'm an avid fisherman and it's limiting my arm movement quite significantly, so it obviously needs to be fixed. What do? I tried putting my arm straight and pushing against the wall really hard but that did nothing other than seem to make it even worse.
>>674662142
>have an extremely high pain tolerance
Asparagus alert
>>674662142
Med fag here. Go to the doctor. Even if you put it back in and have a full range of motion, there might be nerve damage that will only cause more problems down the road. Also, it's extremely unlikely that you'll be able to fix it adequately yourself, and it'll come back to bite you in the ass. Was talking to a 70 year old patient the other day who can only lift his right arm to shoulder height. Told me he regretted not taking care of it sooner. Cheers.
>>674662525
No, I'm just not a bitch. Go post your autistic shit on a banana thread, faggot.
>>674662142
Go to the doctor. My dad can't lift his arm above his shoulder because of this shit. He's 54 so not that old. It will bite you in the ass.
>>674663109
Doesn't a doctor just shove it back into place, though? There has to be a way to do that properly yourself, without having to pay a doctor hundreds or thousands of dollars to do it.
I just joined my own insurance policy and it won't be valid until next month. Would it be worth it just to wait a month with a dislocated shoulder over (possibly) properly fixing it myself somehow?
Hey y'all (:
>>674664298
i remember those tits, they're saved on my phone. Beautiful
>ITT nobody because OP is a nigger
>>674664298
favorite ice cream?
>>674664298
I don't normally post in threads like this, but, damn.
>>674665256
huh?
Why does everyone love the Jews /b/?
>>674662307
> everyone love the Jews
>>674662406
>love
>Jews
>>674662307
Why do you jerk off to trap porn?
Why are they Sooo fucking ugly? All the fucking time? What the fuck man.
>>674662678
terrible genes man, seriously
/b/ want face?
>>674660467
No.
>>674660467
welp i was thinking about getting those socks and ive made up my mind thank you
No, but if applicable
>tits and timestamp
>>674660849
Gunna get them?
Dubs decides what i play
Play Chopin ballade no. 4 op 52
>>674660805
Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2
>>674660805
nothing
>>674661522
what's the artist then?
The entertainer
>Your college
>Your major
>Your experience
>How you feel so far
Evan
19
Philosophy (had to major something eventually)
Not happy with life, so anything within it kinda su ks as well
>>674660316
UTSA
19
Computer Science
Not good, not bad, but I know what I need to do to change that. All in all, could be far worse.
>>674660546
But why major in philosophy?
It's useless in the real world.
If you're going to get a useless degree, might as well get one that can give you some useful skills, like computer science.
>>674660791
UTSA, so you're a Texas bro. Aggie right here
>>674661104
Born and raised in San Antonio, you?
Celebs you wish had nudes.
easy
Hemnione
sara bareilles
Some guy is currently trying to get me to meet up and fight him at some random park because I kept sending him the full lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song via twitter DM. He just sent me his phone number. What do, /b/?
What's his number :3
Post his number
Oh no calls everywhere playing the fresh prince theme how evil
bring a vicious looking dog, rent one if you dont have one
>>674660522
> Get there
> Don't let him see you
> Hide in a bush
> Make orgasm noises
