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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: Google the name that 4chan gives you and post what you find to this thread.
(Pic unrelated)
started from the bottom now we're here
ok
Well, let's see what it is, first.
>>677215459
ugh
here it goes
Cringy images thread?
>>677212603
>somebody put time into creating this image
>>677212603
Actually pretty well done for a fur image.
Good Americans on /b/, I'm a Canadian, and I'm here to tell you that voting for Bernie Sanders would be a horrible mistake. Don't vote for a socialist, you'll regret it. 1/5
>>677210548
Thanks to the glorious socialism of our government, everything is so much more expensive up here than down in your nation. In fact it's so bad that my family does our grocery shopping just across the border in Washington because it's so insanely expensive up here. And the taxes are horrendous! Nearly half of my paycheck goes to paying for all the BS I never voted for.
>>677210548
shut up and kill more dirty natives
>>677210617
I can tell you stories about our socialized health care system that would horrify you. For example, I once had to wait TWENTY HOURS in the emergency room before I saw a doctor! Thank God I had the bleeding under control or I'd have died. Then there was my poor father. He needed to see a heart specialist, and he had to wait TWO YEARS before getting an appointment! It was a THREE YEAR wait for his knee replacement surgery.
>>677210709
I'm sure you've all heard that we have a wonderful social saftey net up here. Bullshit. I have a friend who has been unemployed for over two years due to acute mental illness. Guess what? He doesn't qualify for a dime of social assistance. Ironically it's thanks to gay marriage! Because he's lived with his boyfriend for over a year, he's considered a spouse and as such doesn't qualify for any form of assisstance that he'd have qualified for if he were single. Worse still,...
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Go to the Scandinavians that. Just because your version is worse doesn't mean none of it can be good. America already uses a lot of socialism anyway.
What's your favorite ramen flavor /b/?
>>677205124
creamy chicken
>>677205764
Op here, creamy chicken is good.
Just the chicken flavor, the beef is ok too, but i prefer chicken.
>>677205124
cat poop
>>677205124
pussylips and gargoyles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
photos youve fapped to over 10 times?
>>677206720
Name?
>>677207432
christy mack
no creepshot bread? creepshot bread
>>677212288
My nigga with the dub dubs tho
>>677212288
Is there a fancy name for double doubles?
>>677212706
Two pair
You awaken in the back of a police car.
You have no memory of how you got here.
Dubs decides what to do.
Shit pants, use shit as lube to jerk off, eat your own cum and shit mixture.
>>677210397
Use handcuffs as fetish to get yourself off and cum as lube to get handcuffs off.
star screaming like a gorilla, shit and pee on your pants.
Ask the driver if he's watched cool cat yet
Rape
Just caught a mouse /b/. Satanic trips decides what I do with him.
eat it
Nobody is going to get satanic trips you fuckwit.
let him go
Poop on him
>>677214078
send him to infinite and beyond
it means space programm
What the fuck is up with you tonight guys?
General trade/giveaway thread.
>>677202944
what's this shit design now, what happened to 4chan
>>677202944
you got anything to trade?
>>677203160
April fools m8
>>677203201
Nope, only got stuff to giveaway once this gets going.
Unless of course you're interested in Zeno clash 2 or Men of War: Assault Squad.
>>677203516
not the other anon but
i'm interested in Men of War assault squad, i love that game
>>677203516
nah, though I am looking for random bundles games to trades my cards for if anybody happens to have old bundle games they haven't redeemed
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/55MWpHR.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
go into your music on your phone, go into shuffle mode, skip 5 times and post what song you get so we can judge your shitty music
>>677212818
Cigarette Daydreams by Cage the Elephant
>>677212818
The Bad Plus (Joshua Redman)--Dirty Blonde
Actually comfortably numb
Pop Evil - One More Goodbye
Side note - Thanks to one of these types of threads(with a twist) back in about 08/09, my funeral song is to be Horse the Band - Lord Gold Throneroom
op here. got superstar by lupe fiasco
First time doing oxynorm via nose. 10mg so far
General Drug Thread
>>677195803
Anthony Burch
>>677195803
Bump
I don't know how to describe this. I feel like I have a surge of energy, nothing more. Maybe a sore nostril.
>>677195803
don't do drugs (704) 672-6100 call me instead
Crying from my left eye. Full of energy, just took sudafed/
Faggots, dont post here please
Fuck off Gregory ill post where I want you nigger
I'm a faggot and I'm posting here.
>>677203331
>>677203387
>>677203255
dont you hate faggots?
i just like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are....
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cock trib thread
post pics you saved
anons up for doing more? let us know
I don't understand this shit, is like mlp
Cover my slut
Say something about yourself that will make those on this board hate you for it.
>>677210717
I'm planning to vote for Bernie Sanders.
>>677210717
I generally agree with the social justice movement.
>>677210717
I once gave an escort 20 bux to walk away too fuckin ugly
I'm Jewish
I agree more on conservative policies than liberal or basic democratic
With this little prank let's play a new game. If you end up with a negro or spanish name you lose. Roll
Bitch
>>677208761
Welcome to the brotherhood Edna
>>677208614
If you get Robert Paulson, you are the King of /b/
>>677208614
I'm a true native
>>677208614
roll.
Waifuism thread
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualized content
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>have fun
Manditory c2 claim
wew lad
>Best idol claimed
Last thread for me I'm kinda tired
claiming Kururmi
Hi everyone, lets see how fast it 404's
>>677210096
Eat my e-peen
>Syndra claimed again
Did you mean you have to move computers or move residences?
Last thread got deleted!
Homo's cum back!
>>677206516
Ottawa ain't really known for it's pizza... great poutine tho
>>677206579
I honestly fucking hate that shit. Why does adding peppers have to ruin the pizza with it's juices and shit, like fuck off.
>>677206896
I'm being a slut tonight, kik StuckInUrHeart
>>677206896
Don't use ultra gay images for your leader next time. It's like a bullseye
>>677207015
I've yet to try poutine
>>677206896
I JUST WANT 4CHAN TO REVERT ALREADY
ITT: You've decided to pursue a career in porn, so you're going to need a stage name. Post to find out your altar ego.
>>677202723
roll
Oh shit! I'm sorry.
>>677202952
not half bad, what about me?
>>677202723
I bet mine is awesome
why not
ITT: We see who can get the best ID name
Here we go
>>677209436
Its me.
>>677209436
I know a Bernadette whose son died last year
Is rolling for names now a thing?
>>677209659
>Jesus
Done.
No Fb fap thread? Fb fap thread
