What's b getting fucked up on tonight?
>>682008362
this should be good
All you need is a bag of weed.
>>682008362
Just weed maybe liquor.
Dxm isn't the greatest but my job has piss tests so I don't have a huge variety of shit to choose from
ITT we are in a hostage situation.
Singles = hostage
>86 = You get killed
Doubles = cops outside building
Trips = bad guys
Quad = John McClane
rolling for 86
yippie ki yay
Well since all of you are my hostages what shall I do with you?
GG
Spill em /b/ros...
I've convinced 3 past gfs to have sex with a friends dog
>>682000842
put her bra on with timestamp please
>>682000520
that's fucking awesome.
>>682001041
no fucking way dude
Waifu claiming thread.
Smug queen needs her smugs
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Dio-sama...
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>>682019477
>checked
Smug for the smuggest
>>682019477
claimed in smuggiest thread
Best mage claimed~
>Kagami is a qt
President Donald Trump
I can dig it. I never watched his reality show but I'm all about closing the border
Oh, and FUCK ISLAM
>>682012991
Why do people say his wall idea is so bad? I understand it's a logistical nightmare, but a concrete wall thats 2 miles high and goes a mile into the earth sounds exactly like what we need.
>>682013556
High five, please.
Can we get a YLYL thread that actually isn't shit?
>>682007778
apparently not.
>coming to /b/ for something else than porn
Newfag
>>682007778
I somewhat doubt it
>>682007778
Femanon here.
I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti feminest threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.
You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.
After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.
Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
I like guybutt
me too
Chubby Thread: starting fresh
ITS TIME FOR THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME
Roll dubs:send dick pick to mother,sis,or aunt and ask why havent we fucked yet (or send tit pic to dad in case of fags or femanons
Roll trips:cum tribute a picture of your mom and send it
>>682011839
fake and gay
rolllll
>>682013244
Uh oh
>>682013244
lol deliever faggot ass
Where can I get regular porn passes? I used to have a forum I went to not too long ago, but they closed down. I need a forum that posts porn passes (and maybe other accounts, too) often. Willing to pay for VIP or whatever.
>>682017340
http://bitpasses.net/community/
check out this forum
I've seen it posted a few times over the past couple of weeks and it's actually pretty good.
ITT you describe a videogame poorly and other faggots try to guess it
I'll start
>Futuristic tokyo gangs
>Graffiti all shit for glory
>Fukkin Rokkaku
>>682007570
Jet Set Radio Future.
Goats, Skeleton, and an Asain Dora
>>682007755
nicely done, tits for you
>medieval fighting game
new loli thread
It's time
How old is too old to use 4chan?
18
There is no such thing as too old
15 I think is a little old for this shit
Will you join me on my quest /b/?
For many years I have sought the mystical beast known as ultra gigga nigga. It is only by defeating this specimen that we can hope to recover the lost quads of Chanland
Shameless self bump
>>682000798
Not even op
>>682000663
Fool. Ultra Gigga Nigga is too powerful. Only through trips may you be able to access the Sword of Dindu, which is the only weapon able to cut him, but I doubt you would be able to accomplish such a feat.
>>682002464
Surely such a weapon is reserved only to the dusty chapters of myth and legend? Nonetheless less...
TripsGET for sword of Dindu
Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu/husbando
>insult/talk to other waifus/husbandos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
most importantly: idk
>>682015207
Thank (you)
>Rattle rattle
>Shizuru get!
Draw thread
>>682007444
ayy check'd
coco
>>682007444
Trips from the get-go?? This gon' be a good thread
Requesting a warrior from Dark Souls.
Post a picture, anons rate them/her out of 10.
r8?
ITT we describe our jobs or education vaguely and try to guess each others.
>I wear a barcode sticker on my hand
>Someone has to pat my coat down before I leave
>There are four refrigerators you can't put food in
>>681998957
Pharmacist
>>681999050
Well shit, RIP me. Should have made it harder
I kinda chill for most of the week.
Two times a month I make a call and money is wired to me.
>>681999232
Nigerian Prince
s/fur
>>682006983
Yep! I'm gonna make the world a better place!
Since the other girl stopped replying, Same rules diff thred
Dubs tell me what to say next, get me laid, or get me nudes. if I get nudes, I will post them.
Why did you swipe right?
>>682011664
Netflix and chill?
>>682011797
reroll
tits or gtfo
