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Hello People of /b/ who fap to traps and shemales and whatnot and still consider themself straight
Are you completely retarded?
No, no hear me out, I'm not saying you're retarded because you fap and fuck trannies.
I'm saying you are retarded that you still consider yourself straight.
>inb4 I'm not gay OP, OP is a faggot
Hell yeah I am
partially
I'm bisexual
ya know, where you don't mind fucking girls/dudes/traps
So, why are you still saying you're fucking straight?!
Fuck yea
There does not exist a 100% straight human being
>>674407485
Not saying I'm "straight" but I'm sure as hell not into guys. Traps on the other hand..
>>674409312
So you'r a faggot then, no need denying it.
>>674407485
Only traps i can fap to if they're 2D and they look like girls. Real homosexual stuff is gross and i feel disgusted if a man kisses me on the cheek.
TL;DR i fuck cartoon girl traps
Car thread
What are you guys working with?
>>674410095
i dont even like bmws but those are sweet man.
>>674410095
Putting a wide body on the e30
I don't have a driver's license. I'm 24 should I an hero?
>>674410095
w140 master race reporting
>>674410385
No but you should start driving
So when you smell something it's from little particles of what your smelling go into your nasal passage right? So smelling shit is literally little poo particles going into your nose.
Could you, in theory, smell a hole in something, like a leather coat? If I sniff hard in the same spot on my leather coat would I deteriorate the leather into smell?
Sometimes I regret getting out of bed.
Nigger, where do you get off? Maybe its the weed I'm smoking, but I just had to read that twice
>>674406465
It's a sound theory. Maybe I could smell away all the leather smell on my coat?
I used to smell markers until they stopped smelling. Now I realise I may have smelled all the smells from the market and smelled it out.
>>674405857
Are you trying to ask if the human nose has enough suction power to rip a hole in leather?
>>674406808
Not suction though, just smelling away the material
What's his name again?
some ugly faggot
Undertaker.
black face
five
it comes after four and before six
>>674409583
Chon Jena.
I am 26, and a 15 year old girl is constantly flirting with me over facebook, and she wants to go out with me for a date.
Should I go for it? 15 is legal in my country. I had a gf once only in my life with a 3 year old age gap, how are these young bitches behaving?
I wouldn't. Holy shit I would not
bump..
>>674409663
Do it. Just do it.
>>674410751
Any experiences?
hey /b/, heroinfag here and I'm extremely dopesick right now.. Can anyone with some money to spare squarecash me like $40 so I don't do something stupid.. I've burned all my bridges with family and friends so I'm turning to /b/ because I'm fucking desperate.
Pic related is from when times were good.
https://cash.me/$Nlo27
how much is a bundy?
shoulda stuck with weed then faggot
Go to rehab or suck nigger cock for 10 bucks
>>674410656
last bridges to burn is B!!!
wal-mart lets you do one return without a receipt.
do what you will with that info.
Somebody from uruguay?
Fuck uruguay third world shithole
>>674409335
eh bo
>>674409528
Hahaha
Lets start a futa thread!
Why?
Atheism: disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.
atheism:
This is now a trap thread!
>>674409210
because they are dumb, dumb sheep who believe anything a man in lab coat tells them
Let's start an I need feminism because thread.
I start:
I need feminism because 1 in 5 women will experience rape in her lifetime.
go away
you wont be among them
Sage
A
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>>674409716
>>674409753
>>674409756
I need feminism because men still don't respect women.
Killed by white supremacy and privilege.
Prove me wrong you fucking racists.
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too scared to comment i see
I love being white.... blacks would be if they could.... at the end of the day, you'Re still a nigger
>>674408541
Not racxist, but just from the picture you can't tell why he was fucking killed - he could have been an acccidental victim of a gang shooting. He could have held a gun and was shooting at people.
Making blanket statements out of context just makes you an asshole faggot instead of a regular faggot, faggot.
What a speedbump
Hello, /b/. Today we will write a song three words at a time. I'll start.
I did not
>>674408919
give a fuck
>>674408919
do anything wrong
Licked grandmas sludgepuss
>>674408919
op's a faggot
>>674409019
that is why
To the many people who will try to make fun of me today:
I have an IQ approaching 170. I believe I have solved physics and am literally miles ahead of academia. I was capable of solving extremely sophisticated math problems at the age of 12. While you would guess I am an old man, I'm only 18. I have a masters degree in physics and another on the way.
I've also had sex with a massive number of women. My sexual history is vaster than a pornstar’s and I've been known to seduce women by simply glancing at them.
So the next time you post on stupid boards
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haha what the fuck
You're hot
>>674408043
you are still a faggot
>>674408043
And you're abominable, but thank you subhuman.
>>674408043
I once solved a potato
Gore and Rekt thard for the worldpeace faggots
>>674407507
What am I looking at?
Bless this thread
period chunks?
how do I upvote this?
>>674407507
What is actually wrong with wanting world peace?
Why is wrong to want to get along with others?
When and why did it become cool to have no morals?
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
>rolling for perfect 15 year old babe, pic related.
Kek op
yea
Rollin'
>>674409676
rollerino fam
Just dumping
Does anyone else cum hands free and then hands on like I just did? This was the first time I've cum hands free, usually I get too carried away and just grab and jerk (like after the first time I came in the vid). Is this what usually happens?
>>674406542
bump
no one?
how lmao
Nope not really. I like to masturbate furiously as I'm finishing so my cum shoots out angrily.
>>674408166
I used a Nexus Revo 2
/b/ritish fag here.
What are the chances of trump winning the actually getting elected for president?
Honest answer is zero.
It's not happening. Assuming the GOP powers that be nominate him.
You're going to get a lot of idiot kids giving you a bunch of bullshit answers. But the truth is he has no chance of going all the way to being elected President.
Nor does he honestly want to.
Every response after this one is invalid.
>>674408627
Right now they are very high. God forgive us.
>>674408860
Nice bait retard.
All hail the God Emperor.
TRUMP/COULTER 2016
>>674408860
/thread
Post your creepshot of girl from your school
What's the best and easiest way to take creeps unnoticed
Discuss this
>>674409005
why is there such a size disparity? anyone?
Discuss
>>674409005
Totally straight dude here. Would much prefer to suck a small white cock than a giant black one.
Mmm, small white cock.
No homo.
>>674409120
It's called selection and optical illusions due to camera angles.
Fagit.
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