ITT Virginity stories:
Post what age you lost your v card and a short story how.
inb4: /b/ is wizard land
Op here I'll start:
>13
>Crazy girl my age
>This girl was insanely horny
>We used to flirt really fucking dirty
>One day I invite her over
>start making out for about 5 minutes when she touches my meat apendix
>We fuck
>best fuck i've ever had to this day
LG Life's Good
>>684125278
wtf m8
>be me
>be 23
>
>>684126953
I feel you my dude
Imagine you're a rich Jew and she's begging for a record deal. If she was willing to do anything, what would you have her do?
take singing lessons
>>684123301
Drink bleach and die
>>684123301
tell her to kill herself.
>>684123301
Make her sign a legally binding contract to work for my record label
anyone into older bbws?
I'd love to shove my cock in her mouth
>>684123873
nice!
Feels
>>684123687
except nobody other than my mother has said it to me
Bumpety bump night time sucks
Suggest the kinkiest/best orgasm/feeling masturbation methods, home alone all weekend.
Methods I like get pics of step-mom's dirty panties. Can get pics of clean panties/bra's on request :)
Pic not related
I like jerking it while watching my wife suck someones cock feels great
>>684122510
>Anonymous 05/13/16(Fri)11:59:47 No.684122
bump
>>684122510
>2016
>not fucking your stepmom instead
put a razor in yo ass or something, idunno
>>684122510
bumperino want to see his step mums panties!
need dick pics to squirt tonight..
call or send pics 512589O931
>>684124099
and timestamp is where?
Bait alert
Drawthread: Raging Boners Edition
>>684122894
Requesting more penis monsters.
/r/ Moss hanging hanging upside-down like a bat, sleeping. Also have her urinating in her sleep, and getting her body wet.
http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
If you're taking requests:
Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.
With you in it.
This is what happens when a non draw fag makes a drawthread
Waifu ruining thread?
>Post hentai of your waifu
>Discuss with others
>>684123951
>She's fucking useless in canon
bumping with love. this should be the standard
>>684124420
Yeah she is but fuck is she hot.
>>684124501
Thanks. I'm gonna try to do these as often as possible.
>I was marked a 16
What did she mean by this?
Likely on a scale from 1-100
>>684123753
She was married at the tender age of 16.
>>684123910
kek
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>>684123917
Wow, someone actually posting a legitimate response. I applaud you, sir.
well?????
>>684125223
Can someone shop some clothes on this please?
>>684125429
hahahah
>>684125223
well what?
kek I'm an israeli jewfag
Today is actually Israel's independence day
and here are some actual facts
>I, personally, literally own your ass
>the only reason you're still alive is the fact mossad and Shin Bet allow it
>every single bit of info mined by the NSA and google about you goes to Israel in exchange for some $$
>Israel kills every single thread that surfaces as soon as it is recognized, a pity you eurocucks don't learn from us
>USA is the only country we really care for and this isn't going to be overrun by muslims because we don't allow it
>Sadly Trump can't win this time, but maybe we'll be able to get him into the white house at 2020
>every single nazi post is absolute 10/10 kek, you faggots are shunned even in germany itself
>everything ''aryan'' is dead, its just ghosts and martyrs now
>there's literally nothing that can be done about us anymore
I'll be fucking honest i miss my days in the IDF, i killed 3 palestine shitskins myself. Fucking hell we love to murder sub-humans.
so swallow the bitter pill, faggots, wake up, and smell the fucking breakfast
בכל אופן מה קורה עם הישראלים פה? יש למישהו כיוון באיזור הקריות להיום בערב?
>>684125408
no, i don't believe your story.
Meefo atah fi Israel?
>Complains about nazi's
>Uses "Sub-human"
Tell me more Mr. Baruch Goldstein
>>684125408
Tipesh
Kahoot game going on, join in on the fun
Sorry for the image orientation, is is 133058 if you can't tell
New ID 188875
So which one?
What class is this? Don't disappoint God anon
Fat, Chubby, Pregnant and Obese Thread.
I continue my life just to see how it plays out.
What keeps you going /b/?
>>684122522
dont be a bitch
>>684122522
My situation isn't so unpleasant as to garner ending it prematurely. I exist, much like you, OP. Not much reason or motivation one way or the other, you know?
>>684122596
Is that a personal idealiology, or a suggestion?
>>684123036
(OP)
I mean, in a way I'm not selfish enough to end my own life. I know how that would effect the people around me. I care to much for others. So, I guess that's some motivation not to.
I got 8.04 left on an amazon gift card what should I get?
>>684124644
Heavenly Blue Morning Glory Seeds
>>684125204
I forgot to say dubs pick so if no one else gets in here ill get that shit
This.
Pretty fun.
>>684124644
Was wondering about shipping included or excluded? Regardless, dry beans or rice.
Literal 5'8.5 based master race checking in. The absolute perfect height for a man. If you want to get swole as fuck, this is the height, lads. See our current Mr. Olympia Phil Heath for a prime example. Or how about BASED gains lord Lex Fitness with his aesthetic perfection? Pic related.
Anyone taller than me is a lanklet who will never fill out their frame properly. Poor muscle insertions--too much bone, not enough meat. You'll never have the swole 3d photoshop look without pinning tons and tons of gear. Even with steroids, you'll probably never catch up to natty genetic specimens like Lex Fitness.
Turbo manlets below me will never have a shot at banging the hot women that the mighty manlets pull on the daily. Women love tall men, even if you're "only" 5'8.5 that's still well above average compared to the height of women who aren't ladyboys. As long as you're taller than the women you bang, you're good to go. Hell, with lifts I'm even taller than the 5'10 models I bang.
>>684123385
You are joking right? Dwarf manlet pathetic excuse of a man. 5'8.5 is not anywhere near above average. Maybe in fuckin china. 6ft is approx. average here.
This is nice b8 m8
>>684123385
Manlets like to workout to compensate for their lack of height.
Bait/8
Lol'd at lex fitness being natural and you wearing lifts to fuk models tho
ITT: times when we were alpha as ungodly fuck, I'll start
>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
>fuck
>>684125530
Yes, if alpha means you're a lil immature kid who can't control himself, you're obviously the king of Alpha.
Congrats champion.
I realize it's bait but if a cat scratches you with its itty bitty claws and you freak out and kick it makes you sound like a huge pussy.
Global news! Being an alpha has become a synonym of being completely retarded.
In other news, OP is a faggot. Stay tuned for more!
Traveling for work soon out of the USA. Going to buy a burner laptop while there and get on the deep web, too paranoid to do it on my own machine or networks. Looking to see some Cool Pics or crazy dropboxes. How would you do it
>>684125284
>2016
>deep web
you're about 4 years too late, faggot. all the best sites are gone, and the only major one left requires you to use an email. you had your chance in the past and fucking blew it. prime time is over
there is no future for the deepweb. as technology advances and ai becomes more powerful, nothing will be hidden from the law's eyes
dont even bother getting a laptop. youre wasting your time
duurrrrrrrr
Tits or ass?
>>684124091
ass. Tits just can't compare to a nice ass
Requesting the .webm of some guy masturbating in class and this girl is recording him and everyone flips out when he cums.
Pic unrelated
Bumperino
Interested
bump
Come on fags one of you have to have it
>>684125599
Checkd
