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WHY DO I NEVER GET ANY FUCKING MATCHES IN TINDER?????
ugly
>>677321995
the jews.
>>677321995
Probably not Handsome enough
>>677321995
Youre probably ugly/poor/beta as fuck
>>677322427
>>677322977
>>677323057
the jews.
B, is this rim fixable? Tire places are telling me no. Are they full of shit?
Ran off road by a tractor trailer into a curb
Another view
It's fucked
>>677322287
the short answer is no
>>677322287
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bent+rim+repair+cost
>Yeah sure, just hit it with a hammer until it looks round again
Naw mane shit's fucked. Ever heard of structural integrity?
post your top 3 mastery score and other anons try to guess your rank
>inb4 doto master race
Lucian, Vayne, Ekko, Platinum. Aurelion Sol, Leblanc, Teemo, Bronze.
>>677322172
literally gold 1 tryhard that can't get into plat playing the most OP champs in the game fuck you OP
>>677322785
unranked plays for fun
>>677323393
You got that right yeah
But atleast I'm climbing really well
Fluffy abuse thread:comic edition.
I have no fluffy abuse stuff cause idk where to get it, but i'm interested in it. So, post your best fluffy abuse comics /b
bump for interest
>>677319494
Stop with this shit at once
My time...has come...
Anyone got this set?
Also chubby thread
She thinks she is chubby what you think
>>677320269
Don't think she's chubby
>>677320269
She ain't no chub
Anyone have this set?
>>677320002
http://fgts.jp/b/search/image/2OHACWVZBQQQ9bK9MoJKjA/
get to looking
The lack of loli on /b/ is astonishing
>>677321706
yep, its a loli.
>>677321706
>The lack of loli on /b/
no new and good material to be quite honest
>>677321866
by what definition are you determining that?
>>677321985
That looks extremely uncomfortable, I have no idea how they're smiling like that
just fap /b/astards !
go
ok
Roll for pornstar pussy
>>677321920
rool
sure
What is the biggest pussy you ever seen?
>>677322359
>>677322359
I told my girlfriend I'd like a little pussy. She said, me too, mine's as big as a house.
ur face
>>677322938
Geez, you've got a big pussy... geez, you've got a big pussy
>>677322359
Literally everyone has to say, their mom. Well, I guess unless they were delivered by C-section I guess.
Waifu claiming thread.
>filling up way too fast edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>im not a tea addict
>coffee is fine too i guess
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra
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claimed
Reservation for 3, i guess
>>677323176
Don't know haven't tried it, I don't remember the alt code as well, but I have it saved somewhere. I think it's alt [0173], but I'm not totally sure.
>>677323350
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes...
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mexitema putos
salgan de mi pais
No, vete a la verga.
>>677320249
de donde?
>>677320144
es mexithread puto
>>677320144
Aprended a escribir sin faltas de ortografÃa, paletos
your date. what do?
fuck the seafood
>>677318672
eat those fucking mussels duh
treat her like a human
discuss stuff
ask her questions about her life
crack jokes
pick up the tab
etc.
>>677318805
what about the mussels man?
>>677318672
>stuff my face
>vomit
>use barf as a distraction
>grab tittles
>Tarzan yell to establish dominance
If you had to cook girl + 7.5 / 10 then how would you do it?
I'd cook and eat the delicious meat of the cheek first. Then, I'd move on to slabs of thigh and flank meat. I'd eventually move on to the tougher cuts.
>>677316486
more of her?
It's far more flavorful and intimate to roast her alive. Maybe slice off a part of breast or labia and quickly sauté it, and let her enjoy a piece of herself as a last meal.
>>677319306
Nice idea, but u need proper girl for that, post some
hi everyone
throughout my life, when growing up, Ive taken a huge resentment to women. They are very shallow.
In life, there are more single men than single women. Its like men spend our lives chasing women, they have the upper hand and dish out rejection. Women enjoy being chased by men and get great satisfaction from rejecting men.
Women have ridiculously high standards in partners, even if they are far from perfect themselves.
ake male height for example. Women usually have a certain 'height requirement' that they wont budge on eg
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Do not go intto dating . The dating life has been over for like 50 years ago. Now its all about escorts .
learn how to manipulate girls between 18-24 years of age
do not go over 25 year olds
Invest in your looks or pay escorts .
Either way get a decent paying job and set aside 200$ aside for each month for an escort . Unfortunately , even if you're goodlooking man, life is all about how much you willing to spend .
Forget about hook ups and try to save 200$ for an escort each month .
Girls are born whores no matter how much they...
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Wow you two suck balls then and have the personality of a broken spoon.
Learn to talk to women, Stop being pussies and get your shit together and then you might actually have a shot.
It's not that hard to get a woman, you two just suck balls. Maybe get off /b/ and get some social skills and profit.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141115173835AAjIAOb
>>677318621
This! If youre not looking for a marriage, escort the fuck up
Also work your way on tinder because you cant pay for escorts all week.
>>677317349
First to get trips decides which board we raid and what with.
>/mu/ with "redpill me on (insert artist name)
rolling for /ck/ with mcdonalds
>>677320936
/lgbt/ with westboro baptist church
/pol/ with furries
>>677321114
Reroll
>>677320936
/fit/ with fat is beautiful
Since you're all close friends I will share this secret with you all. I just can't keep it in anymore. Roughly 2 years ago, I got drunk and I got in a disagreement with this dude at a bar. A verbal fight broke out and he demanded me to go outside and fight with him. There was this drunk bitch there too that his hoe it something. He started whooping my drunk ass bad. As he was beating me on the ground, I saw a piece of rusty, grabbed it and smashed it to his head. He fell down and I said from under him and got up. It wasn't until I saw the chick sobbing that I
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He can go to the slamming for with holding evidence,
Nice bait mait
You killed someone in self-defense, what's the problem?
How much do you pay the guy?
>>677320808
800 every 3 months you dense motherfucker
>>677320218
this youre a moron op, you got fuckin conned
I'm in love with a stripper. Help!
she poppin she rollin she rollin
>>677319610
Fuck you beat me
>>677319387
Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u thick as hell u know what I'm sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what I'm talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what I'm sayin
I ain't gon worry bout them really though
I'm just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!
[Verse 1]
Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes butter pecan brown I see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she...
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>>677319387
But anon , is this the first time u went to a strip club or something ?
>>677319610
/thread
What martial art do /b/ practice?
Bedroom
>>677318298
Anyone that answer here will reply with a edgy martial arts name.....Just Pure and Simple Shotokan Karate
>>677318298
I've studied a lot over the years, but not currently doing anything.
Started with Boxing at 7, Tung Soo Do at 14, Wresling (High School at 16, and Muay Thai at 20.
Penkaj Silat Serak Silat here, i've started like 5 months ago
YLYL thread: Greentext edition
>>677319666
checked satan
No rules
Add xrob49
good group!!!!!!!!!!!!
Add me_is_typing_
Add baker258456
Add kristenbayye
Slav thread?
>>677318889
>>677319176
Bump for OP, off by one
>>677318889
bamp for potential
bumperino
