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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
h/fur (scales/feathers/fins/etc.)
Checking in
Lurking for as long as I'm still awake
>>672155457
I love this picture and pictures like it!
Claim your zombie apocalypse survival partner.
>Can only be a celebrity
Keanu Reeves claimed
bailey jay
>>672158467
Danny Devito.
>>672158467
This hoe
>>672158467
Arnold Schwarzenegger
YLYL Maybe?
>>672142874
Racism is dead
>>672151642
racism is a retarded view
>>672151642
racism is a dumb and retarded outlookk on life
>>672151642
Nigger
Racism was important so survive but these days its just stupid
>>672151642
The fact that there are biological and cultural distinctions between the races which are large enough to justify their mutual segregation, is not dead.
Really? No Porn Webm thread?
PORN WEBM THREAD
>>672143153
Bump
>>672143114
>riley reid
>remy lacroix
>dillion harper
nice
>>672143153
might as well start off the Sauce party
SAUCE PLS.
>>672143256
>>672143234
Don't forget Mia Malkova & Anikka Albrite
I don't no the other chick
Relatives you want to fuck.
Pic related : my cousin
More of cousin
mum
>>672142913
Who took the pic and where did you find it?
More of my cousin
>>672143157
not sure who took it was on a usb I found while looking for place to store school assignments (2 years ago)
Can you impress Rooney?
sweet
sure i can
Rollorino
>>672148269
rowling
Rollings
ITT
> Fat bitches who got hot
>>672145692
Dat chin though
Still fuck
Ugliest girl you know that you'd fuck unconditionally
>>672128168
moar pics of it
she is not so ugly, fyi
>>672128537
Kind of a three way tie for me, so I'll post all three.
First up...
Remarkably fat ass, it's fucking great
But she was always sort of antisocial
Stereotype of the quiet girl next door
>>672129477
She's much better there! Would bang.
You save you lose.
Fight thread
>>672147233
bumperino
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 12 year old babe
ay holes a goal
sheeeeeeeit
hm
rolllllll
Hhhhhojdhdudb
>>672150345
MOARRRR of this goofy-ass girl
ITT: Worst dates
>be me 20
>shes 18
>schedule to meet girl at bowling alley
>turns into a double date with her friend
>they are an hour late
>other couple invites more people
>around 8 or so turn up
>they all know it's her first date with me
>all 16-18 year olds
>all
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>>672128302
I would post my shit prom story but it's long.
>>672129900
Dubs post story.
>>672130144
winrar
>be me
>17
>senior year
>glad to get out of this shithole
>ask qt3.14 out day before last day of school
>she actually said yes
>meet up that night at a local steakhouse
>buy her food
>things are going great
>she farts
>wut.png
>she farts again
>shes laughing
>im trying to keep my composure
>srsly this solid 8/10 chick is farting at my table
>shes getting loud with her laughing and farting
>odd looks from everyone else in the table
>we leave
>walk through the park downtown
>talking about what we're gonna do with our lives and shit
>tells me she always liked me as a friend
>friendzoned.webm
>couple of hours pass since our meal
>8pm
>we're smoking weed in the park
>tell her i always wanted to fuck her
>she has a blank look
>describe the ways i would fuck her
>shes like "oh really? thats hot"
>start kissing
>SHE FUCKING FARTS
>boner is gone
>shes laughing
>fuck this im out
>go home, smoke more weed, go to sleep
>next day, last day of high school
>in the halls saying goodbye to each other blahblah
>she comes up
>says she had a nice time and hopes we can do it again sometime
>lelok.gif
>asks if im free saturday after graduation ceremony
>sure
>never showed up to her house saturday
>been 6 years now, havent seen or spoke to her
>checked her facebook
>shes married, has 3 kids
>im not married, no kids
>sad
>>672130719
>farting
kek
the gayest side of the mississippi
in for birds
>>672143909
just remember that SS is for strength not size.
cardio on weekends.
>>672144020
chances do increase though.
Penis?
>>672144124
A shit personality can put it back down.
Looking for god-tier autism stories, I'll do mine first.
>be me
>12 years old, just starting high school
>school does swimming carnival
>despite taking swimming lessons as a kid I swim like a limbless amputee
>happy to just chat to random fuck wits all day
>the school has these four teams who all compete to win
>you get 5 points for winning, 1 for
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>>672137847
OK I'll play
>be me 6 y/o beta fag
>thought hey why would I take my duck out at the toilet when I could take it out now
>pull down trousers take 2 inch dick out
>girls laugh don't know what they're laughing at
>teacher sees me expels me
>kids at new school find out about it call me small dick tim until 6th grade
...
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>be me
>be on 4chan
you guys dont have ultra bad stories c'mon.
Everyone has those in their lifes. dont make a big deal out of it... I would even go as far as to say you can joke about it to the people that know. If you own the situations they wont use it to make fun of you.
For me its a bit similar but my stories are just about stupid mistakes, my friends used to always fuck with me using them against me and stuff... now I just moke jokes about my own fuckups. Honestly man life isn't so bad if you take things lightly... thats the only important thing. TAKETHINGS LIGHTLY
>>672139203
YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE3EEEÊ
>>672137847
Bumping for autism
QUADS MUST KILL THEMSELVES
ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO ROLL??
>>672150489
Rolling again
ill roll fag
dare i
>>672150524
again.OP = fag
>>672150408
Whatever's clever, friendo!
Whoever you land on you spend a full night with. No limits and she is willing to do anything.
Easy mode: 1 reroll
Hard Mode: No rerolls
Spoopy mode: No rerolls, you find a pic of whoever you land on and fap to it.
>>672152721
Roll
>>672152721
Rollin'
>>672152721
Rolling for five hard mode on.
>>672152721
2 pls
>>672152795
YES!
Pics you shouldn't share part 2256645688
Do you want to know more?
>>672142393
This her?
>>672142839
??
>>672142839
i'd put it in her ass
>>672142655
What's to know?
ITT: Post celeb titties.
