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Deutschlandfaden! (Ersatzfaden)
Hereinspaziert!

>Fragen stellt ihr.
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Kek
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg

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>Der Shit ist nicht schlecht, gefällt mir....
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>>674666016
>Fragen stellt ihr.
na dann will ich mal anfangen:
Du erfährst dass deine Mutter, als sie 20 war, in einem Porno mitgespielt hat. Schaust du dir das Video an?
Was würdest du niemals tun?
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>>674666391
>Du erfährst dass deine Mutter, als sie 20 war, in einem Porno mitgespielt hat. Schaust du dir das Video an?
Nein.
>Was würdest du niemals tun?
Kot essen.
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>>674666301
Save it, it's all yours my friend

>>674665123 (sage)
Jup, dass schon. Außerdem hat sie über meine Witze gelacht (und ich glaube nur zu Hälfte aus mittleid) und sich mein Geschwafel angetan und trotzdem nicht einen allzu schlechtem Eindruck gehabt

>>674666391
>>674666391
>Du erfährst dass deine Mutter, als sie 20 war, in einem Porno mitgespielt hat. Schaust du dir das Video an?
Nee
>Was würdest du niemals tun?
Es irgendwem sagen

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20/m
I have nowhere else to turn to.
I'm going on a trip to another state in a couple days, but I may sacrifice someone else's happiness for my own.
Here's the story:
I've recently gotten out of a relationship with a girl who is very depressed, but who is an exceptional partner in a relationship setting.
She is very troubled, so her insecurities became my own insecurities. I became paranoid about every little thing she did, due to her depression making her act distant and shady.
Well, she ended up taking a trip with a group of friends up north to a snowy/wooded area so she could "find herself" and after weeks of emotional despair, falling in and out of each other's lives and arguing, she claimed that the only male in their group of four had had sex with her whilst she was drunk and asleep.
We started hooking up again, weeks later and for a few nights after we'd have really great sex, she would cry and say that she hates herself for what happened and swore up and down that it wasn't intentional. I don't believe her; we argued about it one day and she defended this guy's confidence and ability to get laid all the time, which made me question her "lack of consent". she always orgasms intensely upon our intimacy, and claims I am the best partner she has ever had, is she disarming me with that?
My paranoia with her and the guy was correct, so I believe my distrust is justified.
Well, we had a falling out again and I recently began talking to an old friend of mine who lives out of state; a girl, who invited me to visit her. i'll be gone for a week. That ex and I fell back together again after some time(without the title, but with the sex and affections. The title is out of the picture because my friends were the ones who warned me about the guy who fooled around with her.) and she will excommunicate me if I leave. I do love her, but I also wanna get out of my box and visit another state. I hate displeasing people. What should I do? Am I a bad person?
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I know I'm going out on a limb here, but some genuine advice would be appreciated, /b/rothers and sisters. This is my first time visiting 4chan in a year.
-OP
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Lack of consent is a ridiculous excuse, she cheated on you, plain and simple. Simply hanging on to a whipping boy is what she was doing. She fucked around on you and played you like a fiddle because she knew she could. Move on.
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Will post some art I've saved.
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>>674665658
Fuck your old friend, then try to get back with your girlfriend. If yes, you're even and your relationship has withstood major struggles. If not, keep doing your old friend. Also, dropping your gf is a viable action in any of these scenarios as uou hold no obligation to her happiness, but you do to your own

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YLYL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzCf_pY2-_k
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>>674665493
Kill yourself
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>>674665493
Kill yourself
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Kill yourself
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>>674665493
Kill yourself

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Ask a guy who just got a blowjob from a black hooker anything!
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How does it feel have hit rock bottom?
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>>674664220
what are you going to do with your pecker once it falls off?
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Do you plan on getting checked out?

>cause you should
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>>674664220
What is her price list?

Post a song
The poster above you has to listen to it
You must listen to the song posted below you
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get back by big moe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p34zA9wTRig
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7kL1j_3C0o
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

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Nostalgia fap thread, anyone?
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girls used to look much younger in porn
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>>674665330

Fiona from early FTV Video claimed so many of my loads back in the day.
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>>674665628
fun fact: the girl in the middle was married to the now deceased drummer from Avenged Sevenfold
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Shameless self bump

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how often do you guys fap?
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twice a day
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>>674665512
1/day
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2 maybe three times a day.

In between fucking my gf on a weekly basis.
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how do you guys keep up the hornyness? i cant even get hard anymore

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Everyone! Mods are going mad with power! They've exclusively told me via satellite that anyone who does not get dubs is BANNED!!!
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dus
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FUCK ME !!!
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>>674668466

lol
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>>674668466
>>674668622

SAFE

Star Wars Thread
post'em up /b/
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>>674667355
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>>674667355
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Waifu claiming thread.
Version 19.99
Fuck the mods edition.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>insult mods
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Yuno claimed.
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BAN ME MODS
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Ayy
Why was thread kill?
>claimed
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what is happen
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Dio-sama...

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Am I really that ugly /b/?

Pic is me
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>>674667348
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7,8/10
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Honestly, no
I'd take you on a date
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>>674667547
>>674667574

hhiii i'm a mod if you roll dubs in this thread I will BAN YOU
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Eat shit douchebag
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le epik rollin :^)
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>>674667938
that was very rude I might just ban you for that unless you apologize
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>>674667803
So if I post cheese pizza and get singles it'll stay up?

Why was my other thread deleted? :(
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>>674667311
idk great butthole, can you spread puss
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>>674667311
literally too hot for 4chan
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>>674667311
show your ass
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Are you underage?

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Discuss.
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>>674667170
our sun?
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>>674667170
yes
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Trump
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obviously the fucking sun you fucking moron, the sun has a mass of 1.989 × 10^30 kg where as the lions are 4.2e+14 in total, seeing as the sun is VERY FUCKING HOT it would evaporate the lions. thread closed

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can any of you guys lend me a netflix account
would be appreciated
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OH SHIT, FLUFFY ABUSE, GET IN HERE GUYS
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>>674667101
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>>674667342
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>>674667458

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Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:

http://flyto.us/wincest

pic related
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>>674667321
fuck yeah
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Here come the bots
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>>674667321
I was in prison getting fucked in the ass by a big ass black nigger then suddenly he pulled out we heard OP delivered. We ran to the warden he put dragon dildos in our ass till we both came to this video that OP posted.
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>>674667321
recurring fantasies about smoking good weed and killing people while i'm in my bedroom chilling, fapping to epic porn

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Ask a guy that had a vasectomy today anything.
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>>674665068
why?
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Why
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>>674665068
Hows the sack sport?
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>>674665068
Ever been scuba diving?

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Share your weirdest, most unsettling, and shit yer pants funny photos. Gifs welcome
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Fridge Rate
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Oh shit...i haven't seen one of these in years.
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Too busy.

6/10
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And #2
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>>674663123
>too busy
>on 4chan

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