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>>677326320
Ey go fuck yourself.
Literally.
Gimme some selfcest please.
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>>677326504
Seconded.
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Requests?

>>677325110
Forgib mi frather for I hav sinned
Kill me
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>>677326320
request?

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So my girlfriend and his little brother (14yo little shit) are closer than what i expected.... What do /b/?
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an hero?
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>>677324578
greentext how close they are and how you found out.
beat the shit of the 14 yo. punch his crotch untill it bleeds. than rape her sister with something huge.
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>>677324708
This. Kill yourself faggot.
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>>677325093
>Be 23
>have been with gf for 5 years
>came back from work to pick her up to take her to a romantic date (she likes that shit)
>got keys to her family's apartment
>home alone
>go to her room
>door's slightly open.
>little shit is fucking her ass with a 7 inch meat
>take picture related
>Take video to humiliate the living ass of both shits on media
>leave
>feel bad about social media thing so keep the video in secret

Shes 21 and i just bought the ring.... THE RING...

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Deutschland Faden

>Euer Fetisch
>Funktiert Lovoo und Tinder?
>Jemals ein IKEA Möbelstück aufgebaut
>Kommunismus oder Kapitalismus?
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Sieg Heil, meine Volksgenossen! Was geht?
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>Wenn du beim ersten soviel machst wie beim letzten gehst nicht ans limit. Musst aber für Wachstum.
ich mach 5 wiederholungen und 5 sätze mit 35kg und packe jeden 2. tag 2,5kg mehr drauf
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>>677326703
Trotz Favorisierung der Sezession bzgl. der EU habe ich doch ein Faible für den Zentralismus preußischer Art..

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One of these threads because I couldn't find any
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rollerino
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rollerino
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>>677325975
I don't understand how does this work?
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Rawl for orc mage in companions

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Waifu claiming thread.
>filling up way too fast edition

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>im not a tea addict
>coffee is fine too i guess
>this keeps getting longer and longer
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Syndra claimed
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claiming
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Claimed

>>677326808
It's not til either tonight or tomorrow.
I don't know what time they're getting in.
How've you been, Stockinganon?

>>677326835
I just haven't seen this part of my family in a bit.
I don't really know how it's gonna go down.
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>>677326959
claimed,
it couldn't of been that bad lol

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sup niggas, im a poor fag and i really want KSP can someone please buy me it?

steamcommunity.com/id/imAdoor
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>>677324916
KSP is an awesome game.
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>>677324916

>Playing gaymes
>2016
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>>677325470
Shouldn'the second linet be their age you fucktard? Preferably older than say 25
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>>677325681
fat virgin deteted

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sup /b/
i'm drunk (kinda) and feel like experimenting
can anyone direct me to the nearest source of teen boy feetz?

picus relatus
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also, thread for general "kind of in a faggy mood" stuff, i guess
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>>677324687
I've got brent corrigans flesh tube, it's pretty awesome.
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>>677324794
a butt fleshlight?
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where did everyone go? i haven't been frequenting this site a lot in the past year and a half, but "back then" people used to jump at the chance of fagginess

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How does it make you feel that I'm fucking her day in and out and you're sitting inside your mom's basement forever alone jerking to trap shit.
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>>677323533
show her tits, also you do realize alot of us arent virgins kek?
>btw i like freedom kek
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Timestamp dick in her tits
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>>677323533
Pretty good considering I don't fuck my sister like you OP.
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your fucking bitch looks fine. show moar to us.

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wincest possibility

What do /b/...

>always had a thing for my sister
>we are adults now
>she is getting a divorce
>total train wreck
>parents want me to maybe go stay with her for a few days.
>hot, drunk, emotionally vulnerable sister for a couple days.
>give me one reason why I shouldn't take this opportunity to finally fuck the shit out of her.

its super easy to fuck women when they are going through this shit.

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What do /b/... what the fuck! Like actually considering this. No joke. am I really this fucked??
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>>677324803
Be a hero and do it
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Go for it. I would. In the meantime post more of her
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>>677324803

I'd say fuck a drunk-night fucking, actually get close to her and make her fall for you and forget that you're her brother for one night of passionate SECKS. That way you're actually in the bag in the long run.
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>>677324803
You are an abomination. Just kill yourself. You don't want this in your life.

Webm porn threads. lets get it going
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>>677320473
not even a webm dumbfuck
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>>677320473
not even a webm

one job
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Contributing

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fb fap continued again
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>>677325871
more

Advice please on how to vanquish a swimming pool infested w these bastards? My idea: electricity.
How to do without OP is kill?
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Bleach? Chlorinated your fucking pool?
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>>677323522
Chlorine shock.. duh
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>>677323692
Too expensive and waaaay too many bro

What do you think of my pussy
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>>677323993
some big fur goin on there
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>>677323993
confirmed 10/10
post more pics of this epic kitty
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>>677323993
kanker lelijk

Dubs decides rival name
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Barry
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name
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scrotor
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Plug

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Odd dubs name my knife.
No racial slurs.
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>>677323673
>no racial slurs
where do you think you are?
also: HitlerDidNothingWrong
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badgeslayer
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nigger desecrator
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MLP sucki me Hitler

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would u fuck me /b/?

also trap/cd/sissy thread

pic related
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>>677322868
no
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>>677323026
fag
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>>677323360
Let's see that ass faggot
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if you could make any rule for cute girls at university, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?

bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses,
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>>677320659
Bump
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I would say having to wear shoulder tote bags. First offence, no access to coffee for a week. Second, no access to bith the coffee and the alcohol. Third offence is a month in the hole.
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Having to wear yoga pants with no panties every day, first offence: public naked exposure for 1 hour, second offence: free use for 2 hours, third offence: be put naked on a leash and being taken to class by a different guy every day

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I have access to my sister's laptop. I can guarantee nudes if someone can tell me how to bypass the Windows 8 lockscreen
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Bump, come on /b/
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One more bump
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Delete system32 with a sledge hammer. That should do it.
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>>677323872
Get the laptop and throw it out the window, then drink some clorox bleach.

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UKfags, if your government suddenly changed the laws to where you're now allowed to buy a gun and carry it on you everyday, would you get one?
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Yes. Fucking muslims.
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>>677321540
Absolutely, Glock 22 here i come
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Yes - Five-Seven would be my carry, plus an FN SCAR at home for teh varmints and pikies.
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>>677322134
Oh and teh muslims

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You boogie you lose https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lmtWouKlLg
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>>677320057
fug off
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>>677320057
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
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>>677320057
I can't get this remix out of my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJAdwLfsc0A

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